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Career / Re: 4 Crazy Things I Love About Being A Lawyer by dplomaticVal: 4:49pm On Mar 23, 2016
Angelberry:
Bar M after years of practice is still struggling to feed.

majority of lawyers have provision for basic needs. methinks that's what the gent was trying to state.
proudly a law student
Celebrities / Re: Gozie Okeke & Wife Njideka Stun In These Photos by dplomaticVal: 6:36pm On Mar 11, 2016
Mprex:
see how the lady is looking much older than him


team 10 years age difference abeg


quote me and die

i go die with my tongue btw ur vägina hole
Romance / Re: Groom Puts Head In Wife's Wedding Gown At Wedding Venue(photos) by dplomaticVal: 6:30pm On Mar 11, 2016
MrsPhyno:

Gold-digger? Because I said don't want my husband to put his head under my dress in the presence of my parents? Ok ooooo grin

On the day of your wedding your hubby would only be trying to expurgate the garter on your legs not like giving u any blowjهb. thats what u envisaged the man was doing b4 u made that comment, you wont be doing it in front of your parents. I apologise for callin you a golddigger tho
Romance / Re: Groom Puts Head In Wife's Wedding Gown At Wedding Venue(photos) by dplomaticVal: 5:57pm On Mar 11, 2016
MrsPhyno:
This is one of those things I cannot do and cannot allow to be done to me

My parents faces sef, at that moment.
God forbid grin

it shows you're local. I doubt if Phyno would agree to nyash u let alone wifing u..gold digger
Education / Re: Memories Of A Dashing Male Teacher In An All Girls School by dplomaticVal: 10:35pm On Mar 10, 2016
I pray that Law students would be posted to serve in schs.. I'd like to have a piece of the national tight toto walai

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Education / Re: I Scored 199 In The Ongoing JAMB Not 399 - Ibrahim Shamwilu From Kogi (photo) by dplomaticVal: 9:26am On Mar 09, 2016
MISSCONGENIALITY:
U sound like a child. How old are u? Even my 3year old niece is more matured than you.

this pretty lass, person no fit play with u agn. u so mean e be like I go arrange work for u @ mortuary
Celebrities / Re: Nadia Buari Cuddles Up To Her BabyDaddy, Gushes About Her Love For Him by dplomaticVal: 6:11pm On Mar 08, 2016
her poooooosie go suck.i hate fair ladies tongue
Romance / Re: OAP @Mayourspeaks's Opinion On Rape Sets Twitter On Fire by dplomaticVal: 2:07am On Mar 07, 2016
sinaj:



Do u protect ur valuables more than the Way Banks protect money? Yet you still hear of bank robberies.

Does it mean that banks don't take appropriate preventive measure?
Evn with cctv cameras, vault nd other stuffs?



Try using another good illustration next time to convince me that indecent dressing is the cause of rape.

Good day!

Indecent dressing may not be the cause of rape but among the factors that contribute to ®ape, ተhe aforementioned is one of thخm.
#BarrValonpoint
Education / Re: I Scored 199 In The Ongoing JAMB Not 399 - Ibrahim Shamwilu From Kogi (photo) by dplomaticVal: 3:25pm On Mar 06, 2016
MISSCONGENIALITY:
I scored 266 and didn't get the course of my choice cos the cut off mark for that course in the uni I choosed was 272 but.

your teeth are gargantuan. would you sell some?
Celebrities / Re: Dominique Oputa Displays Boobs At The Beach by dplomaticVal: 8:35am On Feb 18, 2016
soon they will start displayin poussie also. God obliterate these peeps that tempt me to masturbaተe undecided
Education / Re: 10 Pairs Of Difficult Courses To Study In Nigeria by dplomaticVal: 7:38am On Feb 16, 2016
rosalieene:

ANSU now Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu Uni

Good to know you'rخ an alumna of ANSU. studying there too. #teamLAW
Education / Re: 10 Pairs Of Difficult Courses To Study In Nigeria by dplomaticVal: 7:34am On Feb 16, 2016
nnowu:
Law should have been among the 1st_ 3rd #team law fac,ESUT
have they bn accredited to admit law students?
Education / Re: 7 Secrets Of Scoring 280 And Above In JAMB by dplomaticVal: 12:02am On Jan 31, 2016
safarigirl:
law is still on here, they just can't admit new students till 2017, but the rest of us that got admission for law years before are still eligible for law school.

There is no 100 level law for now.

kk. you guys are vry fortunate. I thought they wld have relegated u folks to english or pol sci.
thank yr stars
Education / Re: 7 Secrets Of Scoring 280 And Above In JAMB by dplomaticVal: 7:20pm On Jan 29, 2016
safarigirl:
University of Abuja, studying Law. Had to school close to home due to health issues

I thought council of legal education withdrew their license, how true?
Education / Re: When A Girl Tells You She Studies Banking And Surgery( photo) by dplomaticVal: 7:10am On Jan 17, 2016
Rapmoney:
Sorry to tell you this...you are one of the many Nigerians that still wallow in ignorance!!! Who told you she was wrong for telling you she was studying POLITICS? The study of POLITICAL SCIENCE can also be referred to as POLITICS! Political Science is common among Nigerians but it is still the same as the study of Politics! Check American and most European universities and you would see it is normally called the study of Politics. This means that u are ignorant, all the people in the bus that laughed were ignorant and those that liked your post here are also ignorant and to crown it all, the girl is right! cool

your head is there. 10 orijn for u

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Family / Re: My Son Caught I And His Mother In The Most Embarassing Way by dplomaticVal: 5:48pm On Jan 07, 2016
Mavelshee:
It was on a sunday afternoon during this xmas holiday. My wife and I decided get a little kinky because honestly we havnt had some good actions for a really long time. So my wife asked Martha our nanny to take the kids to our neighbours house upstairs for some play time and bring them back by 6pm. Kpa kpa kpa kpa kpa we don comot cloth, kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo kpo we don start pre-intimacy, and that was when it happened oo....Our 10yrs old son just opened the door "mum can I have some....." and saw his mum leaning on the edge of the bed crying and his dad eating his mums buttoks. Lo and behold this little dude just paused and thereafter there was a big grin + disgust on his face. My wife hasn't stopped crying oo, mostly because she thinks this kind of scenerio can eff up kids chemistry n stuffs. Plus he now looks at me somehow whenever we are together. I hope he doesn't tell the others what he saw.

So please nairalanders how can I explain or brainwash my kid about what he saw that day.


u go extreme man
u no fucck with yr peenis you no finger with ur hands, to give beejay hard u self..na to chop ike nshi (shitty nyash) with ur mouth swt u pass abi. i can bet my two balls that one day u will drink ur wife urine and swallow her shiiit..
Education / Re: Who Stole The Coke? Come In If And Only If You're A Genius. by dplomaticVal: 8:51pm On Jan 05, 2016
EverestdeBliu:
Now this is what u would have long typed and not trying to attack any personality. You're entitled to your own opinion. Next time try to present ur case/judgement/answer/solution/idea in a more civil way.

we're cool. but as i hitherto said. pls think deep
next time bfor talking so you wont be thought a fool
Education / Re: Why Do Engineering Students Brag To Know Maths More Dan Mathematics Students by dplomaticVal: 8:26pm On Jan 05, 2016
martineverest:
the mental/reasoning capacity of an average engineering student is higher than that of mathematics students. This is because engineering as a course of study helps student in developing their psychological(logical) reasoning. Thus, making mathematics the easiest course in engineering.

Could remember my 100l days in university of Benin, when physics, mathematics and engineering students wrote the same maths exams. The number of'As' engineering students had outnumbered that of maths and physics students combined.

Guy your deduction maybe irrational. when we took ist year exam law students got more A's in Nigerian literature(it is a core course for the english students) more than the English students. it was so because the lecturer was lenient in marking our script bt vry strict for the English stds. believe it or not matheticians do well in maths more than the engineering students
Education / Re: Who Stole The Coke? Come In If And Only If You're A Genius. by dplomaticVal: 6:29pm On Jan 05, 2016
EverestdeBliu:
Oga what is the answer?
Brenda
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage,teebillz & Son At Annie & 2face's Daughter's Birthday (photos) by dplomaticVal: 6:09pm On Jan 05, 2016
ellahzy:
aww ..motherhood fits her
if my guy catch u ehh, why u the ridicule am ni @cruzita, it seems that how yr yash pose. disgusted
Education / Re: Who Stole The Coke? Come In If And Only If You're A Genius. by dplomaticVal: 5:59pm On Jan 05, 2016
EverestdeBliu:
can't you just counter my position without spilling thrash? So annoyingly childish. By the way,how old are you?

sorry guy. just that u answered the question like someone bereft of rational reasoning. pls think deep next time bfor talking so you wont be thought a fool. my apologies
Education / Re: Who Stole The Coke? Come In If And Only If You're A Genius. by dplomaticVal: 2:54pm On Jan 05, 2016
EverestdeBliu:
On a closer look: Charles was not accused,but was vindicated 2wice. Darius was the only person accused 2wice. ...Darius is the pilferer.
fish brain
Politics / Re: Governor Ikpeazu Heads To Supreme Court - See Notice Of Appeal (PHOTOS) by dplomaticVal: 12:45pm On Jan 05, 2016
?let them continue going to court joortongue we lawyers gas to chop. I nvr regret choosing this profession for one day
Celebrities / Re: Warri Billionaire, Ayiri Emami And His Family (Photos) by dplomaticVal: 8:01am On Jan 05, 2016
she's not too khute. nyashable tho
Family / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing Your Mom Caught You Doing? by dplomaticVal: 9:32pm On Jan 04, 2016
thywobab:


O boy, dats some crazy shiiiittt.bt na lie jawe ur prick no fit stand then

it happened. i think it was her cute face & voluptuous waist that aroused my dicck. her Toto make sense sha
Family / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing Your Mom Caught You Doing? by dplomaticVal: 9:01pm On Jan 04, 2016
A lady of about 19 yrs came visiting us. at night I went to the room allotted to her turned on the light pulled her pant. inserted my tiny diccck in her Toto. she woke & screamed. reported to my mom, she gave correct beating & dip my dick inside pepper I for die that day. I was abt 7 yrs den

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Education / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Beautiful Girls See Which Is Numba-1 by dplomaticVal: 1:49pm On Jan 04, 2016

op
Ravens
would
Have
Swallowed
your

Balls

If

You

didn't


Add


ANSU cheesy
Romance / Re: He Wants Me To Grace His Bed For My Fee by dplomaticVal: 9:10pm On Jan 02, 2016
ma'am do the needful after all your poussie is not laced with gold (I can imagine how bushy, unkempt & tattered the thing is, in my mind's eye) .

work to earn your fee. God didn't give u hands as a tool for collecting money from men... work work work or keep wimping like a fingerred female ant

Lazy hypocrite, na your type the Bleep pass bt later pretend like them nvr © prrick

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Career / Re: 10 Categories Of Jobs That Can Decrease Your Life Span by dplomaticVal: 6:14pm On Jan 01, 2016
phcn workers should not be excluded, the careless ones among them usually die by electrocution
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic & Banana Iceland Billionaire Boyfriend Getting Married? (Photos) by dplomaticVal: 2:33pm On Jan 01, 2016
Ameboperoo:
If you don't find them funny then you don't understand him!
K
Celebrities / Re: Rita Dominic & Banana Iceland Billionaire Boyfriend Getting Married? (Photos) by dplomaticVal: 2:32pm On Jan 01, 2016
Ameboperoo:
If you don't find them funny then you don't understand him!
K

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