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Equity15:
I used to think the end of Nigeria is the airport.
I used to think I could beg the automated voice that says your credit is low when making a call..I actually tried it those days early 2000's when the automated voice was saying you airtime is low. I was saying please ma, I beg you in the name of God, I want to talk to NY father, it's very important. lol the call hung up. and I was like wicked woman!!! mstheeew

Hilarious

Ecstacy21:
As a kid, i use to think that if i point at a grave somethin bad will happen to me. The remedy after pointing at a grave is to bite my ten fingers.

As a kid if i mistakenly killed a duck, i was told to put coins in its mouth else it will turn to a snake and bite me in the night



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Me too i believed that o

GennyCheta:
When broom touches a girl either by sweeping accidentally or intentionally she will not marry, so the person who did that have to spit on the broom and hit it on the floor two times so it won't have effect on the girl.

When I see this white birds flying in the sky there's a song we sing in our language and we have white spots on our finger nails, we believe the birds are responsible for that.

So many things our parents told us and we believed them then it's not our fault

Exactly it seems they told us all this just to make us fear or keep us in ignorance.

SmartyPants:
So you mean the vice president is not a leader? It is footballers than are leaders?

No
Just cimparing their salary.
Meanwhile how many of our leaders are professors. Thats what i was illustrating

NYCnextStop:
Chai.. I used to believe that when you bend down to look through your legs in the market , you will see dead people who came to the market and could lose your life

Also I used to believe that it was witches and dead people that trade in night markets

We believed alot of things while growing o

frankblinkz:
Na apple kill abacha india scored nigeria 99-1 and during d game football turned into a lion

I believed that also

illicit:
If u use an umbrella under a roof, you will stop growing.

If u eat white chalk, eczema will form inside u.

If u kill a toad and u don't bury it, it will curse u and your parents when it gets to heaven

Chai. This one is in another level o

Dididrumz:
This thing don finally dey worry me ohhh.
Does God really exist??

Thats the thing about faith, believing something you havent seen. Only the strong hearted can stay strong.

Dchameleon12345:
If a girl play with a boy she will get pregnant

This one i didnt believe o cos i play with girls then very well

ucheuzor1:
I used to believe that when you bend down and look between your legs, you'll see spirits walking on their head and legs up. We used to be afraid to do that then.

We were also told then in the village that if you point at a masquerade, your hand will bend.

We were also told then that if you wave your hand to white flying birds, it will give you water finger. It worked then though. Quite mysterious.

As of then it was scary and sometimes fun. Now you will be wondering how vulnerable you are to have believed it.

SureDan001:
So funny
Me eheenn. Dat garri and mango I believe am den. Den I was told of you sit on a mortar I won't grow tall. If someone use teeth to break kernel for u ur teeth will grow on each other That the real football dat okocha used to play can break someone head.
Alots...... It is well

Interesting

Martinez39s:
As a little boy, I used to believe that actors, actresses, newscasters etc were literally inside my TV and would sneak out and into the TV at midnight depending on their schedule.

Exactly what i believed

calgenius:
I believed that when u wave at cattle egrets u get a white spot on ur finger nails..

i literally tried that and it didnt work. I was told that i didnt do it well when i was a kid lol

Shockabzoba:
If you kill any red head lizard, you'll die in your sleep b4 the next day.

And that one will b making som1 scared to kill lizard. Childhood eh

alphaNomega:
The shocker is the number of adults that still believe things like this till this day. Do you know matured men and women bathed salt water to fend off Ebola?

Oga talk tru didnt u also bath with the salt lol

Enwhen:
Now, education na the partlock

Hahaha chai. Education is no longer the key but now the padlock

Goalnaldo:
As a kid, I believed that: *Snake threads have a high probability of making front page *There is monetary reward for making FTC

Hahaha abi

playapayaski:
Slept with a Gyal by looking at her pant

Chai

lekbel09:
I can see some atheist already masturbating on the thread....

Hahaha don't mind them o

chrish:
When my mum gave birth to my younger sister I was surprised to see her curly hair. I asked my mum if there is a saloon in her tommy, she said yes that when a baby is about to come out he/she will go to the saloon and make their hair. I believed her.

Lol parents ehh
They just don't want us to know some things at a young age.

SIR0:
I can relate wella

Also, I used to believe that if a boy tastes food on fire, his joystick would remain small

Arrhhh
This one is very strong o

babasadiq79:
I believed that india defeated Nigeria 99-1
ball turn to snake

Yes i also heard this story them

MrNipplesLover:
OP, only you believed all those things?




chai!




I wonder how your Kidhood experience go be oooh

Lol
Literally i believed all of them.
As times goes on i realised they were false

YorubaKinging:
That the first human evolved from apes

That man after many years of staring at the moon decided to land on the moon lol

Hahaha

mansakhalifa:
OP, you mean as a kid you believed nothing less than 30 "dumbest things"!

Wow.

Yes o
Now i am even shocked

Naija246:
I used to believe that men put their penis in women's ass during sex
So at the age of seven or so, me and our neighbors daughter decided to have sex while our parents weren't home.
We did the whole pre-intimacy and shit but when it was time to penetrate her, my penis didn't enter her anus.

Lol kids eh

iyke926:
I know a kid who almost lost his faith because he heard the fart of a White Reverend Father.

Haaaa
Wonders shall never end

joseph1832:
Jesus was born December 25.

Yes, me too

Fidelismaria:

I use to believe the town I grew up was the world and nothing existed outside our town



Lol

Hahab

iceboy4752:
UNICAL is not even worth dragging with. It is simply last.

Lol really?

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arinzos:
I used to think in Music Videos, the Musician Usually Change their cloth very Fast and continue the music with another cloth

If you bend down to eat, the Food will come out of your Anus at once.

When you take some particles from a dog's Eyes and put it in yours, you will see spirits.

If you Look at the Mirror in the Dark, you will See Witch

I believed couple would pray to God, and he will Drop a Baby on their Bed.


Can't Remember Most of them Again.

Hahaha your own hot o
Sha me too, i use to believe that when when i look into a mirror at night i will see witch.

I once believed that everything in movies is true. If some one is killed in a movie i use to be upset and shed tears thinking the person is truly death