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I also remember one sef
My mom will say she will help me keep the money the visitor gave me, so that i will collect it on Christmas day.

I use to believe it

arinzos:
About that Bird own... It Looked Like it Worked very well Good old days

That one look like magic lol

arinzos:
About that Bird own... It Looked Like it Worked very well Good old days

That one look like magic lol

Benevento:
4. It's very dangerous to take garri after eating mango(though a special breed of mango, we call it kerosene mango)

Lol i guess we all believe thesame things when we were kids

Proffwhyhurry12:
Is a welcome development. Other schools should emulate

Yes
Since we don't know when schools will be reopened

bukiah:
I used to wonder how people enter inside radio and television. That was in the 80s

Hahaha this is very interesting

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omobamatrix:
Why not aerial view/drone shot?

Drone pictures not available for now. But in the video above the aerial view is available.

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Cc Lalasticlala

extol1:
nice but I was expecting more from the governor

El-rufai tried sha even though he is Stubborn

JhayJoe:
Going to church will solve all our problems

Men of "god" are angels on earth

Hahaha ok

Icezikagu:
I used to believe that in order to prevent d caset disc frm cracking u have to clean it on ur smooth cloth

Chai

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At present, the University has 2 Colleges, 2 Schools, 8 Faculties, 51 Academic Departments, 32 Undergraduate Programmes and 54 Postgraduate Programmes in the 2 campuses within just 16years of it existence. This shows how the University has spectacularly grown over the years and is termed one the most fastest growing University in Nigeria. According to statistics on number of applicants for admission into Nigerian Universities by Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board for 2017, KASU was the second most-sort-after State University in Nigeria.


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Lalasticlala.
Tell us the Dumbest thing you believed as a kid


Wow, finally my thread Entered front page for the first time.

Professorcplus:
If it's rainy and sunny at the same time, then lioness just gave birth.

If a teacher flogs you, soak that body part inside garri and see the teacher's hand swell up the next day

To get money, kill a Red head agama lizard, cut the head and bury it for three days, come back later to dig out your naira note.

To make a bird motionless or stand still above the sky, just hit a nail on the floor, step your big toe on it. point your index finder towards it and stretch it backward with your other index finger.

Baba, this your own was very strong.
If it were true u could have been a Billionaire by now o lol

CAPSLOCKED:
THE TRAGEDY HERE IS THAT MANY ADULTS STILL BELIEVE THESE THINGS TODAY.

This your Statement is very true.

drips8:
You don't need to be really smart to get things done here. Just a couple of important connections and you're set.

True

AdaFidelis:
I believed my dad was not born instead he fell from the sky because that was what he told me.

Hahahaha chai Nigerian parents

donbachi:
I believed if u swallow chewing gum,it will gum ur internal organs.

Lol. Child life

Davash222:
Look at us now.. A Nepa bill holder is our president while a professor in Law is licking his asss.

Thats the irony of life.
A professor will be working for an illiterate.
Las las its not what you read in school that takes you far. You can’t compare the salary of a footballer and that of a professor.

Ronaldo is more beloved than messi

drips8:
I believed that readers were the leaders of tomorrow.

Wow.
So what do u believe now

Davash222:
As a kid, I used to believe Education is the key.

Lol.
So now what do u believe

Being a kid was the most fun part of my life. It was also the time when i believe alot of dumb things which i later realise in life were all false. Some were spread by my parents, relatives, siblings, and friends to make us afraid or control us.

When I was a kid I used to believe that

1. Rubber band sucks blood

2. That fish swims in one's belly upon consumption.

3. Lucozade and maltuna are for sick people.

4. I believe when you take mango and at the same time drink garri it will kill you.

5. When i eat food in the night, i am eating with the devil.

6. Wen I swallow gum it will tie my intestine and I will die.

7. If I swallow any seed the tree will grow on my head

8. There is grinding machine in my stomach that digest the food i eat.

9. I thought trees moves backwards wen you are in a moving car.

10. If i wash my school uniform on sunday, it won't dry at all

11. God usually comes down to collect offering.

12. Any food that falls on the ground is already eaten by the devil.

13. If lizard see my tooth that is missing it will not grow again

14. If u bite me and I mix chicken shit n red oil all your teeth will remove.

15. That women gave birth through their navel.

16.If u point burial ground. Something bad will happen to you

17.If u drag a stick on the ground while walking. Your mama will give birth to snake.

18. I use to believe all pot belly men are rich.

19. I use to think that all black people will go to hell because devil is black and White people will go to heaven because Jesus is white.

20. Satan was right under my feet.

21. Any time u mistakenly cut ur self and blood is coming out you should start sucking it so that your blood will not finish.

22. I use to believe eating head of ice fish together with the eyes will make my eyes big as well.

23. If u jump/cross me,I will not grow again.

24. If u flog a girl with broom,she will not marry.

25 when i was a kid i used to think the moon follows me wherever i go as i was getting older the Story changed that all streets have there own moon lol.

26. When you dont go to church on sunday and u stay alone at home satan will come and steal you.

27. I believed everyone who stays in the village is either a witch or a wizard. I vowed never to visit any village.

28. if a cat spits on you death awaits you

29. Older people never Excrete

30. I use to think that as a flower boy, the flower gal was my babe o lol.

Over to you. What are the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?

dairykidd:
Nice writeup... ur instinct, that gut feeling never lies. If it says she's cheating, chances are she probably is. I know this for a fact.

Yea very true. Years ago i once dreamt my girl was cheating and damn i later found out it was the truth.

COOL10:
Excellent write up. You're doing well. Keep em coming.

Thanks bro

Icezikagu:
The lawyer no even get beteer glory

His wig is somehow sef