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agarawu23:
imagination!!!
saraki is not FFK

roger that

Yeah! U're Ryt! He's not. Cos he's worse. Jst like his late dad.

Mhen! I cannot but compare & contrast Remi Tinubu vs Monsurat Sunmonu

ennyhola:
Meaning?

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Meaning d guy jst cut & paste wtout asking himself wot obtains in 9ja[/color]

folabayo1:
I can't be in ur shoe! But my advice is that u shouldn't let her go completely ppreach to her and try as much u can to win her heart for christ.

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Hmmm!
@ d risk of ur soul[/color]

imsuboi:
Please tell that scammer to keep quiet. All these Nigerian pastors and their busy body attitude.


WHO ASKED YOU?

Well, d journalists asked him. Abi u no read d article ni?

akoaki:
These pastors should stop commenting on national issues because they can no longer be trusted as being reliable leaders judging by their antecedents. They are a big part of nigeria's woes.

It's obvious u neva knew anything abt Pet Kumuyi. There's no need 2 join issues wt u!

ennyhola:
Wake up ! ure in Nigeria ,we don't admit sex openly or else everybody will see u as LovePeddler
but dere dey sees it as a normal fin

I HOPE A GAL DO DAT AND SAY IT OPENLY

Ur head dey Dia!
All these copy & paste things

CR77:
This story too long to read

Abi o

bamirotola:
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I'm sure the money is not a legit one... if he worked hard for the money he wld not think of sowing any stupid seed for barca.... motherless baby homes r out there, you can't go there to impact soul... this can't be accepted from God.. God said wisdom. Is the principal thing, therefore get wisdom and with all thy getting get understanding prov 4:7.. surely u lack wisdom cos wisdom would tell you to impact life not flaunt for the whole world ur illegit cash... may God give you wisdom and forgive your fake nd unacceptable seed

U said it all Bro!

Over - money dey worry am Na!

idupaul:
So you believe a young man that made his dreams come true by becoming an international superstar at the age when U were or are still disturbing your father for money is not smart enuff to make a common 2;1 , keep deceiving urself

Hian!!
Super star in music, not acada.
E 4 com sch like Unilorin Na! If e get 3rd class or pass e try
Congrats 2 him tho. @lea he's reasonable enuff 2 gad a pali.
E go fit brag wen dem wan yab am say e no go sch

Goooooaaaallllll!!!

Hope 9ja politicians & office holders ll pick a lesson frm this honourable decision.

ikaboy:
Pls what is the difference between their job functions and who exerts more influence to the president? I hope we don't see conflicts here

I'm not into politics, & I my statement is not authotitative. Buh I think d titles speak for themselves.
1 is an adviser, the is an assistant (more like a spoke person)
So 1 gives advice on what decision to make, the other makes the decision made known 2 d public.

johnydon22:
So do you need faith to know 2+2 is 4?

Yes, u nid faith 2 know 2+2=4.
& not evry1 knows 2+2=4. D only those wt intact cerebrum & background tutelage know dat 2+2=4.
Madman on d street, 4 example, doesn't know dat 2+2=4.
Av u eva thot of how u came 2 know dat 2+2=4?
U probably started wt counting 1, 2, 3....
Then proceeded 2 cramming addition & multiplication tables even tho u neva knew wot they meant. Then twas only ur teacher dat fully understood d full meaning of 2x5=10. Buh u blivd him or her till u can also reason on ur own y d ansa shud b so.
Dat's exactly how it goes. 4 those of us dat bliv dat GOD is real, it's as real & as simple as 2+2=4 & ur unbliv doesn't change dat sure fact.
I only pray it ain't 2 late b4 u realise, because if person don grow biëbië no know say 2+2=4 I doubt if e neva late 4 dat person.
Finally, remember it's 1 chance. Afterdeath, ddat's all

@ point 2

bashydemy:
“That was the time Dr. Jonathan ought to have taken action and stopped the fraud that INEC called an election. He did not do it. It was in the middle of a crucial match that the referee, Professor Attahiru Jega , who is from the same place with Muhammadu Buhari, issued a statement that if card readers cannot confirm your finger prints, then you can go on and vote”, Dokubo fumed.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/2015-election-jonathan-refused-to-listen-to-us-asari-dokubo/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook

Totally twas d same # referee dat was dia in 2011 wen his bro won d election.
Or they were not from the same place Then!
Jst crass display of ignorance & nepotism.

No, it doesn't.
Only if d milk is expressed & not given 2 d baby does it go sour afta some hrs, depending on d temp it's stored.
Also, d mother's breast ll b engorged cos of excess production.
Funny thing dat c'monly happen in this locality (& annoying 4 dat marra) is wen mothers are told dia breast is bad. Hence, they shud stop breastfeeding & go 2 somebody somwia 2 wash d breast. Mtcheew!

Kasimaramma2:
Off course it does go sour!milk is proteinous.if egg that is proteinous can get rotten,how much more can breastmilk?...breastmilk gets sour easily compared to egg because the milk from the mammary glands in the breast react with certain enzymes in the breast.

My dear u goofed! Big Tym!
If u say egg gets rotten, wc egg in particular?
egg in it's shell ll last several months wtout getting spoilt buh rotten wtin hrs of being laid.
Same wt breastmilk. Doesn't get sour except it's expressed & kept.

ZYZZA:
Does sperm go bad in the joystick

lol
I wonda ooo

lalasticlala:
“I asked why they wanted me to follow them but they gave no answer. Rather, they pounced on me and dragging me at the same time. I only woke up in the hospital after.”

As tragic as d news is, & as much as I wanted 2 empathise wt d guy, cudn't help buh burst into laffta on getting 2 d last part of his statement.

DollyParton1:
errrm really? If the introduction wasn't successful, how will the engagement and the other ceremony take place. You might wanna ask the elders around u.

Same point we're making. Jst like many relationships don't result 2 marriage. So, imagine u paying d sch fees of evry gal u've dated (wen u no be ATM).
At Introduction, u're telling her family u wanna marryher. They know u, & probably agree. Buh they avn't given her 2 u, so they may still change dia mind. @ Engagement, they giv her 2 u & she's practically ur wife, jst awaiting other formalities.

Chinoble:
Sorry,ddnt mean to insult.

Like u said, introduction is not marriage but remember that after introduction u will be expected to go to his place and start doing the duties of a wife to him. Everywhere you go, people will call you his wife, ur family, ur friends, everybody will call u his wife. U can no longer be friends with ur old boyfriends which means you cnt get anything from them. If u cal ur brothers, ur cousins, ur uncles, ur aunts to give u somtins they wont give you like before cus they will be like 'this girl i tut u r married' and she cnt openly and boldly ask u for things. U see dat after introducton, u ve placed the girl in a very tight corner. No body is forcing you to pay for her fees but if u ve dignity and you are finacially owk, why not offer to pay her fees? Cus as far as i knw, dat will earn you more respect frm her family. Then it's left for her family to either accept or reject ur offer. I cud still remember wen my big sis was getting married, her husband nd his people came wit the dowry but my father only touched the money nd gave it back to the husband saying that he's not selling his daughter. That does not mean the next person dat is coming to marry frm my family shd come without dowry. What i'm saying is that once you r ready to introduce youself and ur family to my people as my husband, be ready for any responsiblity that will come wit it. DO NOT PUT ME IN TIGHT CORNER.

This is themost bias analysis I've ever seen. Dowry u said (Bride price, actually) & it's different frm paying her sch fees. Introduction comes b4 payment of bride price & it's after the payment of bride price dat he is seen as d hubby. Dat takes place @ engagement, not at Introduction.
I'm glad u said ur big sis hubby came wt d (dowry) bride price, not her sch fees. Hence i wudda bn disappointed if ur dad collects it. Buh even if he collects the bride price they brought, no big deal.

versashee:
a wise man would engage her in school and marry her after she graduates!

Guy!
u b Ibo?

DollyParton1:
Traditionally, introduction [/b]is the most important thing. Once the parents from both sides have pronounced their blessings on the union, I think the remaining ish is just for ceremonial and legit sake.

Naaaa!
Guess u're mixing Introduction wt [b]Engagement. Engagement is the single most important part of the wedn process. Introduction is jst family reps coming 2 know one another. It is what it is______[i]INTRODUCTION[/i]!!!

Ur choice, buh it ai'nt ur duty cos she ain't ur wife yet.
Introduction is only a show of intent. It's the Engagement (payment of Bride price, actually) that makes her ur wife & that's where ur responsibility starts though ur responsibility may still be deferred till after the ceremony proper (especially if u guys ain't cohabiting

Op u suppose edit this ur post na!
Abi dem no tell u say Omon'oba don kpai

Terry68:
You'll need to get a software to help on that; like photoshop, illustrator, corel draw or probably microsoft.


No big deal. Go to your desktop or laptop after installing any of the above mentioned softwares.

Make a background of your choice or Equivalently type on any pics as background.

Txs 4 ur contribution.
Buh I'm thinking of something dat can help me do d graphics on my phone (BB Z10, to b specific. Or berra still my android phone)

Hello Nairalanders!
Pls I seriously need som1 to suggest a software (or wateva) I can use to design text based dp (like d ones below).
I have a bbm channel were I post daily devotional guide. I've been posting in plain text since I started but it's bn boring to me. Hence, I'll appreciate if anybody can help by letting me know what I can use to design anything close to the ones below.
Txs

Hello Nairalanders!
Pls I seriously need som1 to suggest a software (or wateva) I can use to design text based dp (like d ones below).
I have a bbm channel were I post daily devotional guide. I've been posting in plain text since I started but it's bn boring to me. Hence, I'll appreciate if anybody can help by letting me know what I can use to design anything close to the ones below.
Txs

my dear, I think it's high time u kept ur credentials & other valuables away frm dat house. Who knows, 1 of these days u may not b opportuned 2 pick them.