*singin in omawumi's voice....if u ask me,na who i go ask,the matter wey we see so...e tey wey e strt..no b me go talk am..e heavy for mouth...btw u no get GEJ numba ni?...abi u no get Fagge for facebook?..ask dem nw

Airforce1:

Your own is still good..yo got a mountainous assss to make up for it.
U no get probs at all.

...mhen,c shallow mentality...if u lyk bleach till ur blood turnz white,if u r ugly,u r ugly...nuffn hapnd to black iz beautiful...it stil iz...#shallow attention seeking lil boyz...#teamblackgirlzrock!

op..na beer dem serve as holy communion for una church?...eeya

deborah was a judge in the bible, and a pretty good leader,ellen ruled liberia successfully...we'v had male leaders ever sinc amalgamation..are we succeeding?...abeg stop all these gender stereotypism and face d fact...this is d 21st century!...some of the greatest men have fallen to mere women,yet you say women can't be leaders?...well,wether u agree or not women r rising faster than u think...end of story.

yes but i was given a difrnt course

abi moti read ni?

50 female tortoise,17 elephant tusks,120 tubers of yam,96 water turtles,403 grains of rice,10 virgin students and the head of the OP

what is ASUU

*singin...this is superstory...

ok.

no mind dem o na marketin ploy d nonsns ASUU strike movie dt dey put oge okoyes face on is so useless,my dad bot it and it has nuffn to do wit ASUU not to tlk of univ sef..sum prematur sec skul girlz wer jez shakin yansh abt as bad girl...*spits*

...goes back to sleep

Ppl stil tlk abt ASUU??...torh

Koko master my ss1 economics teacher cez he had a mole

No,i was the class rep

♥Dεs•Chγκσ♥:


While 'they' are collectively pissing you off..they are pissing 'on' some people's bank account..

The song that's currently pissing me off is 'Sugar Cocoa butter' by Jodie

...this might sound like a cliche..which it iz buh money cnt buy dignity or peace of mind...il rada die poor dan use my talent negatively..kids listen to dis songs..my 7yrs old lil bro was singn "i no b casanova but i lyk woman" dah kind of thin myt get embedded in his subconcious and who knowz wat he myt strt doin wt girlz..until we chng our orientation dt money iz not everyfn,we'l kip worshipin poo!

Good luck to dem..who cares anywayz...*continues hawking groundnut*

Good luck to dem

Very easy...normal nigerian pop...meaningless lyrics,just beats...girls bein told to shake what they'v got lyk dia dogz,sumone callin himself badoo wen he shud b teachn the young ones gud thingz,one askin d poor girl dat watz her flavour make she carry orange cum,anoda one talk say personally he go do d girl make she no tel ha daddy...useless lyf!..smh for dia fans!

Na dia wahala....*goes back to sleep*

Lmfao..so no be only ASUU mr deadlock dey follow!

Dey are followin ha frm ha village..wit doz droopin jaguars on ha chest...*pukes*

debayun:

Wow fnks a lot I pray oda comments r positive do u knw hw she can go about it

..nope but she can start by trying to find out abt modelling agencies and hw dey operate..she shud also b sure cez she will hv fierce competition as she wont be d only one wt d hot lukz but she must b able to carve a niche for herself and she must NEVER sell her body(i hrd dey r often pressurizd,threatnd n sumtymz molested so has to b smart)

Wow...shez got wat it tkz!

Babe,u r beautiful...u dnt nid to luk lyk genevive...u shud aspire to b greater dn ha...i wont upload my pics buh m a girl,i sing and i also play d guitar cez of dt ppl strtd callin me asa i told dem to stop cez i am ME....BE U girl..and dnt expose urslf to all vhiz haterz dt r just waitin to make ppl depressed...u r original!

Awww...cute!

JMOI: This is the daftest comment I've read in a very long while. So you are trying to say that Jonathan should be blamed for the ungodly massacres carried out by Boko Haram? Your hatred for this man has beclouded your sense of reasoning. So if a gunman opens fire on a group of people somewhere in America Barack Obama should be blamed for it? Or if a terrorist organisation blows up a train in the UK the queen or the prime minister should be held responsible for that? Just listen to yourself, did you read what you just typed? It's not a must that you will comment. You shouldn't have joined the debate if you knew that your level of intelligence was not up to it.

...*a round of applause for mr smarty pantz*...he is nt @ fault but his lackadaisical attitude makes him as bad as boko haram demslvz..m nt moved by ur insultz nd dat bein "d daftest comment uv ever read" proves wat i said earlier..u r lackin in common and rare sens...u carry gej for head lyk say na ur papa...L.O.L...uv got issuez!