Politics › Re: Crossover Service: Defaulters In Lagos To Pay ₦20,000 - ₦500,000 Fine by Draslo(m): 6:17pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Many people don't know this but Watch Night, also called Freedom’s Eve, Christian religious service held on New Year’s Eve and associated, in many African American churches, with a celebration and remembrance of the Emancipation Proclamation (enacted January 1, 1863), which freed slaves in the Confederate states during the American Civil War. Many mainline Protestant churches in the United States sponsor a Watch Night service on New Year’s Eve.
There's no real Christian association with New year's Eve |
Romance › Re: New Trendy For Girls ? Using Underwear To Replace Blouse by Draslo(m): 3:17pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
As long as the underwear is new, that's their personal headache.
The girls are even low budget girls so there's nothing alarming there. Imagine one of them has the audacity to allow her pubic hairs to grow past her belly button upwards. Spits!!!! |
Food › Re: World Class Cake Baked By A Nigerian Lady (photos) by Draslo(m): 3:12pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Talented Nigerian women are a scarce commodity like red beryl |
Investment › Re: High Quality Gold Bars Available In Large Quantity In Abuja. by Draslo(m): 2:59pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Miakellz: I have available but its 18 carats 7kg That's not good enough. Thanks anyway |
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophecies For 2021 By Ephrata. by Draslo(m): 2:49pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Una no dey tire. No one of you so Covid-19. How? Not even one! This is why I can never take any year's end prophesies seriously. Just imagine the level of bulkshit that they wrote up there. |
Crime › Re: 3 Dead In Cult Clash In Edo State (Graphic Photos) by Draslo(m): 2:44pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Karlovich:
Ewedu goblins have invaded Edo state, I have no pity for them because they signed their death sentences the moment they decided to become cultists, spits on their cone heads. If they put you people on your own planet, you'd still kill yourselves. |
Romance › Re: My Gf Mum Is A MILF by Draslo(m): 2:28pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Channel your energy positively |
Romance › Re: Are Ladies The Reason Why Most Guys Soliloquoy? by Draslo(m): 2:05pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Most guys? Oga speak for yourself. |
Investment › Re: High Quality Gold Bars Available In Large Quantity In Abuja. by Draslo(m): 12:28pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
onekata: *High quality Gold dore bars for sale. * Carats: 22 + *Purity: 96% *Condition: clean,clear, non-lien, no criminal. *Origin: Sierra Leone. *Price: $34,000 per kg *Minimum Order: 2000kg *Brokerage fee: 2.5% *NOTE: buyers will come to abuja office for take off. *For more detail call: +2348072941604 Is it still available? Your WhatsApp line pls |
Business › Re: . by Draslo(m): 12:22pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
MrVeyron: . Hello I saw a post where you said you have a contact that sells gold bars. Is he still available? |
Romance › Re: What Is That Evil Thing You Always Imagined In Your Head To Do by Draslo(m): 1:12am On Dec 29, 2020 |
Offpoint1: Since you say *Evil * here I go:
Walking into a labour room with pestle and mortar, walk up a delivery mother and drag out her baby from her womb with the placenta still attached. Stuck the baby's head into the mortar and Spash it with the pestle continously until the brain splatter all over the floor. I pick up piece of the brain, eat it, and laugh out loud while walking towards the baby's crying mother with a knife in my right hand and the baby's brain in my left hand. I walk closer to her, stab her multiple times on her left chest and carve out her heart, walk away with it into the hospital corridor... Jeez I gotta stop here, sounds too lovely... I need to think of something more evil... Like chaining my landlord to a electric chair and feeding him rotten watery poo filled with maggots, dead rats and human deadbodies from sewer, while I cut him up limp by limp and dance to his agony and screams... Maybe make it more interesting by sticking a 12 inches hot and blazing needle into his dxxk hole...
God I'm fxxked up upstairs, I need to stop seeing horror movies Your VVIP suite in hell is furnished and ready. |
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Mother And Child In Benue (Disturbing Photos) by Draslo(m): 10:26pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
I hope that middle finger gets to Buhari |
Nairaland General › Re: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moments In 2020 by Draslo(m): 10:12pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Mehn, na Colorado wan reset my brain to mad man mode. I did and said despicable things. I also allegedly showed off my penis and asked anyone who had bigger to come fight me Lost some of my really close friends. My girlfriend sef follow join. I went to Yaba left.
It is December now and my turnaround is exemplary. I am currently selling gold bars and uncut diamonds. People see me and call out to me to say hello. Maybe they talk behind me but I don't give a chit. My energy is top notch. I also have a plethora of women in my chats offering their body to me. Women that know this very recent history sef. I'm currently single and flexing it big time. I quit smoking but still a marijuana enthusiast. It gave me some if my best memories and friends and I'm not letting that go. 2020 gave me a gun and I shot my foot but I the surgery is done and I can walk fine again. |
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Crime › Re: Mob Sets Kidnapper Ablaze In Ibadan For Attempting To Abduct A 4-year-old Boy by Draslo(m): 10:08pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
Who else has noticed Lagosians have stopped this barbaric act of burning a fellow human when they've committed a serious crime.
Jungle justice should be serving the criminal a paint bucket of chilli peppers (rodo) and hot water to wash it down. You can be rest assured they will be instantly rehabilitated. |
Celebrities › Re: Olakunle Churchill Celebrates Birthday, Bags ICT Personality Of The Year by Draslo(m): 10:00pm On Dec 28, 2020 |
This guy's achievements just continue to disgrace Tonto Dike back to back.
If I were this guy, I'd just get custody of my son |
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Health › Re: NAFDAC To Give Emergency Approval For N400bn COVID-19 Vaccines by Draslo(m): 2:05pm On Dec 27, 2020 |
I just hope to God that they don't sell this vaccine because nothing is impossible in this country. We already know the elite and their families will be the first to have access to it because they have the money to jump the queue. inoki247: Lol dem wan approve wetin dem no develop just say wen d thing land dem go colet there own share and tell us they took 100 billion out of the money to see if the Vaccine Is good... You can imagine. That process of 'approval' will definitely cost hundreds of millions by our corrupt standards. |
Celebrities › Re: Gay Nigerian man shares 'How it started Vs How it is going' with his boyfriend by Draslo(m): 9:57pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
Flamemignon1: What the..... The hypocrisy is rife in your comment. You understand lesbians because they are used to soothe your "male gaze"(research on it, it's a fetish of yours), same way some females consumes gay porn(female gaze). Moreover, is sex the only thing you picture whenever you see a couple? Straight people have anal sex and no one bats an eyelid but if it's gay men, the world goes to an uproar, furthermore, sexuality is innate, you don't get to choose your attraction, i'm gay but I've been with more women than men because in my mind, I thought I haven't had the right pussy or slept with the right woman yet so I kept on sleeping with loads and it was making me completely miserable, sex is meant to be enjoyed not endured, the first time I made love to a man, I felt the fireworks of sex for the first time, the same way you felt when you broke your virginity to a woman. The same way it repulses you to be with a man is the same way gay men feel repulsed to sleep with women but they never complain about how disgusting straight sex is to them, only y'all do that. Take your mind off the gutter and see a couple, straight or gay for who they are rather than who they fvck. There are lots of gay couples out there who don't even have sex but have been together for ages. Case point, Kenny and Michael are a gay disabled couple, they are both paraplegic and they haven't had sex or even be sexually active for 17 years, that's love, that's what you should see and not sticks and holes Again, your generalization about gay sex is wrong. Infact, most gay men prefer other forms of sex to anal such as frottage, annilingus, mutual mast, pros stimu etc
As for the pic, I posted it for someone who made the assumption that all gay men are feminine Tufia |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 26th December 2020 by Draslo(m): 5:57pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
PUSSYHOE: that line up is a joke!!!! what da hell? is it a friendly match? abi pre-season don start? My brother. Xhaka has no business in that team anymore. I now actively want Arteta sacked sice Allegri no get work. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal vs Chelsea (3 - 1) On 26th December 2020 by Draslo(m): 5:51pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
If you've seen the lineup Arteta is playing, you'd know he's gifting Chelsea the available 3 points. |
Celebrities › Re: Gay Nigerian man shares 'How it started Vs How it is going' with his boyfriend by Draslo(m): 5:37pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
I can understand the logic behind female homosexuals but the guys, damn! How can you go about your life knowing another man is pounding your asshole?! Breast, fat ass, puzay...how can a combination of these not appeal to your penis? Even lesbians cannot do without a plastic penis. Flamemignon1: Instacandy
Kidanny Vlamir Ramirez is an openly gay latino video director, he's directed videos for Ricky Martin, Jennifer Lopez, Shakira and others. Known as lavender eyes in the gay scene, he was a dancer before finding success in video directing So we should do what exactly?! Buy him lubricant or what? |
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Makeup Artist Turns Herself To Fela Kuti, Obama, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, Pete Edochie by Draslo(m): 5:30pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
What a talent!!!
Some girls only know how to shave off their natural eyebrows and then paint one that makes them look so evil you'd be scared to initiate conversation. |
Politics › Re: Mildred Okowa's Birthday: Governor Celebrates His First Daughter On Her Birthday by Draslo(m): 4:25pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
This guy's name applies to every man on the planet. If you know what I mean.  |
Health › Re: Bill Gates:we Still Don’t Understand Why COVID-19 Numbers Are Not High In Africa by Draslo(m): 4:10pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
Simple answer to this question is that the collective governments haven't been aggressively testing their citizens. In Nigeria for example, ask 100 people if they know anyone who has been tested and you'll get a definite 'no' from every single one. |
Family › Re: Help!!!! My Husband Absconded With Our Children by Draslo(m): 3:59pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
Zzor: For the man to have done that, you must be a bad wife and him taking the children along means he's a good and responsible man who love his family, I hate women who treats good men badly Please release the account back to the owner. Zzor would never type this. |
Family › Re: Help!!!! My Husband Absconded With Our Children by Draslo(m): 3:51pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
A secret you thought would never be exposed had been exposed to him for a while now. He meticulously planned this without you knowing.
You need to sit in front of a mirror and ask yourself a ton of questions. |
Nairaland General › Re: My Friend Is Inviting My Wife To His Town But Not Informing Me First by Draslo(m): 4:00am On Dec 26, 2020 |
As long as your wife updates you, there should be no cause for alarm just yet but I'd advise you keep a close eye on that your 'friend'. |
Sports › Re: Joseph Yobo Shares Stunning Photos Of Himself And Family On Christmas Day by Draslo(m): 5:01pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
Zzor: All this epistle because of what really? well I like yobo because he's a patient man,adaeze actually got matured with him,if not for his patience their marriage won't have lasted, that's the type of man I want,the one that understands me and would be matured enough to let me grow and mature and lovingly shape me into the kind of woman he wants me to be,I know much about their marriage.For the records,no man can ever use and dump me,that's a fact. Please if you know a young handsome footballer like yobo feel free to connect me,tell him there's an adaeze waiting for him And I would recommend you after your track record here?! Olorun maje!!! Tufiaa! Yen yen yen. No man can shape you. You are 'unshapeable'. |
Culture › Re: Why Do Yoruba People Believe Kehinde Is Older Than Taiye by Draslo(m): 4:58pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
Ademola47: It's a common knowledge in Mathematics that when things are arranged in chronological order, the first and the last will be the oldest and the youngest respectively. A simple example is in siblings.
But that contradicts The Yoruba belief about twins
It's believed in Yoruba land that Kehinde (which literarily means "he who come last" and indeed who was given birth to last is older than Taiye who came first.
Why is this so? Help a curious fellow. Because (s)he was wiser and asked Taiye to go out first. This is myth, of course. |
Sports › Re: Joseph Yobo Shares Stunning Photos Of Himself And Family On Christmas Day by Draslo(m): 4:52pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
Zzor: I'm looking for my own yobo,if you help me found him please let me know You claimed you refused to school abroad because apparently you can't imagine not seeing your father. See yourself now, you're 'founding' up and down. |