₦airaland Forum

Zzor:
Wao,this is exactly what I want and more,I'm looking for my own yobo,where can one hook all these prominent footballers?

I wouldn't be surprised if you're a really fine girl. The lot of you are nothing to write home about. There are many guys in the works who in 5-15 years will be probably bigger than him but you guys don't have that patience and want to reap where you did not sow. Good luck looking for made men. They will use and dump you cause they know the exact reason you're with them. Funny how much you hate me but looking for one as the bedrock for a better life for you.

Dissap:
Mehn, that's fvcking true... They re all b*tches with fishy brains, all they knw na sex n they no dey good In it sef.
They no belong here mehn, they re assh*les. I tire for their matter.
They get fishy pvssy nd are always dirty, so dirty down there.
Mtcheew. Nigeria Girls, I tire for una matter, so fvck off!!!

Relocate to Mali na

Lol. Grilled Guinean fowl is the best bird I've eaten.

Airlove:
End of the world loading

The world will only end after the sun expands past the earth. Forget everything you believe.

I wanted to ask if the daughter was available but no need.

Shawl001:
Wait first!
Did you say, 257Million naira, PER WEEK?
Lord!!!

So in a year?

Football pass blood money

Eyebrows. I'm a sucker for those. Natural eyebrows are sexy. Next is the bootay!

If no be say beer dey expire, these would be worth good money in the future.

On top 257 million Naira per week, baba still dey cash out.

This one fit send man urgent 200k.


I'm proud to see some women doing well without leaning on a wealthy penis.

That's not a man. He's an animal

mattmogan88:
So please can you tell me how to spot the original?

You both those for less than 1k if I'm correct, so there's your answer.

A president that cannot make a non-ghostwritten speech showing deep emotions. Pfttt! I cannot take any statement from him seriously.

Both are fake. Nobody will know unless you tell them.

Mr Eazi must introduce me to the baba wey give am that thing wey he use. The thing potent gan.

In this country where people ride bikes on uneven roads, it is easy for a woman's hymen to break.

Vanzcharles:
Why am I speechless . All those ladies under the post, saying they can't kill chicken are chickens .

My brother, women are their own worst enemies. Imagine! No one encouraged her or praised her for marring a struggling man.

Death of moral decadence is right.
Buy them a phone. If you don't, they'll watch the same porn on their friends' phones at school. I saw a video of a small girl giving a small boy a hand job in the class while the teacher was teaching. They were wearing face masks so I knew it was a recent video. I've heard kids less than 12 singing Naira Marley's Opotoyi word for word. Same with Tecno's Put it in (na this one shock me pass) or Reminisce's Ogaranya. You can't change anything. The things you want to protect them from are already with them.

I'll not rebuke her. I'll just ensure I smash her that day with a condom. No time.

Lovewiththehear:
Hi everyone, good evening
Sorry for taking your time,I really need your advice, I have a boyfriend and we have been dating for 3 years now,he is a working class and I am a student, he is a good man except he doesn't spend on me unless I ask and I am not the type that ask which he knows too, even though I don't have much I take from the little i have to buy him gifts which in turns he buys me too,he always makes a statement that if he is to leave a relationship he will not leave it in shame,I can count how many times he has given me something and that's because I asked, I am tired of asking,am tired of being the one to make a move,am tired of being the only one trying to make amends when we have a misunderstanding,am tired of being insulted,am tired of bearing, but I love him to much to say so,am tired of being a laughing stock, he is my first and we are working towards marriage but am afraid that I am gonna continue bearing .
I know Am not good at explaining things but I need your advice urgently thanks

Since you are working towards marriage, it is safe to say you're actively skipping the hoeing stage. I'm proud of you as a human being.

Now he's constantly giving you clues that he won't be the loser in the relationship. That's why it seems he's not committing to the point you desire. He doesn't trust you fully and that's probably because you're still a student (when women are at the peak of their hoeing stage). You have to reassure him that he's the only one in your life because trust get as e be. In marriage, you'll fight countless times compared to this boyfriend-girlfriend stage. Do something new. In street lingo, 'Burst his head'. Constantly do things that will make him unconsciously say "I love you".

If you're tired of him. End it now and don't waste both your times.

OyinO:
Rather, you started acting Revelation. The person who wrote Bible book of Revelation was high on substances more conc than the dreaded Colorado.

My brother, the experience made me despise religion to be honest. I just go to church to satisfy my parents.

ALEX182:
I've been there. The fight to gain back your sanity is the greatest fight you will fight in your life. I've been there and conquered.

That second maze is the aftereffect which could appear several months later. And it often happens at night. You start reliving the experience but to a lesser effect. I can relate.

I remember one night before I started using meds. I couldn't sleep. That was the roughest night of my life. The thoughts running through my mind we're gigantic. It was as if I was the leader of the whole world looking for a lasting solution to it's problems.

Chris2863:
I was never wrong

Yes you are you insensitive prick

The Nigerian educational system can be compared to the body of the Titanic at the bottom of the North Atlantic.

It is rotten and utterly useless.

Chris2863:
I think the effect is still in your body self

Go Bleep yourself

Trust me, your dad isn't. You're just confused. It's like saying Ned Nwoko is a simp because of Regina.

5hanklee:
Please ask for my account number sir.

You don't know how to beg. How can you beg me to ask for your account number when you can directly beg for money knowing fully well I can ask for it and do absolutely nothing.

That Colorado thing ehn, if you, as a smoker of marijuana, dey where people around you just dey smoke am effortlessly, you will be tempted. I've been fooled by it and ended up in disgrace. Luckily no one was filming.. At some point I thought I was Jesus in the second coming and I was seeing crucifixes in everything reach the number 4 sef. including the small letters T and F. I wan mad. Na sleep therapy for Yaba cure me. They said I was lucky. Many lose it and never find sanity again. If you reach Yaba, e go shock u. You fit see your boss or celebrity there. Not a nice experience.


True story.

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The experience was a harrowing one for me and my family members. In the course of my life, I read many books, in fact too many. Watched tons of documentaries bordering on anything and everything. I was quite aware during my extended hallucinations. I was convinced I was right and everyone one else just didn't see it. I also thought the world was ending and it was up to me to decide who can follow me to colonise Mars. I believed plants had just started growing since my "revelation".
I did the worst and started reading Revelation. My people, I began to be convinced I was one of the two beasts coming out of the sea. It took a lot of willpower to get myself back because I was really convinced. The drugs na 20% the remaining 80% is you fighting a fight you never thought possible. One Monday like that I just vexed and started thinking again trying to figure myself out. I was going in a maze until I found the exit around 3pm. I had been concious all through the experience but I just realized everything I was thinking was made up in my mind.

Shebi na National something? It can't be in good condition.