₦airaland Forum

fairlyusedpant:
I peeped inside iya basira room and i saw baba jimoh with his trouser off doing the sewing tinz, he wanted to use iya basira sewing machine to sew his patch patch and tear tear trouser, that trouser was the only thing he inherited from his father, instead of him to throw the trouser and buy another one, he no gree, he said he wanted to keep his father legacy, even iya ronke called baba ade an omo ale jati jati, but he no send, after patching it, he went away, iya basira was just pitying him because the trouser is now 59 years old......

I will upload the pics when nigeria starts producing aeroplane, we are still producing rice and cars for now...

umar745:
Guy, just use it and Thank me when it works for you

Evathyst:
Lolz!


Exactly the kinda advise I'm looking for right now. Some toasters fit sniff life outta somebody. You'll think he loves you, na lie o. Himself wan mark register. Bloody fvcktards!

umar745:
OP I had the same problem. Check your APN and make sure its this : Internet.ng.airtel.com mine was Internet.ng.zain.com

ikbnice:
Doctors have the worst handwriting I have ever seen. Well, I believe this is to enable them hide the names prescribed drugs to prevent self medication.

krozay:
op Na lie dats what am using now to quote u back u can see the "H" sign above my network bar

Mafizo:
Op pls stop this.. Its working on 3G
U said u experienced it this morning and u just came here and post thread..u should have waited till evening b4 and see if its network or other issues related to ur phone

Next time don't just rush here to waste space
Some Nigerians are really impatient

Supermansteve:
My guy, it's not true. I think you the only one experiencing it. Lol OYO

Frankpromise04:
UNILAG GIRL BIDEMI ALLOWS HER BOY FRIEND TO TAKE HER NUDE PHOTOS AFTER HAVING SEX IN A Hotel.

bobolizim:
I saw this on Facebook,it was shared by one guy who is also a soldier

Oahray:
another attempt at emotional blackmail. Spare me the hate crap. It's a disappointing study because I expect better from two ministries working together on one study. Patriotism doesn't equate to blind acceptance of sketchy estimates disguised as facts.

Your screenshot only contains the names of the ministries together, with everything before it cropped out. You are expecting me to assume that the cropped parts says the study was carried out by them, when it could as well be saying something else. Unlike you, I rarely make assumptions.

I knew you'd eventually flare up. You called someone a liar based on your assumptions but cannot handle the thought that someone thinks you MAY have lied. Hypocrite! Dishing out what you cannot take.

I'm done with you.

Oahray:
oh please! Quit the attempt at emotional blackmail. I don't care who provided the data. It's sketchy at it's very best. You cannot have such a wide research pool, and come out with an almost inconclusive data.

They did say the research was down to the community, 31 nationwide. But it is evidently an invalid explanation for the ranged data, and I've explained why it's unreasonable to assume that the community level explains the ranged data. You can keep holding on to your bits of straw if you wish.

Presenting data in terms of range isn't unusual (not at all for the reason you claimed), but having a ridiculous 10 - 90% range is all shades of indecisive. Hearing that such an amateur study was carried out by two ministries together (you had better not be lying against them), I'm ashamed on behalf of Nigeria.

FGM isn't as prevalent as you'd like to believe.

Skmoda360:
ta! No talk am again, he make sense gan,.......maybe airtel network in your area is very bad bro airtel is still the best n etisalat...glo network is a pieces of shi.t and mtn is drooling but it is manageable.

cyberguy72:
My guy itz the effect of genital mutilation.Your woman can hardly reach orgasm thatz why she craves for more sex to try to hit that climax.

Oahray:
lol. You keep roping yourself. They said 31 communities nationwide and you are talking about communities per state. There are 30 states listed, 31 including the FCT. Seven of them are marked No Study. Even if we assume that the '31 communities nationwide' are shared amongst the remaining 24 states with data, only 7 of them would have two sampled communities in them. Yet all states have ranged data.

Imagine having an average of 4,774 sampled women per community, and we are having round figure percentage data across all communities. Believe me when I say no one did any real study.

Your explanation is obviously wrong. If it were correct, that would make still make the statistics a shameless assumption based on inadequate data.

LILGWANZ:
trust me when I tell you that its your modem or phone.I was using hotspot with my small galaxy pocket and since this plan was introduced I always got 500kb Max little did I know that my phone was capping the speed my friend gets 2.7mb but me personally I get 1.7mb in my room so it's ok

kenonze:
F1

Oahray:
Before I say anything else, I'd like to know the rationale behind a 10-90% estimate if a survey was truly carried out. Explain, assuming you asked 100 women from that region.

centboy123456:
How did you do it pls tell me I need it pls help me I need it

Oahray:
These estimates were probably made up on the spot in the This-Day editorial room. Your last screenshot had seventy-something as the highest. This one is presumptuous enough to make a 90-100% claim. I'm not even talking about the vague 10-90%. Lolz. The next one would 100% rate for the whole Nigeria. A nation that cannot even conduct an accurate census.

kenonze:
Not just Football.

Oahray:
I read where you called him a liar and said unless his gf isn't Nigerian. You don't have to deny your words.

FGM is no longer prevalent. That much I know. A high (estimated) prevalence rate in 5 states does not translate to the whole Nigeria, except if those 5 states alone make up more 70% of the Nigerian population.

I would have asked for the source of your cropped screenshot, but it's inconsequential. All these statistics (my Wikipedia source inclusive) are mere estimates anyway. Nobody collected any data.

Back to the point... You have no basis for calling him a liar, FGM prevalence or not. You know neither him nor the said gf.

Oahray:
bros abeg stop embarrassing yourself. You said it's not possible for his gf to be Nigerian because Nigerian girls have been multilated. You implied no Nigerian girl is different, then as proof cited an estimate of 70%.

So if about 30% aren't multilated (assuming the estimate is correct), why are you saying his gf can't be Nigerian? Abi 70% na 100%?

Zero logic there bro.

PS: this screenshot should shut you up.

kenonze:
Thats a good development.
However for someone like me to view my previous club matches on poor Startimes, they need to upgrade their signal quality.
Dstv have high definition signal strength.

iAmCharis:
Mechie onu gi there. Which federal government? Nigeria? Do they even know how many babies are born in Nigeria every year? Mtchew

iAmCharis:
Mechie onu gi there. Which federal government? Nigeria? Do they even know how many babies are born in Nigeria every year? Mtchew