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Lugianostar:
Gabriel Jesus on fire?

Bahamas95:
Initial gragra as usual. Na so dem do last season last last Tottenham sef finish above dem.



Calm down, it's too early to start ranting.

Jayphoenix45:
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As long as the coaches keep buying into the hype of fielding English players who are not up to standard over other nationals that will get the job done, the team will forever be mediocre...I don't know when the hold of what ferguson did will wash off...simply because he had luck with the class of 92 and was successful with them, the narrative keeps getting pushed as the status quo for all coaches...please how the hell is man utd in 2022 still playing people like rashford, maguire, shaw, mctominey? We still have phil jones in our books!!!! We won't go anywhere even If we get ten world class coaches in...look at the first eleven of liverpool and city and tell me how many english players start.

Aguwanyi:
Na only the coach I dey pity sef..
If u are a coach and u are at d peak of your career,pls avoid Man uni no matter how much u are offered

Flow23:
I'm to sit for the test too in UI going from Ilorin.

ebenhazard:
The situations of Nigeria is just making everyone to be misbehaving. Normally had in being Nigeria is a good nation what will make a military officer join or be a spy for Bokoharam, irrespective of the money they used to persuade him bcoz he will know that he is comfortable, satisfied with his salary then why take the risk to jeopardize the security of the state. Whereas is not the same in my country, vice versa.

An Akure Chief Magistrate Court, sitting in Oke Eda, Ondo state has ordered the remand of four kids suspected robbers with nickname Oyenusi, Anini, Osunbor and their mothers.

They were arrested by the state security outfit codenamed Amotekun for their serial involvement in robbing Point of Sales (PoS) operators in Ilara -Mokin, Ondo State.

Recall, that the kid robbers confessed that they have took part in more than 46 different robbery operations.

The defendants include, Ojo Sunday, 16, aka Oyenusi, Timilehin Femi, 13, aka Oyenusi, Timilehin Ojo, 22, Omoniyi Ogundere 17, aka Osunbor, Ayodele Odeyemi, 18, Iyabo Femi 30 and Kehinde Ayodele, 36

The mothers of two of the defendants allegedly make charms to fortify them for operations and prevent their arrest by security agencies.

Operatives of Amotekun arrested them for allegedly committing the crime at Ilara-Mokin on April 10, 2022.

They were charged to court and arraigned on thirteen counts charges bothering on conspiracy, burglary and stealing.

The state prosecution led by Mr Oluwasegun Akeredolu, informed the court that the defendants; Anini, Oyenusi and Osunbor, stole a mini POS and other valuable items from one Mrs Grace Falaye.

The charge reads “That you, Sunday Ojo, Timilehin Femi and Omoniyi Ogundere on or about April 10, 2022, at about 9:30 a.m., at llara-Mokin, a place within the criminal jurisdiction of this Honourable Court, did steal a mini-POS, property of Mrs. Falaye Grace.

The prosecution alleged that the mothers; Odeyemi Ayodele and Iyabo Sunday made charms for Ojo Sunday, Timilehin Femi, Ogundere Omoniyi, meant to protect burglars, robbers and theft and also to prevent them from arrest, detention and conviction.

Ojo Sunday’s mother, lyabo was accused of receiving the sum of N10,000.00 which was obtained by means of stealing, knowing same to have been stolen .

The defendants were further alleged of breaking into the shop of one Mrs. Olanireti Esho, at opposite Hospital junction, llara-Mokin, with intent to commit a felony.

According to the Prosecution, the offences contravene Sections 516, 390 (9) 414 3 (1) 427 519 and 273 of the Criminal Code Law, Cap. 37, Vol. 1, Laws of Ondo State of Nigeria, 2006.

The police prosecutor, Akeredolu prayed for an order to remand him at the correctional centre, which was supported by an affidavit.

Counsel to the defendants, Benjamin Obilo opposed the application made by the prosecutor and urged the court to consider their ages.

The Chief Magistrate, Tope Aladejana, in his ruling, ordered the remand of all the defendants in Amotekun custody and adjourned the case till May 12, 2022 for hearing.

toprealman:
Oga you are very normal. You are the one holding yourself.
I repeat, nothing is wrong with you. You are ok

Pray4meJC:
For privacy reasons, I'm an old nairaland member.

About 22 / 23 years ago, a classmate in secondary school lured us into the act of masturbation. Few days later, I started practicing the act and eventually ejaculated after tough stimulation lasting almost two hours. It got to a point I was almost getting addicted doing the unclean act.

Thereafter I graduated to pornography when internet was just starting in Nigeria.
I went further to committing adultery and fornication in the heart rather than with the body by peeping on girls and women having their bathe all to fulfill my lustful eyes. I even watched couple have sex by peeping.

Even though I have stopped and repented from these like 12 years back, I still find myself struggling with other bigger problems called wet dreams, unusual erections and wormlike vibrations in my body and sometimes body freezing at night for 30 seconds to 1 minute.

These wet dreams occurred 2 - 3 times in a week and repeat same in like manner every week compulsorily throughout the year and go on and on the following year. I have gone for several dry fasting and prayer deliverance to no avail.

I don't see myself having sex in the dream when these wet dreams occurred. Sometimes, when the wet dream is about happening I'm conscious and try screaming the name or blood of Jesus but it seems am just very powerless and before I know it, semen has spilled out and I will remain like that. Sleep is distorted and all efforts to sleep is impossible.

Sometimes, when I go to bed early by 8PM and I get caught up by wet dreams by 9:30PM, it means sleep for that night is gone completely. I sleep maximum 2 hours daily because this stuff has messed my mind and life up.

Whenever I lie down to sleep, different uninvited thoughts start forcing themselves on my brain both those that happened today and the ones of years ago. I always try deflecting them by replacing them with bible quote or singing praise to God in my head.

I woke up since 2:30 am today with a wet burser soaked in semen and started typing this because I couldn't no longer sleep. Afternoon sleep is very impossible for me as it has never worked for even 1 minute

I'm greatly troubled and worried because I read my bible and pray before going to bed. I dream about my former schools etc.

As I speak, this stuff has rendered me financially devastated with millions in debt. Could not obtain university admission 19 years ago, brain can't simulate, not married, no kids. Very recently this year my health (details withheld due to family members who might find this posts) is suffering as I can't do anything to earn a living as I easily sored tired in the heart.

PS: At night, every day for all these years, uncontrollable strong erections will suddenly start building up whether I put up underwear or not and I think this is more than the 'morning erections ' science talks about. This is pure spiritual manipulation for me. Same thing happens when I get close to some females whether matured or underage, stupid uncontrollable strong erections suddenly pop up without any sexual thoughts whatsoever to these innocent females. Unfortunately, these arousal is also a problem because it inhibits low self esteem, shame and quick withdrawal from whatever discuss I'm having to avoid the bulge being noticed.

Lastly, a year before I got myself ensnared in all these evil activities, I was already developing memory loss and a single headache that almost took my life prior to all these. The headache can be best described as "sawchain and hammer " tearing the skull to pieces and lasted for hours and resistance to drugs. That was the first and last time I experienced such and any other for that matter.

Where do I go from here? Depression is real when solutions are being defiled.

anuofGod:
Yes, we do
For me, I'll never say it or make move, I'll only think of it and move on
#I can't jump into bed with a man I can't have a serious relationship with.
If I fantasize on a man, I can't ever start relationship with him coz it won't lead anywhere.

When I was working in Lagos, once I was in tricycle in opebi going to work in the morning.
I saw a guy standing by the roadside.
The guy is soooo fine, melanin cute guy, I stretched my neck out of Keke and was so carried away in the hold up ogling the guy o.
He noticed, he was surprised and he smiled.
I smiled and Keke kept going.
For days, I look at that spot every morning maybe I can see him.
And I asked myself why I didn't drop to collect number, he would have given me. #laughs
But I wouldn't have called him even if I did.

MadeINchenzen2:
Imam and pastors are the biggest pussy drillers on the face of the earth... usually I don't judge people, but I am forced to judge on this one based on what my eyes have seen and what my ears have heard...

A good number of them are perverts and paedophiles... they will molest and fondle_ underaged innocent church/mosque goers in the name of deliverance... they'll summon married women and single ladies to their homes or hotels for private counselling...which is a template to eat puna for free.

They have eyes on all the females in their congregation... the pastors has had carnal knowledge with all the babes in the choir as well as the church ushers.

...and you begin to wonder on a second thought... are these not suppose to be mentors or role models who are supposed to help us find our feet religiously and also help us build our faith?

safesurfer:
I could remember seeing many butterflies when I was little. I'm wondering where they all disappeared to and the cause of their disappearance.

So when last did you see a butterfly?

BigDawsNet:
Madrid last season is different from this season...

No worry... Una no go chop more than 3 goals different

OmoOshodi:
This man go soon collect




Very soon he will see what he's looking for

ImDStar:
he's just 24yrs, still a kid. Let him grow a bit older, then he can come back and asked if supernatural powers exist or not.

That you've not experienced something doesn't mean it doesn't not exist.

Towma:
Hello everyone.

Welcome to the new week, may it be full of blessings and happiness to you and your loved ones.

Sorry for the clockbait title. Please I need suggestions on good samsung phones to by within the range of 50000. I need a phone with long battery life and good storage capacity. O dont really take pictures so I dont really care about camera quality.

My major need in the Samsung phone is good battery life and good storage capacity.
Any other fearure is a bonus

Thank you for helping me.

Uzomarrr123:
This na crystal palace bro

If he doesn’t fix it against a team like place
Shey na against man city or Liverpool wey dia blood dey hot !

There’s no way this United team can compete with city or Liverpool, Chelsea too

In all honesty

Remember the case of arsenal , I’ve not seen arsenal in UCL since God knows when

Uzomarrr123:
The only way …I will respect this man United new coach is if he should come out after the match during post match interview and admit

“Today’s game was poor and they need to improve”

Any man United fan watching this game should be worried regardless if they win today , this is not the reason and kind of football man United fans wanna see after sacking ole

Uzomarrr123:
We will see about that , when rangnick plays man city or Liverpool

Na the real test be that

Even west ham

Havesomesense:
How many of you agree that girls are wicked.

ChizzyBuna:
All heads are not equal
I have taken acid, mushrooms way back when I was in Netherlands 2009
I have strong mind, so I can control my highness.
Many ppl don't have that type of mind.

lajid:
I am absolutely livid with Chelsea today, Man utd played absolute nonsense.

Chelsea should have buried the game with the number of chances we got today.

Jorginho is an idiot for that stupid mistake, the goat keeps making silly mistakes like it’s his birthright.

Loftus-Cheek is a mad man, the cat keeps on holding the ball without releasing it, why freaking do that when you’re not Messi.

And what can I say about Werner, the donkey will take 20 shots and miss 19 and the half of those shots.

Total rubbish, I’m even more angry because man utd played nothing. They didn’t deserve that point, Chelsea was wasteful.

Modified: I forgot to add, callum. The rat should have taken that one on one chance.

Also tuchel should also take the blame for not making substitution early.

thoollz:
Highlights from the game:

Well today's match shows that Maguire's position shouldn't be on the field, rather on the bench. If a player is underperforming, bench him. Bailly did excellently well. Olè had too much faith in Maguire and he paid dearly for it.

Chelsea were dominant but let's be honest, the noise about their defenders getting the goals for them shows that you don't rely on your defenders to give you goals when needed.

Fred is actually a dumbo, Utd would have won the game.

Chelsea are yet to beat any team from the top 4 (of last season) in this current season.

Carrick knew what he wanted, yet manutd fans insulted him, he would have been the best replacement for Ole if manutd had kept him.

Kevsmart88:
This Chelsea Team can't win the epl.
Best bet is the top 4.
Liverpool is the Real deal.

helinues:
Good result

Interesting and entertaining game

So Fred and McTominay can play like this, kudos to Carrick

Chelsea yet to win their last 6 matches with utd

ENIGMATIC2023:
And it ended in draw soup. Chelsea fans can allow people sleep tonight.

Chelsea tried sha and I will give it to them but Manchester United did a good job...

nelson7777:
Fantastic sound, Good bass

Very affordable

A5 Home theater