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Make i know lie i see different faces , confusion. Wait a minute I’m i a male LovePeddler or my brain bleeped up 🤔

Colos
, it made me lose some brain cells
It made me visit brothel and bleeped them hoes like rico.
I was one with the universe
I nearly commited suicide while eating
Everything becomes slow

t gave

You think I’m finna leave my bitch for you ?

She Bleep future tooo …….

I know von hit her , she pull up on my block in jimmy shoes

Make you nah no dey do online banking /transaction
Beer palor abi ganja house

[quote author=Breeze111 post=120586904][/quote]I like bad thing i know dey hide am

Food , sex , weed and shayo

As guy wey get the spirit of ashawo come tall and dark come slim ontop

Omo if i turn to lady lasan , my boyfriend go Bleep me tire and other selected guys. And being in the university and manipulative make i know talk abeg.

Brothel nah the best and worst thing so far.
Tips when visiting a brothel

Calm , sit down and observe don’t rush “ a bottle water on hand if you like”.

Observe all ashanti characters and your specs

Go for your spec or the one’s who approach you and are your spec talked to them , observe there characters don’t be carried away by their sweet words, use sarcasm if possible it will expose their characters and attitude on time.

Be direct in your conversation and manly them those ashanti fit smell fear and anxiety.

Keep phones at home or take a small phone if you need.

Take only the money you need for sex /rounds you can take your refreshments money’s also but drop your monetary equipment at home

Landlord dun turn tenant

Hang am for door

The body count of a male does it affect his psychological and emotional life , or is it only the female it affects.
I was talking with my roommate , so we talked bout body count , he a low body count butmine is high and complicated , I literally started counting who have being intimate with , i got confused and I’m like guyyy i be ashawo ooooo , cause have slept with girlfriend , FWB, runs girl, best friend babe , single mother and virgins.
So now i easily get attached very fast like propane and i loss feeling very fast , i just ignite fast and the spsrk dies of fast . I got a girl who likes me , gave me sex , after three days she played a manipulative game on me . She thinking I’ll care i put her up like a normal runs girl.
So she ask if i had feelings for her or i just wanted to use her , and i was lost in thought I can’t even say if i liked her though she pretty and all . I even smoked in her presence which she didn’t refute maybe it will give her the red flag I'm not the one for her

My mum or siblings can say they want to eat suya or peppery soup ,and i can be able to afford it three times and over.
So me i can be feeling the urge to take action bitter and loud that evening too .
Not related , but it all about priorities
Who’s my mum to me ; she’s my demi god , should i deny her that no.

Who’s my girlfriend: she’s my accessories , should i deny her that “ depends priorities, standards and her impact in my life be it good or bad”. Only if i can afford it 4 times in a row

Sweetvie:
Introduce the person to bet9ja🤗
Otilo

To give am comfort for home like banking app make him install sportybet for him phone

Bonus, introduce am ice 🧊, mkpummirri abi glass water.

ZINNYBANKS:
Just stake huge 🤓

On virtual 😂 or dog race

Sprinklepee:
I go first introduce going to ashawo quarters take start, then introduce bet9ja virtual football and dog race, then introduce drinking joint and add weed join am.

Come teach am how to smoke ice “mkpummiri” if him get phone wey dey browse help I’m install sportybet 😁

If you want to ruin someone life which advice do you give them.

I fit advice am make him start to dey take colos “ colorado “

I fit advice am make start ice , if him no mad call me bastard.

I go introduce am to sportybet , dem introduce me to am I’m a living witness nah only my creator save me.

Nah cane dem use teach us math

Only maths wey I understand nah business maths, Accounting

🔥🍁

Debit alert

Hope say the most includes your papa,uncle, brothers , nephews , cousins , and sons or should i say male children

I’ll learn something today

PerfectStranger:
Only broke Nigerian girls do that

Looks you talking from experience

FalseProphet1:
Get a bell. Once it's 12 midnight go to the Cross road junction of your street and ring it vigorously with your left hand 25 times non stop shouting back to sender everyday for 2 weeks, and no girl would ever prank you again.

This I have seen.

Hnmmmm this advice get as be

No , not true i think it’s 80% and figure is from your family members , well wishers and friends

I think say nah hell hath no fury than a lady eee dun be vice versa

Your plan will not work , you want to carry someone money and run away

PerfectStranger:
Only broke Nigerian girls do that

Abi oooo

Following my previous thread, The werey been prank me she say she wan know how i go react, say she really sorry make i know dey upset.
But why do girls do this ?
Why do they say prank guys with pregnancy?
Don’t they consider the trauma and suspense they put the guy?