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Illegal1:
bros ur dick long ooh to go down reach dat place....any way sha,notin spoil,ur babe sabi bedmatics well well......

I know go lie for you bruh

She first tell me say my prick small

Later she come dey complain say eee too long say i wan injure and she go padlock me for that position she no go wan free me , the thing just weak me

Later she go talk say hope say I know dey cheat on am , i see am say nah the kind girl wey no wan share me with anybody if you do am bad or break up with am she fit dehumanize you abi talk bad about me

BirtherOfKings:
This means u will die early because GOD hates fornication and suffer endlessly just like the king wld av for taking Sarah, Abraham wife as his own

Leave her, genuinely repent and lock up your manhood till you are married and av paid d bride price

If you want to marry stop go ahead stop forcing it on someone.
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fman:
Flee bro.
You are been wasted spiritually.

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So there’s this new girl of mine , we had sex for the first time , I didn’t thrust her deeply it was just causal, only little or no moaning that all I can say .
During the weekend we had sex ,i deep thrust her during sexual intercourse ,my penis was touching something inside her which tingle’s me and makes me feel uncomfortable somehow “like I can’t continue going deep hitting that spot for long without feeling a tingling sensation of pleasure and a kind of kinky pain”.
Then this is what she does anytime i go deep she like uses her legs to hold or I’ll say lock me down why moaning , I’ll like want to free myself from her grip but she still uses her “pussy” to grip or hold my dick in her making it somehow uneasy to free myself .
And this happens often times and i want to tell her bout it but don’t want to make her feel bad.

Oga no injure me with your long prick.
You never cum with that your small prick .
Overnight and short time dem go complain except you pay well for both time and them dun like you , anytime she see you she go dey smile ,you go come hear things like.
Where you run go yesterday
Shey you get girlfriend or where your girlfriend
My personal experience with a brothel girl and my first time going there . I use am escape depression i no dey go there again .hook up be bae especially overnight

handsomeyinka:
I was in Nigeria 2 weeks ago for vacation and I decided to drive to lekki (sangotedo area) to see one of my old time friend,going through the stress of driving from the mainland.
I decided to pass the night in his house so he decided we go to a club and relax.
We sat at the club for some few hours and 2 girls decided to walk up to us probably to chat or thinking we were looking for hookers.
My friend immediately admired both of them and offered them drinks.
They both offered us sex for #30,000 each but in my mind I was wondering what could be the reason for this act.
So I played along,I now asked the lady (emergency companion) what brought you to this act? she replied and said,shes a single mother looking for money to pay for her daughter's school fees #97,500 (less than $200).
I felt so devastated and asked her what will her daughter feel if she eventually knew she went into prostitution to pay for her school.

She replied and said,shes been doing it for years and that's the only way shes been sustaining herself and her daughter.

I felt so touch,got so emotional to the point of me weeping (This someone's mother,daughter and wife)

I told her I will pay for the school fees and explained to her that I dont leave in this country but just in town for vacation. I told her the reason for helping her is for her to know that not all men are the same.What will be my gain to do such an act? i told her to get her life together,look for a better trade to start in other to have a better life.

I feel so bad reading the above comments about guys taking advantages of females cos they are been asked for help.if you are in a position to help someone,just help and let go.

We can always help each other without askin a favour in return.
E late
Say no to prostitution.

Oga go help your brothers and sisters
If you know get help agbero or fellow nigga
Come back thank me later

Sacrosanct12:
Bro forget all these thingz those persons dey yan for up there, if you get enough time to Bleep beta Bleep abeg enjoy am.

You are learned and non judgmental

I respect you , leave them hypocrite up there

Oturatetuala:
Your account balance don stew for life, 60million deposit. Oshey

Amen ooooo

K

foxxydude:
That's why she is your fav hookup chick Na

I warn am she know here

Everywhere come zeh

She come dey fey give me that grinning look

Me give am bahd eyes

blingxx:
You are the reason why olosho business don hard pass Yahoo you smoke loud why you go cum ? Olosho punna dey suffer these days

Guy this girl touch mí nipple seeeh

I warn am tire , omoh she gree she still dey play with am before you know every zehh

She come come dey give me dat grinning look , me give am the bahd eyes I know like wetin she do

chatinent:
Ok. You have made it in life.

Yes and everyone will

Do you mean how do i cry

Ku lo sa by oxlade

No interview by lildurk

Sometimes me self know no wetin I want, this is not related to me you dun get it forget bout it

Saturday i booked a lodge with these my favorite hook -up babe . After taking my loud with yoghurt she didn’t smoke with me though.
After thrusting for very long time without ejaculating , she said she was tired she wants to rest ,i told her to wait let me cum so we can rest together, she agreed but still I didn’t ejaculate.
Guess what this werey modafucker did , she started touching my nipple i told her to stop she know won hear , few minutes later everywhere dun stew everywhere dun manchala , i just dey use bad eye dey look am she come dey laugh

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

Na them sabi


This is to say na after election them go talk about school

So shall it be

Me no fit start work dem wan call of off

Which kind mumu camera be this , you get mind dey take pictures

Go and do yahooo

Coming from a legit hooky bae

Itsokayo:
I hope it doesn't happen sha, that shit scares me a lot.

Ehhh him go bring one hand come out nah you nodey watch horror film

Mtcheeeeew wó the babe credit me 8k for account due to long distance she know fit cook for me . She say make i use the money hold body till dey call of strike , make i manage am she no get much .
Actually omo wó nah person wey get money get pride ,make i humble myself maybe i go see my helper.
2k =one bag of loud and yoghurt
1k= swimming
Save the remaining 5k

Mine is like find x

Princess80:
Arent you a lil bit rude?

I’m not sometimes i wake up middle of night and shout because of how this lady traumatized me thank God for long distance and strike

I’m in my early 20’s , avoid single mother that are more matured in age than you and younger than you , the one’s kill’s and traumatized you with the speed of light, just avoid all of them whether more more matured or young.
Avoid anything single mother , they will traumatized you.
If it sex you want Bleep her a couple of times and run like you want to enter the time force.
Don’t accept any material gifts from her or avoid it at much as possible because it tastes like honey and milk in the mouth but becomes lethal to the stomach.
Try dey give their pikin/ children colos or loud if she carry them come your house , come leave them there they must craze before there mama come carry them go
sometimes i wake up middle of night and shout because of how this lady traumatized me thank God for long distance and strike .

I prefer through text it more private or if of importance I’ll do voice note , I’ll say it more respectful and private.

That guy ehhh wetin I know
Omo nah me and my loud and my hookup girls

I’ll be brief as possible, this girl wooed me but I noticed something was off, her gifts/affection comes with a price , she gets me food , clothes and other things but one way or the other I always end up paying with interest, I don’t want to be rude or not appreciative , giving me the vibe that i owe you because you did good for me.
Example: i told her she should lend me her power bank I’ll be traveling with it , if she had said no i would have bought mine very simple , instead she gave me a discharge power bank that only charge my iPhone to 17% , the annoying part is she asked for urgent 4k four days after my travel i said I’ll get back to her later looking at the clothes , necklace and other things she gave me in my bag i had to give her the money.
The worst part of it is the clothes she bought for me which I didn’t request for her to buy . she laced them with her smell or her perfume , I don’t even know maybe she wore it for a week while wearing her perfume on . Like the whole of my room smells of her that i had to put the clothes she bought for me in the living room , still the living room being big still smells of her and her perfume , anytime i enter my home in my home town i immediately percieve her smell/presence . This girl dun put me for trauma be like say nah to smoke egbo with the clothes inside the house

SmartPolician:
I wonder what you want to learn from a pastor who wears dreadlocks - a hairstyle common among rascals and deviants.

Why you dey talk like animal like this

Shey you run commot for bush ni

African natural hair is curly and dreaded just like the jamaican

Europe hair is straight

They cut it to look decent , so what there if africa cut there natural hair or keep it decent

Beside the suit the england wear is a normal outing wears to them and also there white wedding

The muslim don’t wear suit even if they do they wear a cap or something that will point they are muslim

Must we copy everything let’s embrace our culture

Our tradition marriage that enough and lot’s no be everything person go copy

The pills nigga : i don’t just understand these set of addict , there own tire me

Note: Some pill nigga don’t smoke but they mostly drink.

Types of drinkers: don’t really know much bout them

The sachet alcoholic drinkers: you will always see them litter the floor with sachets of different alcoholic drinks.

The sachets alcoholic drinkers mixed with smoking: this one’s I don’t really know where there problems start from.
Note: some drink responsibly and don’t smoke , respect to they , staying with one poison is best
Some drink and don’t know there dosage
Some drink and smoke i just tire for the matter

There are different types of people who use substance

The marijuana lovers “ natural and synthetic “
Normals users : Arizona only and natural weed

Mental users : Arizona , natural weed and loud

Mental and madness users : arizona, natural weed loud , colos or colorado

Fear them users : Arizona, natural weed, loud , cigarette , colorado, ice or para or crystal meth

Rehab : anything wey dey bring out smoke and dey high dem dey there

Note: some stick to Arizona only and weed
Some stick to loud , weed and arizona
Some do all smoking as far say nah smoke

And most or many only stick to smoking and no drinking

ASUU no call am off i neva ready