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Confused confusing the confuse

Peace

During this Christmas break , after the stressful semester
I decided to visit my friend village kinda of like a distance relative.
Long story short , i think i got a girl from that village pregnant. She called me today telling me she missed her period jan 6 and this girl is telling me this today .
The cold wey dey catch me for leg ehh no be hear after she told me . I went raw on her but she’s a nurse.
I should have stayed with the olosho i dey Bleep with condom and my cousin village get brothel i dun Bleep up truely
How can i go about this mess nairalanders

Deep, sad generation i live , my generation is gonna be worst.
But i thank God for my parent , though we have our ups and down in our family.
Only God fit award me , all i need is prayer from my daddy and mummy

What do I know

Both

But talk to him/her first

H

Buy like 150k igbo “buy plenty lighter i go just dey kunk am non stop”


Buy food 150k


Carry bae or hook up you understand

Light dey ac dey

Smoke good weed

As owerri base nothing dey shock me again

The same way you talk to girls in brothel

Yes there these nigga I always avoid he’s always on colos

But i do have anoda who nigga who is always on a cool loud and Arizona trips i love his trips me and my best friend after smoking with a little bit if shayo to complement it

We go jazz in ashanti brothel.

So this day we where three this nigga on colos offered us smoke saying it’s Arizona i refuse because it’s looks tiny after much pressure i and my three friends took it .

We do competition who sabi drag Arizona pass not knowing it was colos before you know we start to dey laugh and the laugh come dey turn to madness

Olosho nAh person daughter

4years course
Give me 4million
Keep your 16million
1.5million use am till I enter 4hlevel .
Remain 3.5 million
500hundred thousand use am buy second class make my results sweet
3 million return am to the owner my “papa” or 2.5 million to my “papa”

Amala ati ewedu
Amala ati efo riro
Roundabout , shaki

Afang soup with fufu
Edikiong soup with fufu

Proudly my mum cooks all and she's ibo so i enjoy yoruba and different kinds of soup cooked by her chaiii my papa go market well.
Sadly I can’t see a girl that can cook like her

I tgink say nah only me get the mental illness to calculate anything i buy for girls

Giw many times I bought you card , gave you clothes , transport fare , food and outing I'll calculate to know maybe im losing

Yes don’t know how she does it

She appears and disappear at interval

She appears at my mum home “ grandma home” anytime I decide to leave school to rest.


She appears, she cooks and do things for me whole heartedly , i don’t know she likes me or because of muller , she gives me kiss and make me fell somehow then disappear when i want things to get more intimate, I’m forced to reciprocate by giving her food to eat and the least money so as not to get attached , because if i ever get attached I’m really sure I’m doomed and she do tell it out loud to my grandma she is married to me .
After telling her i like her i want her , I don’t want no game , there lot of option and I’ll still go out for more option if we still get intimate because you stole me from a cares less girl “saying all this in my mind” my seems she still want to play game . I stopped looking at her side before i traumatized myself beside i got other girls lined up in that area . Called me in the dark after weeks leaving school while strolling with my uncles i heard her voice it was her , my uncles ask who called me in the dark i told them no one it not important i saw her figure in the dark and I know her voice

I’m from the rugged part of lagos and street wise , but her voice have be embedded in my ears and memory i can feel and smell it

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram That 1 concern U!


As for me.. The number of ASHAWOO wey I don NACK inside dis month way we just enter, if I begin count am, E go reach to form full COMMUNITY..


For ur information, I just from ASHAWOO house de JAZZ back now..


ASHAWOO girl way I NACK, she really do me justice, she use her too legs take tie me..


She nearly CHOP of my PREEK wit her TOTTO
..

My waist de pain me for here!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Big man i greet , if you fit answer my question help out.

How you go know the right ashawo to nack ?

The specific age grade that is better and best, no be say person go carry old cargo or one wey no sweet?

How you go take know the one’s wey dey friendly and accommodating , no be say dem go dey friendly outside but when you enter their room you go cry and regret am?

Which time of the day and also day that is best to visit a brothel to have satisfying sex.

I get one brothel for the back of my street for owerri.

immanuelsize:
ah swear... their p~uusy is always dey tight

Back of my lodge brothel dey there , sometimes strolling dey lead to another thing i go soon park commot

Your thread dey give me joy

Try stick with younger ashanti


Smoke better loud


Don’t play virtual betting or play it one’s in a blue moon

immanuelsize:
congratulations!!!
but i will advice you to use 5k from that 14k to enjoy yourself tonight with younger olosho and thank me later.

Abi younger ones range –to 25 downward

No regret , but i dey go village straigh nah my only option .
Me wey wan flex this Christmas for owerri this school dun wreck me to the call

Female accessories i love on female as guy wey i be

Ear rings most important i love it

Nose ring I like it also

Waist bead i like it also


Black/white or just normal color polished nails , i don’t fancy the bling bling one’s.

Curly weavon dark only /short wig color ( silver , gold , white and black ) only

Run to village

get peace of mind

Sleep and eat better

This school no go kill me

I get one brothel for back of my street

I fit show you/ Bleep ashanti till you get friends with benefits

TheGidRedpiller:
TRP IS GOLDEN!!

Abeg oooooo I know follow unah do that one

falcon01:
Personal Opinion
The power a wife should have is
1. Price of Foodstuffs and amount of food stuffs to buy she can do whatever she wants to do
2. Home design and decoration
3. Children's needs and want
Mine is to finance the Whole house and she maintains it
I make the Rules and she enforce it even on me.

Looking how my mum enforces and handle this I’m in. Support ,It boil down to can our modern girls and age grade do this

Who like Bleep pass boy or girl

Commendable:
The local way to replenish your strength

Buy Can malt,
Tin milk(peak)
I egg

Break the egg,

Then add to the mixture of Can malt and peak milk

Stir the Mixture probably and drink

The way your yash go dey lick ehhh you go buy pampers �