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NYSCRe: NYSC - A Useless And Worthless Program That Has Outlived Its Relevance by Dream2(m): 4:40pm On Dec 05, 2016
I have friends and families that have undergone and still undergoing the NYSC scheme,I must say their experiences differ,some are fun-filled,some are bitter experiences.
My question is: The NYSC DG(Kazaure) have being visiting various camps across the nation,he always assembled and address corp members, is there no chance for questions and answers session with the corp members?because I don't get it,the negative news about this scheme is becoming something else.
We can't continue to write and write about this NYSC non-challant attitudes towards the corp members and expect a quick response/change/reviews,after his speech,someone need to raise his hand and voice out on what is happening in the camp,NYSC camp should not be see as a prison yard.

cc:
TRalph

Fabulocity
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 3:37pm On Dec 05, 2016
abat4real37:
Yyes, what about you?
I'm in stream 2 dear.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 11:27pm On Dec 04, 2016
WilsonMayowa:
Me sef chop am like that, but people are now plenty for queue nowadays #TarabaCorper
LOL,what's the reason for the long queue?
Is it because:

1)Corpers already exhausted their cash hence couldn't afford mami food?

2)The camp food is rich and delicious?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 8:51pm On Dec 04, 2016
abat4real37:
bauchi
Hmmm,hope you're having fun in camp?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 7:36pm On Dec 04, 2016
chumaster:
hmmmm, that yam and tea is still odd to me biko
It is well.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 7:34pm On Dec 04, 2016
Fabulocity:
Tell them!
Seriously, i was surprised when he typed he never heard of fried yam and tea combo,I'm salivating for the delicacy already.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 7:30pm On Dec 04, 2016
@ abat4real37,which state dem carry u go?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 2:20pm On Dec 04, 2016
chiefojiji:
ah much is common "sooole" rat poison dat u pipu can't buy. abi no be una dey prepare dem solja food?



#Army viewing discretion
Chai,if you talk say police nah I go gree 30% but my beloved army?No No No No No.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 2:17pm On Dec 04, 2016
chumaster:
I made a mistake sef by paying for my pixs already, I was told today that it's best if you leave your picx with the photographers till towards the end of the camp, they will then be the ones chasing and begging you to collect it at a cheaper price
That's simply the logic.
chumaster:
Are you kidding mehuh
No sir,the "Meshai" peeps use to do this nah,though I haven't see the meshai do such in southwest here but it's common in Abuja,Kaduna and Nassarrawa.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 1:42pm On Dec 04, 2016
guruvicawelt:
hahahagrin mehn them no go gree free u o.. them go say u dey pretend, abi u neva hear d kano kopa story.. and 50 frog jump no b here o.. ur laps go hear am..
50 frog jump is not a tedious task that's if you're familiar with the military drills.
Bro,they will have no choice than to free me,one thing soldiers don't like is you being "stubborn" I spent like 2years in the barrack and I know one or two things about them, holding your pen*s in pain is 70/100 to get out of poo(that's if you're not a rapist)
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 1:11pm On Dec 04, 2016
guruvicawelt:
brief talk about our camp commandant and im worsky attitude;;; so they said the guy is major abi na mayor, mehn dah guy has many rules o and boiz they plan im coup. here is a few amongst the 1000 rules.. yesterday he punish ma bunk mate for being too CLEAN(can u imaginehuh), that him being too clean means his lazy and useless so for that he should do 50frog jump(the guy is finding it hard to walk,muscle pull), d day b4 he punished ma frnd for receiving call during dah boring social nite, mehn after some frog jump the guy and other offenders(amongst was someone who fell asleep on his chair) sang and danced for him from @10pm to 3:30am b4 releasing them except for d one who was sleeping as he argued with him citing that he knows his right. yesterday the guy started punish people for wearing jungle boot with their white kit(a normal tin o), today again the man told his boiz to chase everyone from d hostels to church including pagans,idol woshippers, buh excluding muslims(according to them na d only religion they recognise) mehn some peeps were boxers/bed cloths to church 2day without brushing or bathing.. @ first twas annoying buh today church sha go well as hostel boiz made church lively with their funny display(some funny dance) buh finally thiz commandant we go stone am o..
My belle o,the dancing part though,very funny.
Well,50 frog jump small nah,but if na me,I go juz shout "My pen*s oooo,with my eyes wide open,will hold it and continue to scream,then fall to ground and rolling begin"
I used this method while on transit in lokoja when one soldier alleged that I'm boko haram(though my bead gan)they free me kiakia.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 1:02pm On Dec 04, 2016
chumaster:
guy forget that one, money for mami market has finished. See e, The first time I ironed my kahki, those mami laundry men collected N200 from me, the 2nd time (washing and Ironing) they collected 150.
Today they came to our hall begging to wash it at N50.

Mami market is becoming empty day by day cos people are becoming weary of their pockets.

Today people left their church service ground to go and collect their breakfast. grin
I laff o,from #200 to #50,I'm not surprise.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 12:56pm On Dec 04, 2016
chumaster:
hehehehe na fried yam. I guess you are being sarcastic
It's obvious fried yam and tea is strange to you,but I have being slaying it for so many years,mehn,it's dope.
Pap and beans is another dope combo but fried yam and tea make sense pass.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 6:45pm On Dec 03, 2016
I was reading the "Food" aspect and I laughed,don't get me wrong but it's just not a good development on the part of NYSC,they need to put more effort on the hygiene of the corpers.
Nevertheless,lemme say this: It is because we know the source that's why we're complaining,it is what we have in mind that will come to pass.
During my course of work(motor mechanic) in some of the riverine areas,I will see old and young people defecating inside the water yet I will use it to cook,I have being in a forest,searched for water but all my efforts was in vain,came a crossed this dirty water and God....i knew I might die of thirst if I don't do the needful,will I drink diesel?i drank the water and nothing happened to me,so many tales I must say but we just need to prepare our minds for any stuffs that might come our way.
THERE IS NO GUARANTEE OF ANYTHING GOING YOUR WAY AT ANY POINT IN TIME,LIFE IS NOT A BED OF ROSES.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m):
awakeuche:
my bro, the army has transferred her out of camp o, she even has a case to answer at lagos command headquarters, we can only pray she doesn't get court martialed
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 6:56am On Dec 01, 2016
chumaster:
The sun in Taraba during the day is hell hot, but very cold in the night and at dawn.


From L-R
Chumaster, kapable75 and Johnqueen
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Hmmm,I'm impressed,the picture was very bright,indeed taraba is sunny.
Weldone guys,God's power to you.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC 2016 Batch B II Corps Members by Dream2(m): 8:24pm On Nov 28, 2016
callmemercy:
U need the hustle o...cuz in camp u wee pay for one thing or another; there's also the matter of the food too....how are you doing?
I'm doing great,was about to mention you o,bayelsa koppa LOL,how bayelsa camp nah?
I no even go work self,I decided to give myself a little break because a lot of people dh talk say I don loose weight,na so i decided to rest,eat,take medications(majorly herbs) I no wan die young.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 8:17pm On Nov 28, 2016
guruvicawelt:
u dont need any affidavit.. my school did same.. they dont normally write ur surname first on ur certificate.. its ur cert do ur first name comes first followed by surname... and i used ma PVC for reg.. they do accept PVC for those who der school collected thier id card
In my post,I typed" Since the name on your SOR and CUL
tally,then you're good to go" I further typed" but to be on the
safer side,try to do a court affidavit."
I think the last statement is explanatory enough,because anything can happen,he might be lucky with the official in charge of the registration process and it might be the other way,call it individual differences.
Nevertheless, your post is so on point.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 1:56pm On Nov 28, 2016
onlyme07:
Guys pls, the name on my ID card does not fully tally. Example..name on SOR and CUL states, Femi Seun Sola but my Id states,Femi Oluwaseun Sola. Hope I won't have issh during registration? I need to move tomr,Ondo tinz
Since the name on your SOR and CUL tally,then you're good to go but to be on the safer side,try to do a court affidavit.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 10:57am On Nov 28, 2016
sonymax16:
I dey tell u my brother, thats Nigerians for u. Its only guruvivicawelt, dotman, aydeluxe and some few peeps here that are nice enough to give us updates. The rest just abandoned the same thread dey visited to seek help and get updates.... It is well.
I believe they will update us all after their camping exercise.
A lot are tired after the drilling, some are having network problems and so many other things.
@mlanreh,the page will surely hit 2000pages.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC 2016 Batch B II Corps Members by Dream2(m): 9:09am On Nov 27, 2016
Nzeh12:
Source pls!!!
U are saying stream 1 will camp for 21 days while stream 2 will camp for 14 days!! OK!!
He didn't typed the days for camping exercise,he only stated that camping will either be Jan 4th or Jan 17th.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 7:44pm On Nov 26, 2016
@ Slickchick,how are you now?I believe you're now in good shape right? How was your journey to camp?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 3:50pm On Nov 26, 2016
sonymax16:
Hmmm..... Its true. I hope there will give us gist after the end of their camping. One of my coursemates that made it to stream one warned us that we should never forget to carry our certificate along with statement of result as she was sent back home to get it. ABbiie25, hope u copy.
This will only apply to the students the officials know that their schools already issued them their certificates.
If your school only issued SOR,you've got no problem.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 10:54am On Nov 26, 2016
Thanks so much for the constant updates,it will really go a long way in helping we the stream2 guys.
Nevertheless, don't relent in the update.

Cc:

guruvicawelt

Dotman2210

Lemma also call on other stream1 guys to update us.

Greycious

justifiedcoyy

Kapable75

ruthobaz

posimii

Franceswasky et all.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 10:49am On Nov 26, 2016
Fabulocity:
Do you really think we're dumb enough to believe this shït? Even if you want to lie, at least make it believable and don't play on our intelligence. You claim you used this account to open the whatsapp group but miraculously, the post reflected on JaymieCollins account? How sway? You know you own that JaymieCollins account. Your surpriseMe account was banned by anti spam bot on the 20th of November and you had to open a new account. The manner of typing and posting is similar between surpriseMe and JaymieCollins. You know you've been busted, so stop resorting to damage control.
But if you still insist you're the young dude that was on your profile picture, upload a picture of you holding a piece of paper with your username written on it and I'd tender my unreserved apologies to you.
Cc Ominigreat
Hmmm,when this reality/poo started,I looked into it and my conclusion was that NL is full of fake personalities.
You and I know the truth here,one just need to be careful.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 3:32pm On Nov 24, 2016
franugo:
Lucky u awakeuche...i dey anambra, the enviromment is dirty, the place where i fetch water is far n d hole that was made to position d bucket is filled to d brim with muddy water.
We don't have a bathroom yet, had to bath in d toilet where an archaic n decadent form of pit toilet was dug {d women cooking d food colorbi d only manageable bathroom n said a new bathroom would be arranged for us by 2mao}...it's mostly hell n little heaven 4 now
This is sad,the NYSC management ought to have supervise the camp before the arrival of CMs.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 1:50pm On Nov 24, 2016
ufondunenye:
Hi guys today is my bday,
I thank the loord for his mersy,love and kindness towards my life,may his name be lifted high.
Pls u guys should wish me well. grin tongue
Happy birthday miss,wish you many years on planet earth, abundant blessings as well.
NYSCRe: Prospective NYSC 2016 Batch B II Corps Members by Dream2(m): 1:46pm On Nov 24, 2016
kapable75:
I reach camp almost to 8 yesterday. chumaster to arrived today
God be praise,endeavor to update us.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 10:40pm On Nov 23, 2016
frankieolutayo:
Don't try it,camp closes tomorrow at 11:59pm in the night. Once its 12am which means fri morning camp will be officially closed. I wish u healing. Be strong. Go to camp tomorrow
Registration in camp won't close tomorrow rather it's on Friday.


Registration in the camp for Stream 1, 2016
Batch 'B' commences on Thursday 24th
November & closes by 12 midnight on the 25th
November 2016
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 10:35pm On Nov 23, 2016
mcmind:
From Osun
You'll also be leaving tomorrow ba?
I'm in stream2
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 7:17pm On Nov 23, 2016
Ominigreat:
Pls follow link below.


https://www.nairaland.com/3481416/fake-profile-alert-danemenike-jamiecollins#51308741
SurpriseMe please check the above thread for clarification.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch B Corps Members House by Dream2(m): 7:05pm On Nov 23, 2016
mcmind:
Ha don land for Rivers last last
E too far mehn
Congratulation brother,from which state to Rivers state?

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