₦airaland Forum

kapable75:
I undertstand now, thanks for answering in disguise. you help me see starr?

Lol,finish the moniker nah,she's well and healthy,called her not long ago.

y0rmee:
Good morning, . How the night?

I'm not a "Sir",so mistake corrected bro Night was super cool,Yours?

kapable75:
still explain abeg.

Hmmmm,LOL.

adebrave1:
Hello guys, the official website for NYSC hasn't been going through since on my phone since yesterday. Has anybody also noticed this too but it's only me? I've been trying to check the list but not available. Way forward please.




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Kapable75
Ibroh22
Dream2
Chumaster

Its everywhere bro,so no problem.

ibroh22:
wow!!!!!!,,,nyc!!!!!,,,,more reason I dey always fear women,,,,,they are the most deadly being on this heart

I'm telling you bro,they are like a sugar,so sweet to taste but can cause a huge damage.
He once said ' You might enjoy a women pleasure for 30years but you will quickly forget that 30years of happiness when she show you a tip of being a woman for just 6months'.
Alas,a man without a woman is not a complete man.

KiziitoKennel:
Kiziito

Delta state university (Delsu)

Electrical/Electronics and Computer Engineering

2015

Abuja, Kaduna, Oyo and Enugu

Cc
Kapable75 Ibroh22 Dream2 chumaster thanks for all the good works you guys have been doing here

You're welcome sir and all thanks to God and to all GL members.

KiziitoKennel:
Good morning all.. Please you guys should help me out on this one, I collected my SOR yesterday and I went ahead and laminated it, hope it post no threat when I get to the camp

I think your SOR will be verify in camp,it might or not, but I think you're 70% safe.

ibroh22:
share it now,,,let's learn from you

Please help translate it to Lingual-Franca if possible.
He said ' Okunrin ti o ba ti ni iyawo,ko i ti ni iku to maa paa,toju iku re,ki iku re leni aanu re nigba ti asiko ba to'.

Man wet Neva get wife Neva get death wey go kill am,so pamper ur death so that ur death go pamper you aswell wen d tym come.

kuchikau1:
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Canada? For 15 years? Why u too like free thing?
Me and DG don agree say na YOBE u dey go straight. Loooool.

Glad to know that mr president and other distinguished colleagues are doing great.

I AM HUMBLED.

Honourable senator sir,I am prostrating nowwwwww,abeg use ur influence to work my way to Canada.
Y0rmee is a strong man,Yobe go fit him.

amodu:
DSP, please reconsider your decision to send my e-sibling to one of the core North-Eastern State..

Indeed I have a good and considerate NL brother.

ibroh22:
some people are just naturally lazy,,,,they are thinking there is too much crowd and probably when others are through they can do it with ease,,now see wat happens,,,,, someone asked about it in a group chat,,I said that's the price you pay when you don't do things when others are doing it,,,,,,,my father told me several times that when your mates are moving,u shld move with them too or else there will be problem in the future..... apologies to ladokites that haven't collected SOR,,well I hope they do something about it but it's not feasible because the strike is freaking hot

I can relate to those kind of dad,their words are epic and full of hidden wisdom.
There was a day he told me an epic words,I will never forget in my life,will even pass it to my unborn male kids(that's if Almighty Allah says I will have a male child/children).
You care to know?

MissHatey:
I get it but that won't be a problem since it's all.

Hope you ready sha because me is not ready o

Ready kinni? hmmmm,my dear sister,recession reach ma side o.

ibroh22:
I don't think it's something to worry about,,,,our own DOB came with d format MM/DD/YR for everybody,,,,so it's nothing to worry about since it's for everybody

Thank you bro.

MissHatey:
hi. I have not see it myself oo because I have not been to school. What happened to it

The middle name came before the real name(dont know how best to explain) like Abdullah Yasfar Basdos instead of the usual Abdullah Basdos Yasfar.
This process was applicable to all though.

@iamhatey,how do you see the format in which our senate list is being pasted?I mean the names.

justifiedcoyy:
90% success.. that 10%fit scatter things na.

for example, if I want Lagos and get posted to Ogun after payment, u will tell me..Lagos was filled up and u decided to push me to Ogun since Ogun is close to Lagos..



I can't pay upfront..

I will pay down front(90% guaranteed that ur money will be paid after d runs)

I dey wait ur reply.

y0rme

chumaster

dream2

let's do this and we all can serve in our rooms

See ehn,you're a nice guy, me i no dh pay any percent o,do it for me free and if it work out then I will personally do marketing come next year.
On a serious note,I wont influence any state as I will gladly accept my fate,mi o fe question olorun jare.

JohnQueen:
Hahaha... Asides the winning aspect, it's kinda fun predicting the game one loves. In other words, I call it putting your money where your mouth is.

Hmmmm,it is well,I just can't do that.

kuchikau1:
Dream2,
sorry i was unable to reply your highly esteemed messages.
LOOOOL.....You flatter me with those words of yours as i was only a deputy senate president and most reserved male on GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC. #winks#
Abeg epp me greet my OGAs and colleaques;
president lodgowhiz
senator Amodu.
Senator Kingsely3218
e.tal.
How preparation for BORNO? Lol.

Distinguished Senator Kuchikau,
Deputy president of the senate.

Honourable senator sir,I remain loyal to you oo.


Oga Amodu na my NL brother, I like his charisma.


LogoDWhiz na presido of life.

Senator kingsley3218,I Neva sabi him but I will be glad to shake his hand ooo.


Senator sir,why borno nah?na to mistakenly post me go Canada for good 15years,I will gladly serve my fatherland for FREE.

JohnQueen:
Lol... Some peeps put theirs inside bible or quran

You're not far from the truth bro,I saw a guy checking his game in mosque on saturday,I was so surprised,I just shouted 'Nuruuuuuuuuuu' that's his name though.
He sarcastically replied by saying 'Egbon,na cheque oo'

JohnQueen:
Dream2 Howdy bruh? This one you dey on viewing mode

LOL,bro,no time o,na those monikers dh surprise me o,where dem dh all diz while?
Plus I left here yesternight,checking now and I have like 8pages to read to catch up.

Rebekkah:
Senate no be oga kpata kpata noun so nothing spoil

miracle fit still put in name for front tyre kwa

meanwhile coyy's long sermon is helpful

ibrohh's sympathy fit buy pin pop. some say it lightens mood

if the guy is your soul brother, eeeh kukumally comot your name put in own WO

BTW I never hear of cos rep wey dem hol before. all of their leg they long like this eh

it's well my bro. that same place cockroach reach na where spider go get as their two be relatives.

Thank you jare but where have you being?

Bigromeo:
abeg give me d page number where that guy write d fins 2 take 2 camp

Bro,I really don't know the page.

MropeEleniyan00:
I can't wait for that moment where this thread will sucks off..lol..U miss batch A 2016...We waited for a whole year...This country sucks mehn,,,Time going off always...But Batch B 2016 goons..all the best to us all...Heaven guide & approve no death during our service year...Amen

I have corrected your mistake from 'low' to 'no'.

LogoDWhiz:
No problem at all. During our time, a feature was created on the portal to correct name error. I also had a similar issue, my matric number was wrongly typed. IO instead of 10.

Thanks brother.

Bigromeo:
yeah aside camp during online reg na error go appear cos jamb & schl suppose 2 get same name & in same order

Thanks brother.

Jamb name is ' Techno phone' note that the spelling 'Techno' is not correct.
Throughout the stay in school the correct name is ' Tecno Phone Android'
Tecno is the surname

Phone is the real name

Android is the middle name.

So the senate list read ' Tecno Android Phone' in the order of Surname, middle name and real name.

Any threat in camp with this development?

cc:
y0rmee

kapable

coyy

Iboh22

LogoDWhiz

Amodu

And to all concerned members.

LogoDWhiz:
Akwa Ibom is a very good state . Indigenes are quite friendly but.then.there are very bad ones.
Let me.just be 'general' in my analysis.

If you are the type that loves fun and you have money, you can come but if you don't have money, try and reconsider as Akwa Ibom state is an expensive state. The cost of living is high. Accommodation is also high.
Camp is very much interesting, it.gets very interesting towards.the.end.

Btw, state allawee has being.spashed to 5k.

N.B. Please when considering a state to choose, also don't focus on the capital alone.

Thanks so much for doing this.

amodu:
The City of Kwankwansiya; upon your entry into the state, Kwankwansiya's inscription is what you will see everywhere.

The orientation camp is known as Kusalla Dam located at Karaye LGA. The rooms are a bit okay with considerable power supply but charging of ports of major of the rooms are disconnected, so maami or mosque is your sure stop for charging.

Movement away from camp to various LGA's is not an uphill task as representatives of majority of the LGA's if not all with buses are readily available to convey CM free of charge (except few cases).

Lodges are also made available at various LGA's. Though not sufficient in the 8 developed LGA's out of the 44 LGA's, others are villages.

There is little or no power supply in the whole of Kano State.

Cost of living is average as food stuffs are affordable while transportation due to distances gulp money. Sometimes, you might get it cheap but most times you won't.

No state allawee, but some PPA's do pay likewise few LGA's like mine though not consistent.

Kwori and Wanbai markets are available for you to buy various stuffs as you're aware that Kano is the centre of commerce.

Be prepared to face barrier in communication as most of them don't understand English while you also don't understand Hausa; it is always a case of 'BA TURAINSHI & BA HAUSA'.

They're very accommodating and friendly while you ensure you follow diligently rules and regulations where and when necessary; likes of 'BA SHIGA, indecency dressing mostly on a Friday, drinking of alcohol and smoking of marijauna are punishable offences and some others I can't remember for now.

Lemme drop my pen here

I am open to any question whatsoever.


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coyy
aBbie25
Yorme
et al

Thanks so much for doing this.

y0rmee:
Aaaahhhhh.... em plenty fa!
See em here...
Coyy Dream2 ChiefOjiji Chumaster (Vewi sexy n romantic fa) You fit try Ibroh22 too sha! Plus me!

Pirry is an understatement for u ooo,me i get jingle bell for underneath ooo.

kapable75:
oooh!! sometimes life would just want to throw pals at either sides of b parting walls but forget that those walls dont last forever and could be easily broken. you just need to cheer up and encourage him too because he needs the encouragement even more than you do. has he gone to the student affairs? can anything be done?
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PS:You did not include my moniker but it mistake was ignored.

Brotherly,no vex e dakun,the deed has been done,he will wait till October 2017,thanks so much brothers for the inputs,I showed him all your posts and he smiled, he's a strong man.
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y0rmee

coyy

ibroh22

Fraih:
You're welcome bro
Concerning state allowee, the answer is Nah, because we have stopped dreaming about it.

All you get is your FG allowee and that from your employer at your place of Primary Assignment if they decide to pay.

Hmmmm,thanks once again.

showgolee:
kilode? na only you waka come, kuku obey clarion call for your house

cc:coyy, y0rmee, dream2

Don't know I will later comment on that choice of states,probably he hasn't done his assignment.
All four states are from Southwest, impossible is an understatement.
I need someone to cheer me up jare,not just feeling happy, my friend,brother, confidant,course rep for good 5years couldn't make the senate list due to some internal issues.
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coyy

y0rmee

Ibroh22

Chiefojiji

Rebekkah

ruthobaz

Amodu