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Lionbite:
Hello guys i sincerely need your help, when i was applying for jamb i mistakenly submitted osun as my state of origin and when i was offered admission into school i submitted Ondo as my state of origin which is my real state of origin. Pls is there need for me to panic?

I too don't know the perfect answer to this but am ready to learn.
Cc:
Coyy

Kapable75

LogoDWhiz

Amodu

Y0rmee

And to all GL members.

kapable75:
Bros me self dey envy your experience. i only got to fully understand some of those stuffs during my IT. Its The Brake lining part that i could not understand. all those springs aaaaarrrrgggggggg!!

Experience?which experience?forget joor.
Hmmm,lemme tell you the hard fact boss,brake problems can turn a professional into a novice ooo,especially if all the legs(i mean the four tyres or 6 or whatever the number of the tyres)are using brake,springs,lining,master,just name it no easy at all.
So boss,it's not a one man problem,I used to receive a hard knock to the head back then from my dad whenever the issue is about brakes.
To make it worse,a lot of fake brake kits are in the market alas making an engineer look so foolish unless you're patient in purchasing the kits.

kapable75:
A whole me noget right to stop you even if you dey poker-face for my matter. besides i quoted her because of the moniker and i did it theory of machines. Bigromeo will understand.

So the moniker flywheel is a female?damn,investigate her wella,she fit no a lot abt autos oo,she might even be a female engineer oooo,LOL.

Bigromeo:
dats nice.luv ur passion 4 d job.those local mechanics na them full auto mobile company just dat them dey still attend some training prog 2 gain d theoritical aspect which is damn important 2 knw hw dis fin works.if i ask u wat is d work of flywheel u go fup.did my IT wif hyundai motors so damn nice

I dnt get it,u mean i go flop if u ask me the work of a flywheel?
Yes,they both work and in hand,theoretical and practical mechanics is essential.
Well,if am to go the mechanical line for my future endeavours,i don't think i will never nurture the idea of obtaining a degree in mech eng.yet i will be so comfortable where the Msc works.
My Bsc in my course of studies will do.
No insult or bragging whatsoever but those 'local guys' are only doing that to obtain a 'result' maybe for promotion and not for anything else unless they are not competent enough.

pelontus:
Would like to be posted to Lagos. Heard to achieve this, I need to put it as my last choice. How true is it please?

This is funny,well,it boils down to LUCK.
Some choose lagos as their first choice and are posted there.

Bigromeo:
yeah u rite we d mech eng guys can testify 2 dat

Thank you boss,but me ehn i no go uni go study mech eng oo,i learnt it locally for almost 20+ years,LOL.
Being going to local mechanical workshop since when i was in basic/primary 2 or thereabout.

coyy:
exactly my thought.. exactly what I tried to explain to him.

Na so jare.

kapable75:
HappY Birthday Flywheel212!! where's the party at?

The moniker 'Flywheel' got my attention.
Flywheel is a major component of any autos,it varies with size though,the bigger the auto the bigger the flywheel.
It's a round component with sets of teeths and it's fitted very close to the crank-shaft,it can be heavy depending on the size.
The price is below 50k for some bedford trucks.
Chai,kapable go be like shey i send you to analyse for me ni?no vex na my passion for autos cause am oo.

Odoemacyril:
guy me d confused ooo,.. thinking of an alternative or way forward

Hmmmm,redeployment base on health stand a higher chance than that of security,because it's believed that life in borno state is back to normal,so security might work or not.
I have friends in NA currently fighting in sambisa and their rhyme is that 'We're winning the war' and 'We've won the war' as well as 'Maiduguri is not a security threat,the city is secured,only some villages left'.

coyy:
me get him time on ur behalf

Bwahahahahahaha,abegi oooo.

coyy:
d guy wan cheap fame.. unfortunately, I no even know him moniker

LOL,shey me get his time ni?different pple,different wahala,na hin wahala be dt o jare.

@Odoemacyril,I believe justice has been done to your questions right?

@coyy and showgolee,my brothers,i just shake head for that dude,anyway,na him sabi.
Thanks for being ur brother keeper.

@kuchikau,my honourable senator sir,thanks for always checking on us. U sha no wan leave ur pikin,e gud like that.

Teaser4:
shut up joor.... can't you ignore that and digest the info on the post. abi whoyouepp.com.

If this is a joke,you've definitely taken it too far with the 'shut up joor' of a thing.
Be mindful of what you post online.

kapable75:
Dream2 can be able to review edo. just fry 4 eggs for him.
shey u know say i be your right hand man so tell me about this your new siggy. ok let me guess, u meant serving WOMANITY WITH PASSION abi?

LOL,4 eggs for me?8 eggs or no deal.

I haven't come across any feasibility study that said Lagos will be regarded as Geo-Political Zone therefore totalling Nigeria GPZs to seven(7).
I also believe the Geographers in the house will be so glad to disregard the study whatsoever.
So let's all disregard such information whenever we come across it.

Odoemacyril:
[ SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
you will be asked to choose the state of your
choice,but it must be a state outside to ur
geopolitical zone. So you can check out this for you
to know where you can serve and where you are
free to choose. If your own state fall under
southeast, it means you cant serve in southeast.
this will guide you on what to do.............
.......
SOUTH
EAST- 5 States =(Abia, Anambra, Ebonyi , Enugu,
Imo).

SOUTH SOUTH- 6 States=(Akwa-ibom, bayelsa,
cross river, delta, edo, rivers).

SOUTH WEST- 6 States=(Ekiti, lagos, ogun, ondo,
osun, oyo).

NORTH EAST- 6 States=(Adamawa,
bauchi, borno, gombe, taraba, yobe).

NORTH WEST-
7 States=(Jigawa, kaduna, kano, katsina, kebbi,
sokoto, zamfara).

NORTH CENTRAL- 6 States=(Benue, kogi, kwara,
nassarawa, niger, plateau).

NOTE: feasibility study shows that there shall be 7
geopolitical zones, which lagos shall be referred as
one, but abuja shall be under north central
zone.

1. Prepare Your Mind:
First and foremost, you need to prepare your mind
that you are leaving home for a regimented life in
the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately made
stressful so as to prepare you for any challenge that
may confront you outside the camp.
You will not find it too comfortable, It’s a camp and
not your Father’s house! Just be ready for anything.

2. Itemize All Your Needs Using A Scale Of
Preference
(very important ones first):

1. Very Important Ones
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it please)
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above items)
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B, and D
above.
The copies may be surplus.

2. Important Ones (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you the
stress of ‘borrow-me’)
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts (You will
be
given two sets but you may not like the quality)
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white rubber
tennis shoes (for rainy days)
d. Bathroom slippers and Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the camp
but it will be more expensive) and a permanent
marker
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and detergent
h. Bedsheet, towel and wrapper and two pairs of
casual wear
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially for
those that sweat)
k. Waist bag (very very important for housing your
phones,
ID Cards, Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torchlight/Rechargeable lamp
(small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler cup and spoon
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few conveniences. I
believe you understand me
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash please
depending on how you spend


3. Go Early:
Please, no matter how close the camp might be to
your street, enable to go early. If you are posted to
a far state, go the day before the camp opens. They
will allow you in.
Going late will make you go through registration stress. Be warned!

4. Screening:
The screening starts at the gate, where your loads
are
open and thoroughly search. They don’t want you to
bring in prohibited items like iron, knives, bombs,
etc.

5. Registration:
The first registration will certainly be for hostel/
bedspace, where you;ll be given tags to identify
with. Then the paper registrations proper follows.
try as much as possible to make everything
available. Look out for information pasted on walls.
Follow instructions strictly.

6. Your Kits:
During the registration, you will get all your kits
(shirts, shorts and shoes). Use the marker to write
your Code Number (CN) on them "sharp-sharp” You
will also be given a tag that will show your CN. That
will be your ID Card temporarily. You take it
everywhere in camp. You will be given a meal
ticket. Misplace it and forget about NYSC food.

7. Duration:
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The 21st
day is the day you will be leaving the camp.

8. No Room For Casual Wears:
Immediately you have your kits, only your T-shirt
and shorts with the tennis shoe are allowed on you.
No room for casual wears. Parade/marching
training starts immediately. The soldiers will not
give you breathing space at all. You will have the
first one that same Day One. Watch Out! people
could be fainting on the Parade Ground. You won’t
faint, calm down… So eat well. It’s the stress that
causes their fainting.

9. Morning Regimented Programme:
A small trumpet wakes you at 4am. Everybody
gathers at the Parade Ground (PG) at 4:30am. You
have your praise, worship and prayer the Christian
and Muslim ways. After the morning admonitions,
by 7am, breakfast follows! After eating, you will be
called out again for the series of programmes lined
up for you. Then you have your lunch.
Rest a little and you are out again for evening
parade.
Then later your dinner. This will repeat itself
everyday perhaps except on Sunday.

10. Hate The Food And Feed Yourselves At Your
Costs:
You may not like the food. You can always go to the
Mammy Market (MM) i.e the Camp Market to fill your ‘tank’ with delicacies at your cost.

11. Stealing:
Stealing is prevalently prevailing at the Camp. This
is
‘legalised’. They can steal anything. Be wise.

12. Soldiers:
Please i beckon on you all to respect and obey
them.
although they are not permitted to beat you,
however, they can punish you. No walking, its all
jogging when they call you. Don’t prostrate or kneel
down greeting a soldier. Do it the soldier way. They
could be friendly anyway.

13. Allawe:
Your first allowance (#19, 800) will be given to you
in the camp, and it will be in cash. All other ones
will be through the bank. You will also get Bicycle
Allowance.

14. Photography:
Photographers are going to be everywhere ready to
snap you, please be prudent in spending.

15. By Now Your Done With Camp And Going To
Your
Place Of Primary Assignment:
You will be posted from the camp to where you will
work. The place you work in is called your Place of
Primary
Assignment (PPA).
Hear this: most Corps members, I mean about 90%
of the Corpers will be posted to schools (especially
primary and secondary schools). Only VERY FEW
will be posted to the universities, polytechnics and
Colleges. Please! Don’t lobby for your posting. Don’t
pay anybody for assistance.
Pray rather than pay. Gone are the days when
Corps
Members are posted to Banks and Co. Receive the
shocking or expected postings as you receive your
letters with joy. It’s a clarion call to service; that’s
what dey call it.

16. Transportation Out Of Camp:
When you get your Posting Letter, the first place to
go to is your PPA. If you are identified with the
Fellowship in
camp, you may first report at the temporary lodge
they will provide. Then you could report at your PPA
later same day or the following day. Please, when
you leave the camp, home- sweet-home will be on
your mind, having been used up in the camp. But
please, don’t go home straight. Please! Very few of
your employers (i.e. PPAs) will send down vehicles
to convey you from the camp to their workplaces.
Private and some Govt higher education institutions
do. The Fellowship too make arrangement for you at
your cost.Commercial transporters will likely be
available at the gate too. Be wise.

17. Accommodation At PPA:
You don’t know anybody in Benue or Kogi! Where
will you sleep on the first day? The Fellowship may
give you a temporary accommodation pending the
time you will have to get yours. You could be lucky
if your employer gives you a room. Many of them
don’t give Corpers accommodation anyway. So be
prepared to rent one at your cost. Your first
‘allowee’ which you received in the camp is already
going down!

18. Clearance:
This is why you don’t have to go home straight.
Your
registration (clearance) at the NYSC Office in the
Local Govt you will be posted to is important.
Failure to complete it before going home is the
beginning of your problem.
He may begin to have problems with his subsequent
monthly allowances. Do all registrations first. Then
you can take permission to go home. Long process!
You will know why it’s so. Well, I hope these few
tips will go a long way to help you.
In order to ensure a seamless registration process,
printing of call-up letters and so on, prospective
corps members are urged to visit NYSC
sites>>>>>>>>>> ..



saw this online so I choose to share it with you guys

I shouldn't have quote all this write up but please there's nothing like 7 Geo-Political zones with lagos state being regarded as a geo-political zone.
This is clearly untrue as well as absurd,it pains me to my bone marrow anytime i come across this article online.
No doubt all other information are okay,kudos for that but we should endeavour to verify any information before passing it across.
Nigeria is a counry with 6 Geo-Political Zones.

coyy:
I do not know sir..
chumaster
dream2
una don com across any delsu graduate?

Probably but me no sabi the moniker.

dawtune:
I'm new on this thread, hope i'm not late sha o.

Dawtune

Achievers University Owo Ondo State

Geology

2016.

Lagos, Abuja, Ogun.

You're welcome brother.

coyy:
no let that one bother u. d tym wey we get to wait is not as much as d tym wey we don dey wait

Yes,it's just a matter of time jare.
Hehehehe,'Ori e pe,bi baba alajo somolu to ta moto to fi ra keke'

Bigromeo:
aba mallam relax.what abt my own schl dat dnt even paste any list all they do is just 4ward d names straight 2 nysc,u ll only knw if u name is among during online reg.take am easy we gonna knw sup cum oct 17th by Oluwa power

Hmmmm,thanks you're the boss.

kapable75:
if the encourager becomes discouraged, who then will encourage the discouraged?
pls just take it easy, we are almost there.

LOL,you got me on this bro,indeed no one is 'Psychologically immortal'
Yea,we're almost there.

coyy:
Im not sure I saw dream2 here yesterday.. dream, u dey dreamland?

Thanks for the mention bro,the hard truth is that i don't just have the vibe for this NYSC thing anymore,am just confused about it all especially when the school is yet to paste the senate list,I'm just confused alas my stay away from the thread.
@y0rmee,thanks for the mention bro.

Bestie0309:
So the they can get ladies no

Lol,this is so funny.

LolliCane:
Thanks brother. Following bumper to bumper.

You welcome bro.
Do endeavour to introduce yourself in this format:

Name Of School

Course Of Study

Year Of Grad

States You Wish To Serve.

Who knows,you might meet some of your old colleagues thereby sharing vital information among you guys.

skalet247,good morning and you're welcome.

kapable75:
lemme not just say what am thinking so that i dont start washing your pyjamas this early morning.
good morning sir! trust your night was good?

Hahahahaha,told you i am not a 'Sir',and oh yes,my night was so cool,thanks to almighty Allah.
Do have a fruitful day bro.

bullabawz77:
plz hv d online reg commenced??

Nope,it commences by 17th of October 2016.

LolliCane:
You already answered my question na. Just asked cos I am new here. I no wan miss anything

Okay,just come in here like twice or thrice a day,then you will be carry along. Moreover you welcome.

kapable75:
**pours him nmiri ose**
i sha believe in words and opposite
.
****NEW PAGE****
when the lord turned the captivity me graceland....
i want to appreciate all those who stand by me and encouraging me that can surely make it. first to my parents who stood firmly in support of me. secondly to my network provider for not falling my hand at this critical time.
and to my littile family, i must surely famz ya all.
starryv: dream2 hope its not what i am thinking?

dream2: keep up the good work. your reward it in heaven and on earth.

Haha,oga kapable,good morning oo,what are you thinking about starryV ehn?LOL.
Hmmm,thanks for the compliment brother but this is a COLLECTIVE efforts,if i start to mention monikers hmmm,the list will be river nile.

LolliCane:
Abeg shey Whatsapp or Telegram group dey?

All our discussions are done here so that others will gain from our various posts.
We don't do whatsapp.
Lemme ask you,what's there to gain from whatsapp group?tell me 2 good reasons and who knows we might be convinced to create or join.