₦airaland Forum

yhenny:
ours was around 50 something too...Dad just kept saying Allahu alam.

That's what a good muslim ought to say,i salute his courage and iman.

ibroh22:
sorry about that,, can't imagine the look on everyone's face when you discover it,,,, which state are you presently??

I'm telling you,everyone will be so gutted especially the kids and ram is gold now as i bought ours for 53k while a friend of mine bought for 65k in Akure.

tpip:
NYSC 2016 BATCH B MOBILIZATION:

This in form all prospective corp members to go to student affairs division on Wednesday, 14th September, 2016 with copies of the following items for verification.

1. Statement of Results (Compulsory)
2. Jamb Admission/DE Slip (Compulsory).
3. N1000 Verification fee (Compulsory)

You will be given a mobilization form to fill and submit.

This is the aftermath of the NYSC Batch B Premobilization Workshop held at Ibadan. The verification exercise will help mitigate the issue of omissions, incorrect spellings of names, and mixed up of other information which the NYSC no longer condone. Those that change their phone numbers can also update it.

Please note that spill over students who have collected their results and those that were mobilized in previous batch but couldn't register with NYSC portal must also participate in this exercise.

If you don't want to wait till 2017 before being mobilized, you better comply.

For details and enquiries:
08068170521(SAO)
08069710559 (DSA)

Help inform others please.

#Forwarded as received.


Has anybody seen this

I laugh,well i have seen this and i believe it's not meant for all school.

BukkyDan:
Hmn...abi...
Thanks once more.

And...wait...I believe you are a muslim brother
Right?
Oya do d needful

Yes,I am.

BukkyDan:
Yes please...I'd be waiting
You are such a nice guy

Hmm,thanks for the compliment,tomorrow is around the corner,so sit on your couch and relax till your package arrive.

BukkyDan:
Good evening o...
I believe all my muslims bro/sis are almost done with cooking/frying sallah meat . I'd be indoors all through tomorrow, so you can all send my fried meat packages
Just a gentle reminder, afterall Christmas is just few months away
I'm not begging o , I'm just trying to...you know...


That's by the way,
Hope you all had fun?
May God recieve ur Ibadah. AMIN

LOL,Ameen,thank you so much for doing this,you see ehn,I will send your ram package through........

BukkyDan:
Thanks alot o, Half a loaf z better sha...atleast...

Hmmmm,at least person go still chop nah. Welcome.

yhenny:
Allahu alam, the ram was ok before we left for Eid, it was when we came back that we met it dead.

Hmmm,had it been islam permit us to eat 'dead animal' it would have being better,anyway you've said it all.......Allahu Alaam.

yhenny:
the ram died ni jare so na waste.

Oga o,is the ram not healthy or what?because that's a total waste if we're to consider the price of ram nationwide.

Fatimah555:
lol.... that's good to know... buh I ain't that stubborn,I just like doing things my way and I could say I'm outspoken too. regards to her sha

Hahahaha,I knew it,sure i will show her this post.

y0rmee:
[size=32pt]Awa RAM af lost oooo! Abeg, whu epp find am?? Awa 200 thaousand naira ram fa!!! [/size]


Epp search these people pocket for awa RAM, abeg...

Dream2
Ibroh22
Amodu

And efery other person killing ram today!


BTW, lemmie kwiky goan look for another RAM to steal

Hehehe,you mean your Random Access Memory got lost?

amodu:
The best and the best beyond NYSC will never elude us all

Ameen Allahuma Ameen.


Eid-il-mubarak to you sir and to all muslim brothers and sisters of GL,I pray we live to witness many more on planet earth Insha Allah.


Do not forget to be on the prophet sunnah of not eating nor drinking before going for the Eid prayer.


Asalamu Aleikum Waramatulah Wabarakatuhu.

amodu:
I doubt the orientation camp going beyond this year.

~ Firstly, it will spoil the already spoilt NYSC calendar which is no more accommodating Batch C.

~ Secondly, it will extend and prolong Batch A 2017's mobilization.

The reason I preempt for the non-inclusion of the orientation camp is to avoid the postponement that occurred during Batch A 2016.

Let's just wait and see how things will pan out.

Cc:
Justified19
Y0rmee
Chumaster
Dream2
et al

Thank you for the insight sir,we're all hoping for the best.

BukkyDan:
Hello house...U've got a new member.

Name: Bukkydan
BAYERO university Kano
Biochemistry.

I've been following since page 1...finally registering myself...afterall, Aunty TT's been released.

Happy sunday to ya'all

Hehe,following since page 1?well,you're welcome.
Yes,aunty TT has been released but her body parts is missing,she lost her beauty with that.

coyy:
before nko.. lol.

but, whatsapp admin? what's d advantage

You will be commanding 080,070,081 nooni.

DexxyAlebs:
When a friend said it myt just be one stream, the only question I asked him was are we going to sleep on ourselves?

Seriously bro,it's annoying,NYSC need to get their acts together,that timetable is nonsense,we're officially Batch A 2017 and not batch B 2016.
I checked,read it from their site and i was so weak,no date for orientation camping exercise.

Fatimah555,how you doing ma?I have a sis that bear that name,so stubborn and outspoken(I am not saying you exhibit those traits oo).

y0rmee:
. Everyone sha wan turn admin one way or the other.

Oga o,it's now a plague to this people,shouting whatsapp group up and down.
Me self jump from 1039 to this place ni o,i can't come and kill myself(Mi o le wa para mi).

dipson546:
there is no going to be any stream in this batch and camping is 28th Nov - 10th Dec ..

LOL,Oro buruku toun terin,this is funny but sad if true,can you imagine the population of PCMs?hmmmm,too bad.

Heroiclegend:
Whaatsappp grup just created... connect thru this +234 80 6565 2245

Yorme
ChuxMyk
Dream2
Dottune
Kapable75
Coyy
Iyke1989
Titanium38
Chumaster
Greycious.
Carexy
Lollysuave
....

Whatsapp group for what?



To discuss what?


What's the purpose?


What will i gain from your whatsapp group?


You guys don't need all this stuffs,within a seconds,whatsapp group here and there,you even created a thread and it was closed,this so called whatsapp group already turn to DESPERATION for you guys,like your all depends on it.


Is it necessary you create whatsapp group?

yhenny:
Na for here gangan I wan siddon.

Ntoor,siddon nah,space dh for two(2).

ibroh22:
how many times you wan introduce yourself

Na ma twin bro do d first one.

yhenny:
Mr eemalex was joking too, thanks we want a welcome parry.

Welcome what?abeg juz go siddon for the seat the council of elders provided for you,remember to also drink from the calabash of life as well,by doing so,you're officially welcome.

ibroh22:
chai!!!!,,,,see wat DJ Kaza caused

Kinni?na sin to introduce myself again ni?

chiefojiji:
Just have to wait till 2017! Join d queue with dos unilorin shoedren wey dem just free,

Let's line up according to our 'Gogolarity' jhoor.

2016 set - Clears throat

2015 set-hmmmmmm

2014 set - hunhun.

eemalex:
They would see more of us.

Nope,do not take those posts personal,dudes are just joking,that's the drill here,we see ourselves as one,be it you graduated in the year 2013,2014,2015 or 2016,so it's no issue bro and sis.
You're both welcome.

Cc: yhenny

chiefojiji:

Chai u baded with that adjectival clause u used up dere!
unilorin shidrenses

LOL,u are take gun and knaife to moder inglis.

Abacharles:
see this agbaya wey wan dey nakedly push tire around gl like these unilorin shidrenses

Haaaa,i bin dh follow diz thread since page 0 but dt time i still dh do my final exam den,but plz dem senate neva approve my result,shey i get chance for batch B 2016?

Moniker: Dream2

School: AUE

Course: Geography Education

Year Of Grad: May 2016

Choice Of State: Still Scouting.


Chiefojiji,y0rme,Abbie,coyy,ibroh22,posimii,missbeebee,shebosss,ruthobaz,make una welcome me.

coyy:
now u are talking.. search responsibly

O di dandan.

coyy:
lol... hammartan camping thinz.. just go with her

LOL,let the search for 'her' begin.

kingsley3218:
Well, believe it or not, I don't have tym to post fake info for PCM's, I'm way above dat.... Our mobilization officer returned from ibadan yesterday with this and I only smuggled it out today when they weren't watching........ Anyway, watch out for the TT proper soonest!

Kudos to you for the info,you took a risk and believe me,you're a real man.
My brother,with the proposed timetable,surely stream 2 will be in camp by january 2017,what should we term that?2016/2017batch B stream 2?isn't that ridiculous?I think anyone that criticize you for doing this should as well prove you wrong/right by sneaking something out of their DSA,we all appreciate you for this.
Nevertheless,it is still a 'Proposed' timetable but if it eventually become reality then i fear for the future of Nigerian graduates.

@coyy,i studied the proposed timetable and i concluded it will forever remain a 'Proposed' or remain in 'Oblivion'
What the hell is that?
I won't believe anything unless it's from their websites or twitter handle.