₦airaland Forum

Guapo2000:
u are missing dead bodies!!! But u ppl are trying oo. I can't pass tru dat place alone wen coming from Night class during my undergraduate days. Always looking for someone to follow.

LOL,haaa,a man for that matter,will a dead body resurrect back to life?hehehe,what if you eventually marry you will be telling your wife"You first"right?LOL.

callmemercy:
hehe...beht are you always on NL?

LOL,can't stop laughing o,well am not always on NL,lemme not bother to ask you what prompt the question.
Well,i don't serve any boss,am the boss of myself as am an artisan,so i am online today simply because here in Ondo city,they're celebrating Ogun festival for today and tomorrow,so i as a person decided to stay at home inorder not to get entangle in "buying of dogs"of a thing as my work is a typical metal/engine one and i am a muslim.
Hope you get my point?

@Funkeadeoye,any info about your school/results?

callmemercy:
get there? Yea....right. In my marriage years.

Tch!!! Tch!!! Tch!!! I heard you loud and clear.

Dottune:
Lol i actually stay in Lagos that' why, although i want to be in another environment, new culture, possibly teach and the rest of the things you'll enjoy if I am deployed to another state. In the end owo ni koko, and I wan start my bachelor life hustle from NYSC and Lagos looks like the only state that can offer the best chances for that

Hmmm,O ye mi.

chumaster:
then it must be Ogun state

Probably.

callmemercy:
lool....more like im asking for a protruding belly! U do well. But i no want, im trying to get fat not grow a fat belly

Bwahahahaha@protruding belly.don't worry you will get there.

Dottune:
Wait!!! Lagos State pays 15k aside from the normal NYSC 19k allowance?? Omo na #TeamLagos sure pass o. I no tour go other states again again

LOL,ole,what is food for one can be a poison to another,I can't serve in lagos and Abuja.
Lagos:Being there thrice,just don't like the lifestyles AT ALL.


Abuja:Being there so many times,already know the drills.

Just want to try different cultures entirely and probably get to settle down there if possibe.

callmemercy:
Taaaaah!!! Says who? What about belly fat? Isn't that damage enough? Ehen....300 or no deal, i aint starter pack

Mr chef,seems this lady is "belly-strong"oo,oya dash her 20 more wraps to make it 300.

chumaster:
the bext way to know is to visit there to ascertain for yourself;

For;
Northeast, visit Borno
Northwest, visit shiite territory
Northcentral, visit Agatu in Benue and Okene in Kogi
SouthEast, visit Nimbo in Enugu
SouthSouth, visit Gbaramatu in Delta
SouthWest, visit that place where Airforce is dancing Shakiti bobo at Ondo abi Ogun sef



Thank me later

Nope,Ondo state is not a practicing field for the Nigerian Airforce.

ruggedboy01:
[size=15pt] this thread about to reach 1K pages
jobless corpers [/size]

You're not making sense.

callmemercy:
blood of Jesus, you want to kill me for my mother n father ni?? Please, add twenty more to make it 300

Nah,Nah,Nah,food no dh do damage for women belle nah,eat and stay gidigba. 300 wraps?hmmmmm,do the 280 first,remember i talk say for a STARTER.

coyy:
tommoro ke? no oooo until timetable comes out, we can't start registration..

about where to pick and where not to pick, Na choice cos most part of d country now get crises.. abi, hunger and lack of money no b crises lol.

I think we should start something.. let everyone say something about their current state of residence.. (d Gud and d bad) for pple to know where to consider during registration.. u can start by telling us where u stay, d standard of living Dia, security, Ow friendly d pple are., how much d state pays Corp members.. etc.

cc

dream2

posimii

y0rme

aabbie25

callmemercy

ruthobaz

kapable75

ibroh22

chumaster

shebosss

My brother,thank you for the reminder as this are part of our agendas on this thread.
You will agree with me that starting such educational posts will be an early bird that goes to bed early,we're yet to witness any traffic compare to when the timetable will be release,then this kind of education can take place atleast a week to registration,call it perfect timing.
We have discussed a lot of stuffs here,yet it got buried easily as PCMs will still ask same questions,look at the GPZs i treated,where is it now?chumaster,you,a lot of us have done one thing or the other to educate ourselves and yet we're still insulted that we post trash.
It's a decision we have to take,should we start discussing states now which will eventually elapse as the thread gear up?or we wait till a week to registration before we start doing this as traffic will be like an avalanche by then,everyone will be carry along.

callmemercy:
You have surplus vegetable soup n pounded yam in camp?

How many plates will you like to eat?
Errrrmm,Mr Chef,please give her 280 plates of pounded yam with vegetable soup for a START.

IamNawty:
awww lol sorry abt dat.. It's hatey

Ohhh,okay,understood.

IamNawty:
wich moniker got u confused

I mean i don't know which one of you is an alumni of AUE,is it the moniker"MissHatey" or "IamNawty".

MissHatey:
water side sir .



Dream2, I see you peeping. Good morning

Yea,you got me ma,see ehn the moniker got me confused,i don't know which one is one ooo,I like the unity sha.
An insider told me names will be pasted before wednesday,am not banking on his information because he's always 40/100.

tobiosunkoya:
Oshamo! PCM weh sabi, PCM weh no dey dull... PCM weh no too dey ask question, PCM weh no dey carry last

Ntoor,experienced PCM gangan leleyi o,but as an individual,i will urge you to do this:


Ask even if you know more than the person you asking from.



Action is good but act dull for you to learn.


Where you're ask to contribute,do it swiftly(a bit)All-knower title is meant for one.


Relax when questions are being ask,don't jump into solving it unless the questionnaire says it's URGENT.


Oyaaaaa,PCM to badt,stay glue bro,you will have much more fun.

Firefire:
I blame Jonathan.

Where is St. Buhary?

Please,my post is not meant to sly any leaders be it past or present,let's take politics out of this bro.

Rebekkah:
D.. send me your account number through fax only....i can't read text right neown

it's all good. It's na Bubu's fault...the man has been diagnosed with kwontinous recurrent wahala(CRW)

SEEE YA 2MAO....DREAM OF MEEEEEE

Yes,don't worry,he already said i should take care of you(his wife)for him,for you not to be lonely at home,you can pack your loads to my house.

tobiosunkoya:
I'm really enjoying this thread... Funny set of people!!! Can't wait for next year Batch A, like I already know everything I need to know about mobilization on this thread... Next year I will be like an experienced PCM keep the fire burning peeps!

Hahahaha,u be beta person(Eni Iyi)but come o,which one be "Experienced PCM"again?

A close pal of mine who until last year february/march was still fighting at the battle front told me this"Weapons procured are being shared by 50/50,half for the men and half for BH.
I was so surprised and asked him why can't they report this ugly incidents,he replied by saying"who wan die?shey na me go report my oga ni?
Dude is currently in Gombe now.

callmemercy:
In this situation...u assume I don't eat? I'm eating for future camp sef...I don't wanna stay! *crying*

*Wipe her tear*stop crying ehn,your type of angel no dh cry joor,especially when a lovely man like me is involve*wink*oya sebi na food?i get am brekete for my camp,eat as you like.

ibroh22:
I will like to inform my fellow Glanders that I will be offline for some days or weeks maybe months,,I never know,,,My phone battery is bad,that it has swell up to the extent that I need to force it inside the phone and new original battery will cost me #3k,chaii!!! buhari! Na bad luck,i never chop,i go buy battery 3k tufiakwa!, again my phone caliberation is not good too,,,but both problems is still manageable but the last problem is that,my subscription will finish today,my bank account is zero,the kind holy ghost thunder wet go fire buhari is still dancing kerewa,,it's hard for me but I don't have choice,,,,keep the fire burning,,,aunty TiTi go show very soon.....I only have today to be with you guys... #sobs


All others wey I no mention their monicker,,I can't memorise all,,it's a big family we have here,,,,,will miss you guys

Hmmm,i understand this kind of situation bro,very ugly and can be annoying atimes,alas we are not opportune like those who send money on an errand,we will get there thus the vow to get rich legally for the sake of my unborn kids.
It is well,be back soon.

ufondunenye:
My gf that finished from Nekede just confirmed her name now.and it's legit,her name is among the name asted out for NYSC batch B.
So I wonder why some schools have not sent their own lists to NYSC,cos I know some of my friends from other schools that have seing their own names.

Name pasted on the DSA board doesn't mean it has been uploaded to the NYSC portal,NO SCHOOL HAS COMMENCE SUCH ACTIVITIES,ONLY NYSC DICTATE WHEN TO UPLOAD NAMES THROUGH THEIR TIMETABLE.

beejay722:
NYSC is yet to receive any list from any institution... the schools are just making a compilation of the names they want to forward to NYSC...not until Nysc release timetable and state the day they want schools to upload students name..all other news are invalid

I like your understanding jare,some peeps just keep getting it twisted,haba,simple stuffs turned a bigger mountain to climb.

SHEEGO2015:
Good morning gracelanders.. Today is my birthday!! !!! !! ! Rejoice with me as I celebrate another womb escape day. How many likes for me?

Happy Birthday bro.

Funkeadeoye:
Thanks for the kind words

Haaaa,aunty funke,sebi mo ti so fun yin wipe mi o ki n se "sir" e ma koba mi ooo,LOL.
Moreover i have corrected your mistake.

Funkeadeoye:
I graduated this year, just some few departments in my school.

I hope so too, thanks.....

You welcome ma,i will advice you to stay calm okay?just believe all will go as planned,do not fear rather face your fear until your fear begin to fear you.
I believe you will be mobilize ma.

kolawaxxy:
Bro, do you have any information on OAU's list?

Nope bro.

callmemercy:
Lol.... U wee noh send me too?

Nah,u no dh eat too much,one cup of garri self u no fit finish am,so *smile*stay jare.

coyy:
na to buy scratch card, go to admission office, Dem go com check am and upload am for her.

Ntoor,make she do d needful jare,scratch card na like #600.