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Billionaire, sure say u get past 100k, abi ar u livin in ur dream world online? Cos wen i was bak home, by this time i'm brainstormin for the next mornin hectic schedule at popsie coy or too damn tired to chat after a busy day talkless of a billionaire!!.
Nw in SA, it's just study, fly and eat.

Billionaire, o bu eziokwu? I nwerulu otu nari puku, ya foduzia otu nde naira cha cha?

Billyonaire: Exactly my point, I am here playing around and feeling good. I do not see why it should be a problem. Internet is my addiction, I think its better than being addicted to alcohol or cigarette.

Ar u a learner? No b u talk say u'll b at ur verandah puffin wit ur double barrel waitin 4 me to pop, so as to blast my balls to high heavens?
Oloshi billionaire!

ewet: Mr.map of naija who ask you all this info,is tht the issue here?incase your brains aint working well,thts your money goin down the drain like poo down the toilet.

map of naija no be small ooo

dalu: I dey use high English ..if I have to.. the guy IQ no go allow am cerebrate and argue on that level...but if na agbero english ( the 150 k type) im go sabi

ehen, na nw u land. Yab dis billionaire of a person wella. Na GEJ pikin, abi internet civil servants.

Dalu, plsss u make gud sense in ur posts, but plsss naa carry us along. It's late night here for me to dey try work my brain to understnd wat u ar saying.

Billyonaire: Oracle is just one of the many database programmes my dear, dont go there, so you wont disgrace yourself on a world wide forum. I hate to be the one to disgrace you. LOL

both of u; supaeagles and billionaire, who's right?
#relaxes bak 2 watch d debate#

dalu: Billy warns dalu ; Billy spoke out in angst when his lover retardeen was compared to rev king. He threatened to unleash the bombers of boko haram and mend on the protagonist of this tale. His sole reason being unreasonable and unwavering love for retardeen which billy believes dalu should express ...in reply dalu said......I DON'T SWING THAT WAY BRO , LOVE YOUR RETARD ALL YOU WANT BUT ME I SAY IT AS IT IS

dalu, ar u a narrator or storyteller? They write direct speech naaa. Readin all these ur reported speech is tirin n confusin. Abeg naa.

supaeagles: How did you even take that as a threat? I would gladly translate it to your local lingua if you tell me what it is.
Btw, how do you 'study oracle' . I take back my earlier post. You just shamed the tech community with that gaffe

I dnt knw jerk about programmin, but no mind me ooo, dnt they study sometin called Oracle?
I only knw hw 2 fly my airplanes.

Billyonaire: Hahahahaahaha, How can you allow someone insult me, when you are there. Are you not an area father ?

Okay naaa, but hw do we knw he could afford to pay ransom? Even if say i want learn apprentice(igba boy) for kidnapping, i suppose start wit u.

Billyonaire: How can I ? That guy just insulted me mehn, that's very unfair. Kidnap him for me.

Because say i be kidnapper?
Nke imere m? Abi?

Billyonaire: Whats genitor brov ?

Na janitor he wan say naaa. At least u understood.

Billyonaire: Where do you get those statistics from ?

70% of 160million people is 112m. Dats where i got it.

Billyonaire: How come I havent heard ? yet you that is far off hears too much. Nnah, do not believe everything you read on internet oh, you might end up not coming home. No comfortable Nigerian will love to live abroad except for his business or job. Come home and eat better Nkwobi and bushmeat.

Believe ke, abi called.'' A......(u wan knw my name), hav u heard? bomboy dad has been kidnapped. Was released last week''.

''Chai! Dnt u knw ooo. Ekene's mum is missin''

Does all dat sound like NL midsummer tales by moonlight?

Billyonaire: Hahahahaa The way you throw that 70% statistics around begs for answers on how to get that figure bro. You are scaring me already with these talks about kidnapping. Is it for real ?

K, lets be factual. Is 110m Nigerians earnin 3million naira annually? Dats N250k monthly.
Answer pls?

Billyonaire: Hahahahaa The way you throw that 70% statistics around begs for answers on how to get that figure bro. You are scaring me already with these talks about kidnapping. Is it for real ?

Ar u a learner? U beta change dat ur name oo if u no get at least N5m of disposable cash.
I can count off my fingers close peeps dat has greased dose boys fingers wit cash ova d past one year, right there in LAGOS!

Billyonaire: Are you disclosing your modus operandi already ? This guy is sick.

Why call me sick cos u ar losin out naaa?
Incase u dnt knw, we are zeroing in on ur data wavelenght right nw.

Billyonaire: I actually factored in hostel, electricity etc when I made payment for my sibling to Middlesex, it is on the region of about three.something million per session. Compare that to the cost of private universities in Nigeria. Even secondary schools for lekki dey collect 1.2m for fees.

Unless dat, but dude, do u knw wat 3m can do for 70% of Nigerians? Dats a life changing buck for a session. Hw many Nigerians earns a million annually? Pls knw dat Naija peeps ar nt smiling. Peeps wil b crawling about ur profile nw 4 d minute hint of personal info. Touché! Ur mum or sis wil paste ur pic on NL and beg for info regardin ur whereabout.

Kidnappers ar nw going digital. GUO thought he couldnt be kidnapped, but d day they came ehh... i've neva ran so fast in my life.

Billyonaire: Do not tell me you are a poor man, Am scared already ? When is the war to divide the country beginning ?

Soonest, n dnt deceive urself dat u could escape. Rebels ar nt fools. First ting to be closed down; airports n border posts!

yuzedo: Loooooooool!!! Who is this joker?!?!

jokin no b small ooo

Billyonaire: You said your friend complained of high cost of living..right ? Whats my business with cost of living in Britain, we are talking about fees here. Go figure

So im no go chop because say im dey study? Hw about rent, electricity?

Billyonaire: LASU is more expensive than most schools in UK, go figure. Do not let me get those statistics again, cos last I presented statistics on salaries of Senators, my debater went into hiding. I want you around.

D same UK a friend ran bak 2 Nelson Mandela metropolitan Uni from cos of high cost of livin. Nt even London, but Swansea!
Billionaire, plss tell me d school naa?
Statistics makes ur argument more factual. Pleaseeeee

Cheaper education? Abroad?
Where pls? I wouldn't mind gettin anoda degree.

Most rich families stil leaves their kids outside d country. Why ar they nt comin home?
True, there is mind blowin money to be made here cos of d huge population n d increasin consumer spending, but seriously, d insecurity situation is nt helpin.
Hightime i knock 2geda a bodyguard service for rich dudes.
Billionaire wil u patronise my company wen i come around?

Billyonaire: There will always be poor people around us, even Jesus said so. But poor people should not always blame politicians and the rich people for their woes. Cos I see boys spending more time watching premier league games than invest the times to learn skills and trades. After watching games, they smoke cigar and blame Politicians that are working night and day to make the country a good place.

There'll be poor pple, but wen they ar more dan 30% of d populace, den it's unacceptable.
U saw d number of peeps dat came out during d subsidy, n u tinks dat Nigerians ar happy?
I'm from a rich family; yes, and i knw i'm an endangered specie. Wen bak home u dnt hang out wit peeps u grew up wit for fear of being kidnapped.
U hide hw u spend so as nt 2 attract attention. Pls do u call dat a country?
In SA, kids from rich home ar as normal as evryoda person. U dnt fear wat d police's gonna do 2 u at a chekpoint; u dont fear wat d area boy is gonna do to u at a viewin centre; u keep 2 ur own, same as evryone, nt hiding.
Dis country is crap!!

Billionaire, dat u ar self made does nt mean dat evryone's gonna b self made like u. Evryone is nt biz savvy n all. If d world is filled wit smart heads, who's gonna be d consumer? Whose gonna watch d whole junk nollywood /hollywood make millions from?

So park ur million/billions at a side at look at d society reasonably. Apply ur biz eye dat sniffs out hidden opportunites. Dnt see guillible pple, but see peeps dat are nt smart n wil one day come after u n ur money if the govt dnt do sometin about it.
Advanced countries wit social services, dnt they hav millionaires?
U thought just like my dad. Self made millionaires han dis arrogant way of lookin down on less successful peeps, but wen u get ur car snatched or robbed at gun point, u'll shout dat d govt is doin notin about security.
No matter hw much is budgeted for d police, crime wil always b rising! U dnt nip a problem at d branch, but d root.

Godogwu: Just curious, how many of you would willingly trade your Green passport for a Red, Blue or any other...

We knw ur type. The rich kids from d rich families dat exploits naija cheap labour. Because wen u ar over seas, d whites dnt get to bow and hail u d way peeps do in naija, u tuk offence.

In flight school wit ur types, but one tin u all hav in common is wanting to date a white chick.

Billyonaire: Only poor people call for division of Nigeria. Why is that ? when you are ready to fight, let me know so I can jet out of the country and return to rule over you. Grow up!

U tink so? Dat afta d boys spilt their blood, u'll nw come bak n rule? Ask d past republic politicians; they knw better. D current leadershp less GEJ were all offshoots from d civil war. Danjuma, IBB, OBJ, Yaradua(compensated for Gen Yaradua).
A new conflict; a new ruling class.
Nigerians maynt b livin below 2dolls but there ar extreme poverty compared wit advanced countries.
Slum for Port elizabeth, SA; if na so slum dey be ehhh... Slums wit tarred roads n power. It can pass for a township somewhere in Naija.

Billyonaire: I will try to, but lets call a spade a spade. We have more private jets in this country than Switzerland, infact, we are 3rd owners of private jets outside USA and China. So, if you still think we live under 300 naira per day, then I will run far from you.

Really? Have u been to Lagos slums? Warri slums? PH slums? And other slums across the country?
Someday, comfortable Nigerians will pay for their non chalant attitude towards d poor.
We ar all calling for division. Wen dis country divides, who'll fight? The poor.
Then d poor will realise d power in guns!

Billyonaire: Whats wrong with having Porsche as Official car ? Are we in recession in Nigeria ? Last time I checked, this is not Cyprus. We are an oil nation goddamnit. Its time we start living large in this wonderful country with near-zero tax regime and stop lamenting, some South African and Ghanians keep messing with us cos we are too humble. Let us show them we live beyond forking $2 per day. LOL!!!

billionaire, be reasonable most times.

And please who said Naija is safer dan SA?
Please, please n please, are we really in d same Nigeria?
I walks home from Gondwanas at 3am. I enters PE township(ghetto) at 1am; can i walk tru Aj at 2am, or even my ole nice Onitsha at 2am?
Come on!
If d media is to report all d crimes happening 4 naija ehhh... Na run u go run.

U wanna come home?
Really?
I was in humewood, PE for 6months, and i bet u, SA is next to heaven co pared to this riot called Nigeria.
Nigeria is good if u've got a big biz u wanna do here, but coming down wit ur Xhosa wifey is a NO NO!! She'll run bak to SA wit d kids after few months. No Boardwalk, parks for d kids. They'll just hang u as d dad, seriously.

They'll also stick out, and dat in naija is nt gud ooo among their fwllow kids. Nw wat about d noisy generator u'll hav to get? Hw about d potholes u'll drive dem on, or wil u just stick ur family in Lekki?

Sir, to avoid future fence off wit d family, it's better they visit dan stayin bak. Marrying a foreigner is a one way highway. D kids will neva come n settle bak home. U'll nt b d first or d last. Please, let ur family stay bak.

jimharry21: can some of these scholar who are knowledgeable of all the happenings in Anambra State tell me why Peter Obi refuse to conduct Local Council elections for seven years?
oh before i forget that New Parts (Nkpor) flyover was a federal or state project? In my home town Umudioka i want to know also if the abandoned project there that has taken the innocent lives of tens of my people was also a federal or a state project? i my noble experinece the only development i will point to is some wrapper that Peter obi's wife distribute with her husband's face printed boldly on it but before i conclude i will like to get answers before i give my own score card.

Peter Obi is an unrepentant propagandist. I hate him for dat, and his projects takes time to be completed, but one thing i respect is dat he always finishes his project. He understands the kind of politics Anambra pple care for; money sharing politics. U'll nt get a kobo from him, unless u had a service to render.