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even if it's one, same thing, she's naturally confused

logout and continue your hustle

princesa leave all these people with jumping trousers, i'm alll yours no long story

actually erm erm t's bigger than that

you can't do this alone clem, carry her to the synagogue

no dentist can work on those teeth or fill that gap for life

u're here again ituen

yahoo yahoo spamming and bombing

militant

see that mad man, he is walking go

Though i only watched the clip on youtube, for the fact that,it's his first international performance, and he had to perform in front of a very large audience, the largest any Nigerian musician in recent past had to perform on, i think its cool for a start.

wetin dey under that girl

you gon get old here even more than methusela unless you empty yourself inside the recyle bin now

so mukina now na missthusela

ademiller:
femi brainard is too dayum BLACK, while Yemi Blaque has[b] OPOLO/FROG eye[/b]s. aint nothin hot in that

welcome mohot but pls zoom in on your pic on profile for better assessment

unpatriotic citizen

folahann:
don't y'all know Mukina is the assistant admin?
no be me talk am ooooo

i suspect a freekick

guys who just had their bath

mukina try no be small

muki babe I Salute u o

he dey answer am before

ibkaye:
@dreeldee
am cooking iyan ati egusi, so fe?

onje ilu mi, why are u preparing Ekiti meal without my permission?? _{of course i want na}

abeg who thief my wallet here?/

@shuppie lucky man, i came late


ibk what are u cooking there

@ibk because i tripped what are u doing na


shuppie are u married?? _{or space still dey}

i dey na, you no wan make i dey before?

ibk o ibk o ibk oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


shuppie ki lon shele?

like jangilova u gon break down now if u dont stand still

hail momma and papa for me o and tell broses too

that isale oke abi? where dey break bottles and collect shandi??

and who's calling you

1. TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


2. TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?
CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!


3. TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
JOHN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


4. TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!


5. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: George!


6. TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years
ago.
WILLIE: Me!


7. TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.


8. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is,
TEACHER: No, Ellen, Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right, "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."


9. TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."


10. TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also
admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."

hmm so where in london are u? like i said i'm in manchester