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Ha!!! anoda banga.
E go really be for dat oga wey no go fit surprise him wife wit a gift like dis o. very soon na kasala here and dere for house jst because of dis post o. (KUNTA KINTE's)

Ghen ghen... the battle line is drawn for the last initial gra gra. (KUNTA KINTE's)

Na ur COUPLE (KUNTA KINTE's)

If na oyibo man buy u dat bread and pepsi so, u knw for use am pose for selfie with d lebanese as ur background u for don dey tell us say u've been awarded an endorsement deal... mtcheew... (KUNTA KINTE's)

U mean wat after 9 whole solid years oga can only settle his boi with jst 100k for 9yrs, his boiboi was hustling for jst moni for TECHNO PHONE HABA!!! na which kind cheating dem dey call dis one sef? dis one don pass slavery o, (KUNTA KINTE)

NA WAO, WATIN MAKE DEM NO WANT SHOW EM CURSED FACE NA SO DAT D WHOLE WORLD GO SABI AM NA. DATS A CRAZY ACT I SWEAR.

Anoda escape root. d KUNTA KINTE's.

Na only an 1hr+ wey dey make u no let person hear word we dey talk 2hrs+ no we no yarn.

May she's mentally unstable. She really need a psychiatrist

I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO COMMENCE OPERATION. KUDOS.

Oga, mind u, Nigeria's not meant to be played with by grand pa's either!!!

PLEASE SIR, DON'T REDUCE IT O. IT'S TOO LATE NOW COS, WE ARE SOO USED TO IT ALREADY.

SHEBI UNA SAY TWITTER BAN WILL BE LIFTED FROM 12AM TODAY, ABI, UNA OWN TIME DEY DIFFERENT FROM THE ONE WEY I DEY USE DIS NA 5:50AM O, I STILL DEY WAIT O. MAYBE, MY TIME DEY RUN ANTI CLOCK-WISE. MTCWWW

I WON'T COMMENT ON THIS UNTIL I CAN ACCESS IT WITH MY BROWSER!!!

Please, I need ur help.
Can you tell me who the next president of dis we country will be

Don't mind him jhor... na joke him dey joke o. Him tell ME say he just want pull una legs sha.

U tuu sell ur range rover tu complete ur house? ok na, when u buy am before u knw sabi say u for build house 1st abegi, comot for road make i fit see anoda funny tread read jhoor.

Very soon from now, he go begin cry again, lata he come talk say na d weed wey em dey smoke make d smoke enta him eyes...Tata wey em brain and head neva mature. Refund my money wey I been spray una in my bedroom <LOADING>>>

Hello grandpa, what's ur name my name's ASIWAJU BOLA TINUBU.
And how old did u say u are again Hmm... I think I should be in my late 60's/70's.
And u want tu rule dis country? Is Naija only for the baba's tu rule hmm

For una tiny mind, na reduction be dat na watin go happen if the 1st figure shift frm 8 to 4? abi naija change to naira abegi make una comot for road make pass jhorrr.

Abeg na who be dis one for dis new year sef since wey u dey do same s*x I don see how u luk. ebelebe!!

Nna ehh...dis naira to dollar mata ehn, don tire me o. see how dis dollar take b our naira odogwu. kai tufiakwa

Since wey una know like that, na watin make una know carry the ijaws along na.

Abeg make all of una shun our able presido abeg. Abi una know sabi say him dey try to reduce some risk here.

Is it about adding more states ha, na wao.

There's a time for every every.

Nna ehn... dis life no balance atal. Abi dis ur uncle dey base for CONGO?

Akwa Ibom state is the most peaceful o,mbok.

Isreal oh Isreal..why na? why? remember... Ye are the people of GOD. Remember the covenant wit him. Remember! Remember!! Remember!!!