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Dzzzz:
Amen oo..If you notice I feel the guy is holding back cause they overseas..Normally I know wetin the man go do if na Africa..Even police go say madam sorr.

Aswear!
He go panel beat the woman con still press 50k for DPO.
Na once DPO go begin advise the woman say there’s no case as na she get fault😂😂😂

Orlu13:
Oga I don't care...if u touch me anyhow, you go see anyhow....Me I don't care....u can't treat me like dis and I will leave u....The whole house will catch fire dat day

“Had I known…”, final words of a foolish man.

chinchum:
That is rape in the UK or US.

A good smirk in the face to reset her is even better. Then lock her two hands in to submission and tie them like a stubborn chicken. Seize the phone from the kid and apologise to the child while sending phone evidence for record purposes. What ever she says while tied will be used against her as i may allege to the police authorities she was displaying signs of insanity and needed to be restrained so she doesn't harm me and the kid

This is why I love Law as a course. It will help you know how to exploit legal loopholes to your advantage.
The police or judge will know you’re lying, but they must comply in accordance with the Law!

tadestr:
God forbid 😹 e no even fiy happen to me anywhere not here not there 👀✌️

Lol
You didn’t see where Gov Ayedatiwa of Ondo state was brutalised by 2 women in the UK. He couldn’t do more than to insult them.

Abroad is a place where the strongest Lion in Nigeria becomes a Cat!

sisisioge:
It is well with you....na the daughter own pain me pass as the two adult edits decided to be edits in front of her....it is a serious mental abuse.

But the man didn’t do anything! He didn’t fight back, he didn’t insult, he was only denying the allegations against him!
He was the victim all along.

If this is not cruise then, you might be worse than that abusive wife!

justli:
Shut up. Everyone is not like you. People still tame their wives overseas. Why should anyone endure physical abuse because of stupid law. All he needed to do was get a video recording of one of these abuses, then brutalize her like she has never seen before. Stupid weak men everywhere. Zero gut . Zero glory .

You’re even more dumb than I thought.

The moment you brutalize her, you have lost the case. You’re stronger than she is, so her lawyer can argue that you did more damage on her than she did to you.
With the fact that it’s a woman’s world over there, she’ll only get a slap on the wrist while you’ll bag jail time.

The best action is to report to the police with the video as evidence!

thatigboman:
This can never ever happen to me, whether in UK, US, Canada, Australia or anywhere else. Can never happen to me. God forbid

It can happen to you abroad Mr man.
You think all your “I am a man” applies over there?

Na jail you dey take play so.

sisisioge:
She's terribly abusing her daughter....please God o!!!!!

Which kind wahala be this!

Na the daughter own pain you, you’re not concerned about the real victim of abuse – the man.

Well, na your fellow abroad woman, na wetin una dey do man be that

Pocohantàs’ husband that year.
With all those his Obama memes.

He went to read medcine in Dominican Republic

SuperOnyi:


This is gonna be a long read. No proofreading... One take.

While I wait for my turn to fetch water in this stream, let me approach this like a warrior who just took over power from these present political vampires.

5 Greatest Distractions for Nigerian Youth

1. Tribalism and Religion:
The reason I'm grouping these two together is that often times, their strength lies in the beliefs held by the populace. Although, I can argue that in some cases religion doesn't really hold much weight compared to ethnicity but however we still have these biases (embedded in us by our parents) in us.

The easiest way to destroy a Nigerian revolution from within, is using tribalism. Yes, we marry ourselves but deep inside, we are still humans — not just humans, but an artificial geographical creation. I said "humans," because as human beings, we are more likely to feel comfortable amongst people we share similarities with. Even in the smallest 'nation' in a society—family—siblings still fight brutally let alone a country with hundreds of ethnicities. Even within the Igbo people, there are "groups" large enough to be a nation.

The solution? I believe it's okay to be conservative and still be open enough to work with others. It's okay to compromise to reach a favorable agreement with other ethnicities. So you can be proudly Hausa, want your own nation, and still willing to work with the other ethnicities. We have to accept our identity, and still be willing to work together just like the Europeans have done.

2. Delusions:
When I say "delusions," I'm talking about:
a. Educational system
b. Social media
c. Addictions
d. Environment

The "educational system" comprises of everything that make up the way we think e.g school, church, family belief, etc... they all play a role on how our mind are groomed. Our schools do nothing but stick to an archaic and foreign system, we do not go extra miles to give us the right mindset needed to build a nation. How is the importance of a clean society not being radically promoted in schools? Why do we feel comfortable throwing away trash in public? This is just a simple example.

I have no doubt that the internet is a blessing, without it, I'd be broken and more helpless than I am. However, it has also become a rabbit hole that our youths would rather bury their head in, than use it to dig up gold. Social media has become our battlefield while our enemies work tirelessly on and off the internet. I don't do social media (except WhatsApp for biz, which I already made inactive for almost a month)I can't remember when I actively did with full attention like a typical Nigerian youth. I feel like it has become a safe haven to drown in rivers of dopamine. No doubt, social media is revolutionary but we must learn to use them wisely.

Addictions might seem irrelevant but the power they hold cannot be underestimated. There are millions of youths who are now complete zombies due to some of these addictions. We need to reassess our lives and start asking ourselves the right questions. People would rather drown in alcohol, drugs, porn, etc, than do anything about the reality around them. They have become a perfect place to escape our reality and forget about the fact that our future is slowly being sucked away.

Our environment is also another factor under the "educational system." We are heavily influenced by the media, our parents, friends, obstacles, and so on. If these "environmental elements" surrounding us constantly draw our attention away from things we should actually be focusing on, we might never focus on them.

3. Get Rich Quick Schemes:
We are constantly distracted by all of these stupid ways to get Rich Quick. We can not focus on the legal ways, so we end up creating more problems for ourselves — especially if they end up backfiring. This is the same thing that is happening to Nigeria. We keep chasing irrelevant BS while the real problems keeps on compiling.

4. Unnecessary Entertainment:
I think I will categorize bloodsucking relationships and friendships under this one. Many of us are stuck in some BS that aren't benefitting us or building our mindset, it could be social media arguments, stupid debates and fights... We are also spending time with people who do nothing but suck up our positive energy. I had to end a relationship because of this, yes, I was in control but I have learned to obey my instincts. Ever since then, the little peace I was managing has returned. We are also trying to entertain ourselves 24/7, we compare ourselves with other youths from other "races" whose ancestors have fought to make their future bright. Rather than do the same for our descendants, we spend time on nonsense, it gets more saddening when you see stupid youths drowning in worthless violence like cultism.

5. Consuming gimme gimme mindset
It's quite similar to the educational system but I think it needs to be addressed. We rather take and take than give. We rather import and import than export. You must be thinking: so, how's that a distraction? The thing is, with this kind of mindset, we would rather focus on irrelevant stuffs because we know we can easily take from others. With this mindset, we think it's okay to steal from others just to take, it's okay to produce nothing as long as you can buy it anyway with money.

I can go on and on... I do believe that these distractions are the same obstacles that hinder Nigeria. It's time to get back to work. If we can fix the brain of the youth, we can fix this geographical location.

Because of 5k recharge card

ednut1:
lol 75% of my lifetime was spent in Nigeria. The only thing that has changed since i left was the numbers of olosho don increase. I went to a cinema in sangotedo mall. Came out to enter uber. I saw over 50 girls in the car park looking for customers. Olosho no dey there the last time i was there before i japa 😂

Country don hard na why😁

Ibkay32:
Just because she ordered Eba and okra soup, your thoughts have gone elsewhere? 😂 Stay sharp, not every meal comes with hidden meanings!"

Shey na Eba the werey dey call Fried Cassava?
Both OP and the married woman plus his mumu friend no get sense

Ilekokonit:
Without a doubt sex is a VITAL component in keeping a man interested which is why one of my tips says :- Never use sex as a weapon.

BUT the sex a woman wey sabi knack brings to the table becomes like sour poison if that same woman no con get manners or has a gutter mouth, does not listen to correction or worse still has a violent spirit.

If she can ride like a cowboy riding a bull, give blowjøb like an experienced Pørn star, and she’s tight like a first timer, then her bad manners is no issue.

pussyphilia:
Just know how to fvck him!

Some people think it's only women that get hooked to a guy with good sex. Truth be say babes wey sabi knack can get a nigga hooked for life.

Some guys may want to deny it, but it is what it is. I personally know say for me to marry any girl, she must know how to fvck me real good! It is very important to me because I know how far good knacking can go in holding a marriage.

A girl who is a stud is the best!

Stud?
Which lesbian girl will allow you to touch her?

Preeqologist here!

If you’re still undergoing puberty, it is perfectly normal.
But if you’re done and you’re above 25 years of age, then you’re suffering from Konjitis.

Locate the nearest consenting adult female, tell her you want to dissect her Labia Majora and Labia Minora with your Mammary Phallus.

I prescribe this dissection twice daily till your Mammary Phallus refuses to respond to Pussytic stimuli.
If symptoms persist after 1 month, visit Sen. Natasha.

ednut1:
we are talking about sex here not wives. Going by your logic there should be no prostitute or brothel . The vulcanizer can import wife from his village but in his vicinity he may not be able to secure any babe to nack. Hence will go to brothel

You do realize it’s easier to get casual sex than get married, right? Ask those girls going to shiloh to look for husbands what their body count is.

People go to brothel for casual sex. They don’t want to go through the stress of dating just to have sex.

As long as the vulcanizer himself is not in the village, there are definitely his type of babes in his vicinity.

You think say Naija na Canny abi?😂

Flows001:
What a senseless fool.

Comparing an opinion based statement to verifiable research works, you're such a dumb creature!

You cant generalise something as personal as beauty, it is ridiculous to conclude that an entire population of almost 100 million ladies rank low in beauty, when you have not even seen upto 5million of that number!!

If your sisters and girlfriend/wife are ugly as Nigerian ladies, then that's your family business to deal with, not every Nigerian lady is as ugly as the ones in your house.

Nobody can comfortably determine which country has the most beautiful women, because what is beauty to one, may necessarily not be beauty to another.

Personally, I'm attracted to slim, average height and ebony skinned black beauties, but that does not in any way mean that tall fair ladies are not equally stunning, I will be such a fool to base my conclusion about the "most beautiful" ladies on my personal preference!!!

The men in the same countries y'all are drooling over their women might also be making pleasant remarks about Nigerian women, and they too might even prefer Naija babes to their own women...

I repeat, for something as personal as beauty, you can't generalise!!

If you ask a random group of men who is the most beautiful between lady in picture 1 and lady in picture 2, majority will tell you it is lady in picture 1.
This means that while beauty is relative, you can easily use the standard of majority of men.

If not that your education is a waste, you’ll know that research findings are usually the opinion of a researcher!

Who told you I have not seen up to 5 million Nigerian women? I have been seeing different women everyday of my life for decades, in-person, in pictures, videos, and on the internet.
I have seen well over 5 million Nigerian women!

Since you don’t know the difference between ugly and pretty women, there’s a higher chance that it’s your mother and sisters that are ugly.
Mine falls in the pretty category.

In summary, you can’t generalize beauty, but for research purposes, you can use the opinion of majority of the men.
Lastly, thunder fire you for not having sense!

ednut1:
ok explain to us what happens to men in the lower standards 😒. The final year guys the babes gree for are the one with looks , game or money that can usually take care of them. The broke and or ugly final year guy that reeks of poverty which girl go look hin side?

There will still be a girl more broke, ugly and poor than him.

Agberos have wives, Omo oniles have wives, Vulcanizers have wives, Soak-away packers have wives.
If all these people can have women, then any man can have babe. All he needs to do is to go for women below him.

ednut1:
even in the animal kingdom only the strongest and most attractive males mate the available females. In real life 80% of women want just 20% of men. Even amongst the poorest. They will go for the poor with most money, looks or charisma. Meaning that majority of men cant get any pussy to nack. Paying prostitute is an easy way out. Men are only focused on ejaculation and they use condom. So all that one doesn’t follow. Even in normal relationships your girlfriend may cheat on you in the morning and still come have sex with you at night 😂

I disagree!
All a man needs to do is to lower his standards!
If you are in middle class and all girls in middle class want men in upper class, just go for the women in the lower class.
This is because women in lower class will be pleased to sleep with men in middle class.

In Uni environment, final year girls will prefer working class men to their fellow finalist boys. The final year boys can go for 100 and 200 level girls easily.

Houseofglam7:
Buhahahahahahahahaha

Do you really need to type this?

Flows001:
It amazes me how people just make baseless opinion based rankings!
Have you seen upto 5million Nigerian ladies all your life? (Take note that there are upto 100 million of them on earth).
Have you gone round the country, to every nook and cranny of Nigeria to access all the ladies before jumping into such a baseless conclusion??

Even the so called countries you claim have more "beautiful" ladies, have you gone round and seen all their women there?

Make una dey try keep una opinions to una selfs!

My sisters and even girlfriend are all stunning, I also have countless stunning female friends, and they are all Nigerians.

Beauty is subjective, what you see as beauty is actually ugliness to several other people, so your opinion is completely immaterial, just sharrap!!

If you obtained tertiary education, the school that produced you should be ashamed.
Your final year project should teach you that you may not be able to research the whole population. This is why you take a sample from the population, research that sample, then use the result to make inferences about the population.

“Beauty is Subjective” is the only sensible thing in your post.

Gboss247:
The federal government needs to sign in a bill into law that will allow private sector to create the likes of Private Military Company (PMC), Private Security and Military Company (PSMC) and Private Security Company (PSC) that will heavily armed with weapons, helicopters and armoured vehicles.

I don’t trust Nigerians, they will abuse it.

Some will use their personal security to evade arrest, harass other people, carry out criminal and illegal activities, and many more.
People do this with government security personnels, how much more private security!

lebete3000:
He didn't see the seriousness in me to japa, cos Naija was okay then in 2012 working as a Medical Doctor.

Now Yahoo boys are the new "Doctors" in the eyes of these babes.

Never too late to japa tho

lebete3000:
And this was far back in 1984 he had this experience with East African women if I'm correct.

Now imagine now. No wonder my uncle in the US told me to focus of leaving Nigeria first and stop whining about how the women no dey gimme face.

I'm still stuck in Naija though, with Naija women daily destroying my self esteem.

It is well, one day one day, I go sha escape.

Your uncle didn’t talk about helping you to move out of naija😂

PrinceofAgoAre:
The Tanzanians ..

I Heard twerking is their traditional dance ..


I'd love to have em do some dance move on me...

Search “Baikoko uchi” online and see the wonders of Tanzanian women from the ensuing videos.

kushercain:
This ya lips eh

Finally someone said it.
But sadly, if she’s not Zim, I don’t want

Toymax88:
A sister in-law once slapped me in IBADAN (BARIKA)

The banny dey him papa house now

Na your house she for dey?

pocohantas:
One thing I don't ever do, is argue with a driver. I don't want to talk to him, I don't want him to talk to me.

- I get in and greet.
- He tells me he is starting the ride and I agree.
- We drive in silence to my destination

If I have any problem with his attitude or service rendered, I communicate via a review. I will say nothing to you, you would even be surprised I was the one that wrote such bad review, based on how I will smile and wish you a lovely day.

In some cases I spot ill-temper from the initial call and I quickly cancel, because if he hits me, people would ask what I said.

We were having vibes in common until you said you’ll leave a bad review after smiling.

I fear people that you can’t know their mind. Una dey dangerous.

1Sharon:
Did you have the same response when that senator assaulted a taxi driver? No you didn't. You all rallied around him.

Because there was evidence that the Senator was at fault per the recording of the Taxi driver.

You can see the two scenarios you’re comparing are different.

lexy2014:
then how many police men will be left in police stations to do police work if every "billionaire" has to follow your advise?

The Police force has a Special Protection Unit(SPU) to cater for personal security needs of individuals. They are always available on request and in the exact number of personnels you need.

To answer the question, the Police Force has this in mind when recruiting.
Thousands of Nigerian residents have police escorts yet, Police stations never run out of personnels.

Why will a billionaire and top player in the oil and gas sector be moving with just 3 police men in 1 SUV?

He should have minimum of 3 SUVs(armoured ones if necessary), 12 security operatives consisting of maybe mobile police men and soldiers.

In situations like this, the 12 operatives will be enough to carryout a counter-offensive and tactical manoeuvring till back up arrives if need be.

FutureFocus:
some Nigerian in dispora buy gadget cheaply from me, they claimed it’s too expensive over there and then send fund to Nigeria , I will advice the Nigeria government encourage these gadgets companies to produce here as it would reduce unemployment, those companies will employ our people here

Tell Bose, JBL to produce whatever they want to sell here.

How is it possible?

If you produce in US and you export to Nigeria, the price will broadly be Production cost + Export costs + Profit margin.
Going by this, whatever you buy in US should be cheaper than in Nigeria because Export costs are not charged to the product.