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the hell is "tete a tete"? What does that mean?

Anyway the husband is obviously getting his on his so called "business truips" and she's getting hers.

The End.

Lmfao.

Ridiculous

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132436.msg2235613#msg2235613 date=1210189298]@ D-reloaded,

The link was doctored. . . . .
Pastor having sex with little boys in Port Harcourt?
This is like saying Debosky was caught raping in Amsterdam. . . . . Or someone stealing snowballs in Canada.
It aint possible. . . .PH is a LovePeddler-state. . . . .Twas a set-up for the Pastor by a greedy member of the Church.[/quote]Hopefully your denial wont end up killing you.

Jackal

This is your Nigeria


http://odili.net/news/source/2008/may/2/606.html

LadyT:
The thing is jackal when some crackwhore comes online and chats shit about Nigerian guys we females jump in and defend unlike you lot!

Exactly. Didnt we all yell at that vivadiva tart and the Funmi lunatic

You guys are hell ungrateful

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132436.msg2235485#msg2235485 date=1210187428]In a land where men see adultery and multiple partners as a norm. . . .Nigerians cannot stand gay.[/quote]I guess that explains the gay bars that are in Lagos and PH and the fact that there are certain mallams known for having boytoys.

Dayyyyyum, i must now admit it's getting out of hand. . . .

Took you that long?

stillwater:
Seriously where do you guys pick your girls?

I wish I knew. They pick up girls from Bodija Market or Tantalizers and yet still have the guts tio whine about greedy girls.

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132436.msg2235458#msg2235458 date=1210187019]@ D-reloaded,

Naija guys are fyner than Naija girls. . . . It's no ROCKET SCIENCE!!![/quote]I disagree.

and even it were so, that's fine. Homosexuality is on the raise in Nigeria anyway.  

Dude is obviously new. Alabajo.

D-reloaded is the boring version. a ti mellow down  

You take a normal chick to a buffet, what does she eat? A plate of salad and a glass of champagne

That's normal in your eyes? Seriously is that what your mother eats?

It wouldnt bother you that a girl would rather drink alcohol than eat? Then again it's the UK. Not like you people have food.

Do you even know how many calories are in alcoholic drinks?

eldee:
But the difference is, we burn our calories faster

That excuse doesnt work after 17 years old

romeo:
Fela's movie will be a very good thing for our countries image culturally, but will the government allow a movie about Fela? Because Fela's life is filled with horror stories of our former military dictators and most of them are still alive

Let them do so. It would give the movie an even bigger boost. 

romeo, enough jare. jeez

Did debo retire from NL's most popular male LovePeddler position and give it to Sly?

The Sly:
go n skate. . . . .abi?

I'll skate over your face, son

Lmao 

anyway hope all is well laisefaire

Ok. Im bored now.

Season 4 has been pretty great so far

Oh ma freaking dayz              
Are we forgetting the hotfunmis and the vivaladivs of Nairaland?
Are we forgetting threads like this

You mean the same trollops that most Nairaland females have spoken against? Why are you blaming us for the words of 2 demented tarts?

lucabrasi:
@d-reloaded
ill go search for it now, the movie about him has being in the works now for like several years,hope its a definite thing this time?they r always sayn all sorts and its gotten to a tage no one knows what they r up to,read it on a thread here that they had don cheadle pencilled down to play the fela part,saw something like that on facebook as well, oh well,

Lmao Don Cheadle? I love him as amn actor but I dont think that would work

Chiwetel Ejiofor looks more like Fela in my opinion

Everywhere u go, they diss Naija guys as being too fake, they have got halitosis, no good pick-up lines and broke asses.

Ok Jackal, being serious here now. You HAVE to admit that alot of Nigerian guys ghave SEVERE haliotosis. Seriously it's not even a joke. Not just the razz ones either. Some look all polished and you'd think, ok this guy knows how to clean up, wait til he opens his mouth  

Sincerely, someone needs to send a memo that brushes arent supposed to be chnage just every World Cup. 2 months MAX is how it goes. Geez

PRYNXLEX:
PEOPLE GO WTHOUT PERFS AND YET THEY DONT OOZE

These are the ones that usually stink the most. Delusional beings

[quote author=Jackal. link=topic=132436.msg2234260#msg2234260 date=1210172623]@?
How about Hispanics, Carribeans or the Frenchies? [/quote]Ok I've been ignoring the thread cos as usual you and Slyvester have started you "anti Nigerian girls" nonsense

but hispanics? Are you crazy? Those shameless people. They wear clothes 4 times TOO small, even the grandmothers don't dress their age. they lose their figure by the they're  17.
Only VERY few keep theb shape and those are the ones that were lucky enough not to get knocked up by 18./

stillwater:
Because they want to share the same similarities with Nigerian men. 

Lmao. abi

They complain that Nigerian girls try too much to be lkike "oyibo people". Now they are trying to be like Nigerian men and they are still whining

lucabrasi:
didnt know red hot chilli peppers dedicated a song to him,but i know there was a time paul macartney came to visit him in them days and one other memeber of the beatles(not sure if its ringo starr)actually said he listened to fela and gave him a big up, saw it on mtv like 2yrs

That's cool. Such events should be added to the movie really.  . Yea Flea (RHCP's bassist) is a huge Fela fan.

Because some people actually played and enjoy Fela in Europe and the Americas doesn't mean that his primary audience is not Nigeria. Fela's fans may be scattered around the world, but 90% of his fans are/were Nigerians whether you like it or not

Retarded Tarbaby, Care to show where anyone said Fela's primary fans arent Nigerian? No shit, Captain Obvious. Was Just showing your that your IDIOTIC comment stating  that only touts and agberos listen to him was completely wrong.

Just shut up. Seriously. Stick to rocking up Baltimore, slowpoke. 

PRYNXLEX:
so what if the guy doesnt use a perf e don over the guy now shei

would you date a girl with body odor?

sounds better.

I only cuss in Yoruba

why would you even date someone who cant soak garri? It says alot about a person ie they are used to having things done for them 24/7

If you're the mothering type that would be fine for some but for those who arent, I doubt they'd stay in such a ridiculous relationship

-dressing
-cheerful face
-manner of speaking

stillwater, what if he's angry

alagolo