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Niceeee, I loved Spendoe, but this is cooler, nice one Kylez.
Lalasticlala oya FP, food don done.
Password : snake, tonto dike, MMM

great songs, Them Know could be used as a fast and furious track... , why did you steal my name tho?

Kylez is inarguably one of the best at the Nairaland music scene. The SPENDOE crooner whose new single produced by YBNL Pheelz, Honey is blazing released some new pictures. Follow him on Instagram @itsurmankylez

This has gone into my favourite playlist. You and Pheelz killed it.

Let me add Lalasticlala favourite

I love this, Lalasticlala , food don land...

I feint my body movement to the left then go right, I was clear I shoot, but the keeper gets his hands on it.
The crowd shout in disappointment as I stamp my feet. I was determined to make my mark.I ran down the left wing and crossed, schlupp gets it but it hits the bar and vardy nets the rebound home.
We are 2-1 down, kick off , I run toward the opposition, Danny drinkwater finds me with a lobbed through ball, I jump and control the ball once and let it fly, GOALLLL!!! .2-2.
The referee blows the final whistle.

"Good job lad, but I think the best thing for you now is a loan spell to develop you."

"Alright boss" I replied.

"Good, Northampton made an offer to loan you, they are in the npower league 2" , hands me papers.

"They seem a good squad, I'll go" I signed it. A season long loan spell with Northampton.

I would give my all to the team soI can stake a place back ar Leicester, I would be back.

Here I was , in front of flashing cameras with Manager Ranieri.

"He's definitely one for the future" , Ranieri said.

I was given the jersey No. 21. Not one I would have liked but what can a man do. They after party went long into the night.
I was so tired when I got to my apartment, I was no longer living with the Alen's. Well here we go Danny I said as a heaved a sigh.
Just then I heard a beep on my computer, an email had just entered, "match against Roda JK tomorrow. Good luck lad."

Twaci

Good job bro ,signs of hard work.

Lalasticlala FP!!!

The person above me didn't even hear D song

OP, I've not yet downloaded but let me help you
MODIFIED: great job OP, nice party jam. ..


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Airforce1

Lalasticlala

SMALLPENIS:
You can find Trolls on every online networking site.
Trolls are usually very funny characters who make off-topic posts or topics which are often hilarious!
These trolls usually turn to celebrities and could even have their own fan base and get numerous awards (Bans) . So here is a list of the most Hilarious nairaland trolls past,present and new.

MrCork : Legend has it that he started the trolling buisness. Well,he has amassed so much wealth and awards from it. He has currently run away from posting off-topics since he found his heart desire, Light-Skinned girls.

MrOlodo : He is one hell of a funny guy! A very matured man who still engages in trolling,his trademark is posting hilarious pictures of himself where ever he visits. He has since run away from Nairaland since January,after complaining of too much bans. We will all miss him

AndyBlaze : I call him the unstoppable due to his numerous accounts,you will always find him at romance section
you cant go through his threads without laughing. Some members still fall for his antics by giving him reasonable advice
his age-long dream is to make frontpage,and he finally did it,his new track 'Adam' has been making airwaves in his house
he hasnt been seen on the trolling scene for some time now,perhaps he has been given an award (ban).
His trademark; #BITG

SpaceGoat :
he is one funny character,he always finds a way of sending across reasonable messages with comic relief. Everyone knows this guy,cause he is like MTN,everywhere you go. I suspect he may be MrCork or AndyBlaze alter ego.

190 : he is one nairaland clown who has been reigning since the days of Joshua. He always gets a way to crack you up with his posts,if he see's this,I may get insalts from him .
Some say he is MrCork ,well only time will tell.

190theclown : this is one funny character,am definitely sure he is 190. He has been making the nairaland faithful laugh since 1800BC.

BoiledCorn : I remember the first time I clicked his profile, it was at midnight, I started laughing uncontrollably and was taken to YabaL...
everyone in Romance section knows him,you will aready start laughing before clicking his topic. His use of English,just like AndyBlaze is 'OuttaThisWorld'

Airforce1 : he has pitched his tent at celebrity section,he always has outrageous and funny news to tell you,even about himself. Those at celebrity section call him their King of Trolls.

MissYuzedo : she/he is one funny person every nairalander must know, I call her the MTN of nairaland females.she and marieolae are on every single thread Some say 'She is a Man' ,though I believe she is female.
Her posts always,most of the time have comic relief.

5points : He has become a ninja from trolling,but if you are lucky you might catch him in politics section with some humorous posts.

Krall : my man Krall ,he has taken trolling to another level,by speaking impeccable english in his threads and adding secular internet pictures to add a believable taste. Most people always fall for his tricks, but when you look at his threads,you cant help but laugh. He is one of the most creative trolls on nairaland.
His Goal: To make FrontPage

Banega : He is growing to become a prospective troll
His threads usually have comic relief and you cant tell if he is trolling or not

And Now,Someone that has changed history, A great one in our midst who has gone from SuperTroll to SuperMod ,he is an Ex-troll,but I wont call his name, those who have been around for a long time will know who am talking about.
So the repentant trolls,always look up to the Former President of Thread Derailers Association ,and believe that you too can be a Mod someday . In his words on the day he became a Mod; "I had no shoes (MB), I trekked 2kilometers everyday to troll,but now,I am a changed man "

Who remembers these guys

Hello gamers , am back. This time we won't be following PES: Become A Legend, I've decided to do something different and instead of FIFA or PES , we'll go with Football Manager.I'm going to be doing what most FM fans are scared of;

Managing an EXTREMELY low division club, so I'll be starting my career as a Manager with ABSOLUTELY no experience whatsoever in management, he'll be more of a tracksuit manager and a former Sunday league player. (For those familiar with FM15.), we'll build his career and see where it goes.

It'll be hard, but it's a good challenge, so stay tuned and Subscribe, I mean 'Follow' , cause you'll definitely enjoy this.
Leggo!

I'll be back to modify this post for my squad if I'm made NIGERIA's coach

LadyF ....

But what he's saying is true Sha...

Roland17:
@op

Ooo boy eee, see as you don fool almost everybody for here, make una no mind am oooo..

He definitely visited the Wisconsin Dells in the state of Wisconsin, a huge tourist attraction in the Midwest, a city filled with resorts, the name of the attraction pictured is the "haunted house", it's close to the famous Mount Olympus water parks.


Sorry I blew up your game.. I can imagine some folks have already started praying thinking rapture has started..

You and cococandy wan spoil my show abi

You go do that thing 10,000 times to get 10% battery.

Hello nairalanders, some of the old members know me, but I haven't been on Nairaland for some time.

I'm by name David Alenoghena ,and my mom has been battling partial stroke for a while, and had a mild attack in the early hours of this morning at about 3am. I rushed her to the hospital and on my way home, I was feeling dizzy but I felt I would make it home. Suddenly I saw a white light flashing bright, before I could hit the brakes I drove into it, I thought it was a truck and when I saw white light all around me, if actually thought I was dead.

But soon I was in control of my car again and I know most of you won't believe me, I was right in the premises of the white house, but there was chaos everywhere, the white house was completely UPSIDE DOWN! A car was against the wall and had the logo of the US president on it, I guess it's the President's car. I thought it was all a dream ,but it was real, i decided not to come out of my car, I was able to drive around and take some pics though. Sorry for the quality its my 5mp phone and I took the pics through the wind shield. I came back through the Same light and I'm thinking that's 10-20 years into the future.

You can see the lighting I drove through in one of the pics. I am afraid of releasing and saying too much for fear of my safety. Please can any one explain or be of help!

This has 'smallpenis' written all over it

Nicceee. anticipating Airforce1 such a diva eehh

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See as people dey look me for church for laughing out loud nice write-up OP ;

Nice. Good to give recognition to our own.

Lalasticlala , Seun , Ishilove .this is FP worthy.

I vote Twaci

CC NLjega

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