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Wrong Solution . It will only aggravate issues and escalate the violence. YARADUA look before you leap!!!!

I am set for the top.

Einstein was glad for the ride. He had been waitng for hours under the scorching sun, hoping for a free ride to where he was headed but noone seemed to have bothered until these sleek Mercedez pulled over.,,
Hmmm, he wore dark sunglasses & beneath it he surveyed the beauty who was driving. she couldnt be up to 30 years of age, pretty, he could make out the bra outline below the white blouse she was wearing. His eyes wondered down to the well tanned thighs. He felt emotions stirring,

For Christ sake, what was he doing thinking all these of a woman who was obviously married and was helping him out?/.

She smiled in satisfaction as she watched him writhing in pleasure.

Einstein felt as though he could burst.

PLEASEEEEEEEEE STOP!!. he screamed.

Alright, ladies she raised her hand. I think he has had enough for now.

Now , to business, As you know, we the female folks have been in charge on earth since men left to Mars but our species are depleting rapidly. very soon, there would not be any females left on earth and that would be a disaster.
Now, i want you to be our emissary to Mars and convince the men to come back to earth.

Einstein replied, ' I will gladly oblige your request" but first i wqould like to rest here for a while before i embark on these journey.

No problem. I guess i have not told you my name. My name is Sheila and this is my assistant Medina. An Ebony pretty lady stepped forward and bowed. Einstein stared at those lovely eyes and she smiled back.

Sheila was enraged but she tried to control it.

Alright, now, Sheila said. You will be escorted to my chambers for the night.

Einstein wondered if he could cope with two jealous ladies,

Restored hopes, a dream comes true.

HMMMMMMMMMM, This is going to be INTERESTING, Einstein mused. Me and all these beauties all for me,

Well, he couldnt enjoy all this alone. He remembered in horror the last few seconds where he saw those 3 rocket bombs coming towards him. he had just a split second to activate his Time travel capsule that broght him to 2029.

He wondered why they wanted him dead by all means. Intelligence reports had come to him that A man they call SMILE4KENN was behind all these assasination attempts. He just hoped he had died with the old world or else he was in trouble.

Now back to bussiness, hoe would he tame all these women. He could only imagine what made men run to Mars. Women and their troubles, their naggings, insatiable wants could make a man run mad. But how would life be without them around?? They add a sweetness that is indescribable, Hmmm, he felt some emotions stirring up in him already.

AS he sat thinking, Heard the whirring of a small plane overhead him. It shone its bright lights down at him


" Identify yourself,' A sopranic voice came out of the cockpit.

I am Einstein, Your Saviour. I am here to bring man back to earth.


After some silent 5 minutes, the plane gently landed and OH MY GOSH, the door opened and ,

party time is so much fun.

the Notorious Terrorist Ogama din baden, wanted for bombings in the United states. The were recent threats that the white house was the next target.

The mission.
Infiltrate the enemy stronghold. destroy their weapons and eliminate Ogama.

Einstein smiled, This definitely was going to be interesting. But he knew that it wasnt going to be easy. He had to plan meticolously in other not to fail. But unknown to him, Ogama already had his sights on him and was planning to kill him.

One Hot afternoon, Einstein went to a weapon store to purchase what he needed for the mission. As he walked towards the font door, a bullet passed his ear and hit a nearby passerby. He did a double somersault and hid behind a Truck parked on the sidewalk.

Oh my God!!! Einstien exclaimed, they have got me.

Series of machine gun bullets richoted over him. He knew he had to do something fast,

was on

here is the true story of my life.

NO WAY!!!!!! Einstein cant be dead!!!! The Head scientist exclaimed. He summoned the nurse to his office.

What on earth were you doing playing with an acid gun? He asked.

So, so , sorry sir, I did not, not, know, , the nurse stammered.

Sharrrrrrrrrapp!! The scientist shouted. Now get out of my office.

While brooding all alone in his office, he thought strongly of what could be done. After some hours. He screamed YES!!!! i know what to do.

The next day , he placed a call to the Geriogian Neurological institutue.

By the next couple of weeks, plans were made to transplant the brain of Einstein to another living donor.

The operation was top secret as only a few individuals were aware of the project. After, a painstaking process involving series of experiments, the new Einstein opened his eyes and he was transported to a secret location for further study.


Unknown to the Scientists, the nurse who spilled acid on the first Einstein was a Secret spy of the KGB of Russia. The Russians did not want America to have such a formidable person as it could pose a threat to them.


So one faithful day as plans were being made to transport Einstein to the safe house,

I am feeling hot,


What does the future hold for nigeria,

It is not what we eat but what we digest that makes us strong; not what we gain but what we save that makes us rich; not what we read but what we remember that makes us learned; and not what we profess but what we practice that gives us integrity…

sweetypie

Quite a while,

When last did you sing a song?/

Disabilities should not be an excuse to be lazy.

O MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!! He screamed in his heart. Who is this quintessential beauty? There was no way he would allow this beauty slip from him. he therfore subtely asked dr. brown during one of thier training sessions.

Sir, There is this fair complexioned nurse i bumped into yesterday, i would like to know what shift she is on.

What for? Dr. Brown asked.

Well, She had some difficulty in attending to the new patient , she requested that i help her the next time.

Alright, she will be on the night shift tommorrow.

Thank you sir,

Dr. Brown smiled.

The next day,

last year,

When last did you pray??/

The baby was named Einstein by the Head Scientist and the name stuck. Einstein was assigned to the Dr.Brown who was to ensure that he was to use his abilities properly. Einstien grew fast and learned quickly. He could solve complex mathematical problems in minutes but other scientists were not happy with the attention he was getting.

One fateful day , just before his Eighteeth birthday,

came to

i presently on it now, { previous ones were just conversations} will give you plenty gist soon.

he saw a group of fierce looking men all wearing black walking towards him. He wanted to run the opposite direction but he stood transfixed to the ground in fear,

epicolicios

businessman

i like the way you like the likes that i like

Just now.

Buy a gift for your loved one??

Sometimes, our existence gives hope to a person,
Our smile maybe a pearl for someone,
Our presence maybe the desire of the one who loves us dearly,
So, value yourself,
You are unique and important,
You exist for a reason,
Thank GOD for your life,

he had a small brain.
The surgeon reassured the parents. Dont woory, he said. He will grow normally but he might not be too intelligent.

the mother sighed. " Ewuuuu!!! my child will be a dunce"

The husband replied, 'Dont talk that way' dont you believe in miracles. He will make a way for us my love,


After two days , the child was discharged. All went well , the child fed well, but parents noticed he could not crawl even at 6months, and by the time he was one year,

at work.


have you had a medical check up recently, ?

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