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.I think i am getting pissed of with all these hullaballo about T.B joshua and our football. If we win , Its T.B, if we lose,its TB, if we score goals, theres a T.B connection, Players , T.B
Haba!!!!. Very soon, we wilol hear that Chukwudi or Stanley are choristers in his church. lol

romsky:
na wa 4 dis kain Einstein tori wey no gree end

edoyad:
@ harry and co. , i'm Suffering from severe writers bloc. Just don't know what to say. Give me week .

Ok guys. I think we have done well so far. This script im sure will make a blockbuster movie or book someday . i can already see the premier THE CHRONICLES OF EINSTEIN.

lets go for a break and come back with the concluding series,

, This is preposterous , absolutely incredible. What is a 112 old man doing with a !7 year old girl. I bet a 1000 dollars that he would have a heart attack on his first night on bed.,if he survives.

, Mellisa , Osama and Einstein quickly ran to their waiting bus and zoomed off to their safe house.
As they arrived, Ekkert met them at the entrance.

Welldone, guys. You did very well in rescuing him. He will be a very valuable asset in your mission.

Einstein cut in, ' do you know that he is the most wanted man on planet earth.' What do you think The U.s preisdent will do if he finds us harbouring him.

Dont worry, Ekkert reassured, No one will find out as this is top secret. now go to rooms and rest for tommorrow we set out to Mount Trebor. its going to be a long journey so be prepared.

Osama bin Laden smiled at Ekkert and said 'Thanks"


Meanwhile at the extra terrestial lab, the alien scientists waited patiently for Kunle and ralph to wake up. It had been two hours since they were injected. Soon, Kunle opened his eyes and sat up on the bed looking dazed.
What happened to me? he asked. One of the Alien scientist walked up to him and helped him down the bed.

You now have super Human abilities but we need to take you to our testing lab to verify whiuch powers you have.

At that same time, Ralph also woke up and looked towards Kunle. What has happened to us? i dont feel any different . the alien scientist smiled, you will soon find out. You both should come to our testing lab for trials.

Kunle and Ralph folwed them into a large room filled with various objects,

The Alien in Charge welcomed them and said, Now Kunle you are the first. You see that Big Iron object, i want you to lift it up with your bare hands,

Kunle was baffled , E me ro ijofun alero,

, i am very sorry for the mixup, he apologised. The other scientist then tried to round up Mini Kunle and Ralph as they scampered around the lab. Finally, they were able to catch them and placed on the bed with Mini Ralph still stuggling while Mini Kunle cooperated fully with smiles on his face.

Zactof then proceeded to inject them with the right vial,

Seconds ticked by as the alien scientists watched with anticipation,
Suddenly Mini Kunle began to convulse violently as he began to grow back to normal size. He trashed from side to side , veins on his neck bulged and his muscles twithched. He broke off the restraints and the slim looking Kunle Ogunjobi right before their eyes started building muscles, his eyes flashed red.

Ralph on the other bed was also convulsing though less violently with series of animal like noises coming from his mouth, Then as suddenly as it started they both stopped convulsing and remained still.

Zactof walked to them and checked their vitel signs, pulse, heart rate and nodded to ther leader. They are in perfect condition. we will allow them rest for a while, when they wake up, we will intimate them of the powers they have acquired. we are set for the mission.


Meanwhile back to Einstein and Mellisa who were being trained by Ekkert. They had gone thru days of training and rigorous exercises in preparation for the mission.

One early morning, Ekkert announced to them that there were going on a rehearsal mission. They were to break into a Maximum security prison in KIrikiri and relaese a hardened criminal who was being held there.

Einstein and mellisa were shocked.
How on earth are we going to do that, einstein asked.
Thats for you and mellisa to find out. You both have gotten all the training you need. you have 2days to do it. the criminal will be a lot of help in your mission. goodluck.

After careful planning, the mission was planned for the next night. On the D day they approached the gate of the prison,

, Kunle and Ralph looked at the creature perplexed , short of words.
The creature continued. We cannot stop them ourselves , we ae therefore going to use you to get the stone.

Kunle then spoke, You mean you came all the way from ouert space, travelled millions of miles and kidnapped us just to help you get a stone. Ebami O!!
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How on earth are we going to get this stone and from whom are we stealing it from. Ralph asked. Lets just get this over with. i want to get back to my wife.
The creature smiled. Dont be in a hurry, you need to undergo special training. The forces are formidable. Now will you follow me to our training lab.

Kunle and Ralph stood up and follwed the creature. Oh my gosh, Kunle exclaimed this space ship is really big, Ralph kept mute. All he was thinking of was his beloved wife caro.
They got to a large room filled with various Alien like scientists with white coats holding nenacing looking syringes.

The creature gestured to them to lie on two beds on the corner of the hall.
It will be fast and painless. You will each be injected with a substance that will give you superhuman powers.

Kunle beamed with smiles. Does that mean i will be a Superman?. he thought of his childhood fantasies. it was coming through. he could imagine himself flying all over Lagos. no more traffic jams . He enthusiastically laid down on the bed.
Ralph wasnt too sure what to do. It might be dangerous but he had no choice. so he reluctantly laid down too.

The Head scientist walked to Kunles bedside and injected him,

, I was sent to lead you to the fortress at Mount trebor. You both wasted time in coming and as a result, our enemies have gotten wind of the mission and are plotting to steal the Stone from you. We have to be alert and prepared. Now before we set on our journey , you will need to be trained in martial arts, karate, Shooting and other forms of combat. We will begin tommorrow,

Meanwhile, in the Barbeach at lekki, Holiday loving people were having fun. some playing games , some riding horses, some singing aloud playing with the waves. Kunle and his girlfriend Trish were playing " catch me " running and laughing aloud. After, hours of playing. they sat down on a Picnic mat and began to chat while eating,

In another , part of the beach, Ralph and his wife Caro were on honeymoon and were also having a nice time together. They talked long of their future together, planned on how many kids they were going to have e. t. c .

Unknown to these two couples, thier lives were about to be changed forever.

Everything seemed calm on the beach, but just before it clocked 6pm, there came a loud noise from the sky and to the amazement of the picnikers, a space ship appeared from nowhere and began whirling round the beach.
People beagan running helter skelter. Among them were, Kunle and trish, and Ralph and caro.

A bright light came out of the ship and shone on Kunle as he ran, Suddenly, he disappeared. Trish screamed.
Ralph also as he ran towards his car, the light focused on him and he also disappeared. caro shouted. Where is my husband O!!!!

As suddenly as it came , the ship rose high and zoomed away.

Kunle and Ralph woke up in a dazed state inside the ship. they looked around.
Where are we, Kunle asked.
I really dont know, Ralph replied.
Out of nowhere, a Horrible looking creature walked to towards them.
Oh my god, Kunle scraenmed, we have been abducted by aliens.

The creature spoke. Dont be afraid Earthlings. We brought you here for a special purpose. we need you to help us get a special stone from earth.

, They journeyed for about 35minutes with Julio and the driver bantering away on every conceivable topic under the sun. From politics , religion , women etc

Einstein nudged Mellisa at the back. Is it how Nigerians talk ?
Mellisa smiled, hmmmm, You have not seen anything yet. Nigerians are very interesting people and also very sly and dangerous. One needs to be careful when you are with them.

The driver interjected into their conversation. No be so!!! We no all be like that O! Na our ibo brothers dey spoil our name for abroad. Una go enjoy Naija very well.

Mellisa nodded as she could only understand half of what he said. What kind of Language is this, she thought. They have really bastardize oue English.

Suddenly, they heard a gunshot rang out. The rear tyre of their vehicle burst and the car skidded of the road and began somersaulting,

, Mellisa smiled at Einstein. Well, can we get down now. We have to look for where we will stay for the night. Tommorrow, we start our search for Mount Trebor.
They both alighted the plane, located thier luggages and walked to the park area where some taxis where waitng to carry passengers to their destination.

They looked around and finally located a tall guy with a moustache waitng patiently by his taxi.
Hello, Mellisa spoke. Could you please take us to a good hotel for lodging.
The man smiled sheepishly. Me no know everywhere for this lagos. i go carry una go the best hoetl. But e go cost you pepper O!

Mellisa looked surprised. first , she could barely understand what he was speaking. now, he says i would have to pay wih PEPPER, a cooking ingredient. Where would she get that now.

Madam, oya make una enter, no time., the man gibbered on.

They carfully put thier luggage in the booth of the car and entered the backseat.

After about 30minutes of driving, they saw a roadblock ahead being manned by some policeOfficers. The car slowed to a halt.

The driver wound down. Oga O.C, the man gretted. How work today?
The policeofficer didnt answer.
Emmm, i just dey start work. i no get anything now.
The policeman still kept mute. After about a minute, he said. bring out your papers.
the driver opened his glove compartment and brought out the documents and gave it to him. He skimmed through and sternly told the driver . Get down from the car.

Melliasa and Einstein watched the drama from the back seat,

, Alright everyone, Mellisa spoke. Enough of the fun. Now, Einstein screw the C.T back to where it was and dress up. We are leaving to find the fortress where the pendant will be placed. we have wasted enough time already.
Einstein wiped his tears and gently screwed the C.T into place and pulled up his trouser with clark and the nurse trying very hard not to laugh out loud.

Alright everyone, we are on our way . You two stay out off trouble and nurse try not to seduce any of your patients again. You never know what will happen.

Mellisa held Einsteins hand and they walked through the busy corridor of the hospital. the workers looking at them strangely and comically. Einstein bowed his head trying to avoid their eyes. What kind of humiliation is this. he thought.

As they got outside. Mellisa stopped a taxi and said to the driver, Airport please.
Einstein asked, What are we going to mthe airport for. i thought you said we were going to look for the fortress.
Yes, mellisa replied. The fortress at Mount Trebor is located in Africa, Nigeria to be precise.

Oh my God, einstein exclaimed. Dont tell me we are going to that country. i have had nightmares since i left there.

Dont worry, you will be fine this time.

They reached the airport bought their ticket and waited for their plane. Soon, a voice called out for passengers going to Nigeria;

They entered the plane and found seats close to the cockpit soon the plane taxied on the runway and took off.

puskin:
MEND should please hasten up their bombings.
FG, watch-out. They are coming 4U all.

Point of correction. The Govt will not suffer only innocent Nigerians who will either loss their lives or means of livelihood.
Be careful what you wish for,

HQ:
says to him, Follow Me, and he turned round to see who it was but saw no one so he continued walking. . .

HQ, only one insignificant line. Haba!!!


, He got to the park at the center of town and sat on a bench. he wondered why he was going through such painful experiences with ladies. first, Kate, then Mellisa and now Rose. And now there was the mission still hanging on his head. How would he be able to locate the Fortress without Mellisas help. He was not looking forward to meeting her cos he was sure she would be livid with anger that he eloped with the nurse despite her warning.

Good day, Do you have a spare change with you, a young lady walked up to him

Einstein jolted out of his brooding to who was speaking to him. It was no other person than the Nurse Rose.

How did you find me, Einstein asked.

I knew you would come here to think. I am sorry the way i treated you back then. i realize that i love you and it is not based on whether we have any sexual relation or not. Please forgive me.

Einstein replied, Alright, i dont blame you at all. Its all my fault. i have gone thru a lot and i gues im just stressed out.

Suddenly, the clouds beagn to darken and heavy winds began to blow.

We need to leave now. I think its about to rain very heavily. Einstein took Roses hand and they scampered away to a nearby shelter.

Meanwhile, Mellisa was at Dr. Clarks office.

Doctor, Where is the Person i brought here yesterday.??

I cant say. He was ther the last time i checked on him. Dr. Clark replied.

WHAT!!!!! is that what you are telling me. Now i give you 20mins to produce him unless, Mellisa began to transform right before his eyes,

Dr. Clark began to sweat profusely,

mykali u sef,

, Mellisa rushed to the nurse and gave the nurse a hot slap. KPOSSA!!!!! what the hell do you think you are doing? Is this waht you were taught in nursing school to sexually molest your patients.
The nurse was at the verge of tears. I, am , sorry> I ddint know what came over me.

Mellissa screamed, Shut up!!!! Now get out of my sight.

Einstein lay back on the bed.

So you have not learnt your lesson yet, Mellisa continued. You want to sleep with anything in skirts.
Einstein replied, I am sorry but i have needs as a man and it needs to be satisfied.

Needs!!!, Mellisa sneered. You have a mission to fulfil and that is the only need you will satisfy whether you like it or not.
Einstein kept mum.

Later that evening, Dr. Clark sat in his office and wondered that fate had broght his rival under his hand. He remembered the humiliation he felt when Kate went off with him and he almost lost his life in the process. But who that lady with him? He had probably dumped Kate after everything. He had to eliminate him once and for all. A lethal injection will do it. He would send for His nurse and instuct her on what to do.

Some minutes later, Nurse Rose held the injection in her hand. She had fallen in love with Einstein and despite what Mellisa said to her she didnt care. She had to warn him and help him escape from the hospital.

So later that night, she walked to Einsteins room,

, Kryptonian with special powers. Her eyes were blazing with fire, her hair glowing white, almost blinding. She was all decked in Black leather.

Where do you think you are going., Mellisa Thundered.

Einstein was still writhing on the ground in pain. He couldnt fathom how Mellisa could trasform in a split second.

You think you can abandon the mission just becos one spacecraft carrying a nobody wants to take you home. Why dont you ever listen?

The voice from the craft spoke agin, Mellisa you let him go. You cantstop a man from discovering his roots and,

SHarrrrrrrap. Mellisa interuppted. Now, i give you 10 seconds to disappear from here. If not, i am going to incinerate your aircraft.
The space craft gradually lifted from the ground and flew away.

Einstein stared at Mellisa and right beforte his eyes she transformed back to the pretty blonde lady he first knew.

Sorry darling. Mellissa apologised. I had to do that to stop you. I am really very sorry. Let me take you to a hospital to treat your wounds.

Einstein kept mum while Mellisa helped him up. They walked some dicstance and caught a taxi to the nearest hospital.

At the emegency room , a Young doctor came to them.

Hello, I am Dr Clark. It nice to meet you again. Einstein was shocked . Oh my God not Clark. Kate"s friend who was choking at the restauraut.
Please treat my friend, he had some burns on his back. Mellisa explained.
Nurse, put him in room 322 and expose him. Give him an inramuscular injection of Pentazocine and tetanus toxoid, Dr. Clark ordered.

Minutes later , As Einstein was in the room , a pretty nurse walked in.

Can you turn over sir. i want to give you an injection.

Einstein pulled down his trousers

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, He was in a dilemma. He didnt know whether to risk going in and saving Mellisa or just go his way.
He heard screams inside. What were they doing? He thought.
Suddenly, a Red Lexus SUV screched to where he was. Einstein looked.

It was KATE!!!!

Hop in. she said. You dont have much time.

Einstein was confused. He didnt want to abandon Mellisa. Suddenly , he heard footsteps in his direction and he quickly jumped into the car and Kate zoomed away,


Minutes later, they were in a new neighbourhood.

Thanks for saving me.
Kate kept mute.
Did you hear me? Einstein asked.
Why did you steal my pendant and run away when i needed you most. Why, Why Why,. She was at the verge of tears.
Einstein was sober. I am very sorry. I can explain.
Explain what?? You are just like them. Greedy and selfish. To think i thought you were different. Just go away. I dont want to see you again.
Please hear me out. Einstein begged. I truly liked you sincerely but , but i had a mission to fulfill.

Kate wasnt even listening. she came out of the car and walked to the door of her house

, will you shut up and listen. Exvot thundered. You have one last chance to fulfill the mission. But first find Mellisa and both of you should take the stone to the fortress at Mount Trebor. There you will drop the stone. I must warn you not to allow Mellisas charms distract you from fulfilling this mission.
Ok, Einstein answered, i will do my best,

Suddenly , Einstein woke up. He had just be asleep for 10mins. Now, i have to find Mellisa. He ran for about 30mins and came to a Busstop, he looked around to make sure he was not being followed and dashed into a grocery store in other to buy some thing to eat. As he went round the shelves trying to decide what to buy, he overhead an arguement going on between a customer and the storekeeper. he looked closer and in shock , he found out thati t was MELLISA!!!.

Mellisa, Einstein shouted.
Mellisa turned his way, Oh my gosh!! Is that my honey? Where have you been? I have missed you.

I too, Einstein replied. We have to complete our mission. Its my last chance.

As they were talking,

Then he had a dream,

He saw himself in a Large Fortress gaggede and blindfolded. he was herded along by Two strange looking People. They were moving through what seemed a long, damp underground passageway: the way air stank of fungus, and he could feel the chill humidity soaking into his clothes. There was something unreal about the whole situation.
Then they came to a large hall, And a figure was afar oof sitting on a Throne.

The figure rose up to his feet. He was tall and huge, really fierce looking. He didnt look pleased.
Einstein!!! You have failed your mission. Instead of Safeguarding the stone, you are frolicking with different women.
You will be punished.
Einstein Pleaded, please give me one more chance,

a breeze shifted the curtains of the window. The room seemed to grow dimmer. He felt himself go rigid with fear and anticipation. he waited almost afraid to breathe. he felt a strange sense of apprehension, a physical dread.

A dark shadow approached him from a distance, a vague outline, a lumbering, slow-moving shape,

Then,

famous4u:
Thanks for your analysis. 24 is made up of matured minds for the matured minds too.
its the combination of unpredicted 24hours action.
but I pray this fictions shouldn't materialized in American.

Guys 24 is the best that I recommend for ever one to watch
I'm waiting for season 8

kudos to Kiefer Sutherland. 24 is the only movie you can watch over and over without being bored. I can't wait for season 8 to jump off!!

YES YES YES!!!!!

, Suddenly, he found himself on bed with a lady sleeping peacefully beside him. Oh my Gosh, Einstein exclaimed, that was close. Why did i ever wish to be a president in the first place?? But who was this damsel he was in bed with?
He lifted up the bed covers and there beside him was a blonde lady with a tatoo on her forehead. She turned and lazily opened her eyes.

Honey are you awake. She asked.
Einstein was stunned, Emmmm, Yes I am. But i dont know who you are.
Well, I am Mellisa, the priestess from planet Krypton. i was sent to assist you take the stone safely to its destination. There are a lot of enemies who would kill to get their hands on it.

Einstein was still not convinced, then she kissed him.

Einstein smiled. the taste of her mouth was sweet peppermint. She was sneaky fast. Her skin was soft and smooth to touch. Her hair glistened and bounced lightly on her shoulders. I couldnt deny that i was attracted. We hugged. i let my fingers trail gently down her back and she sighed softly. i moved my thumb in the tiniest circles all over her back. I gently kneaded her skin and could feel her breathing pick up tempo. My heart was racing too,

Then a thunderous knock pounded on the door.

Oh no. Einstein lamented. Not at this cruciual time. Are you expecting anyone? He asked. No, Mellisa replied.

Reluctantly, Einstein dressed up and walked to the door and as he opened it,

HMMMMM, All these profession of LOVE for Genie. Well, everyone wants to identify with a success. Kudos to her.

We are now officially Chickens. I move for a rebranding of our name. There is nothing Flying or Super anymore.

My Baby will definitely be my wife and of course i will say Thank you God and hug her before taking her out to celebrate.

Years ago Sat down and wrote close to a 50 love letters which never got to her as they are all at the bottom of my box.

, i believe in the Ability of the American people to withstand all forms of terrorist attacks. My admininstration will not leave any stone unturned in finding those responsible for the bombings. This speech received huge applause from all those in the hall of the North tower, one of the twin towers where he was making the speech. Einstien smiled , he was the President of the Most powerful nation on earth. What more could he ask for?

Suddenly, there was a loud crashiung sound coming from the South Tower.
Two FBI agents rushed in, Mr President an airplane has just hit the South Tower. We believe This tower will be next. We need to evacuate immediately.

All around there was chaos as people ran helter skelter screaming. The Hall was at the 88th floor and evryone tried to scramble down thew stairs as the eevators were jammed.

Einstein was petrified. Oh NO!!! Why today of all days. The agents tried their best to take him down but the people were more concerned about thier own lives.

Einstein thought. what could he do ?? He touched his pocket and felt the stone, one wish gone already what next would he wish for??

the hangar where a Boeing 747 was being serviced for a flight that day. Einstein knew he had to do somethuing fast if not he would be caught and imprisoned for life. He looked into his pocket to make sure the pendant was still there.
He noticed that the pendant was glowing red. This was unusual, he thought . At the time he snatched the pendant from Kates neck, he could swear it was green.

At that moment,6 SWAT soldiers blazed into the hangar with theier rifles at arms level ready to shoot. Einstein quickly entered into the nearbyrestroom and locked the door. it was only a matter of time before they found him. For the first time in his life, he felt helpless. He broght out the stone from his pocket. What worthless stone has put me in this misery. TEars ran down his cheek and dropped on the stone. Then, he gently rubbed the surface with his palm. Suddenly, a sound, WOOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH came out of the stone and everywhere was filled with smoke. Einstein backed away frightened. The smoke suddenly began to take shape and right before him stood a , Einstein cleaned his eyes.

The figure spoke. spoke. I AM THE GENIE OF THE STONE IMPRISONED BY MY WICKED MASTER 1000 YEARS AGO. YOU HAVE FREED ME SO I WILL GRANT YOU THREE WISHES.

Einstein smiled and said,

nas 00:
Of course, it's true that women flock around docs (and flirt), both korrect 'n wowor chics.
D more u try to avoid them, the more they come, ranging from nurses (who form beef) to patient relatives, to undergraduates, bankers, sisters in church, family friends etc
Dem go find scope take collect your number. Dem go flash so tey. Dem go dey send text, accusing u of 'not sending' them, dem go dey make lame excuses just to see u, dem go dey over-makeup so u'll notice them sha. In short, I bow 4 woman o!

However, rather than yab these ladies, i feel sorry for them because one cannot really blame them 4 being ambitious (it's not a crime to want to date a doc. Infact, it's not a crime for any man/ woman to date d opposite sex, except married). Docs just have to deal with this by being more careful with women and being open enough to say NO to their antics. Unfortunately, when you do this, they say u're being proud. What has 2 b done has 2 b done, though.


I strongly believe it's 1 man 4 1 wife 4 life, and so be it!

True Talk.

Akpangbon:
Jon did not deserve to WIN, at all. His singles will not sell compared to that of Tarila. Tarila should have won, followed by Tamara, but for Jon, no way. When he was declared winner, i instantly switched the channel, why, he did not deserve to win.

Looks and Talents - which one do people prefer? Looks, i cant see what looks he has, talent, he isint the best.

I am sure with good tutorship, Tarila and Tamara will go better places.

Well, i think its not fair to say he did not deserve it. All three deserved to have won as they worked hard to get to the final but the final winner had to be chosen by voting. i guess he was just lucky. I wish everyone of them success as they enter the Nigerian music scene. Only time will tell who will make it big.