burnt

, Clark's lips had turned bluish and he was drooling. Then he lost control of his bladder and peed on the floor.
The whole restaraut was in confusion. the manager quickly called 911. some minutes later an ambulance arrived . Two EMT attendants hurried down and checked his vital signs and thaen put him on a stretcher while intubating him.

Meanwhile, amidst the confusion, Einstein looked at Kate intently. he still hadnt figured out how he was going to take the pendant containing the stone from her. She hung the pendant on her necklace and it shimmered brightly. He had just about 24hours left to complete the mision.

Penny for your thoghts, Kate cut in.

well, i was thinkingthat its time we check into a hotel for the night. this place is a mess.
She turned and looked at me. her eyes were a little nervous and unsure. Alright. lets go.

But just as they were about exitng the restaurant,

, How much does it cost?
Sir, It cost about 1000dollars.
What!! Thats a lot. Einstein exclaimed. Well. i guess i have no choice.
Einstein paid and went into the dressing room to change. He looked at the mirror and smiled. Kate was going to like this.

8:00pm.

Einstein knocked at her door. I am coming. Kate answered. She opened the door and for a second, she was shocked.
What the hell are you wearing?? Its a special dress for a special occasion. kate laughed, Oh i see. alright lets go. she wore a light leather jacket over a white silk blouse. She looked stunning.

Einstein took her arm and led her to the door of his convertible.

Meanwhile, Clark watched from a distance. So That clown still managed to go on this date with my friend. theres something sinister about him. I have to protect her. Using, his super speed abilty, he arrived at the restaurant ahead of them and sat on a table on the far end awaiting them.

Soon, Einstein and kate arrived. Both looking like newly wedded couple. Jealous hatred filled Clarks heart. He felt like just killing him but he had to be cautious as he did not want Kate to know he had super human powers.

Einstein chose a table close to the bar. They ordered for a steak and wine. The music was at full blast and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves except Clark.

Heart, the organ that pumps blood.

, He was in love with her.

Kate smiled, Im not sure you are alright. you just meeting me for the first time and you say , you love me. By the way, i am in love with someonelse.

Einstein stared at her. Hope is not that slowpoke who just passed by. What is that is name? n Clark. Sounds like the sound of a duck.

Kate's eyes became red and before Einstein knew what was coming, a hot slap landed on his cheek.

How dare you speak of my friend that way!!!. You are nothing compared to him.

I am very sorry, Einstein apologised. i guess i got carried away. I dont intend to come between you and Clark but i want to sincerely be your friend. Can i at least take you out on a date toniught??

Kate looked at him for some seconds. Ok, but behave more responsible and no fast moves to get me to bed.

Einstein smiled. Alright its a date. i will pick you up by 8pm.

, At the grocery store, Clark heard everything with his super hearing ability and was instantly jealous.
How could Kate do this to him. He had to stop him.

Later that evening, 30 minutes to the time to pick up Kate, Clark

, One moment he was jumping out of his window, the next moment he found himself in a Huge enclave full of Gothic Figures. All around him were men in black attires motionles.

Where am I? Einstein asked.

You are in the Kora brotherhood, messengers of Olga. You were given a mission to retrieve a special stone but you deviated from it. We have been ordered to persuade you to go or else,

Or else what?

It will be too grievious to speak of it now. Right now, the lady is about to sell the pendant. get to her before its too late. you have 3days.
Using the C.T device, Einstein teleported himself to Smallville. and soon he was standing at the door of Kate, the Astronauts daughter. He wondered what he was going to say to her when she opens the door.
How would he convince her to give him the stone?

He knocked on the door, A sonorus voice answered, " Yes, i'm coming. hold on.'

And the door opened to reveal the most beautiful lady, he had ever seen. He stood with mouth agape.

Kate smiled, she knew she had this effect on men. She looked at him from head to toe. He was handsome but what did he want?

Einstein stammered, Emm, I am, Emmm, I was just, You know. Can i borrow your Pressing iron?

Kate laughed,

, a Special One and it could prove dangerous. There is a Special Stone which was misplaced from our planet and a space ship from earth picked it and brought it to earth specifically in Smallville, Kansas, USA. The stone is an important energy source and has special powers. Right now it is being worn as a pendant by the daughter of the astronaut who found it. You are take the next flight there and retrieve it within one week.

Alright. I will be on my way.

The next day, Einstein was on the next flight. He wasnt too used to being in airplanes. He had heard stories of near crashes and hijackings. He was deep in thought when suddenly the plane gave a series of jerks.

Oh my God. Einstein cried. Its happening.

A voice came over the intercom. Relax everybody, its just a minor weather problems. It will be calm soon. Meanwhile, all passengers should have their seatbelts on.

Einstein was petrified. Is the end? What of my mission. God, i pray i survive this,

Suddenly

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, he was at the Grand opening of the Obansanjo Cultural center in Abeokuta. He had not forgotten the mission he was sent to do. He could still hear the screams of those Nigerians in hell begging for justice.

He approached the door. A tall, huge agent and wearing dark shades with a semi automatic on his hand stopped him.

Where are you going mister? This event is strictly by invitation so where is your pass.
Einstein looked at him eyeball to eyeball. he thoght of using the C.T to pulverize him but he thought otherwise. He ddnt want to attract attention. What could he do?

Alright , i will go back. But lets shake hands as a sign of no illwill. As the agent stretched his hand, Einstein pulled him suddenly and give him a killing upper cut that dislocated his jaw. The agent lay on the ground lifeless.

He walked through into the hall and just then OBJ was about giving a speech.

Time seemed to stand still. OBJ knew his time was up. HE reached out under his flowing agbada and,

the little boy shook his head and asked ' what did you say your name was.?'

I am Einstein. Sorry for the mixup initially. My life in hell must have made me lose my identity temporarily.

But why did you say OBJ at first, the little girl asked.

Einstein smiled. I have a mission from the devil concerning him. MAny Nigerians are in hell and they say OBJ was the cause,
Well, i have to be on my way. theres work to be done.

Einstein travelled to Ogun state. But he decided to take a night bus. He arrived at about 9pm. At the park, he looked around and spotted one pretty lady struggling to carry some bags. He fell in love instantly. he walked towards her,

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If its implemented. We watch and see. YARADUA< do something about ASUU too.

, if you could sell this C. t to us. Our enemies have plotted to destroy the banks we laboured to build. We are scheduled to be in court soon and we want to teach that strong headed man a leson he will never forget.

Einstein smiled, How much are you willing to pay??/

We will give you 10million naira for it.

All right , its a deal. Just let me know who the person is and i will help you disintegrate him.

Ok. His name is Sanusi and he lives at @3 asoro street Garki.

The next day, Einstein monitoered his movements to and fro and planned to execute him on a weekend.

On the fateful day, Sanusi prepared to go for his weekend jogging but he did not feel alright. he felt as though something terrible was about to happen, then,

the sins of the father shall be visited on their children, but still its difficult for anyone to believe anything good can come out of the Abacha family,

Laughable In other words, Yaradua relinquish your presidency for Oshimhole. He is the MEssiah.

Our nation is in trouble. We need a divine intervention.

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Einstein was on the verge of tears as he walked slowly down the road. H ecould not beleive that he was still alive despite all attempts to kill him. There should be a purpose why he was created and born to this world. He continued with his brooding until the sunset.

He noticed that he was very hungry . He had not eaten allday. He looked and saw one Food Joint with people milling around. Hmmmm, The aroma of food swifted to his nostrils. He checked his pocket. O! my God, there was only 50 naira in there. There was nothong he could do but look for a way to get some money et least to eat. Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a young man carrying a Ghana must Go bag ahead of him. Hmmm, Im sure it contains lots pf money, He thought.

He steadily approached him from the back,

INCREDIBLE!!! What a mess. Banks collaborating with individuals to hoodwink us into buying shares.

Infact, my sympathies for those erring MDs have flown out of the window.  

Sanusi please expose them all.

He looked intently at the various categories of ladies coming out of the hall but he couldnt see Annabel, for that was the name of the presidents daughter. Not possible, in his dream the other day, he pictured her coming out at this very hour. HE COULDNT ALLOW HIS PLAN TO FAIL.

He went to the lecture theaters and searched but he still did not find her. As he was going towards the administration block, he heard the the sound of a scream inside. Students around began to run away in confusion. He thoght of running away but someone was crying for help inside the building.

He ventured in and lo and behold he saw Annabel with a sharp knife directed at the neck of the Vice Chancellor.

She shouted, Dont come any closer or i will kill him. This stupid man has been making passes at me and has threatened i wont graduate unless i give in.

Einstein said, take it easy young lady. Lets talk things out,

and at that very moment her eyes locked on his. Her gaze burned into his very soul. he felt as though hot rays of light proceeded from those eyeballs. He went weak at his knees.
OH MY GOD, he thought. I have been hypnotized. he tried lifting his hands but he just couldnt. He felt faint and was collapsing to the ground,

ago, ago, Haba epi, this one hard.

It belongs to me but people use it more than i do. What is it

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Yes, thats true but why will you want to take nigerians hostage. i can assure you that the president will not yeild to your demands. Nigerians are not worth anything.

Well, Einstien replied. I think you are right. I am going to change my plans. You will hear from me again soon.

The next day, Einstein thought hard on what he could do. he needed to get rich quickly. Then, an idea hit him,

He was going to kidnap the presidents pretty daughter schooling at UNILAG,

Everyday, he monitored her movements. then on the day of their final exam,

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Rainy or dry season

This sure is a rather strange lady. So she could actually read my thoughts, he mused.

Now, young man, where are you headed? She asked.

I am going to my girlfriends house, she is celebrating her birthday and i want to give her a surprise.

Thats nice, she said. i cant remember the last time my husband bought me anything for my birthday.

'So sorry'.

'Never mind'.

Shr drove silently for about 30 minutes and pulled over at a neighbourhood close to the theatre.

Thanks for the ride. Einstein said as he stepped out of the car.

You are welcome.

Einstein watvched as she drove away. Interesting lady,

He walked slowly towards the residence of his girlfriend. Everywhere was strangely silent.

He walked to the door and knocked,

, Onward Christian soldiers,
Papa Ozor!!, Papa Ozor!!!, His wife burst into the room shouting, holding his youngest child in her arms.

What Happened? He asked.

Sob, sob, Na John, she cried. He talk say he head dey pain am but before i say make i go bring medicine, he fall for ground, dey convulse,

Calm down, Get me my keys , lets take him to the hospital,

Suddenly, he heard the loud siren of police cars approaching him. He quickly ran behind a parking truck. The hoodlums were taken unawares and a shootout ensued which resultede in the killing of all them.

" Thank God!" he exclaimed. What manner of temptation is this?

He walked slowly home withouy any incident.

The next morning, he woke up to a nagging headache,

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