Em emmm, they said you liked me’’,she then replied ‘’NOOOO……,’’ I did not say that.@music0286 and donpaulo

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat nairalanders will break my ribs with laughter.NICE ONES GUYS .

DaudaAbu:

Mine was very, very funny. but dnt laff at me ohhhhhhh.

there was this my friend that i use to tell how much i liked 1 gal that stays near their house and that he shuld help me talk to her. he was like, wel no prob.

About a week later he came and told me he has talked to the gal and she has agreed and want 2 see me.

I dressed up in the evening and went to c my friend and we went to the babes house. when she came out

they greeted and he excused himself. i started by saying i hope my friend has told u everything and she was like

nooo, he didnt say anything to me ohhhhhh. Thats all. all the big grammars i plan to continue frm were he stopped vaporised and i jst said, sorry i dey come make i c my friend and i ran home. i didnt evn bother to go

in2 his house.

Shoo. Why now?

agabaI23:

Shoo. Why now?

Fear gripp am of course!

Johnnny:

Fear gripp am of course!

Poor boy. I hope him no piss for him boxers.

my was not really a toast, there is this girl i like in my class all i did was to play a good guy and this earn me her love dat is how we started,

So hilarious thread,
A man is a man and always come across so many chicks to the extent tat you can't relocate them in future. The only one you can't forget is the first 1 you had and which made you toast for the 1st time. Mine was in same compound den (face me and face u). This girl just move into the compound and wenever she see me, she always look me with a motive, hehehe. I feel like I love the babe but due to my being naive and for my first time, I don't know how to go abt it. We always play at night and even to the point of us always staying as late as 2am. I ended up for her writing me a love letter saying she love me and want us to me together. I was so happy as I don't know how to go abt it. It ended up she toasting me and not me toasting, tats was den and not now as omo boy don big, hehehe

i still remember my first time of toasting. This girl lives at the end of our street and she is very beautiful and i wrote her a love letter telling her how i feel about her and so on. The next day i approach her i was just looking at her and ROCKING on my feet trying to find what to say. I have to excuse myself that i will see her next time

lol crazy thread. mine was pretty ordinary

i was writing my gce in ss2 back in 9ja,
i saw this girl.her name - joy
she was left handed so i felt a bond. . .fine as hell
at the end of the exams every1 was exchanging contact details and all, .dis was my chance
she was with her girls and i felt intimidated but i wasnt about to backdown. . .then i tapped her shoulder
she turns round and i just go blank. . .after watching me looking like a fool for about 30 seconds, she smiles and returns to her friends. . .then i went into writing, scribbling ma feelings on paper before handing it to her when she was leaving, by then i cudnt stand straight because my heart felt like exploding so i had to lean on a desk, twas a funny sight. . .i got her number anyway was goin 2 smash her but then i travelled

First time was Feb 14 1997, i noticed this new girl in my brother's class was always staring at me, i didnt have the courage to walk up to her so i bought her a val card and gave it to her brother. I disappeared after that and didnt see her for 2 whole days. The following monday i came to school prepared for a good verbal tongue-lashing. Lo and behold, her brother came back with a card and a nice little note tucked into it.  Suffice to say i kept that note for 3 yrs (wow she was a solid writer)!

this thread is da bomb. well, as for me , i grew up in the midst of guyz,
plenty of them oooo, so i started it earlier with my step bro, back in primary school.
can't really remember hw it went the first time , but we were always having our ways,
wherever, wenever, though toasting was not really involved. after my primary school,
i think i had a re-orientation and acquire some good morals, so i changed.
NOW , NA THE GIRLS DEY DO THE TOASTING!
and i'll just look and laugh.
THE GIRL I REALLY WANT, i don try all means to get am, yet she never agree.
she don even tell me say i don try, say make i give up, she never ready.
the secret is your ability to comport yourself, and once you can say a word instantly,
the intense tension will be easy to control.

Hehehehe U guys dey crack me up big time. Abeg All of una useless buncha toasters,make u come learn from the MASTER jare. I go tish all the tricks in the book.

lol

this is the most funniest thread ever, infact seun should take note

mine was childish but equally very romatic. It all started in Jss. 1 even do i did not realize it then. There was this girl Ronke by name, very quiet, doesn't answer question and just like novels. All i rember was her seat was behind mine and we hardly get to talk. I was the class PR , i would anwser any question right or wrong, i spent alot of class time debating topics with teachers, generally everyone belived i was a guru including me, But unfortunatly wen Jss 1 result came out i took 11th position and Ronke came first, i cried all thru the holiday, i was so ashamed of wat people wud say about my position. So in Jss 2 i tried reducing the class vibrasy and focues on been more serious at reading my books and just as i anticipated i came first and Ronke moved to third position. my best frnd then moved from 5th to 2nd. so as soon as i saw the result i told Ronke who was impressed and even congratuted me. And that was it , all thru Jss 3 we had a close bond, we spent alot of time together and wen we were in SS1 even her frnds has to come to accept me. While in SS2 edy went for counseling and informed her about is feelings for her, the counselor called her and tried the usual metoring method to find out if she had similiar feeling for edy evn do she was not specific with details Ronke has manage to deduce that edy was the course of the interogetion but instend of likeing him she sudenly hated him, that really discouraged me so i decided to keep my feelings to my self so as not to lose our frndship. Her parents completed their building and they had to relocate to Alagbado, when she broke the news in school the entire frnd group felt really sad, personally i was heart broken (even without asking her out) We were Four in our group (excluding individual frnds), we spent the remaining part of the time talking, promising to call and to rember each other, we had sudenly rember that we had alot in common. Her last day in school i took the liberty to see her off and walk her almost to her house. The next day she sent a letter tru her frnd telling me to try and console my self because she was also presently cring. I was speachless i had kept my feelings to my self and so also  has she, i flt so bad, i wish i had mostered the courage to atlest made my intension known. Dats was my first love and the toasting i really wish i had done. I later become a professional  at it but the love cud never be like the first. first impression really last long.

D 1st girl i really toasted was wen i was JSS3. i Went 2 spend the hols at my aunt place with my cousins. there this fellow that was renting her house that has refuse to pay up his rent and has also refuse to pack out of the house. she sent me and my cousin to go and live with him, u know to inconvenience him enuf to make him pack out. Luckily for us wen we got there the guy was packing out the remnents of his belongings. that was where i saw her. she was living behind the house. i was awe stricken and my cousin could sense that i was taken with her. Fortunately one my cousin knew her sista so he invited them to the house. suffice it to say that among all of us then i was the only one without a gf. my cousins tutor me on how to go about it. wen they finally arrived they sat on the couch, my cousin engaged the sista in a conversation and took her away 4rm the sitting room so that i could hv her audience. then my other cousin was signalling me with his eyes to go for the kill. my bros, na there wahala start, all d scene way i don play for my head disappear, every where silent like grave yard, i could hear my heart pounding, i no fit move. My cousin kept urging me on discreetly. in order not to fall my hand i summoned up courage. without thinking i just knelt down in front of her and blurted out "pls will u b my girl" i could hardly recognize my voice. she just smiled and said let me think abt it i'll give u may ans 2morrow. she stood up and left. men i was glad the ordeal was over and very proud that atleast i did somthing, honestly i was planning not to continue. fortunately or would i say unfortunately for me we were called back the next day so i neva had tha chance to get her answer.

Guys i hail o, toasting no easy
but now it comes naturally, u know wat i mean

(I cant stop laughing. Men you guys are really funny

)I don't toast babe. My father is a rich dude so many girl run after me in my teen age up till now.

Sorry for being poor asshole that why you guys are shaking for common girl.

i presently on it now, { previous ones were just conversations} will give you plenty gist soon.

Let this thread continue. We hav over  100 000 guys(give or  take) in nairaland. This topic should reach at least 20 to 30 pages.

oo girl! i want u and u know u want me, so why are we wasting time in introduction

Well, mine was that i was too shy. When we resumed ss2 in secondary school. There was this girl name Rukzy, we have been looking at each other for a while so my friends told me that she like me. I couldnt ulter a word to say hi her not for once. I didnt have the courage to toast her although i like her. She came up to me and say hi and i replied by saying hi,  I was shivering with fear. She was like saying that "why am i not looking into her eyes to talk to her". I replied" I use to feel dizzy when looking at someone eyes" . Although, it was because i was shy.  

2 weeks later, i was sick. They gave me an Exit to go home for the treatment so it took me a week to recover. When i came back to school, she saw me and we looked at each other eyes from distance. I couldnt ulter a word. She came down to my seat in the Class and said" I missed you " . Men, all eyes was on me in the class and i couldnt ulter a word. She was like saying " Wont you say something? " She felt so embarrassed because i didnt replied. She decided to leave. She took 2 steps away from me and i now replied " Ehnnn  I missed you too " I wasnt being fair to her. She didnt look back. She was annoyed with me and that was how i misused that opportunity.

We are still friends now. Although, she is married and got kids.

company1:

Well, mine was that i was too shy. When we resumed ss2 in secondary school. There was this girl name Rukzy, we have been looking at each other for a while so my friends told me that she like me. I couldnt ulter a word to say hi her not for once. I didnt have the courage to toast her although i like her. She came up to me and say hi and i replied by saying hi,  I was shivering with fear. She was like saying that "why am i not looking into her eyes to talk to her". I replied" I use to feel dizzy when looking at someone eyes" . Although, it was because i was shy.  

2 weeks later, i was sick. They gave me an Exit to go home for the treatment so it took me a week to recover. When i came back to school, she saw me and we looked at each other eyes from distance. I couldnt ulter a word. She came down to my seat in the Class and said" I missed you " . Men, all eyes was on me in the class and i couldnt ulter a word. She was like saying " Wont you say something? " She felt so embarrassed because i didnt replied. She decided to leave. She took 2 steps away from me and i now replied " Ehnnn  I missed you too " I wasnt being fair to her. She didnt look back. She was annoyed with me and that was how i misused that opportunity.

We are still friends now. Although, she is married and got kids.

chei! u no try at all, big F9!

^^^ See who dey rate person!

at least i better pass u

I know say i Bleep up

though im a girl, the first 1st toasting i had was when i was jss 1.

there was this guy inmy class that used to fancy me, so one day he gave me a val card after schl hours, when i opened it and saw the contents of my heart started poundin with fear, mennn i was so scared _{(didn't know the reason form my being scared)} that i ran after him and returned his card.

i guess he felt bad and that was the end of it all, he never approached me again. 

[Quote]Years later at Uni, I came across Bukky again. We were more matured now. I saw her one day on campus and ignored her. As time went on, she was the one making attempts to get to me. By this time, my feelings for her were not deep again. Besides, the beauty was fading. Guess a lot of water had passed under the bridge Sad Sad There was a day we boarded the same inter-state bus together. She sat infront of me and I tried to ignore her. She looked at me and called my name. we chatted that day. Guess she knew the fire had burned out but we became friends. She is happily married now. The other girl is a lady whose beauty is out of this world. This girl is really beautiful. I have not seen a more beautiful lady in my life. Even other girls were admiring her. She had class and was sophisticated. Fola was her name. Men, the guys were after her Smiley Smiley The chasing and wooing was too much. We were in Journalism school then. We never really had a relationship but she made her moves towards me. I was on top of the world when she said the deep words. She always watched out for me. I used to wonder what she saw in me when other guys chasing her had money and cars. There was a time I refused to speak to her because I felt she was a mermaid Shocked Shocked I felt she was sent to bring me to the Kingdom of the Queen of the Coast. How could a lady be so beautiful? Don't laugh o. This is a serious matter. Rememeber there was this book by Emmanuel Eni then '' Delivered From The Power of Darkness '' That was whwere all those mermaid and Queen of The Coast ideas came from. I've grown out of that now. Fola weas a lovely girl. Very delectable. We parted ways after we finished the Course. I heard she is in France now and is modelling. Those days were sweet. We were innocent then. Cheers.[/Quote]


Please don't mention that book again My dad had it, I stole it from his room to read. I was in elementary school then almost getting into high school. The more I read the book, the more scared I was, but I kept reading. When I had finished the book, I couldn't sleep peacefully for months. . . . No jokes!

BRB

company1:

I know say i mess up

ur own pass mess up, u need to be shot!