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VERSE 2:
A one-night stand turned a two-night stand
It was come sunlight, scram, now we hug tight and
She found out, now she feels deserted and used 'cos he left
So what if he did it first to her too
Now how am I supposed to tell this girl that we're through
It's hard to find the words, I'm aloof, nervous and sue
Don't want this to hurt but what you deserve is the truth
Don't take it personal I just can't say this in person to you
So I'll revert to the studio like hole-in-the-wall diners
Don't have to be reserved in a booth
I just feel like the person who I'm turning into
Irreversible, I preyed on you like it's church at the pew
And now that I got you, I don't want you
Took advantage of my thirst to pursue
Why do I do this dirt that I do
Get on my soapbox and preach my sermon and speech
Detergent and bleach is burning the wound
'Cos now with her in the womb
We can't bring her in this world, should've knew
To use protection before I bit in your forbidden fruit
Fvck!
(cue Chorus)

Track: River - Eminem ft. Ed Sheeran

VERSE 1:
He's coming home with his neck scratched, to catch flack
Sweat jackets and dress slacks, mishaps
On his breath's Jack, he's a se.x addict
And she just want to exact revenge and get back
It's a chess match, she's on his back like a jetpack
She's kept track of all his internet chats
And guess who just happens to be moving on to the next
Actually, just sh!t on my last d!ck and she has what my ex lacks
'Cos she loves danger, psycopath
And you don't fvck with no man's girl, even I know that
But she's devised some plan to stab him in the back
Knife in hand, says their relationship's hanging by a strand
And she's been on the web lately
Says maybe she'll be my Gwen Stacy, to spite her man (spiderman )
And I know she's using me to try to play 'em
I don't care, Hi Susan
But I should've said Bye Susan
After the first night, but tonight I am...
(cue Chorus)

freeman500:

See the visibly decaying flesh. People still rushed it.
OP, please add "graphic" to the title
Kai!

YoungPerson:
Bros, I almost threw up in my mouth. That thing has probably been floating from Antarctica or somewhere rotting for months. Stupid hypocrites still blame China for eating crap that supposedly caused Covid-19.

My thought exactly
They think everything that comes from the water belongs in the stomach.

WHAT does hip hop royalty Beyonce and Jay-Z have in common with the Imo State government?

Very funny comparison

Vertigo - Khalid

Slow vibe

Gabrokpara001:
Actually rotts are more protective of it's family than a boerboel it all boils down to early training..by nature rotts tend to be very assertive and dominant hence one need to start showing the pup who is in charge at a very stage if not you ll have the same issue OP is having...

Agreed. You have a point.

spinna:
Yea boerboels were genetically selected not to think of biting owner or family. The boers simply killed a dog that snarled at or bit a family member. I've never owned a rott but the pup I met kept on biting me with those pin teeth and strong body for its size

Rotts are just too stressful. Calm pups are the best for me. Rotts are good for security tho.

Haha . The rott dey give you trouble.

One of the major triggers for rotts' aggression is fear. It could also be trying to dominate tho.
Check out this site. It might help.
You dey try o. Kpele. Rottweilers are stressful to handle.

Ishilove:
Hahahaha!! Now this is funny. Big boy style indeed. Na from belle you like fashion
It's only Ghanaians that barb punk now

Ishilove:
There's a particular song by Killah Priest where the chorus sounds like Hebrew. It's an old song Sha. I first heard it in 2010 but I haven't been able to get is since then. Do you have any idea?

Haha . E don tey since I hear that name. I don't jam to Killah like that sha. I started but I stopped, because most of his songs are tilted on religion a bit much. I jam gangstas, not priests
Plus he's not among the best MCs. So nah, I don't know it. It could be one of his songs titled B.I.B.L.E.

Ishilove:
Semantics, darling!

Aye, it is

Yes please.

Years ago, when I was about 5 years old, my mother took me to a barbing salon. Normally, my mother instructs the barber to barb everything. But on that day, I begged her to allow the barber to give me big boy style, or skin punk, as it's called. I had seen my uncle rock it the day before. He told me it's for big boys only.
My mother wasn't so eager to do so. Then finally, she agreed. "You are becoming a big boy now o. Oya, choose the style you want", she said.
I told her big boy style. She then proceeded to instruct the barber. As a toddler, I was always distracted so I didn't pay attention to what she said.
The barber started work on my hair. As usual, I was distracted by everything; the customers, the radio, every ketu-ketu that passed by... I was just playful
When the barber was done, I looked up into the mirror.
Alas! This was no big boy style. It was the same old shine-shine!
I started crying.
"Mummy, you did not barb me big boooy", I said.
My mother and the barber couldn't calm me down. My mother eventually paid and took me home. I cried all the way. When we got home, she apologized and gave me some bread." Bread was my 'mumu button' food. I still love bread till tomorrow
"kpele, don't worry. Next time, you will choose your style", she said.
And she kept her word . Eventually, I got tired of punk and settled for low cut. Now, I keep my hair at medium level.
That was how I started my love for 'cool'. My uncle was an inspiration . To me, he was the first gangsta

Ishilove:
You're not a gangster.

That's why I said gang - sta

Slang for law abiding boys like us
Do you want to hear a story?

I don't think those dogs killed the deer. It has an advantage in speed and durability. It probably died of something else.

Shook Ones I - Mobb Deep

Ishilove:
My dear, nothing cool about posturing like a testesterone driven peacock, which most of them are.

Not everybody is into that sort of thing, though. Personally, I am a civilized gangsta
You can still be cool without murdering people

Ishilove:
See as this narration be like film.

Haha . Chicago gangstas. Those guys are something else .
I was friends with a gangsta once. I cut all ties before the police associates me with them. That stuff can ruin your life. That 'bad boy' life is actually somewhat cool , that is, if you're not a ra.pist and murderer.
At least OP is alright.

*plays the Ghetto Theme

Ishilove:
Have you watched Undercover Brother?

Nah. Is it mad?

Ishilove:
You don't see the username of the fellow you're quoting? He is very notorious.

I'm not aware. See how he flooded this place with his necrophilic pictures

The Wash (2001) - 2/10
The Wash is a 2001 American comedy film written, produced and directed by DJ Pooh and starring Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and DJ Pooh, with appearances by Eminem, Ludacris, Kurupt, Daz Dillinger, Xzibit and Pauly Shore.
When gangsta rappers try to make a movie, this is the result. Imagine, the movie was even directed by DJ Pooh, of all people
It is miles away from Boyz N Da Hood.
I gave it 2/10 because they are my guys and I laugh small.... at the bad acting
The site's consensus states "Sloppily-made, amateurish, and scarce on laughs, The Wash can't compare to Richard Pryor's 1976 Car Wash."

Chai. See my guys. Even Dre joined them

musicpromax:
MEANWHILE, I'm giving everyone free airline for dropping a comment on my instagra.m post

You're giving everyone free airline

Weyreypey, this is a public forum for fvck sake. Other people are seeing this!

TalkTalkTwins:
Honestly, I prefer something like this

Too bright. A touch of dark would have been better (my opinion).

modestbrowser:
Who's this crazy dog

What is disturbing is how he has those pictures in his gallery. Very disturbed soul

weyreypey:
You reckon?

You have a cause but you are doing it the wrong way. Why upload pictures of the dead, coupled with disgusting botches
Isn't it better when you just speak your mind?

Who is this yabaleft patient posting pictures of dead bodies

Accounting and Economics...but I eventually adapted.

Ishilove:
Mathematics and Accounting. I never passed them one day

But eventually you did. If not, you wouldn't have been promoted to the next class

Lol. I don't mean to derail but I was just playing a game: Lego Marvel Superheroes. So, I was playing an interactive side mission. Tony Stark hosted a party for all the heroes (after defeating Galactus). Hulk 'accidentally' destroyed the DJ's turntable (DJ was Nick Fury). I fixed it and restored the party's vibe.
Then, Nick was like: "And you would know I am the DJ, when I lay my beats on you".
Reference to Pulp Fiction (1994). L Jackson also did the voice acting for the character, so it was madly original.
I was laughing sha