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Politics / Re: Illegal Toll: IGP Orders CPs To Dismantle All Unauthorised Checkpoints by DrMuzungu(m): 12:15pm On Sep 15, 2023 |
They issue this sort of order every now and then, and these checkpoints reappear shortly after. Was anyone prosecuted for ignoring a lawful order given by the IGP? If not, why not? |
Politics / Re: National Electricity Transmission Grid Restored - Bayo Adelabu by DrMuzungu(m): 9:30am On Sep 15, 2023 |
GO0DHardDick: For Nigeria to achieve real 24/7 supply of electricity, it has to build between 30 and 60 new power plants for each power plant that exists today. Anyone promising 24/7 supply (but only if he/she is elected) is a bloody liar. A country in Europe with just under 7 million people produces 8500 MW of power at any given moment. Supply is indeed 24/7/365. With power cuts of under 20-30 minutes per year and even that is for maintenance purposes only. Nigeria has the population over 32 times higher and yet, it produces like 1/2 of energy the country mentioned above does. So, in order to achieve the same level, Nigeria has to increase power outputs so many times, that no polithiefcian can achieve that during his term or two, even if all the theft stops completely today. Now to build a power plant or a transformer station, you have to please local "area boys" (read: thigs, criminals and gangsters), local chiefs, you have to deal with ever greedy contractors and laborers... and you will increase the power output like 50 times in a few years? Ahahahahahahahaha, look, if the great grandchildren of our great grandchildren see light 24/7, I will be happy. |
Family / Re: Over 25% Of Tested Men In Nigeria Aren’t Biological Fathers – DNA Report by DrMuzungu(m): 1:44pm On Sep 14, 2023 |
Lol, w@nkers. |
Politics / Re: Blackout Looms As National Grid Collapses Again by DrMuzungu(m): 9:43am On Sep 14, 2023 |
If only people stop believing polithiefcians when they promise 24/7 electricity... |
Politics / Re: Uju Kennedy Threatens To Jail UNICAL Student Over Sexual Harassment Allegations by DrMuzungu(m): 7:08am On Sep 13, 2023 |
B@st@rd polithiefcians hand-in-hand with highly corrupt university officials... no, not only university. Even some secondary school officials are after 5-naira bread yansh... Jesus Christ!!!!! |
Sports / Re: Ebosetale Okhueleigbe Wins International Golf Tournament In Tanzania by DrMuzungu(m): 4:25pm On Sep 12, 2023 |
Polished in photoshop beyond recognition, lol. |
Celebrities / Re: "Shame On You Rema, I'm Deleting All Your Songs" - Gifty Powers Drags Artist by DrMuzungu(m): 2:28pm On Sep 12, 2023 |
Whenever I hear anything about "reality" shows like BB I get an acute attack of idontgiveafvckitis. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye bagged Doctor of Political Leadership from America University(pics) by DrMuzungu(m): 12:15pm On Sep 12, 2023 |
Dino graduated at the Department of Dumbfvckery, University of People's republic of Dumbfvckistan. What does the barman say when a thief, thug, and a crybaby pussy enter a bar? Good evening, Mr. Melaye! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye bagged Doctor of Political Leadership from America University(pics) by DrMuzungu(m): 11:10am On Sep 12, 2023 |
It would be more genuine (and less expensive too) if he simply designed and printed it. |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Achieved In Few Days What Buhari Couldn't Do In Years - Femi Kayode by DrMuzungu(m): 10:42am On Sep 12, 2023 |
FFK FFO... lol, would lick any yansh that he can benefit from. |
Politics / Re: Group Raises Alarm Over Billion Naira House Linked To Uzodinma’s Aide, Nwaneri by DrMuzungu(m): 2:15pm On Sep 10, 2023 |
Chief No Hope is working, let him do his job! |
Education / Re: Convoy Of A Departmental President In Al-Qalam University, Katsina (Video) by DrMuzungu(m): 8:47pm On Sep 08, 2023 |
University of Katsina, Department of Dumbfvckery, office of Illegal activities. |
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Are Generous And Last Long In Bed - Kenyan Socialite Shakila (vid) by DrMuzungu(m): 9:11am On Sep 08, 2023 |
What is the meaning of "socialite"? Is it the same as "influencer"? Or "famous for being famous"? Or does it have something to do with exchange of money for services? |
Politics / Re: You Will Never Be President As Long As I Live – Reno Omokri To Peter Obi by DrMuzungu(m): 8:33am On Sep 07, 2023 |
Thank God, a known phaggot Reno Omokri is not the one to decide who will become president. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Anambra Police Nab Robbers Operating On Second Niger Bridge by DrMuzungu(m): 3:24pm On Sep 04, 2023 |
It's easy. Make them walk to the middle of that same bridge in broad daylight. Then make them wear nice concrete "boots".. At the end, let them jump off the bridge and "swim". Case closed. Neeeeeext? |
Politics / Re: Uzodinma To Nigerians: Reduce Your Lamentations, Tinubu Is Just Less Than 70 Day by DrMuzungu(m): 1:05pm On Sep 03, 2023 |
Chief No Hope Uzodinma is right! |
Politics / Re: Lagos-Abuja To Take Four Hours Through Supersonic Highways — Umahi by DrMuzungu(m): 9:21pm On Sep 01, 2023 |
Does Umahi, Honorable Polithiefcian, understand the meaning of "hypersonic" or is he just using it as one more buzzword to disguise thievery? 11 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Ogun Police Arrest 116 Suspected Gang Members by DrMuzungu(m): 11:11am On Aug 29, 2023 |
We all know how police operates. They see you in front of your own house, arrest you then extort you for bail money. |
Politics / Re: Miyetti Allah Sets Up 55-man Legal Team Over ‘injustice Against Herdsmen’ by DrMuzungu(m): 11:10am On Aug 29, 2023 |
When talking about these miyetti allah guys, which statement is true? A) Nne gi bu akwuna B) Anu ofia ka gi nma C) All of the above |
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Chilling With His Northern Nigerian Fans In Abuja (Video) by DrMuzungu(m): 5:41pm On Aug 27, 2023 |
I have a serious question: Does "Yul" stand for "Yuliana"? |
Travel / Re: World’s Top 10 Airlines Of 2023 by DrMuzungu(m): 12:03pm On Aug 25, 2023 |
EbolaTinubu: What do you expect when most of people, polithiefcians included, are all about "eat-bleep-sleep-repeat" |
Travel / Re: World’s Top 10 Airlines Of 2023 by DrMuzungu(m): 10:51am On Aug 25, 2023 |
Racoon: Do you REALLY believe Singapore is a third-world country and comparable with countries like Nigeria? 8 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: It's Abnormal To Use Condom As Palliative For The Poor — Rep. Amobi Ogah (Video) by DrMuzungu(m): 9:13am On Aug 25, 2023 |
Better give them |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump's Mug Shot Released After Booking At Georgia Jail by DrMuzungu(m): 9:05am On Aug 25, 2023 |
Donnie boy will eat a$$, hahaha. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yevgeny Prigozhin's Dead Body Taken To Medical Examiner's Office by DrMuzungu(m): 12:48pm On Aug 24, 2023 |
Wowozange! |
Politics / Re: Atiku Takes Battle With Tinubu To US Court by DrMuzungu(m): 10:38am On Aug 24, 2023 |
What concerns US courts with Ateeeeeku vs. Th1efnoobu!? |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Yevgeny Prigozhin Feared Killed In Plane Crash In Russia (Photos) by DrMuzungu(m): 10:30am On Aug 24, 2023 |
You play by the fire, you die by... what? Fire. |
Family / Re: After 9 Years Of Trying My Wife Finally Gave Birth by DrMuzungu(m): 8:03am On Aug 24, 2023 |
Congrats. But just wait for haters to ask who the father is. |
Politics / Re: FG To Partner Nasarawa State On Local Processing Of Lithium by DrMuzungu(m): 1:05pm On Aug 22, 2023 |
Check the experience of other countries mining Lithium. It kills the environment. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Don't Put Undue Pressure On Cabinet Members, Oyebanji Begs Citizens by DrMuzungu(m): 8:46am On Aug 22, 2023 |
Pressure is NOT undue. While these fat orobo motherbleepers are feeding even fatter, people suffer. So why the hell not putting them under even more pressure to embezzle less and work more? |
Travel / Re: Miscreants, Traders Take Over Multi -million Naira Lagos Bus Stops by DrMuzungu(m): 7:47am On Aug 22, 2023 |
Send any agbero you see to an early grave and Lagos will be a much better place. It doesn't matter at all if that agbero wears uniform or not. |
Religion / Re: God Told Me That Women With Trousers& Jewelry Will Go To Hell - Evangelist Linda by DrMuzungu(m): 8:45am On Aug 21, 2023 |
200 kilograms of bull$h1t. |
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