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JackDaAlienz:
I need some advice from playboy in the house.
I want to go straight to the point but I know some women are emotional and will react shocked if you tell them straight up that you want to fvck

One OG said touch her sensitive areas like waist, shoulders, neck or her ass.
What is the most effective ways to go strsight to the pont and tell a girl you want to fvck her.

This one done miss road. Youngman not mix your spirit with everything on the streets, not all of them are human beings.
Instead go to school and get a degree or learn a trade, make money and women will fall on your lap. You don't have to say too much anymore

TruthU87:
President Trump says US will suspend Project Freedom in the Strait of Hormuz

Source: CNBC
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/05/05/trump-iran-deal-project-freedom-hormuz-strait.html

Guy can never keep his story straight. Just keeps lying and lying

marcusverum:
The scary thing about marriage is that your partner can wake up one day, tell you they are done and walk away.

What is terrifying is they can make that decision and you don't have to have done anything wrong. There is no court of appeal. There is no argument that will change a made-up mind.

If you rush into marriage you will rush out. Time alone does not protect you. Discernment does.

The best protection in marriage is choosing correctly at the beginning. Fix the foundation, not the cracks.

When choosing a wife be selfish. This allows you to selflessly discharge your duty as a husband.

What do you think is the biggest mistake men make before getting married?

— Marcus Verum

All good, marriage is not by force. Only a woman that hides her feelings so well can do that bond move. Assuredly you would have seen the warning signs years ahead. You probably just refused to read the writings on the wall.
A mistake many men do.
But it's not the end. Cos you can learn from that mistake. Main issue is regardless of how hard she hits you or the situation threatens to destroy you, don't let it. Be resilient, be strong cos nothing is written on stone and you will rise again.

Nawteemaxie:
You have only today to do the needful. Visit any First bank branch near you!!!

What of if one doesn't have a first bank account. Do you know how much turnout you would expect in the few hour

Dpharmacist:
Source: https://www.sunnewsonline.com/stakeholders-endorse-new-framework-for-community-pharmacy-practice/

Was this discussed with the pharmacist association of Nigeria?

DonFreshmoney:
Very good effort by the republican party. Trump for life

Joke of the century.
Trump for life you say means anarchy or dictatorship. That goes against the constitution but am sure you don't know that.

nairalandankrah:
This bird was killed this morning close to my office.. they had already killed it before I arrived.. I was sad at their actions but I will like to know the name of this innocent bird that has just been wasted..

Nigerians and killing wildlife are like 5&6, hunger is real. That looks like a peregrine falcon.
The killing of that falcon has condemned it's family and youngones to death cos they can't fend for themselves without the adult.

AkataWoman:
I’ve seen and heard several things from Nigerian men about akatas. It’s usually that we’re good for sex only or if they’re in a relationship it comes down to them not having their stuff together enough to date Nigerian women. I was shown a video where several married to/dating said they were surprised at how attentive and loving we are to our mates. They believe it’s because so many of us grow up without fathers that we love having a man in our lives.

Why can’t you just admit your stereotypes about black American women was just WRONG! I believe it comes from growing up in a backward culture that believes because we aren’t circumcised or have virginity checks done on us we must be promiscuous.

Ok. So you’re being told this while growing up in Africa. I get it. (The funny thing is that at the same time in America black American women are viewed as the least promiscuous). But once you’re here and see how hardworking and loyal (often to men who don’t deserve it) we are, why continue to try to stereotype us even as you date us? I think some of it is the Nigerian stubborn pride. You MUST be culturally superior to akatas.

At what point will you find it okay to say: We had them all wrong?

Anyone that liked this post didn't get the insult hidden underneath.
Nigerians/ Africans know your worth.
This woman insulted our culture, mentality and upbringing. It's not something to like or agree to but to condemn. Enof said!

ChizzyBuna:

I took the biggest L last week when I found out a priest was smashing my crush.
She is a nurse and the worst part is that her so called bestie snitched on her and showed me hardcore proof and reciepts.

I remember this nurse telling me about how one rev. Father was trying to chike her but she refused blah blah blah.. I laughed it off
Now fastfoward 1 month later, I'm told by her bestie that she is fucking the same priest and they both have fallen in love with each other. After confronting her about the rumor she blocked me on insta and WhatsApp. Which means her bestie was right!!!!
If I go into details of the texts and other stupid gifts and money this priest is giving this girl. Oh my God!!
This has made me lose major Respect for anything pastor or priest. Bunch of wolves in sheep clothing.
I pray she gets pregnant and cause wahala for the idiot priest..
Chiemela Im highly disappointed in you but I understand a hoe is a hoe. Period
Bleep all you catholic priests!!!!!
So after fingering a girl you still use that hand and finger to give out Communion??
Once again fuuuuck all the Catholic priest whether good or bad Bleep all you blind religious clowns that support and defend this bastard priests..

Lol, a case of holy Rhizopus. Go and make money and not come here and be boring us with fake news. Better still go and enter church yourself and increase your chances.
That priests probably never pursued her. She was the one probably doing the pursuing.
What my eyes have seen, my mouth can't say

Kingsland24:
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass; it’s about how we walk through the rain together.

I’m currently putting together an article on the 'Reality of Life and Relationships' using this image as a case study. Looking at these four couples, they all face the same rain and carry the same bags, but their dynamics are totally different.

To you, which couple represents true happiness? And more importantly, WHY? Your perspectives will help shape my upcoming piece. Let’s discuss in the comments! 👇

None is happiest. Reason being different strokes and levels of a relationship, influences happiness

Amotolongbo:
None of them is happy walking in the rain.
The couples in the keke and danfo around them are happier

No couple in danfo and keke

TheFreshVanilla:
Shior!! Trekking inside rain when he should be driving. No go buy car even if na corolla.

Very Nigerian, thinking cos you own a car you have arrived

Patriotic9ja:
*Suspect In Custody

President Trump was rushed off the stage, and he and his Cabinet members are all safe.

Updated 12:03 AM EDT, Sun April 26, 2026


What we know
• President Donald Trump said a suspect “armed with multiple weapons” charged a security checkpoint before shots were fired at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner tonight in Washington, DC. Trump was rushed off stage, and he and his Cabinet members are all safe.

• The suspect — who is in custody — will be charged with using a firearm during a crime of violence and assault on federal officer using a dangerous weapon, US Attorney for the District of Columbia Jeanine Pirro said. Authorities have identified the suspect as a 31-year-old California man, law enforcement officials told CNN.

• CNN’s Wolf Blitzer was outside the ballroom at the Washington Hilton when he saw a gunman opening fire just a few feet away. He was among the dozens of attendees who took cover as law enforcement swarmed. A US Secret Service agent was shot in their protective gear and has been hospitalized, sources said.


https://edition.cnn.com/2026/04/25/politics/live-news/trump-white-house-correspondents-dinner

There was no attempt to assassinate trump on this one. Trump just wanted to push narrative for his ballroom. This was staged

Prestar:
'They are ritualist, fraudsters': Ghanaians stage fresh protest, call for the deportation of Nigerians

'They are r!tualist, fr@udsters': Ghanaians stage fresh protest, call for the deportation of Nigerians pic.twitter.com/nkRwdUWbhE

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) April 26, 2026

Lol, there was once such a protest by Nigerians against Ghanians. Happens

Sirchiboy:
Those who are married. Tell those who are not yet married something they need to know before marriage?

Go and marry

Deepspirituals:
Adultery : Immediately you Catches her ,Forgive her but Send her Packing ,If you don't she will be the one that would Kill You .

A woman that is Already Enjoying Sexual Pleasures with another man is An Angel of Death in your Home ..

If she says she did it in revenge because she Caught you severally Doing it ,If you accept this , You are Gradually on your way to the Grave. .

I'm not Encouraging men to keep Commiting Adultery but Life has it that Man Still do somethings that Woman are not suppose to do in Revenge.

English is a problem my people

galantjoe:
The woman might have contacted serious infection requiring her to to protect her husband from such infection

She said they both should go for test, means she trusts herself. Her doubt us her husband.
Pls read texts before commenting

ebubeson:
The rate of complain in marriage is much. If you have a beautiful and successful marriage, kindly tell us how to make marriage a beautiful thing.

Marry who you care about and who cares about you. The love should be more on the woman's side or it wouldn't work.
Stay faithful and concentrate on your family, nothing else. Listen to your madam and carry her along on every decision.
Don't allow distractions from previous lovers on both sides. Stay Godly.
Be patient!!

Gerrard59:
They have options to have sex, which does not equate to getting married. Their chances are low. Women esp as they get older, tend to tie sex to commitment, aka marriage.


Cultural expectations towards attraction are different. Being financially comfortable is a standard in Europe. What else does he have to offer? How does a comfortable Nigerian man compete in Switzerland?

It's a perspective issue

AnonPoet:
Man raises alarm after spotting a canal in Sangotedo, Lagos State being sand-filled by a real estate company. He further stated that the developers claimed they had approval from the Lagos State Government to carry out the sand-filling.

Man raises alarm after spotting a canal in Sangotedo, Lagos State being sand-filled by a real estate company. He further stated that the developers claimed they had approval from the Lagos State Government to carry out the sand-filling. pic.twitter.com/dXec7Hbicb

— 𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 (@AsakyGRN) March 31, 2026

I don't see what the news is here. That's how most of VI and Ikoyi was reclaimed.
Also I ounmihht not believe but some parts of Apapa, surulere, Ajao was under underwater before they were reclaimed.
As long as they do it the right way, what it the problem.
They are supposed to lay the water beds with large rocks, then stones before sand comes.

franchasng:
Source: https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/31/oracle-layoffs-ai-spending.html

Yep the success of trump's administration. Next time they vote wisely. And trump is trying to steal the election again

Gerrard59:
Apologies for being pedantic, but here is my response and do have a great day too.

Hmm? I do apologise in return. I might have been a little brisk in my reply.
Then again, I still don't agree with the statement cos in my opinion it is not true. That doesn't mean that it doesn't happen but for me as regards this topic true statements are those that one can generalise to a wider population group.
That said, black sister in Europe might be lonely doesn't mean they don't have options.
And yes, a Nigerian man that is holding his own, mobile and has a nice apartment in Europe would score way more than his expectations in Europe as well as in Nigeria.
Question always is this; what does it profit him?

pook:
Cuba has everything to gain. Only corrupt politician is Cuba won't like Cuba integrating to USA. They have everything to gain. Even the Cuban Government accept it subtly but won't outright agree so has not to appear desperate.

Very myopic statement

Gerrard59:
The person you quoted emphasised marriage not causal sex. You are stating an entirely different aspect.

It seems that you are the one that didn't understand what the person I quoted was trying to say. I had to go back and reread the posters comment to be sure I didn't misunderstand.
There was no place in his write-up that he stated marriage or sex categorically but once you understand the implication of what he was saying you will see he mentioned sex rhetorically many times.
So to conclude you had no understanding of what he meant. Meaning my comment remains true and correct. Cheers!

goran3310:
My opinion? It all depends on what a woman wants and how much she is worth.
Either adapt to the new society and environment or disappear.
Beauty standards are incomparably stricter.
Everything is on a much higher level. What choice does a Black woman have in Europe? 90% of them have no chance at all to achieve a serious relationship with a quality white man.
What remains for them are Black men who cannot even help themselves, let alone form a family and be even remotely decent husbands. Black men are known for the fact that their ultimate success in life is to get some stupid white woke loser pregnant and run away because they are not capable of anything more. They simply do not have the capacity. And of course what remains for them are migrants, Muslims, who will beat and abuse them. That is all.
That is the reality and that is the truth. The 10% who have the possibility to enter a marriage with some quality white man — that is like me now going to the store and finding a suitcase with a million dollars on the street. Considering the terrible situation in Europe and the overall rise of anger among ordinary people because of migration, the situation will only get worse. That’s it.
White people make up 7% of the world’s population. If anyone is endangered, they are endangered. That makes things even more difficult. When dating, that should also be kept in mind.

That is also not true. Most white men would sleep with anything sleepable and they love exortic things here

koladata:
Ones you enter Germany with your wife , Germany will lecture your wife that she's more powerful without her husband and the more children she has the more money she get paid. Before you know it Nigerian women will chase their husband away then later come back to cry of loneliness.

Actually not true and not secluded to only Germany. Lots of things influence such an occurrence for example:
1. The dating period. Did they know themselves
2. Financial capability. Here might require elaboration.
3. Social status and social group. A goat that doesn't eat yam but follows those that do, will at one time start eating yam.
4. Exposure (matters allot).

LoneSoldier:
"Story spun from where? My friend's life is about to enter a ditch after 12 years of brotherhood and you're talking about 'stories'? This is why I stayed away from this forum for a year—too many people have lost their humanity. If this was your brother being fooled by a Counselor after 7 years of marriage, would you call it a 'story'?"

Whichever way! Truth or fiction! It deserves a reply. Probably wasn't a good idea to have told your friend but it depends on how close you guys are. It is though not the end of the world.
Have seen couple come out of it. The husband himself sent the wife to do it so different strokes for different people.

BlackViper:
🚨: BLACK MUSLIM ☪️ MAN CRIES 😭 OF RACISM FROM SUPERIOR MUSLIMS AFTER HE MARRIED AN EGYPTIAN MUSLIM WOMAN..

People online called me a monkey, said my wife was a disgrace to her family for marrying a black man. When people found out that I as a black Muslim man married an Egyptian, the racism came out. Messages I won't repeat, comments calling me names, telling her she is a disgrace, that her father should cut contact with her, that she betrayed her people by marrying someone dark-skinned. And these weren't comments from random people in the West. These were Muslims, people who post Quran verses everyday and talk about the Ummah.

But the moment they see a black man with an Arab woman, all of that disappears. But you know what? As a Muslim, you always have to think the best about your brother. I'm not angry. I assume they just don't have the right knowledge. And that's why I want to educate them. The Prophet said in his final sermon, An Arab is not superior to a non-Arab, nor is a non-Arab superior to an Arab except by taqwa.

White is not superior to black, nor is black superior to white, except by taqwa. Her father looked at my character, my deen, whether I could protect and provide for his daughter. He didn't see my skin color as an issue. Maybe they never learned this. Maybe no one ever taught them. So I'm teaching them right now. This is what Islam actually says and we need to do better.

🚨: Black Muslim ☪️ man cry 😭 of racism from superior Muslims after he married an Egyptian Muslim woman..

In Islam ☪️ all Muslims are not equal 🤦🏻 pic.twitter.com/cKWoCcO9hH

— SIZWE-BANSI (@SizweBansii) March 24, 2026

Even the post itself is racist.
There is nothing like superior Muslims or superior human being.
Also Egyptians are racist by nature.

Toolegit123:
Good day everyone.

So recently I've been thinking about marriage. Tho I'm in a relationship but the woman I've been dating doesn't really seem to have the same serious interest and intentions like me. I've talked to her severally but it seems she isn't ready to settle down yet. Imagine this is someone whom I've gone to see her people and they know me well. My own people know her too. I've equally talked to her mom since she's the one parent she has . And had also talked to her best friend about it too.

But one thing I've noticed about her is that she's over religious and seems to be too close to her pastor. The last time I talked to her about the marriage stuff,she directed me to go and talk to her pastor. Tho I was initially furious about it but I just had to man up,kill my pride and decided to pay her pastor a visit.

From the conversation I had with her pastor,it seems he's one of the major stumbling blocks. Because he was only curious about my financial status he was even asking me what was my source of livelihood,and of which I told him. Afterwards,he then asked me what was my monthly salary. Saying if I'm sure I can take care of my fiancee with that amount,or if I'm planning to have a side hustle. That he doesn't want a case where any of her spiritual daughter will go into a marriage where she'll be suffering. I told her categorically clear that I'm not a lazy man and I don't intend to put anyone's daughter into suffering in the name of marriage.

It's been over a week since I left the pastor's office, and since then,my fiancee has been behaving so cold towards me.

So I don't know whether to continue with my proposal or I should just kindly look for another lady to marry.

Immediately she referred you to her pastor the game was over cos that is a red flag.
It means that she can't make any major decisions in her life that concerns her, she has to ask her pastor first.
She might as well ask her pastor what position she should take during in the sack or if he first child should be male or female.
Move on, no man needs that headache unless she changes

Kaliningrad:
U.S Negotiating With Itself, Not Us - Iran Rejects Trump's Peace Deal Claim

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Reuters || Strait Times

Yes we saw the video of trump negotiating with himself in front of a mirror. He must have made himself believe it was Iran.

reddingtonblack:
Its greatly depends on the bond shared, for instance me nd my wives friend we are padi's they are fond of me ... I do send my friend wife money direct But the husband is fully aware real time.

If you and the guy are friends, his gurlfriend na Hi ! Hi you owe unaselvez ... It is wrong to send her money direct, you tell your friend 1st nd send him the errand to her

Relationship context matters

Yep, that too. Guy and people here are over reading the issue.

Lithiumite:
I dont know if it's just me but I feel a man has no business communicating with your friends wife out of view of the husband who is your friend.....any communication can be routed through your friend.......how can a si called friend be calking his guys wife to find out how she's doing.... wetin you dey find......I dont have any of my friends spouses contacts even the one that we do transaction together because she runs a a pos business and she provides me cash time ro time, I always have my friend in the loop........people can be very funny.

Yep that is the way to runs things but he mentioned he asked for her account details and was given by his friend. What I can't piece together is if he sent her money immediately or later, which by the way won't matter much if the reason for sending the money was in appreciation for the food