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clowns.

BloomingDale:
Sad. They were even laughing. I covered my eyes while watching and peeped for a second through my fingers.

Better not watch at all though. It's not worth it. Makes me wonder how we walk past actual killers daily without knowing, even sitting with them in buses.

BloomingDale:
Link?

You asked. Don't watch if you don't have mind. I regret watching.

https://twitter.com/jahbless016/status/1548984224618889216

I don't get. Don't people work in graveyards in Nigeria?

God1000:
Going to another country comes with a lot of challenges, you will only be given certain dirty and menial jobs, but I think our people are ready to do anything out there just to survive.

They will never take such jobs in Nigeria

LOOK AT HOW OLD THIS MAN LOOK WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WHY IS THIS MAN CONTESTING FOR PRESIDENCY

SAMBARRY:
Una don start una rubbish

Covid no work for una,una wan bring out another one in your closet.all your plans against Africa will continue bouncing back on your head despite your exploitation

Please close mouth. Covid is nothing compared to Malburg. If even there is just one case, it's enough to shut down the whole country just to contain it, because this is Ebola-tier family, but better and more efficient.

No fvcking way. This is one of the most deadliest virus in teh world

lmao. Datboredberri gender. Notice how she's not in this thread Lowkey she knows her gender is hard to defend.

This can only be the United States. A perverted country.

Never heard that before. But I don't know if Nigerian women have time for introspection and analyzing how an experience made them feel. it should be traumatizing.

Lexkenny99:
I dated this bi*ch 4 a year and 3 months. I loved this bae like my our souls were linked together from birth. I even introduced her to my family. As the first and only son, my mother wanted me to settle down quickly. My mum loved her. I really had plans for us, our future. I noticed mid last year that her attitude towards me changed drastically. I go call am, to pick na problem, chat am, no reply. I go buy gift go visit am, she go dey gimme attitude. Only for her to visit me and tell me she's ending the relationship. She said she dated me cuz made a bet with her friends. I narrowly survived that experience. Yesterday marked exactly one year she bitched me 4 an america returnee . Only 4 her to match to my apartment today, crying and begging me to take her back that the guy's a scammer and he duped her of her life's savings. She almost created a scene. Now am in a new relationship. She said she'll kill herself If I Don't just forgive her but take her back and her ghost would hunt me. Wetin make I DO?

That's emotional blackmail. Datboredberri your gender strikes again.

Alexgman1:
I and my colleague at work recently got romantic. Shes a single mum but she said it was a mistake. Four years ago her so called ex got her pregnant & told her to keep the baby but after a while he travelled and till date he hasn't return neither is his line going through. She later delivered the baby and with the help of her parent shes taking care of the child and hes going to school.

Now back to us. We got into a romantic relationship & she started disturbing me to sex her because its been years she did it. She came to sleep over one night & after so much romancing she pleaded that i should flex her that she cant endure any longer. I stood up & went to my jacket to get a packet of condom. When she saw it she was displeased & asked me not to use condom on her that she doesn't like it at all. I told her i have to use it because i am not ready to be a father yet. I told her i dont know how to withdraw. We both sat on the bed pleading to each other until she got fed up & slept off. She said i dont love her.

Trust me, you're not special. Every Nigerian girl is like this. They don't like condom. But watch this, if you get an infection from that girl, she will leave you lol. And also, how did you think she became a baby mama in the first place? it is careless acts like this, it wasn't a mistake. How do you mistakenly end up with a baby when there are tons of contraceptive out there? She's looking for a new provider to act as a father to her kid and the one you're going to have with her. If you like her, then go ahead.

If you're not the men-hating type of feminist then why are you hurt by this post? Well, the reason is because there's a thin line between the two and you have crossed it many times.

Datboredberri:
Dumb piece of sh**... Where I'm from, there's an adage... "It's better to have a child who steals than one who's a fool"... And I now believe it...

You are ignorant... I resisted the urge to say stupid...

A.

I'm a feminist... I want equality... I'm fighting for underprivileged girls and women... Against fgm, child marriges, sex slavery,domestic violence... Etc...

B.

I hate men... I just don't like men... I wish they were all dead... Women are better... Men are smelly and gross... Esp black men...

***

Note the difference?

There are many women who aren't feminists who hate men... There are many femimists who don't hate men... And there are also feminists who hate men...

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When you say feminism; the reason your women go to school, the reason contraceptives are a common thing, the reason sex education is taught, the reason women can vote and be voted for, the reason women can be doctors and engineers and lawyers and scientists... is a movement against men, then you're just a fool...

Men like you with fragile egos would tag me a feminist cause I'm opinionated... You forgot to call out the misogynists on this forum? Just created a thread to diss two women... Lol... Jobless, irrelevant dumba**...

You would take the world thousands of years back if you could... Primitive thing... Instead of you to work on your low self-esteem, you're here obsessing over women who intimidate you...

Guess what Nairalanders. A guy can put in all this effort to fvck another man's wife, and when it happens, he'll come here and said "It was a mistake." or that "It was the devil."

OP, just look at yourself.

United States Technology. See weight

Guys do all of these offline then come online and start claiming hard guy or redpill. I go jus dey laugh. No be this same guys?

davillian:
Op no vex na new player
After he don chop kpomo he would stop behaving that way....

Funny thing is that you guys don't end up chopping her.

Datboredberri:
Let's discuss... What are the implications? How do we ban the elderly from watching pornography on the internet?

I think it's gross...

Zonefree
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Obamamessi
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Nonexisting

How young are your grandparents?

This is a very common theme in the East, especially Anambra State.

This hits home.

This guy go travel pass Buhari. What is it with Fulani and travellling?

The girls are not bad, just harsh economy and enviroment make us look like this. Abi you don see Nigerian girl wey no later fresh when she enter Yankee? Impossible

Screwcode1:
I’m so uncomfortable right now, two beautiful hen are sitting beside me now in church, this is the reason I don’t normally like coming in to church late cause all eyes will be on you, so I just step in with my arare suite and iPhone 13 pro max at hand, and ursher directly me to my seat, this two beautiful ladies obviously in there 30s sitting besides me, one started looking from my shoe, my 45k givenchy shoe, to my suite then saw my iPhone 13pro max, and they both smiled, and said brother welcome, the other rub her palm, you know how ashawo rubs there palm and say bring money, lol she didn’t know I noticed that, she did that and told her friend this guy is loaded please allow me to be the first to talk to him, Omo I just pretend I’m pressing phone and was getting really uncomfortable, had to excuse and change my seat. Nawao

Why are you uncomfortable? They don't want you for your body or how you look, they want you because they perceive money on you.

logicalhumour:
I don know the devil that sent me to put it for her anus o. Now I got poopoo on my peepee.

Ahhhhh... I will never try that sh!t again. It's even gayer than being gay. I still see the fresh poopoo in my head, and I can't stop crying guys.

See me, see toto, and I put it for nyash. No be juju be dat? Ahhhhh

Moral lesson: there's no ass devoid of sh!t.

Since then my preek no gree rise on seeing girl butt because I've realised it's all sh!t deep down.

God. Whyyyyyy. Noooooooooooooo. What should I do now? Ahhhhh....

Some girls no sabi hygiene at all. Na only to rub organics for face. Their toto and nyash area be like sockaway.

This man released so many boko haram members back then, there was an uproar. Many of them integrated into imporatnt areas in society. Why would he do that? Just tell me why? Is tribe stronger than crime?

he should stop wearing that agbada, he looks so sickly in it.

Datboredberri:
. You're being stu**d...

You compare this to carrying a child for 9 months? Are dumb are you?

Did anyone force you to buy her a phone?

Your attitude is obnoxious... No wonder she wouldn't keep your parasite in her...

A signed agreement?

You know abortion in Nigeria is illegal right? I mean, this is a shiiithole where everything goes, but if they table your matter before court, they're not going to look the other way. So it's better to avoid anything police and court, even if you won't get caught. But if you're caught, you're a goner.

Neddyogu:
The same way a genetic mutation designed to protect black people from malaria resulted in the Hemoglobin S variant that gives rise to sickle cell anaemia and other hemoglobinopathies. Many disease conditions have a genetic base.

I remember reading about this. Indeed it's similar. This could very well be the cause with rise in Kidney disease.

abobote:
This report didn't add up, they need to do comprehensive research on this.

If actually tse-tse fly is one of the causes of kidney disease, we would have it more in the village and remote areas

See Nigerian graduate. CAn't even read. It's not the fly that causes it, it's a gene that we Africans evolved to combat the bacteria from TseTes fly that causes it (according to the article) It is our defense mechanism against the bacteria that also somehow affects our Kidney. I would say it bears a similar resemblance to auto immune