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So that explains why people no longer have that sleeping sickness. I didn't even know we silently evolving every day.

That means everyone has to test for APOL gene? Like how people test for Huntington's gene to know if they will have the disease later on. Omo.

WATCHOVER:
Nothing surprising, what a wonderful script.
99% OF INSECURITY IN NIGERIA IS PERPETUATED BY NIGERIA POLITICIANS

And the Nigerian armed forces.

Fcmb2022:
Lol
Are u still in doubt.

why don't u ask people that know me real life
like Beautygoddess



cos I don't have time.

It's not you, stop the cap.

Omo, you are about to release another bitter woman into the street. Nigga, better handle that shiit well.

How did everyone believe that pix on your DP is you? Omo this new Nairaland dull oh. They all believed you in the previous thread.

mrvocalprowess:
Okay thanks. Does the company have access to the phone? Can they see my pictures? Bank apps etc from their end?!

Impossible. Read below.

If your iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch is supervised, the organization which owns your device has the ability to install a profile to control what features your device has access to. If you want to see what features your administrator has modified from the default iOS settings, you'll need to check your settings.

That's all they can do.

mrvocalprowess:
What does this mean on an iPhone (real life experiences preferably) and how can it be removed


Thanks.

Where did you get this phone from?

Daddyyin:
Those guys are smarter than Nigerians when it comes to scamming. Nigerians are just too loud

Very loud and dull. White people never get our time, else we go dey cry dey beg.

boredberry why did you open that email if you are not going to reply to it?

Tokskob2008:
The last babe is ok but the first one is a no no, can't be arguing in the house with her next thing she tosses me outside the window with just one hand.

Someone with such small bone and muscle mass can throw you out? Omo, what are men of these days made out of? plastics?

Kelvin2022:
Good evening guys, please I really need your advice because for past 3 days I haven't been myself and I am very worried, my girlfriend that I always chat and talk with suddenly stop picking my calls and chatting me and I don't know why and we are not close together I would have visit her. It happens I ask her for money that I am not with money she said later she will do something about it. Uptill now she never picks my calls and I am confused because I want to tell her also that I have gotten money from someone else. I have sent her many messages yet she didn't reply even when she comes online she will say one word and log off. I have cried alot because I love her so much and I might commit sucide if she has dump me.

Your gF might not be alive, someone might be using her phone.
Your gF might be under the influence of hypnotizers (they're in vogue now).
Your gF might have been kidnapped and the kidnappers are using her phone to negotiate her escape.
Your gF

What you're witnessing is called a nigga moment.

Babygreene:
Damn! This is disturbingly disgusting.Black people are very loud.

What is wrong with girls of these days? Please expantiate

tayo200:
Good day nairalanders, I broke up with my girlfriend 3 months ago after we have dated for 3 years. It's been 3 months we last talked, either chat or call. No form of contact. I broke up with her due to the fact that she doesn't value me as her boyfriend. It's really disturbing and she doesn't want to change.
During these 3 months, I've had 2 girlfriends,which I think can replace her but to be honest, it's not easy getting into a new relationship these days o.. all these girls are widyling.. one started asking for money the 3rd days she said yes..haaaa...one will be uploading different guys on her WhatsApp, calling them bestie..yeeee...talo ni bestie ofo? Me sef know wetin I dey do when I be bestie nah..lol...I'm a student of Shola on Twitter, of you know what I mean.
In short,in comparison, my ex is better. Her own devil is better. And another thing is,to start from "what's your favorite food" is not easy o..
I'm thinking of going back to my ex. I've learnt through one of our mutual friends that she's not in any relationship too. Which still gives me the opportunity. To be honest, I'm really considering it, although I've not done it. Love is a feeling. If we start again, surely,the love will be back.
I need first hand advice from people that have experienced this - going back to their ex. Is it a nice move? Would things get better or worse?
I know most people would say it's not a nice move(I would say that too) but I need people with experience to give the advice.
Thank you. I'll be checking the comments section.

Cc: lalasticlala Kindly push to FP. It's a matter of life and death.. lol...

BoredBerry:
They used the golden ratio... So it's accurate... The symmetry is perfect...

But I think Eddie Redmayne is handsome... Not perfect but I find him very attractive...

Do you notice something with every attractive person, male or female? There is always same trait all of them have. Not necessarily in their soft features like skin, eye, nose, lips, but in their hard feature.

OdefaGirl:
Nairaland turned me this way..... but I will just calm down shaa

Lol, I feel you

OdefaGirl:
And who are to be blamed for that....me? The ignorant posters? You shameless ignorant learner? Or the Nigerian laws that are partially working?
Which?

So you never still give up. Omo you go like fight wella.

Make I pay $200 to learn how to avoid 2k billing?

Dynoz01:
no one who is sexually satisfied would be this furstrated to peruse a lesbian thread. Maybe you are just sexually starved by straight women, as a result of your ugliness
I will advise you to change your sexual orientation and become gay Because an anus orgasm will help clear your Stupidity

I have so much Lesbian partners I frolick with I don't do men
Men are not in any way sexually or romantically attractive to me

I have never been in a lesbian thread except this once. I just always see your gnarly topic but never open them. maybe wipe the konji off your eyeballs so you can see clearly. Or if you have proof that I've been in any of your threads, except this one, then post proof so I can wire you 40k. STAT

Dynoz01:
Men you don't get a lesbian to fall in love with you, Lesbians do not love men. That is what makes them Lesbians

A lesbian cannot be turned straight by having sex with a man she will still be a lesbian

This question is PORPESTROUS and LUDICROUS . Stop deluding yourself that all women secretly wants a man. Lesbians are women that love other women. Their love for each other is much valid as that of an opposite gender couple

No one who is sexually satisfied will ever be this frustrated. Maybe you should reconsider your sexual orientation? Or at least get a partner to love you?

PDP is like a guy who hasn't had sex in a long time. And then someone spread pussy for him. Same with how they've not had access to Nigeria's treasury for 8 years. Omo, if they win, it's over oh. Naira must touch 2k/$1

Probably, because why would the fallen angels chase toto (women) instead of conquering the Earth.

OdefaGirl:
Don't mention me unnecessarily you dimwit. I just thought you in the other thread that be it man or woman.... anyone called "suspect" is subject to investigation. Can you grow up now?

And what about the other masculine suspect that their names and faces gets posted here everyday? You must be selectively blind to not notice. Even a bat would be visually superior to you.

Chiraq77:
Una dey Ment

Why u dey hide her face

Maybe OdefaGirl can explain to us why they hid this terrorists face. I'm sure it has nothing to do wit her gender.

Mobile Money that has been in Ghana for over twelve years, e reach Nigeria under one month them thief am.

I'm sure he didn't say this

White men must have some special type of Juju or something, because the way they're able to hold our artefacts is something elese. Either that or our artifacts want to also japa, that's why they're not complaning. Who no like better thing?

It's almost month end, they've exhausted their BAT-stipend. Before next month, they'll be paid and you'll see them hop out of their hole. Screenshot this.

It's not easy to defend someone like Tinubu. Plus Peter Obi's support is organic. It's hard to beat anything that is truly organic. There's no greater love than one that is not forced.

One wicked Queen Barbie don show this OP shege

Did she live?

vickvan:
Something happened yesterday in my neighborhood. I was alone and my whole next action was to drown the sniper sitting in front of me to end this poverty just before I could go about it, the neighborhood was banging with lots of shouts, cries and wails from the next flat.
Immediately, I stopped whatever I was about doing and whole and behold, it was the ever smiling beautiful young neighbor that was being rushed out to the hospital fuming and jerking. I later learnt she tried killing herself. I asked myself, what will make this ever smiling lady want to kill herself, she's well to do, or is she in debt or was she sacked or maybe matters of the heart. That was how my mind wandered searching for answers till I fell to deep sleep.
I will just live to die another day. It's well.

Lilrichie419:
so is your company associated with the US president that he told you of his decision of restricting Nigerians
Yes companies do train their employees against phishing and social engineering attacks,but that idea of restricting Nigerians from their site is total bull crap
Nigerians don't even do much damages to them compared to Indians and Pakistanis

US president? Nigga you think everything that happens goes through president? What am I even expecting from a Yahoo boi. Of course the odds of you being a bright person will be low. Go and smoke your weed joor. What do you know about using your brain?

Nigerians don't even do much damages to them compared to Indians and Pakistanis

Why don't you go and tell them that we don't do damage like the other guys, so they should please stop? The problem is worse with Nigeria because it's now a way of life. Even those with legitimate jobs still engage in scamming. Also, Nigerians dominate the romance scam scene while Indians are more in Call center scam. On average, nine out of ten Nigerians engage in romance scam, and many are not even successful, but because of the odds that their success rate might grow at some point, they're researching every means to put a barrier between the West and Nigeria in particular.