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Abeg ohh. Babe wey I dey chyke since just gree. Make I just sample her toto before una launch nuclear warhead

Premarital sex is better than masturbation. At least that's the energy most christains give off.

toujurs:
This one you just said reminded me of a lady, i wooed for over six months, she was doing hard to get, finally she fell. And we had sex multiple times, which at some point she requested for it, the affection i initially had for her vanished, i was actually surprised at my self. How a girl i was so much eager to have, now i have her, i wasn't still happy, i had to tell her i was done, and was no longer interested, she cried and cried. And was begging. I was like wait a minute why is she crying this way. Its not like she liked me initially. We went out seperate ways. Only for this girl to stand at the entrance of an eatery at night. Waiting for me to come out so she can stab me and run away, luckily for me the security guard saw her. he observed something fishy and held her. Only for him to see a knife. When i came out i saw her, And was so shocked at what i heard. Some people can be so heartless.

Why did you abandon her? Was the pussy not tight enough or did it smell? Also, was it raw or with condom?

I've never seen a woman that so many people like. I hardly ever see any negative comment about her.

Pimping is very illegal in Nigeria. This one is supposed to be arrested

Nonpartisan1:
initial gra gra!

So this guy na agbero all this while

But this is basic stuff in Electronics and electrical labs. Why don't nigerians try to do new things? Why only copy the west? Don't we have enough brain power for new inventions?

Ehya, you just gave someone hope.

Rooneyboy:
This is chelation.
In my own case (2014) I was given some antibiotics both injection and tabs and it disappeared.
I used maxi-vision at ikeja.
I was also given one photochromic glasses like that (I don long throw-way he glasses )
It is usually caused by dirts. Mine was dust when I was transferred to KD.
You'll be fine, it's nothing to be worried about.

Una know wetin these girls dey pass through? You know the kind dick them dey receive? Them need food and other things to maintain beauty and structure.

Nigerians we don't fight. We're too passive. Our government don't evne have respect for us. The only time we made them afraid was EndSARS. And some bastardss here that their base salary is 500 naira were even defending them

czarr:
Why do they always relate everything to the Biafran war, especially those over 65 years....that year If you complain of hunger he'll tell you that during the war, they ate lizard and drank urine in the bush. I later found out that my father didn't even fight sef he was somewhere in the east the war didn't reach....enjoying goat meat, he was only 11 sef.

I love my father eh.

Lol, they're generation X.

Do you mean there are places in the East the war didn't reach?

irunoko:
I am sorry I won't be able to go into details because I am not a fan of typing for a very long time but I notice that when you choose to resign from a particular company because you've had enough of the boss's bullshi** and intrusive and controlling behaviour,why do they go into an outburst as if you have offended them because you say you want to resign and then later try to manipulate and gaslight you? Why do they get offended for choosing to resign?

You caring about their anger validates them. You should laugh and spit on the ground next time.

patrick49000:
You got a point on that.. I confess on bed it s different now, she s very aggressive and not letting be on top or doggystyle.. She s control everything and hold my arms sometimes...

well so the only way is to prove her she s wrong and im not weak.. im already tired to play the maid for her.. I will ask for a rematch, even if im not sure about that kind of taekwondo style fight, maybe it s better to propose something else

Oh no. If she's dominating you in the other room like you said, then I don't know if there's much you can do to regain control. Also, you seem unsure of yourself. Like you're not sure you can beat her in a fight. Why is that? How much does she weigh?

Listen, you're a man, and as such you have stronger bones than her. You're close to 50 so I cannot advice you to start hitting the gym because it will take so long to see results.

You might just have to try and talk to her about it. She might adjust for maybe two or three days, but she will go back to being aggressive again.

patrick49000:
Well ur right and thx for clarify it. it's an aspect I start to discover...

It's complicated now. She keep have that weird behaviour. She still bragging about "how she KO me" wich was not exact and really pretend she s just stronger than me... What can I do?

Like I said, you made a big mistake letting her win that fight. The only way out is to complete your two weeks punishment and playfully suggest another challenge. This time around, fight her like you would fight a man. Literally attempt to knock her out without killing her. She will respect the hell out of you. You need to show you are strong enough to protect her, otherwise she will assume the role of the man of the house.

Also, Black women see White men are generally weak, so you must prove her wrong.

And after that happens, always dominate her in bed (chocking) and being on top. Never let her be on top when fvcking.

patrick49000:
Hello,

I am french, 47 years old man, and I have a nigerian gf since 2 years now... We love to spend time together even if it s on internet and it s tough, we really try to act as a normal couple and stay strong. She is currently home; it's the second time she come here and she stay for 1 month, we are at the second week already.

Few days ago, we were just watching a series in tv and enjoying. On the show a black woman just fight 3 men alone and beat them out... I laugh and said how unrealisitic it was but she was not agree and said for example she is convinced she could handle me. I laugh more telling her nicely im a 5'9 man while she is 5'6. I love to tease her, it s how we laugh and getting close together. She said that even if she has no martial art background she could win vs me because she do some yoga.. I laugh and tease her imitate her doing yoga pose but it didnt make her laugh. She didnt show she was mad but i feel the ambiance started to be a bit more "electrical".. She said fine, if it's that I challenge u and we put a bet on it. Of course i refuse, telling it s going too far (but that im still stronger)but she insist and finaly i said ok let's try it if you dare, i'll be soft..

So we fix the rules, no punch, only kick and soft ones. 1 point for kick in the leg, 2 points for belly and 4 for the head, first to score 15 points win, I agree. For the bet, the looser ll have to do all the chores for the next 2 weeks... Ok no problem... It was in good ambiance but in the same time a bit of tension. I know she is competitive because we did play some video games and I am a bit too...

So it start, at first we were going slow but we dont like to lose and so I quickly took it seriously, and so she does. i confess it was tougher than i imagine, even if she is shorter she is energic and have a lot of speed... After couple of minutes, she was slighting winning and getting close to the 15 points. i started to be tired and toasted.. She is 34 while im 47 and it was more and more tough for me. She noticed it and start to tease me while smiling. Then, while i was about to kick her, she send me really her foot right in the stomach pretty hard.. I fall on my knees, she laugh and started to count while she was just skipping... i had my breath cut so I did give up... She laugh and tease me while celebrating by dancing and saying idiot things about white men... I had trouble to breath and basically feel like a d*ck... She then help me to stand up and put me on the sofa, being pretty satisfied about herself...

Since that, it's strange but she really act bossy with me... ok it s a part of the deal that i have to make the chores but she s like having pleasure telling me to do this or to do that...It's like something has change. if I try to talk her about it she just start to be mad and to say that she win and i need to listen to her... I dont really know how to deal with that..

Do you have an idea of what did happen in her mind?

Thx

You have to be a dominant man. Nigerian women naturally like to dominate their men, which is why Nigerian men are so dominant in nature, because that how we are able to tame the beast that resides in Nigerian women.

you have to realize that these women grew up around men like us so they took a lot of our behaviors. You've already proven to be weak, you shouldn't have fought her like a woman but as a fellow man. Nigerian women have more testosterone than the average earthly woman, you can easily tell from their voice.

You might laugh at this but it's the truth.

so these guys depend on Russia for energy and they're sanctioning the people of Russia so brutally. Lmao.


MAKE UNA COME BUY OIL FROM NIGERIA JOOOOOOR. OMO WE GO TOO MAKE MONEY FROM THIS ISSUE, ALTHOUGH IT'S SAD AND I WISH IT WOULD END SOON.

ctrl + f +Nigeria = zero results.


Omo, I just dey happy we no dey list.

Chelsea and their love for Black people.

Honestly, even till now, I'm finding it hard to believe that the people you describe in the weak category exist. Like why would anyone live with such lack of discipline and wickedness?

Are they not uncomfortable with that way of life? Sometimes, I look at such people and which I could just transfer my mind into their body and examine how they think and view life from their perspective, just to understand them a bit more. I believe everyone has a story. Certain things that shaped them into what they are.

Liliantalks:
I have noticed I rather watch porn than have sex, I get tired of sex, I feel watching porn is all about me but having sex is more about satisfying your partner. Stoping watching porn is not an option for me. I want to enjoy sex more

That's what porn does to your brain. Even you can't see it until you quit.

Israel will never agree lmao

If she tells you this, then she loves you because you can take a drug to make sure you don't become positive.

SultanOfPuna:
Mumu!!!! You have just confirmed what im saying. Whether population or no population. There is no cultism in ukraine.
Even if it is it is very very low unlike malaysia where there are numerous videos of cult clashes.

You have accepted that. So dont say its because of cultism thsts why ukrainians dont want blacks in their country. Majority of students in ukraine are Ajebos from middle class.
Which work is in ukraine There is no work for foreigners in ukraine
Thats why you dont find hustlers,touts in ukraine.
There is no work there. Only students are studying there.
Abeg no do pass yourself.
Just stick to village talks, you dont kbow shit about europe. Only mudhouse and palm wine tapping you should focus on

lol, not reading that. NO longer interested in this convo.

[quote author=SultanOfPuna post=110766153][/quote]The prison situation in Ukraine is nothing compared to Malaysia. You can even be killed and your organs used as donor in Malaysia prison. The only thing stopping them in Ukraine is just population.

It's the same way if you import Muslims into a population, as long as they're in the minority, they will behave themselves. But when they become many, their will start trying to Islamize the state.

I don't expect a monkey like you to understand.

SultanOfPuna:
If you are applying for ukraine visa from Nigerian embassy. They dint accept from 26 yrs old

If you want to avoid this, then go to S.A and apply from the ukraine embassy there.
Mumu like you never travel yet you talk like you know it all.
Abeg go rest for your mud house
Small yansh dey shake..smh

At least you've stopped denying the cultism claim. Shows dumb monkeys like you can also learn. There is hope for blacks afterall.