₦airaland Forum

madmohamed:
You see why Africa will continue to be where they are

China will invite them Russia will invite them America will invite them EU will invite them German will invite them any country will just woke up and invite a whole Africa like they are boy boy to them. One day Bangladesh will invite them too

How can a small country like turkey will just woke up and summon a whole Africa for summits in Turkey. Why can't them come to Africa if they want to do any business whit Africa

Even soo call big for nothing Nigeria this is insults to Africa country

One day Jamaica will also summon Africa to Jamaica for summits

The Africa leaders should stop embarrassing their self

I'm expected Nigeria to widrow immediately from the summit but they are first to go

If things don't change the Western world will be using Africa to do what ever they like

Africa leaders are useless stupid and coward

We are blacks... Thinking is not our purview

She didn't lie

Amotekun Amaka.

Meanwhile, death to all kidnappers

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Abeg i need the kind job wey alex get.. I'm tired of staying up all night building websites for people. The stress is telling on my neck.

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donprinyo:
Ignorance is a disease. go to Israel and see wonders the are doing with Cannabis. Only lazy brains destroys like buhari's.

We are blacks.. Thinking is not our purview

I just do

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MufasaLion:
I don't understand why people always get bitter after they don't get enough attention from a busy person. Yes, you promoted their crafts but were you expecting them to worship you forever, or at all?

The platform you used in promoting them was paid for. This man should get the hell out of here!

Once they ain't relevant no more, they start ranting and being petty. Fvck off, man!

He was asked him a question and he answered it.. Get a life.

Cool

As a Nigerian, now is the worst time to be DUMB

That's cool

Yawn

All this one na Photoshoot.. When una serious we go know

Cool

Buhari effect

Love is mental

African traditional Miracles are the dopest.. On a normal we suppose dey export am... But the whites are so bleeping smart that they convinced us that our ways are wrong and that there's is the best... They tried same in Asia but it didn't work because unlike us, those guys get brain.

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ahnie:
I was hustling in my roadside conglomerate jejely on sunday when this sleek GLK Ash colour pulled by and a very clean good looking chocolatey man wound down the glass and politely signal me to come.

I'm always in my best behaviour whenever I m attending to my customers, even to some of my frustrated customers.
My phonetics go change like say na Britain dem born me, but na packaging, market gimmicks.

So I went to him, curtsey and greeted him. He placed his orders, then I calculated the total for him and he asked if I accept transfer.

I told him yes, called out my bank details to him, minutes later I got confirmation on my account.

I proceeded and packaged all he ordered for, I handled the purchases to him, bid him bye and returned back to my conglomerate

Okay for the records...I m an akarapreneur, if the English is too big for you to comprehend.... I dey fry akara for roadside na wey dey pay my bills. You gerriit?

I thought he had driven away...he called me back again, as a good Isoko woman, I went back to meet him smiling sheepishly.

From his personality I could tell...say na pastor he be or amongst the committee of sherikokos (deacon).

He stretched forth his hand and handed a dollar like mint paper to me and he said....sister Jesus loves you, God would prosper your business.

I said amen, in my mind I was thinking he gave me a real dollar bill, I quickly put it inside my apron and I was overly sweet to his proclamation.

I don even calculate how to go block all those bereau de change abokis for ogbogonogo market.

Then he drove off ...I was so happy, thinking I yaff hammered.

E later clear from my eyes when I brought my supposed dollar out and found out that, what he gave me was just an ordinary handbill wey them draw Jesus Christ put.

Funny thing was...he had about 5 heavenly currencies with him, he had wanted giving me the 5 p6, but the sister seated at the front seat told him to give me only one.

I was even dissing her in my Isoko mind, for wanting to pour sand inside my garri, I nor know say she was just been a SIMPle lady saving me from the impending shock.

Sis, may God bless you abundantly.
Shey una see my life?

As for those that would bash me for not going to church on Sunday...Newsflash...I don't give a rat scrotum, so save your strength.
I no come beg you for food, leave me for Jesus let him judge me.

If I come beg you money, you nor go give me
So allow me use wetin I get, to get wetin I want.

You are a good writer.

Yawn

Welcome to democracy ✌�️

This is not a protest... When them serious we go know

Nosayer:
It's more than a story. It's a real life event that happened yesterday. Go on Twitter and search for Tunde Onakoya. Youths really have a lot of work to do repairing this country. We have the brains already, we just need the will to do so.

Read to understand bro

Toilet na blackbox ni

The kind of story Hollywood loves

Yawn

That I'm wicked...

Yawn

The people below make the best friends

Gays
Atheists
Agnostics
Realists
Traditionalists
People in tech
Writers (not bloggers, actual writers)

Avoid the ones below

Religious people

Those who talk about God alot

People with two English names

Those who can't think for themselves (talking about those wey believe say only those practicing their religion go enter heaven)

Those who have fallen victim twice to a Ponzi scheme

Typical Nigerians (you know them)

Typical Nigerian girls (talking about those dumb ones who think it's a guys sole duty to take care of a woman)

And most importantly avoid those wey add God for their business names... (Talking about them God is my all business enterprise, Grateful to God and sons company etc)

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