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traecey: I do...ixit fresh? pls mix it wif monkey tail nd squadron*run away bfre dese guys injure mi*

a wrap of weed in it ll make sense too... Yeah!

lorddaywalker: if I'm drunk to stuppor,den I tink I'm gonna mistake pimple for nippple. My compass always navigate d right direction on its own except wen its faulty. I might not knw anythg bt trust me,I hav 2 path dat I knw so well.d upper and lower path.

hmmmn... Nyc compass. Bt try to knw somethg & nt jux 2 paths... Smh

Ojestas: brother, I sent u rat, u sent back snake

Lol... Very funny

lorddaywalker: even AmERICA has a ghetto.if u get 3bedroom for 180k doesn't mean d area is dirty.and dosnt mean all houses are 180k.sm1 ask me abt accomodation on here in ib and I answere him wit d condition of been a corper,can u get a 400k apptment as a corper? Jst asking,if u need a 500k or 1m apptment in ib,u wl surely get one.u myt b richie bt nt all guys are.wit due respect,do u pay ur rent over there by ursef? Dnt mean to diss bt if u ar payin ur rent by ursef,u wl undrstnd wat it means to. Som pipu can't afford 12k room per year. Mean no diss,jst what I knw . I REP IB CITY!

Abeg wt do u knw abt recreation for igboora?

Hissexcellencie: if I tell u how many times I heard that b4....d story always changes after.....

aaaaa.... See dis one o, wt are u now forming? Anyhow sha, try Enimoney & ur story ll change forever.

Samguine: Ise.....do you care for some wine? My son sokarsenal just made a delivery of some high grade palmy, directly from the gods.

plz tracey ensure u both tk d wine together because dis man & him son are bad guys

Smeeky: *Lands in a brothel,pays for 2 girls just for him when he lands*disappears again to print out d callup letter*

Ah Ah! Do u want to kill somebody? He can barely handle one innocent girl & u are bringing two bad girls for him... Na die 4 am be dt na *didn't mention name o*

traecey: taste nd si dt d lord is good

Sister, abeg tell him... Lol

traecey: forest kini? persn wey wan grow big teeth must sha grow big lip to cover it

Okay O... I tot u had a forest were u rear Lions freely & dt ws d reason he ws gonna run off.

lorddaywalker: @drPhil, wetin my pikin mind sabi? Na to s*uck b.reast and eat. What else?

Me nor argue wit you o... Keep sucking d bre*st even in camp if u like. Dese boys dt lyk breaasst more than anythg So, na so one day una go dey suck pimple for chest, thinkin say na nippple.

rationalmind: I must have spoken your mind

Not at all... I ve no such thg in ma mind.

rationalmind: Lol, not at all.

You never can tell, maybe I'm actually one.

Okay Na, enjoy. bt don't get caught.

Samguine: Are you one of them? *sips lipton*

One of who?

traecey: dt tin wey e wan si...na him go run wit boxers for head*sipn viju milk*

hmmmn... Dis one u said he ll run wit boxers on his head, na d 'forest' Lions wan pursue am?

rationalmind: I can see you've been having a lovely time here flirting with queen.

Just dey careful, most of these girls wey u dey see so, na who go give them belle dem dey find

Lmao... Dis got me cracking

rationalmind: Is there something wrong in being one?

Is there something wrong in you being gay? #jux asking#

Hissexcellencie: na people like you wey go see wetin dem dey ask for begin run. I ga'egbunwukwe? (Can u carry it)

Are u underrating Enimoney? Don't try it o, she is more than u think she is. She can carry 3 times her size/weight... Ask her if you doubt me.

Meeky: dr Phil dis one wey u dey talk abt cucumber hmm u be lez?

No way! I'm so straight. D cucumber is for them esp Enimoney because she jux love it so.

lorddaywalker: **covers ears*** abeg no break ma fasting oo.chai!

lol... Your own dey ur body.

yokiti: Welcome back; how are you generally? Thanks for the orange. Please help me refridgerate it because it tastes better when chilled. Gracias mucho!

Yoky my dear frd, I'm fyn o... Hw are you doing na?

AdaEkube: Hey dearie,sorry I kpt u worried,hv bin in a bad state since ysterdai,I ws diagnosed of malaria.Took sum drugs bt am getting better sha.D drugs I took knocked me down ysterdai.Hw hv u bin??

Lo... D moment I read 'diagnosed of', my mind jux beat well well before I read further to see d 'malaria'.... Dunno wt I ws expecting to see u diagnosed of o.
Sorry abt ur health, hp u are beta now?

Ojestas: good to know your preference now. .i d get u loads of dem. . #OffToKatangua!

And she ll test them all in front of you, abi?
Tracey, plz wen dis guy bring u gifts of playboy designs, ensure u serve him a glass of juice missed wit sleeping pill because his plans for u are 'wicked' ... Hehehe

ENIMONEY: beht wetin consign Eni and cucumber?

I don't knw wt u keep doing wit it o bt I knw u are always afta either Plantain or cucumber. Shikena!

ENIMONEY: plaintains full camp true, bt na weak, tiny, unripe ones dey there am talking of the real deal! U knw wat I mean?

Lmao... U r one crazy girl. U be lyk Hall 2 babe.

traecey: I dnt like g-string o..prefer net or playboy designs...cumcumber for gini?

Ask Enimoney wt d cucumber is gonna be for. U shld ve told me b4 na dt u don't lyk G-strings... Well, I didn't buy net or playboy designs so u can tk frm Enimoney 1st (she got dem plenty bt she nor dey too wear dem because she jux love gstring alot), I ll pay her for it lerra.

godG: Here we go, sir:

I was a Platoon Leader in camp.

Demanding. Because:
You might not really enjoy your camping being a
leader. E dey pain me say I no get time for 'package'. I was always exhausted. You have to attend to so MANY things. You coordinate your platoon activities. Your phone rings at leat 15 times daily. You get to work with the Platoon Officer and/or Commander whenever s/he calls. You are like the father of the platoon members. Then, you will know that Nigerian graduates are really unemployable. You take excuse for them.
You make announcements in OBS, etc.

Benefits:
You get posted to wherever you want if you did well. Without a dime. My officials actually asked me where I wanted because they loved the job I did. Likewise, you get access to firsthand info.

Another is that you might be licensed to go to mammi anytime if you have a good relationship with your Commander. Going out from the boring SAED lectures too won't be an issue for you. Just tell anybody that asks you that you are Officer Lagbaja's Platoon Leader. For me, almost all those soldiers knew me. Whenever them see me, dem go say:"Platoon 4 leader, how you dey?" My reply: "I'm good, sir." I go just waka like a boss.

Also, you will never get punished with your colleagues by your Commander. You choose what you want to do and what you don't want, because nobody expects you to kill yourself with all the demands that come with being the leader.

But please, don't mess with your colleagues' money. Be faithful, dedicated, listening, etc. and you would love the experience, because many people will look up to you - even after camp. Right now, they still call me Platoon Leader wherever they see me.

But I no get time for package. Any avenue wey I see, na soso sleep. Are you ready for this?

****Pls. excuse typos.

Thanks MA. Plz wat state are u serving or did u serve? & if I may ask, wt kinda jobs are u referring to dt ll keep u so busy?

Ojestas: SMH! in slow motion. Contunu!

Ojestas my gud frd... I didn't forget u during my trip o. I bought boxer short for u. D size written is XXL, hp it ll size u? Or abi u ll share wit Macuwon because d one I bought for him is size small

godG: Part 1 & 2: Block 6 Rm.171 and 179 respectively. You moved in when I was moving out of 171.

Part 3 & 4: Annex H 353 and G 248.

Abeg repost the benefits of been the platoon leader again jhur... Plz quote me dis tym wit it.

Hissexcellencie: lol. Welcome....would love to see what you look like tho'

Okay na... Thanks for the welcome

Samguine: I've experienced worse

Dooh! Don't Worry, wt u are experiencing is to mk u stronger & better & probably knw wt true love is lyk wen (OR IF) u find one... Hehehe

ENIMONEY: lmao!! Chai Dr phill, so u now abuse ripe plaintain? that type go break inside na

Tah! If I hear am... Na mk I fit chop am dts y I said it shld be ripe & boiled o. D only abuse I abuse plantain is that I chew it very well wit my teeth.

Please, whr is Oga Yokiti? He shld come & take dese two large oranges I bought for him o...