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Cleoqueen: Are you sure that's all to it?...since you schooled in uniben,maybe you know me, or maybe you even saw me at sports complex and found out my name is queen...so?...which is it?

Seriously, I don't know u personally & I wished I saw u... Jux collected my letter on saturday.

Cleoqueen: Are you kidding me?...of course, you are free to visit..I love you personality, regardless of your gender...and if truly you are a guy,I admire your ability to keep up with the pretense for this long

Lol... Thanks. I jux wanted to ve some fun by pretending to be a lady & I can say I truly had fun. Sorry again for the troubles I caused U. #TeamUNIBEN, FCT thgs#

adedeji65: samguine na gayLord

Hmmmn... Now I see

adedeji65: nd u still wan set her P again , bros u no try

Bros abeg nor vex... I go try to dey try now... Hehehe

Cleoqueen: I'm beginning to question everything about you now o...why did you call me queen?

Anythg wrong wit me calling you Queen? I tot since ur monicker is Cleoqueen, I can use queen instead.

Cleoqueen: You still think she is a babe?...but hope you are convinced now that we are not the same person sha?

Whoeva is still not convinced that we are different pple, dt person own obviously dey him body.

Wiseracre: u sure bro? Hav u met her before

Nice question.

Samguine: She is a babe. A very beautiful babe with beautiful eyes. And she's from Edo.


*in Liam Neeson's voice*
DrPhilABd..wherever you are, I will find you. And I will marry you.

lmao... You wan marry guy?

Wiseracre: Guess I owe you an apology...

Yea, U do. U r indeed a gentleman

Cleoqueen: FINALLY!..ITS A GUY...I knew it...and they almost had my neck, saying I was you and I had to upload a picture of myself

Hehehe...it means I can be said to be d reason y u had to upload ur pix & also d reason dey saw ur pretty face... Wow, I did dem well. Btw, I also enjoyed d view of your picture... *winks*
sorry for the many wahala & explanations I caused u. Hp I can visit u still in ur state of deployment & also stay wit u?

Samguine: I think I need to get myself a cigarette

Plz do... I ll provide u wit a lighter

sokarsenal: . Another joke?

Nope... This is me been real now. You ll get an invitation soon to be an agent.

A quick confession...
I'm someone who loves to have fun bt I'm a very quiet person physically. I get wild online because I jux find it easy expressing myself online easier. I ve deceived a lotta peeps making them think wat is not as though it is. I'm sorry for d deceit, I seeketh just fun which I tot it ll be nice getting by being someone else, somethg else. I'm DrPhilA.Bd, and I'm a black handsome BLOKE, wit luvly eyes. To those dt cld detect my pretense, I give u kudos... We ll recruit u into our secret service soon because u got d mind of an agent.

Spicylate: u can go with 8

Thanks for your kind reply. Can I go wit gum in place of stapler?

Fresia01: posted to Abuja,, dnt knw anybody dia,,, heard accommodation dia is on d high side,, can anyone residing dia help me out,, tnx

Can u stay wit a guy?

Spicylate: owk owk so congrats to ya'al that worked and were luckly posted to abj. so kubwa camp aint that bad sha. i enjoyd mine. jst dnt get intimidated sha. nd ehen dnt listen to all those photographers dat will tell u to get 8 red n 8 white pasports. if u av jst a white or a red background pasports dias no p. b very careful wit u first alawee in camp oo coz it is dat tym dat all dis people selln clothes n shoes n fancy fancy stuffs dat wil start to advertise wella. ehen 4 d ladies long earings arent allowed n long nails 2. my name is frances an x batch b 2013 corp member and i wish ya'al a very memorable stay in camp.

Plz hw many passport photographs r we required to present?

Jimwalex: dear i was posted to T.A.R.A.B.A oh!!!!!!!

Congrats my broda... Thank God nor be Adamawa

ENIMONEY: plateau-jos #crying

Wow... Don't knw if to say Congrats or Dooh... I hp u get gud benefits dere. Whr u be dey work ur posting to?

traecey: I guess ur talk abt oyo influenced it

Babe, my influence yielded nothing. Na Abuja thgs now o

Cleoqueen: Ook dear...good morning

gud morning Queen

I ve been posted to FCT... Who else ll be there? quote me plz...

ENIMONEY: any one sha. so far we comot for where we dey before.lol

Whr dem tk Enimoney go?

macuwon: they hv seen it oooo... Tnx for d concern... Edo here i com

You are Welcome to Edo State... We dey wait for you!

Samguine: I got Ogun

Congrats Bruv.

traecey: we olready knw...I got OYO...tot uniben pasted a list?

No list o... Just go dere & tk ur letter. Congrats on your posting. Sincerely hp we can meet dere.

zerray: can u imagine? abia

Chai! So sorry o... Dis New D.G change thgs.

Cleoqueen: Hahaha...osun was not among the list of places I wanted jor...what about @drphilabd,does anyone know where she was posted?

I'm yet to get my letter... Will be taking it tomorrow sha.

Hello Everyone... I'm yet to collect my callup letter... Bt I ll be getting it tomorrow at Uniben Sports Complex.
Whr are my pple Tracey, Jimwalex, samguine, God's favourite, Luvlycute, Zerray, DarkChocolate, macuwon & d others? Abeg mk una quote me with whr dey post una go o... I'm waiting while shaking because I got a call dis morning stating dt the whole posting process ws hijacked in Abuja & dts y most runnings ain't working.

traecey: Goodmrn Smeeky, darkchocolate, zerray, sokarsenal, enimoney my ex lover, whytjane, buksich, drphilabd, samguine, moshmod101, Temmytea70, meeky, cutiepie01, Fluffy22, cutekemitola...
dof my hat to y'al

Good afternoon Tracey... Good afternoon everyone... Gud Pm teletubbies

sokarsenal: Can't imagine how this house would be like in 4 days time.....we'd hear.....'what nonsense, lagos stream 2,I don wait tire for house', 'this oyo runs did not work for me' (adedeji65).......'Lagos stream 2, atleast I'd collect my August salary and my nysc august allowance' (samguine), 'Zamfara, choi I don die and I was expecting Akwa Ibom (cleoqueen), ' no enugu and no rivers state, and yet they gave me taraba state' (traecey), 'I wanted south west and now I have bayelsa state'(DrPhilABd) 'this people had to send me to katsina, to serve nigeria, oh nigeria has failed me' (madam), 'I thought this man told me he submitted my numbrr to akwa ibom, I'd redeploy (ifyzo)..........'By God's grace, my runs pure (baba osemu8), etc

Lol... Funny u. Wt abt u, ur own na 'Stream 2, Bornu state... E nor go beta for dese pple'

Jimwalex: chaiii... chaiii...u knw wat,honestly i used think dat fyn and sophisticated gals lyk u,cleoqueen,heemah,traecey,tiffanyj,God's favourite,cutiepie01,enimoney,debbygirly et al no dey excrete or flatulate(a.k.a toot,poot,pass gas,bombshell lolz) oh...bt on a serious note,DO THEY? just curious ni jare..

If u got a Sister, I believe she is beautiful... She neva 'flatulate' for ur presence before?

Darkchocolate: It's on YouTube but I can email you the video if you want.

please email tracey d video, she ll transfer it to me.