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Jokes EtcRe: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by drstan(m): 11:50pm On Dec 12, 2013
PetroDolla2: crap! you should be grateful you had a Ghanaian English teacher to polish that your gbegri accent. thank God for those hard working Ghanaian teachers who taught most of these folks. I pity them sha. It must have been a nightmare trying to get them to speak anything close to an acceptable accent. who else will say kut or kout, instead of cut... kat? grin

hahahahaha no wonder their newscasters and announcers on TV, and even on radio are always faking accent! chei,

the first time I heard Babangida speak, I asked a nigerian why he was speaking with that funny accent. he said that was the way people from the north spoke English! huh
what is the one saying?
Jokes EtcRe: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by drstan(m): 11:49pm On Dec 12, 2013
willibounce: These ghanians are fenny! They actually think they speak correct English with their dirty accent. One ghanian idiot is even claiming 'cut' is pronounced as 'cat' and referring ppl to a crazy link. Don't u have a dictionary or understand transcription?

I always feel like slapping thm whn thy speak. South Africans too got terrible accent for spoken English. Indians are the worst. English is so hard for thm tht thy have to nod their heads like lizards when speaking.
guy i tire oo.
Jokes EtcRe: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by drstan(m): 11:46pm On Dec 12, 2013
PetroDolla2: is this place better than Ghanaweb? damn fvcking hypocrite. you talking about me calling the ediot a dirty, ugly pig,huh? I guess you didn't see the crap he wrote,huh? absolute crass crap. if you want to talk about eaglets, supa chinchins or any other crap open another thread,Huh? and is ghanaweb or any other online platform under any obligation to publish anything about your country? putting out stories about nigeria is entirely at the discretion of owners of a particular site, is that too complex to comprehend? nonsense
but they are on the obligation to carry out any news that will paint nigeria black? Bunch of hypocrite
Jokes EtcRe: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by drstan(m): 11:42pm On Dec 12, 2013
[quote author=Jigga_man101]Did nairaland carry out the score line when Ghana under 20 was making waves at the under 20 World Cup but they had the score line of the nigerian team.[/quote]ok check out this https://www.nairaland.com/338585/u-20-world-cup-final-ghana/1
Jokes EtcRe: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by drstan(m): 11:30pm On Dec 12, 2013
[quote author=Jigga_man101]Stop lying[/quote]it profit me nothing to lie, do your research.
Jokes EtcRe: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by drstan(m): 11:28pm On Dec 12, 2013
PetroDolla2: shut up goat. fuelish mudder fugger you want to make fun of someone, go look for a MUMUgerian to play that kind of sick joke with,huh? ediot. I hope you would have said the same rubbish if a Ghanaian had played that joke on nigerians.

dirty ugly pig!
look at your life? Calling someone dirty ugly pig, you think this is ghana web? That only see the negative part about nigeria.? like the just concluded under 17 when 6 of our eaglet fail age scan ghana web was the first to carry it to console themselves from their 6-1 defeat. When the eaglet started making wave at the world cup i never see a day ghana web put the score line even when they carried the cup, but if the case should be the reverse they will be the first to carry out the score line, bunch of "haters" keep hating, when you hate you are always behinde
Jokes EtcRe: Cat Fish: My Funny Experience With A Ghanian Guy by drstan(m): 11:19pm On Dec 12, 2013
Just like one of my GST lecturer that schooled in ghana, we were confused the day she pronounce body as ''bedy'' that day we laughed to stupor, if you notice when ghana movies enter nigeria market no body buy their movie because of their accent , .imagine some one pronouncing her as hair, jump as jemp, saw as se, thank God for the way nollywood have brush their accent and improved their life, now their movies are competing with ours.
EducationRe: At Last, FG, ASUU Sign Agreement To End Strike by drstan(m): 10:31pm On Dec 12, 2013
Give ASUU a break! Join hands with this nairalander and fight this menace of animal cruelty https://www.nairaland.com/1551692/vegan-nairalander
EducationRe: ASUU Ready to Call-Off Strike Next Week - Fagge by drstan(m): 10:29pm On Dec 12, 2013
Give ASUU a break! Join hands with this nairalander and fight this menace of animal cruelty https://www.nairaland.com/1551692/vegan-nairalander
PhonesRe: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by drstan(m): 7:52am On Dec 12, 2013
Please help, my hTC one calibrator is not responding to all the touch, some part of the calibrator screen will respond to touch some part dont, they said i need to change the calibrator, i have given it to phone "doctors" but none have seen the calibrator, i dont know if its still possible for me to see the calibrator, or if any one have it, here in Abuja.
Music/RadioRe: Lyrics Of Timi Dakolo's "Great Nation" (Beautiful Anthem For Our Dear Country) by drstan(m):
ayewosa: My God this is the best song have heard in a long while. Great lyrics, great voice and great video. God bless timi dakolo for this wonderful theme song.
This are the type of musicians we need in this country, not those that sings rubbish and uses girls with big butt to shot videos.
1000like
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Vegan Nairalander.. by drstan(op):
redcliff: God gave us the permisson to kill and eat them...
but bros, that does not mean we should kill them indiscriminately and unlawfully
Nairaland GeneralA Vegan Nairalander.. by drstan(op): 12:58pm On Dec 11, 2013
I still find it hard to believe, some say i cant do without meat in my plate of food, i can stay a day without eating meat or fish,sometimes i go for weddings and other occassions and people are served food without meat and they want to start world war 3, that is hilarious! Can we just stop this unlawfull killing of animals for food, clothing and ill treatment of animals? I just passed by an abattoir God! you need to see where those humans were killing animal as if they dont have a right of their own, can we just stop this indiscriminate killing of animals? Please these animals have a right. Please be a vegan today and enjoy the vegan lifestyle
SportsRe: Iheanacho, Awoniyi And Alampasu Named In CHAN Squad. by drstan(m): 10:24pm On Dec 05, 2013
safarigirl: Mali wey we smoke 4-1, na dem wan destroy Ghana psychologically.

The Super Eagles have nothing to prove as far as African countries are concerned, we've shown them just why we're the Champions, we just need to overcome the Europeans and South Americans now
QED
EducationRe: KOGI STATE UNIVERSITY STUDENT CHATROOM. by drstan(m): 6:09pm On Dec 05, 2013
Zikdik: I've got one question. Does KSU offer the MBBS programme? I mean, Medicine and Surgery, and how standard is it?
ya,ksu just started admitting student last year, the site is cool, they have finished the first phase of accredition in two to three years time that place will be hot cake,
RomanceRe: What Can You Say About Her by drstan(op):
tsidra: He is your boyfriend not God...

Haba!!! Can your father afford all those things.
hahahahaha, this coming from a female, reason why am still single...but .#wink
RomanceWhat Can You Say About Her by drstan(op): 5:37pm On Dec 05, 2013
She said,Can you imagine? I cant believe this. He deleted me from his BBM, can't reach him his phone, he moved out from his house, removed me from his friends on facebook, blocked me on whatsapp just because i gave him the list of things i want for xmas. 1, Brazillian hair 120k, 2,Gucci bag 350k, 3,Louis vitton wallet 80k, 4, DKNY wrist watch 70k, 5,Parada shoes 140k, 6,Aldo sandals 30k, and a tecno phantum 120k. Please friends I only asked for seven items o.......did she ask for much?
PropertiesTank Farm For Sale In Calabar by drstan(op): 4:55pm On Dec 05, 2013
The Tank Farm has the following features amongst others:-
Location-Within the Calabar Free Trade Zone (CFTZ) .
Total Capacity- 17 million liters available in four tanks of 5million(3) , and 2million(1) .
Slop Tank(Utility)-45000Liters.
Water Tank-800,000Liters.
Foam Line-Present.
Automatic Pressure vacuum relief-Present.
Pressure relief valve-Present.
Earthing wire for Lightening and Thunder-Present.
No of Loading Arms-4
No of Loading Meters-4
Maximum Loading Capacity-70 trucks per day.
Total No of pumps-4
Generator-150KVA
Jetty-Available
Administrative Facility-One Administrative Block fully furnished.
Purchase Price-Four Billion Naira, 08036519148
PoliticsRe: Oshiomhole Drinking With The "Go And Die" Widow (Picture) by drstan(m): 9:02pm On Dec 02, 2013
[quote author=Sunny_bobo]Since Oshiomhole is a widower and the woman a widow, I hereby suggest that both should get married ASAP.

Click like if you are in support of this proposal.[/quote]God! The highest like i have ever seen on nairaland. Men! 240 like as at when i saw it.
EducationRe: KOGI STATE UNIVERSITY STUDENT CHATROOM. by drstan(m): 11:30pm On Nov 28, 2013
Emyo: I don't know what happened but I was typing all through yesterday. I have a presentation in my church today and am yet to finish typing my speech..............,.............
did you just said you have a presentation in your church? You know why i asked lol.
IslamRe: Sharia Police Smash Bottles Of Beer In Kano by drstan(m): 10:44pm On Nov 27, 2013
And hijab was ban in one of the christian own school in the west, and they were raising alarm...yet we said one Nigeria
EducationRe: SCIENCE GURUS LODGE by drstan(m):
Hmmm. am back for good. Lets crack it on carbohydrate...
1. Oligosaccharides linked to proteins are called
2. In polysaccharides, monosaccharaides are joined by
3. Sucrose is a
4. Lactose is a disaccharide consists of
5. In lactose, the linkage is
6. Maltose is a disaccharide consists of
7. In maltose, the linkage is
a)β-1-4 linkage
b)β-1-2 linkage
c)α-1-4 linkage
d)α-1-2 linkage
8..
The isoelectric point of an amino acid is defined as the pH
EducationRe: SCIENCE GURUS LODGE by drstan(m): 11:26pm On Nov 23, 2013
Odilop: correct!!
yapeeee!!!
EducationRe: SCIENCE GURUS LODGE by drstan(m): 9:41pm On Nov 21, 2013
Hmmm been a while
Odilop: grin What are the two subtance which when react with oxygen and atp produces light in fire flies??
dont really no well about it do, but in one of my mcb course it said something about luciferine in the presence of an enzyme called luciferase, so is d two substance luciferine and luciferase
SportsIts A Shame Eagles Scored :rossi by drstan(op): 11:51am On Nov 20, 2013
It’s a shame Eagles scored – Rossion November 19, 2013 at 7:11 pm in Sports
Giuseppe Rossi was happy with his first Italy goal in over two years and the partnership with Mario Balotelli. But he insisted that it was a shame that the Italians allowed the Super Eagles to score twice in their friendly at Craven Cotttage.
“Of course I’m happy with the goal and the team’s overall performance,” he told Rai Sport after a 2-2 friendly draw with the Super Eagles.
UNITED KINGDOM, London : TOPSHOTS
Italy’s goalkeeper Salvatore Sirigu (R) vies with Nigeria’s striker Bright Dike (L) during the International friendly football match between Italy and Nigeria at Craven Cottage in London on November 18, 2013. The match ended 2-2. AFP PHOTO
“It’s a shame we conceded those goals when we appeared to be in control. We can go home happy with this game.
“More than the goal, it’s the performance that counts. We all worked very hard to honour this jersey and I think that’s what we did.”
This was Rossi’s first Azzurri goal since June 2011, as he was out for two years with a series of knee injuries and missed the 1-1 draw with Germany due to tonsillitis on Friday.
“It was nice to see the affection from my teammates. We have a great group of players and we’re all friends off the field too, so these are good foundations to build on.
“We have many great strikers, so any of them can play up front for Italy. The important thing is to give 100 per cent whenever we’re called upon.
“I never gave in and still have objectives to achieve, which I am slowly going through and hope to eventually get them all.”
Some have said the pairing with Balotelli is Good Cop, Bad Cop.
“We’re two good guys! We get on well, as does everyone in the squad. In all honesty, there wasn’t much time to prepare for this game. We did well, Mario gave me a great assist for the goal and played very well, so I’m happy for him. His goal will come as long as he keeps working like this.
“I was ill with a sore throat and fever, so I only managed to train for two days during this get-together.”
Diamanti curses Eagles woodwork
Alessandro Diamanti will “just have to keep improving on free-kicks” after hitting the bar in Italy’s 2-2 draw with the Super Eagles.
“I’m getting used to hitting the woodwork. It means I’ll just have to keep improving on my free-kicks,” the Bologna star shrugged on Rai Sport.
“We did well, I’m not sure how we ended up trailing within 10 minutes, but after the break we had a dozen scoring opportunities.
“I’m also disappointed the referee gave two minutes of injury time when there should’ve been 15.”
‘Alino’ Diamanti is one of the favourites to be in the 23-man squad going to Brazil for the World Cup.
“Whenever I come here, I keep my head down, work with a lot of humility and am at the disposal of the group whether I play or not. That’s the only way to be on international duty. http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/shame-eagles-scored-rossi/
EducationRe: Education Section Chat Room by drstan(m): 10:01pm On Nov 15, 2013
Hello people, a friend of mine that have been seeking for admission for the past 4years,just got a text message from temple gate polytechnic offering him admission, which he never applied for, he dont know the school, and he is thinking of accepting the letter of admission, pls who have good info about the school
EducationRe: Temple Gate Polythecnic, Abia State by drstan(m): 9:51pm On Nov 15, 2013
My friend just recieve d same message, and he is thinking of acepting the admission,after seeking for admission for the past 4years.please who have any info about the school.?
EducationRe: Lagos To Ban Unintelligent Students From Public Schools by drstan(m): 7:41am On Nov 12, 2013
[quote
author=Mynd_44]Those public secondary schools are getting crowded
mehn.....they should not be thrown open to everyone. If a student fails
placement exams, he/she should try again next year or go learn a
trade[/quote]or go to Ghana
EducationRe: SCIENCE GURUS LODGE by drstan(m): 8:32pm On Nov 08, 2013
Lateef9961: 1.sporozoites is a development stage of plasmodium b4 introductn in human blood.it is present in mosquito saliva
correct!!!
EducationRe: SCIENCE GURUS LODGE by drstan(m): 11:27pm On Nov 07, 2013
demola21: Beta oxidation takes place in the inner membrane mitochondria
corect!!!
EducationRe: SCIENCE GURUS LODGE by drstan(m): 11:25pm On Nov 07, 2013
demola21: Primary metabolites occur at the lag/exponential phase while secondary metabolites occur at the exponential/stationary phase
correct!!!
EducationRe: SCIENCE GURUS LODGE by drstan(m): 11:13pm On Nov 07, 2013
drstan: Carry over question from page 33smiley
( Today question page 37.) 1.What are sporozoit,
2.where do beta oxidation take place?
3.4,and
5.has been answered
6. Where do primary and secodary metabolite take place or ocure at the growth stage of microbia growth....

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