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Religion / Re: Elderly Man Caught Watching Sexually Explicit Video During Church Service by drstrange12(m): 12:30am On Jun 07, 2018
sho mo age mi ni
Investment / Re: Ok by drstrange12(m): 12:27am On Jun 07, 2018
Uchihaitaci:
can you make it N3.5m in 3 months?

This will tie down capital. BUt with a better return this would be worth considering

i can smell a naruto fan
Sports / What To Expect From Nigeria This World Cup by drstrange12(m): 11:47pm On Jun 06, 2018
pls wats wrong with the nigerian team??, are our village people after them, imagine watching the match and i had to change my mind and keep the money i wanted to stake on nigeria first goal, everytime na we dey concede first, have we ever scored first in a match before?, moses kept falling, all his set pieces no near player, even czech republic that i no recognize one player for deir score us, one guy near me was now telling me that they are saving stamina and the goals for world cup, are dey crazy who saving goal epp??, ticket dey catch fire, who send dem to save the goal, abi na injury dem dey fear??, see wat dis guys are playing after been paid with our taxes, croatia - brazil, brazil won 2-1, and the croatia defence was too tight, if it was brazil negeria nko?? i really hope there is hope in this world cup ooo, am not happy at all ooo, onazi and joel did their own against england, moses was falling down as if he cross magun, the rest dey fear to play cus of injury, na wa ooo, we just vex comot for viewing centre, over 1 spoil, nigeria to score first goal spoil, to win spoil, omo NFF e te ese ile bo oo..., i no fit to lose bet and at the same time use my tax money dey pay dem at the same time...
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Made Me Join Nairaland Today. by drstrange12(m): 1:07am On Jun 05, 2018
lovewizzy09:
grin I decided to join Nairaland today finally (been a guest for about year now). But my boyfriend is always on this forum and sharing links to interesting topics for me to read up and I find them very educative. But on joining this forum, I noticed there are alot of trolls here, and people make fun of just about everything even when the poster is serious. Well, I'm glad I joined this great forum and I wish to gain more knowledge from great minds here. It's really nice to be here, Nairaland keep up the great work!

welcome, wishing you a long NL life....
i hope u are ready for harsh weather here, this place is sambisa, let the rest wake up first...

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Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Made Me Join Nairaland Today. by drstrange12(m): 1:03am On Jun 05, 2018
lovewizzy09:
grin I decided to join Nairaland today finally (been a guest for about year now). But my boyfriend is always on this forum and sharing links to interesting topics for me to read up and I find them very educative. But on joining this forum, I noticed there are alot of trolls here, and people make fun of just about everything even when the poster is serious. Well, I'm glad I joined this great forum and I wish to gain more knowledge from great minds here. It's really nice to be here, Nairaland keep up the great work!

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Culture / Re: Has The Nigerian Vulture Gone Extinct? by drstrange12(m): 12:24am On Jun 05, 2018
malificent:
I was in a discussion with some persons yesterday and the topic arose. Where are the vultures that hover in droves whenever there's a fresh kill? These carrion eaters used to be a common sight at abbatoirs and ceremonies where cows and goats are slaughtered.

Now I can't even remember the last time I saw one. Have they been hunted to extinction? Did the increased demand of these birds and their eggs for ritualistic purposes wipe them out? Or people ate them? I was raised to believe eating vulture meat was a taboo. You'll die with your stomach bloated the next morning. Or the mallams selling chicken suya are responsible? Cause when the feet and head of these birds are removed, I doubt people can actually tell they're eating vultures.

When was the last time you saw a vulture?

they aint extinct yet, still saw their crew circling up in the sky like say they are doing round the chair game, i was in a bus in ondo state going along owo road to ipele town....
something died along that road hence the display of sky rounding or watever they call it

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Romance / Re: Is There Something Wrong With Me? by drstrange12(m): 12:13am On Jun 05, 2018
Nategaoo:
When I was living in Australia, Whenever someone hurts my feelings I want to hurt them back. Some months ago someone annoyed me so I put shiiitt on his door. One girl annoyed me so I super glued her laptop keys, sue can't type with it now. My roommate annoyed me so I urinated in her drinking water and also urinated in her juice and spit in her body cream. One girl annoyed me so I put toilet water in her alcohol. One stupid girl again angered me so I shhit in her bag. One of my class mates annoyed me so I cut his bag. I threw someones water bottle anyway. I destroyed someones slides and threw away her clothes. Now someone has annoyed me and all I can think about is revenge. I want to see him suffer. I told him nicely to stop slamming his door because it wakes me up so I am plotting on how to punish him. Why am I like this? Is there something wrong with me?

if you ask me, na who i go ask (in omawunmi voice)

ma bi mi ni jamb question

i wont say something is wrong with ur brain because apparently its empty, instead i will say *something is wrong with your diaphram*

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Health / Re: Nigerian Man Collapses After Donating Blood, Forced To Pay N7,000 To Get It Back by drstrange12(m): 5:58pm On Jun 04, 2018
you are in nigeria, even giving free thing is risky, i hope its ur blood they gave u back sha, make e no bi one wey dem collect for morgue, so they can keep ur fresh own..

who send am??, him wan kill himself??
make una leave am make him die na!!!
Phones / Re: See The Interesting Features Of The Newly Updated Whatsapp Version by drstrange12(m): 8:44am On Jun 04, 2018
megafem1:
Plz help me
I mistakenly recharge #10,000 on my glo. The money is part of my school fees. Kindly buy card from me on 07056897107

exchange ur airtime back to cash is easy na, go browse abeg
Programming / Yoast Seo Premium (licensed) by drstrange12(m): 12:32am On Jun 04, 2018
yoast SEO premium (licensed), for those that has got blogs, you all know what this plugin does and how much it cost right (69$)??, well i have it, after a successful crack and hack..

Premium Yoast SEO Plugin lets you write killer content and optimize it in a way that your website can rank first on SERPS, it ensures that you optimize your posts in every possible way according to search engine guide lines. but this plugin comes in two different versions, one is a free the other one is premium, this is the premium.

Yoast SEO does everything in its power to please both visitors and search engine spiders & crawlers.

Yoast Premium SEO Plugin is considered the best plugin by many online SEO experts & it is the most recommended SEO Plugin for Newbies, because they don’t have the basic know how of optimizing their content according to the rules of SEO, Yoast SEO is available for WordPress Users since 2008.

Features of Yoast SEO Premium for WordPress : 


Multiple focus keywords – Optimize your article for synonyms and related keywords free one only allows 1 focus keyword.
Redirect manager – It keeps your site healthy by easily redirecting errors from Google Search Console, deleted pages and changed URLs.
Automatic internal linking suggestions – write your article and get automatic suggested posts to link to.
Expand Yoast SEO with the News SEO, Video SEO, Local SEO and WooCommerce SEO extensions.
The Insights tool shows you what your text focuses on so you can keep ur article in line with your keywords.

holla on whatsapp, number in signature below

Business / Yoast SEO Pressor Premium by drstrange12(m): 12:23am On Jun 04, 2018
yoast SEO premium (licensed), for those that has got blogs, you all know what this plugin does and how much it cost right (69$)??, well i have it, after a successful crack and hack..

Premium Yoast SEO Plugin lets you write killer content and optimize it in a way that your website can rank first on SERPS, it ensures that you optimize your posts in every possible way according to search engine guide lines. but this plugin comes in two different versions, one is a free the other one is premium, this is the premium.

Yoast SEO does everything in its power to please both visitors and search engine spiders & crawlers.

Yoast Premium SEO Plugin is considered the best plugin by many online SEO experts & it is the most recommended SEO Plugin for Newbies, because they don’t have the basic know how of optimizing their content according to the rules of SEO, Yoast SEO is available for WordPress Users since 2008.

Features of Yoast SEO Premium for WordPress : 


Multiple focus keywords – Optimize your article for synonyms and related keywords free one only allows 1 focus keyword.
Redirect manager – It keeps your site healthy by easily redirecting errors from Google Search Console, deleted pages and changed URLs.
Automatic internal linking suggestions – write your article and get automatic suggested posts to link to.
Expand Yoast SEO with the News SEO, Video SEO, Local SEO and WooCommerce SEO extensions.
The Insights tool shows you what your text focuses on so you can keep ur article in line with your keywords.

holla on whatsapp, number in signature below

Romance / Re: Man Attempts Suicide After Killing His Coworker While Trying To Rape Her by drstrange12(m): 11:59pm On Jun 03, 2018
the rest never come, let me book space
Phones / Re: See The Interesting Features Of The Newly Updated Whatsapp Version by drstrange12(m): 11:43pm On Jun 03, 2018
a ma ni problem oo (x3)
e mi ati e ma ni problem ooo

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Carries Sponge And Soap To Lagos Beach To Swim (photos by drstrange12(m): 11:17pm On Jun 03, 2018
baba told him to go wash his head for beach, before poverty ruin am finish, mumu dey fear to go for nite, him go for evening, come dey wait..

sense is far from you

weldon sir (falz voice)
Romance / Re: My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by drstrange12(m): 3:20pm On Jun 03, 2018
nobody holy pass eh! look into my eyes and tell me say you pass eh eh eh!!! (tu baba voice)

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Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 3:06pm On Jun 03, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
As you proclaim it so it shall be. Do away with such mindset OK. What are u not doing right? What kinda bad luck?

some guys said its badluck, but i dont want to believe
Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 3:04pm On Jun 03, 2018
SwagPower:


Sth very similar happened to me..i swear neva to eva go close to any gal on d red flag again
.i dnt want to know if she is d only gal left in d world..

Yuck!! Dt shii oozes!! cry
its terrible bro, still cant get it out of my mind, gives me the chills
Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 10:39am On Jun 03, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
you are a big boy na

big boi with 7 years of badluck, literally lossing it now
Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 12:50am On Jun 03, 2018
blessedvisky:
You have been used bro. I don't know of anything that can restore ur destiny after crossing this line
God is able
Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 12:48am On Jun 03, 2018
Fkforyou:
Doctor stance doing strange things in the dark only to make a strange discovery..!!!

Get over it Doc... undecided

am a dr of mystic arts
Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 12:46am On Jun 03, 2018
greyham:


Wow I love dogs!

How much are you selling them?

What breed?

Location please

samoyed, not for sale, akure
Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 10:46pm On Jun 02, 2018
blessedvisky:

Post the pictures of the dog and the pups jor. I love dog pics

lolz, not for sale oo, family members don pick

Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 7:52pm On Jun 02, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Gimme one. I'll care for it like a 4matic.

aye le oo!!!

so nobody care about a whole human being, na my pets everybody dey clamour for...

now have seen it all.
Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 5:11pm On Jun 02, 2018
777Likes9Shares:
let me have one naa cheesy cheesy

lolz, make dem grow
Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 3:33pm On Jun 02, 2018
777Likes9Shares:
You might die. But on the bright side, your pups will live. grin

who will take care of my samoyed and pikins dem, the house undecided
Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 3:30pm On Jun 02, 2018
awwfar:
something similar happened recently but in my own case not down there..her boobs don over slack with series of stretch marks like zebra lines, I was shocked when I turned the light in the middle of the night to ease myself after we both slept off..gosh I puked through the night recollecting my innocent mouth was on her nipples during the do.

e no similar oooo, urs na case of mistaken identity

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Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 6:10am On Jun 02, 2018
Anigreat:
lipsrsealed



If you die, na you go be the first? you no see your mate were de die everyday.

cry
Romance / Re: What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 6:05am On Jun 02, 2018
cry, aye mi, temi ba mi

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Romance / What A Horrible Experience I Had This Morning by drstrange12(m): 5:51am On Jun 02, 2018
What a horrible experience i had dis morning....

Ok a lady friend decided to spend the nite as she could not make it home due too TGIF birthday bash of a friend, so its not a bad biggie, so this early hours of the morning she snuck into my room, i noticed didnt say a word, dhe lied down beside me, started touching me down there, ok jr is already nodding in Agreement, and i was saying stop nodding, nothing for u (in my mind), for the records i dont have a gf, am a lone ranger, all of a sudden it started, there was no lite, after some few minutes i started having this feeling that something reeks the air not that much, so i got up to like change the CD maybe its slushed, and to my surprised she got up too and went back to the visitors room without saying a word, i was shocked, then i took a touch went to the bath, and lo and behold, the reason she left was starring me in the eyes, blood!!!, oh my f**king goodness!!!, i hated myself right away, it was irritating.., i washed right away with soap like 3 times, went back to the roam, Locked the door and started imagining if it was without CD, i still cant sleep, i dont want to blame her, but how da heck didnt she know that she was on, i will never know..

Hope i no go die sha

in other news, my angel just gave birth to 7 wonderful adoring pups

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