₦airaland Forum

Inked_Nerd:

Wait a minute, you guys have rice at KFC there? Chineke!!! .

Anyway, on a serious note, I don't like the idea of thinking that a man should pay for everything. If its the first date and the dude was the one who initiated the date then that's fine but anything other than that, the two should either alternate or split the bill. The thought of a guy paying for everything for me on a date doesn't sit too well for me. I've been on dates were I've paid he guy and its not an issue for me.

Sharaap

Ok ma

^^^Terrorist ''Osama bin Ladin'',Pls go and sleep jor

buzugee:
i shall join and i will post a picture of me in my uniform on nairaland

Yes post the pics . . .Where u dey collect money ''20 Naira'' abi?

Thank you OP.
i've just found the right girl ''The girl above''

talknafree:
[size=20pt]@inked-nerd, I trust you. You be big girl![/size]
Girls should learn to take themselves out on a treat onces a while. It will really help them to control the tempo when on a date. No be say na until when man carry you go out before you know as kfc chicken dey taste and the new price for rice at tfc.

[size=15pt]You mean she's too fat[/size]

Mygoldie:
If you want the guy to go sleep . . .Breastfeed him small and then later tell him to go sleep



ole free bosom milk.oya go buy five naira Cowbell quick quick.

Na Cowbell you dey take replace am ''the milk''

Inked_Nerd:

Lmao, that's a load of crap. You act like all girls are like this. Personally, I buy my own stuff if I'm out with a dude. I don't need all that fakes a** stuff for a dude to impress me .

Means if i ask you out  . . .I won't have to spend than to buy the . . . . .  

Funny dude . . . .
Abeg no join Nigerian Police ooo

Mygoldie:
we don hear,oya go sleep.
so the story was about someone else and you are busy taking panadol for another man's headache?

Stop insulting the guy jor . . . .You have done the same thing when we were still dating  . . .You forgot?
If you want the guy to go sleep . . .Breastfeed him small and then later tell him to go sleep . .  

^^^Pls accept my offer nau . . .Make both of us dey make money like say we do ritual

Carolece:
It could be many reasons why she didnt purchase anything.

What if she wasnt thirsty?
What if she didnt want to full herself before he come? What if she was so mad that she stayed to see how long it would actually take for that looser to show up?

This is the answer!

OP,
You be Kolometal . . . .Anyway na nice topic you posted
It's true oooo . . . . .The girl go dey wait for the guy for like 10 hrs, couldn't even help herself up with 200 or 300 Niara to get a drink . . . . What a life   . . . .Why are Nigerian girls like this . . . , This same girl you go carry go house,When it's time to start the task she go con dey give you preconditions  . . . . .Nawao . . .The nigerian girls don tire me . . .  .I no dey come back again oooooooooooooooo

Who told you i be man . . When it comes to fight a lesbo like Idowu
Well . . .You fit fight for me if you like . . . . But i no go get you pain-killer oooooo

I just casted him an ultimate offer ''To start selling recharge cards and his gross ll be based on commissions but he turned it down''

LOOOOOL . , , This guy ''190'' for don die patapata oooooo
But why the girl no finish am self . . .Nawao
Sometimes you just have to expel some people outta this life

buzugee:
and will i be started at a high rank ? also how easy is it to join customs and immigration ?

Please don't go and joing the so called Nigerian Force!! . . .  . . What about start selling Recharge Cards for me ,But based on commission . . .It worths it ooo . . . . . At least no body to abuse you over 20 Naira!

Phate07:

Keep missing out on this great offer.

SO you are still flirting around . . . . .My mumm just called on sister omolola. . .Wording her inside the room . . . LET HER COME OUT AND SEE HER FACE

Idowuogbo:
^thunder fire u ewure oshi , na my fault sey u get wooden diccck

''Putting off my 3 T-SHIRTS . . . . . . . .PUTTING OFF MY 3 trousers . . . . . . .Getting my wrist watch off plus my golden bracelet. . , . . . , Puttin off my 2 boxers . . . . . . Bending down towards my foot and getting off my foot waer in anger . . . . . . . . .Then speed!! speed!!! speed!!! . . .Running ,Running and Runing away from [size=30pt]Idowuogbo ''New Yaba Left Patient'' [/size] . . . . . Running as my foots are touching the back of my head . . . . .

Yeah you very right . . . .I just listen to Wasiu ''K1 D Ultimate'' sometimes . . .I LOVE HIS BEAT AND SO CLASSIC!

^^^Gluttonous

safariman:
Carry yourself go, buy uniform put any rank you want, buy AK-47, no need for Ikeja Police training, buy torchlight, find wood with nails sticking out and then find a nice spot/checkpoint on the Lagos-Benin express de collect your N20.

You are bad ooooo . . . .You are not nice at all . . . . So you hate the country like this

^^Ok  Sister!
I'm very sorry to whom i named as a professional Amebo . . ,  .

OP.
If people don't like open relationship tell them to make it a close relationship . . .Means '''To always close the door when having intimacy''

Eeeyah . . , Nice of you . . . .Though i don't like listening to Fuji but i still know the stars!

^^ Yep sweetie . . . . . . . . . . . . .coffins!

Phate07:

^^ Crazy dude.
And am older than you.

Woman wrapper
Go bring you birth certificate

Phate07:

Sweerry, i can make an exception in your case.

I feel so euphoric . . , My sister said your prick is still immature and that she's not interested

190:
And what sort of rubbish is happening here,

D-sense i heard what u did,

[s]im not suprised,always knew your kind and u were never up 2 no gud,[/s]

Y'all shud enjoy yourselves

Lolav lets leave here

You new maga told you that abi
I knew it right from time . . .That girl na professional Amebo!

Omolola1:
Phate,

A teacher does not date his student

Dsense, you want to sell off your sister? that is so not ethical o

190,

NO!!!, . . . NO!!! . . . . . , NO!!! . . . . NO!!! SISTER
I never tried to sell you and will never do that . . . .This so called Phat head is just framing stuffs up
Manage this sister
Pls Don't tell mummy ooo

OP.
It won't affect the wedding . . .The wedding will be cunducted accordinly . . . . ,
But after the wedding . . . .''We ll have The honey moon in coffins''

Stop contaminating my mood . . . . .You hater!

^^This thread is older than you

Nothing for you again . . . . . . .Corner is where i conduct such tasks

OP.
I think there is something else discouraging this guy and not the religious issue ''After all You have already been converted in to his religion'' . . . I know he said his family are not supportive of him marrying a girl from an alien religion despite your changing!
But i will advice you to call this guy down ''try all your best to get thim down ,talk to him . . Force him to be honest ''You how to do that, don't you? . . . . Let him voice out what's really disturbing his mind . . . I'm sure the craps he told you about his family not being supportive to marry from a christian family is just a framed up stuff . . . .There is something really discouraging him! . . okay?
I'm a muslim.My family would dance to the Heaven when telling them the girl i'm dating who was a christian has been converted to muslim . . .They ll feel so euphoric and not angry or unsupportive!

[size=30pt]Let me urinate in this thread before ppl start passing by [/size]