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Cpumping:
[b][/b]sorrry sweetheart. you just have to deal with it. looking for an abortion drug on naira land is very foolish of u. talk to someone. u jst have to live wit the consequences. u can always reach me if u want to talk to someone.

You would like to top it up? . . .

OP.
Be eating and drinking your daily poo poo and urine . . .It works.

Mugun . . ,

African time nau . . .Or Go back and confirm!

livedit:
It's very possible. It could be a hormonal change in her body due to stress, depression or something else. Only way to know for sure is for her to get a pregnancy test.

Pregnancy test tubes doesn't work sometimes . . .But scanning works mostly. .I think!

dayokanu:
There might be traffic on the way

Traffic indeed!!! . . . . . .

OP.
I have the list of where you can start buying the baby's stuffs bit by bit .  . . . .  .They give huge discount . . 

kokoye:
D-sense.

Cousin ke

Anyway, tell us how you went about it. . .

Share!  

LOOL . .Was kidding . . .Nothing like that.
Mine was 4 yrs ago . . . After seeing staring ma cute eyes on this lovely angel of ma heart . . .Immediately i said to mayself ''Yes this is the person'' . . . . . . SO After the end of class i tryed moving close to her ,atleast chatting her up cause i also felt she was feeling so lonely and shy cause the class wasn't held in Nigeria,so it was like a strange ambience to her with harsh alteration . . . In short,The next day i moved closer to her ,Asked of her beautiful name,Why she's taking the course,Aslo cracked her some terrible and framed up jokes, blah blah blha . . .Eventually we exchanged numbers
Since then we leave for classes and leave for home together since we accidentally live close to each other.The following week ''I can recall the date but confidential'' i visited her,she was the only 1 at home her friends went clubbing.So we were talking and suddently i brought it up. ,   .blah blah blah '''I love you'' . ,  She fell about this for mins rolling on the floor laughing so hard. .  . .I was like did i poo poo on my trousers . . .So she responded  ''No  . . no of course . .Let's keep it friends. . . .Of course i was highly dissapointed but accepted the portion temprally with aim of keeping the hope and trial up . . . . . . ,  We were friends for 2 years  . . Pending this era ,she dated a friend of mne ''not too close to me but a friend sha''  . ,   .They dated for 1 yr then they broke up  . . .The next week this came to ma house proposing to me indirectly but i got the code and inserted it ''Metaphorical'' . . .The door opened and ll open forever . . . Thank God for ma life . . i love her so much.

kokoye:
I remember having to fake pain and shed crocodile tears so this jambite girl could agree.

She'll let me do everything else except the main thing. Of course she also wanted it but was scared.

So I had to school her on the effects of necking and not releasing - the balls start to ache real bad.

I guided her hands there and let her feel they were indeed swollen.

So. she agreed out of pity and we did it!!

Lollll . , . .Poor you . . . . . .She pitied your maniless

OP.
Thanks . , Nice1.

She happened to be my cousin

OP.
Yes , . .It can be rebuilt .and why not!
But mine is never and can never be rebuilt.

^^^Exactly , , . . You got it . . . .

OP.
This is a joke . . . . .right?

WOWWOWO . . . . , Can't laugh . . . . . .Who or what to blame ?. . .It's Money!!! Money!!! Money!!!

Jobless!!!
Pls go and sleep jor.
Virgin ko volks wagen ni . . . .

OP,
Not Bad!

Ask him to buy you The White House to know if he loves you or not , . . . . . ,

Nawao . . . . .You have been given advices on your issue . . .Hopefully it ll solve your issue . . . .So why must you post the same story again with different Username.

Lollll . . .so funny!

Mrs, Eve:
Yes, some females are evil.

Yes . . .Eve is evil

OP.
Most girls are Evil . . . .ESPECIALLY THE ONES ON NAIRALAND

OP.
I would advise you to stick to the guy you love ,You have feelings for. that's the secret of success in marriage ''If you are sure he loves you too but just not ready for marriage right now''. So the other guy that has been disturbing you should be avoided or ignored by trying to have a talk with him''Expalin your feeling towards him . . .That you have gotten no feeling for him . .Let him understand this clearly ''So that he will stop visiting your parents asking your hand in marriage and that will reduce the pressure from your parents on you.At the same time it would be better if you can have a very serious discussion again with your lover over the marriage issue ,cut him into what you have been going through since he has not shown up to ask your hand in marriage or atleast to come and meet your parents and explain his current condition to them ''I'm sure they ll understand him''.

[size=30pt]^^^Crackhead . . . . . . . .Who banned you [/size]

OP.
Yep . . . . . .It's my pleasure!

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^^^Would you go and commit a suicide

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Both. I have periods of existing which i try to turn into living.
When i feel like i'm not living. . .i take a break to do the things i love which i don't get to do always, like sailing, diving, surfing, dirtbiking, spontaneous travelling etc yes i have weird hobbies [/color]

Waohhh . . , . . .