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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 4:25pm On Jun 02, 2023
Again for prosperity sake I did a little research on the list presented to us by NDLEA.

I found some funny serial numbers. Let me share you guys with those that got me cracking... grin grin grin

3257 Nil instead of SUPT
3245 001 instead of SUPT
3007 000 instead of SUPT
2031 compass 9 instead of SUPT or compass 8
3150 ED instead of SUPT
3172 GM instead of SUPT
3181 ASN instead of SUPT
3245 NAS instead of SUPT
3320 GD instead of SUPT
3744 fake NIN
3660 NA instead of SUPT
3562 NA instead of SUPT
3187 SP instead of SUPT

So many errors on the list.

I don't have time to get all documented but I can confirm it'll not be less than 200.

Like someone posted earlier, all this people might be placeholders for their main candidates.

A lot of people on the list too don't have NIN.

MARWA, YOU FALL HANDS NO BE SMALL.

I expected more from you!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 2:51pm On Jun 02, 2023
The question is, to those justifying the list as presented to us NDLEA, how do you know which region is favored?

Atleast we all agreed that a region is favored.

Without critics mentioning the name of the region, how do you know that your region is being called out?

I will say it's guilty conscience!!!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 3:15pm On Jun 01, 2023
Jibrilbnw:

Sent

Please send to me too


ibkwasu@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 3:11pm On Jun 01, 2023
Someone should please send it to me.

ibkwasu@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 3:00pm On Jun 01, 2023
Olanre05:


Sent

Please help me with it too

ibkwasu@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 2:44pm On Jun 01, 2023
Monzze:


Done

Please help send it to me

ibkwasu@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 2:40pm On Jun 01, 2023
[quote author=ahmadmg post=123510555][/quote]

Please send to me

ibkwasu@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 2:38pm On Jun 01, 2023
ahmadmg:

Sent

Please send to me

ibkwasu@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 2:13pm On Jun 01, 2023
Please share it with me

ibkwasu@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 2:12pm On May 30, 2023
GenId:


💯

Who assured you?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 12:20pm On May 30, 2023
shawnmendes:


He’s a vegetable

Hope you are not contemplating suicide?

Make a move to better your own life too.

Whether you like it or not, he's your president for atleast four years.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 10:40am On May 11, 2023
justlove91:


Its like sending money to someone and that person acknowledge he /she had received the money but you keep sending the money again and again because you've not received debit alert.

I love your analogy, you sent money to someone and you don't have more than what you sent.

Good, if you have only 1k in your account, you can't send 1k successfully two times. Only one will be successful, the other one will be insufficient fund.

Same thing is happening here, if the first one was successfully submitted, you won't be able to take another test.

If you like yourself, I'd advise you retake the test.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 4:57pm On May 10, 2023
hotplate:
After i finished and clicked on submit, the page showed "submitted successfully" briefly before rediirecting to time out. I login again and i can still see the "Start Exam" .. Should i Retake the Exam?

Rewrite your exam, I wrote three times before I got the exam taken message.

I wrote the last one just few minutes ago.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 3:24pm On May 10, 2023
I got a pop up message that reads " you have successfully submitted your exams and it led me to login page.

When I logged in, start test icon is still showing.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NDLEA Recruitment 2023 Official Thread by Dsimple: 3:18pm On May 10, 2023
mycheery:


I just did mine, now. And it's showing "exam taken".

I wrote mine too few minutes ago but the "start exam" option is still showing on my dashboard.

If I wait till 9pm without changes, I'm gonna keep rewriting it till the exam taken icon appear on my page.

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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: Fayemi Steps Down, Supports Tinubu by Dsimple: 10:28pm On Jun 07, 2022
The Bible says, "it is finished"

Jagaban of Africa all the way.

Politics 201

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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: (Live Updates, Pictures & Results) by Dsimple: 8:52pm On Jun 07, 2022
Mazing:
10k for the first two persons who predicts the criminal that will win Apc primary tonight. Just quote this comment of mine with the name of the thief.
Jagaban of Africa
Politics / Re: The Moment Amaechi Arrived Eagles Square For APC Presidential Primaries by Dsimple: 7:25pm On Jun 07, 2022
Let's get it started

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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: (Live Updates, Pictures & Results) by Dsimple: 7:18pm On Jun 07, 2022
Asiwaju loga gbogbo won.

Here to sing victory songs for the jagaban of Africa.

One million Adamus can't thwart the people's choice.

Aare gbogbowa comes 29th May, 2023.

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Politics / Re: Adamawa Delegates Wear Tinubu Logo Caps In Abuja (Pictures) by Dsimple: 7:43pm On Jun 06, 2022
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Orders Ruling APC Presidential Aspirants To Select Consensus by Dsimple: 10:49pm On Jun 04, 2022
Buhari is a goal!!!!

Asiwaju loga gbogbo won.

We told them, we are their boss them 5%..

Politics is not by naming calling or wishful thinking, you earn it......

Sai Bola, Sai aso rock

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Politics / Re: Buhari: Bola Tinubu Personally Explains Ogun State Outburst by Dsimple: 6:19am On Jun 04, 2022
Buhari is just about labelling the north as monumental betrayals.
If for any reason Tinubu misses the ticket, I will never forgive Buhari unless he (Tinubu) losses at a contested primary which is free and fair.
Why didn't the same buhari insisted on same consensus against the heavyweight that includes Atiku in the 2015 primary?
Tinubu is losing his Goodwil because of abysmal performance of Buhari and nothing else and the same buhari wants to thwart his dream.
Although at the end of the day, Tinubu might miss the ticket and so will APC lose on the day of the main election.

Congratulations to Alhaji Atiku Abubakar even though it's all planned out that way!!!
Politics / Re: 2023: Tunubu Cries Out Over Jonathan's Concensus Plans by Dsimple: 7:01pm On May 26, 2022
Jagaban all the way. No cabal can stop you.

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Culture / Re: ‘Mysterious’ Cloth That Fell From The Sky In Ondo: The Truth (Photos) by Dsimple: 7:09pm On Nov 09, 2021
Africa and black people in general are just backward in generally most good things but quick to be blindfolded in religious in a way that is ridiculously against reasonable thinking.

Some are already saying it's the second coming of Christ. What a shame!!!

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Crime / Re: 2 Children And 5 Adults Kidnapped In Suleja, Niger State by Dsimple: 3:24pm On Aug 04, 2021
[quote author=Opeolami post=104413899]

Old arm barracks has been demolished for some years now.

This news is not fresh it has happened for over a month, the kidnappers has been arrested, I have the video.[/quote]
At the bolded, your statement is not true, I doubt you still lives close to Kwankwashe, the kidnapping really happened yesterday as reported, if anything, the report only reduced the number of the victims
Family / Re: She Claims I'm Not The Biological Father Of Her Child by Dsimple: 9:11am On Oct 30, 2020
Dsimple:

Accepted
Please add me on ....
Family / Re: She Claims I'm Not The Biological Father Of Her Child by Dsimple: 7:34pm On Oct 27, 2020
Dsimple:

Accepted
Please add me on ........
Family / Re: She Claims I'm Not The Biological Father Of Her Child by Dsimple: 5:57am On Oct 26, 2020
DenreleDave:



Make we chat for whatsapp... Share me her contact...

Lemme whine her till she give me her house address or office address then I will leak it to you...


Do you accept my offer??
Accepted
Please add me on 08033760246
Family / Re: She Claims I'm Not The Biological Father Of Her Child by Dsimple: 12:04pm On Oct 25, 2020
Chapter1vs6:
You might have to chase them through the law court. If I may ask, in all this, what has your own family said about the lady running away with your child

All so fill for theft and report to the Nigerian police and your bank since you mentioned that she once used your atm to withdrawal Money..
remember it's just a desperate measure to make her come out with your child.

If the police and your bank question why it took you so long to report, tell them you just got to know.
Thanks so much sir for your comment!
My dad and mum are really trying to reach out to her and her family but they are not ready to cooperate not even giving me a chance to fair hearing. Apart from the fact that we both are cat and rat that quarrel on everything every other day, the day she left my house, we didn't have a fight. It was even in the month of Ramadan last year. In fact, we had a visitor who came a day prior to the day she left. Our visitor just like myself and my neighbors were astonished at what might cause her to leave.
I even gave her money to plait her hair and to cook for dinner. The most worrying part of it was that I personally handed the boy to her where she was making her hair because he insisted on staying with me while she was going out.


As for the bank, I reported the incident to them through mail. My account was later placed on no debit until I was able to get a new ATM card.
Family / Re: She Claims I'm Not The Biological Father Of Her Child by Dsimple: 11:53am On Oct 25, 2020
Ecne:
File a complaint to the Police and submit her phone number.
Simple.
I went to a police station in my area, they were telling me nonsense, telling me to sponsor at least two police officers to Lagos from Abuja inorder to look for her and like you know there's a high chance we might not find her. I advised they call her even if it means me footing the bill but they said ''you want dey teach us our job abi"?
Family / Re: She Claims I'm Not The Biological Father Of Her Child by Dsimple: 9:20pm On Oct 24, 2020
Plead:


Will knowing all that prevent the woman from misbehaving during marriage?

Just curious...
Absolutely NO, no matter how careful you are, you can fall for their traps, the only way to be free is for God to guide and protect you.

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