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Islam for Muslims / Re: Is It Permissible To Fast Six Days Of Shawaal First? by Dsimple: 1:34pm On Jun 07, 2019
loladius:
Can 6 days of fast be split or must it be done consecutively?

You can split it, space it the way you want but it has to be completed before the end of the month
Politics / Re: No Cause For Alarm, Ganduje Assures APC Supporters by Dsimple: 10:18am On Mar 10, 2019
It's officially finished completely

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Politics / Re: Just In: Guber Election : El-rufai Wins Polling Unit by Dsimple: 5:31pm On Mar 09, 2019
it's finished completely!!!

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Business / Re: How My Bank, My Mobile Network Conspired With Armed Robbers To Fraud Me by Dsimple: 8:20pm On Dec 23, 2018
OgogoroFreak:
Why would you just contact glo to block a line just like that? What if the line wasn't yours? You should have just rushed down to their office to retrieve your line.

Once your sim or atm card gets lost, first thing to do is to rush to your bank and instruct them to block the card and remove the number linked to your account. On your way rushing to your bank, send emails and make calls to their customer care line and tell them to do same.

Well, thanks for your concerns, I've since learned the hard way but my bank should have advised on that. Remember, I even withdrew 7k From my account and they assured me of maximum security on my account, I've since moved on anyway
Business / Re: How My Bank, My Mobile Network Conspired With Armed Robbers To Fraud Me by Dsimple: 12:20pm On Dec 23, 2018
lalasticlala, please do the needful and let people learn that first Bank, Diamond bank maybe others do not have security for their USSD service when you want to recharge your registerred line
Business / How My Bank, My Mobile Network Conspired With Armed Robbers To Fraud Me by Dsimple: 12:12pm On Dec 23, 2018
Hello Nairalanders,
I am a serving youth corps member serving in Karu local government area of Nasarawa state.
On Wednesday the 19th of December, 2018 , I went for CDS meeting which eventually did not hold. on my way coming back, I boarded a "one chance " vehicle From Ado to Berger in Abuja. In the vehicle were a guy who sat beside the driver and another who sat behind him in the back seat, I entered and a guy quickly joined us in, after about ten to fifteen minutes drive, the two guys who were sitting beside me brought out a long sharp knife � and ordered I give them everything I have, I obeyed because I couldn't argue with men with weapons. They dispossessed me of everything on me including my phone, wallet containing N15,000 and my handkerchief though they did me two favors, one I was given back my NYSC � card and they parked well before forcing me down.

I ran as fast I could to report the incident at my bank (Diamond Bank), new Karu branch to have my bank account blocked that's after I requested to be given N7000 over the counter. I was rest assured that my bank account has been placed on no debit.

I equally contacted glo customer service and reported it to them also and pleaded with them to block my line but those guys at glo are just dumb and unprofessional, they were asking for my SIM serial number which I couldn't provide because I was far From home and I tried to explain this to them that I am at the road side and just robbed but they wouldn't block my line until around 9pm when I called the third time.

so when I got home at about 3pm I borrowed a friend's phone to access my mail that's when I got to know that those fraudsters have been sweating it out to steal From my account, after trying and errors, they finally device a means, they were buying airtime using my registerred SIM card linked to my bank account to purchase airtime on my own SIM and using it for calls or sharing it with their friends.

I contacted the police, but they needs tips before tracking them and neither glo, nor the bank is accepting any faults .

Those fraudsters promised me that December 19th will always be remembered by me, and indeed I will never forget the date but curtsey Diamond Bank and Glo mobile network.
Politics / Re: PDP Presidential Primary Election: Live Updates, Results And Situation Report by Dsimple: 11:34am On Oct 07, 2018
Let's Atikulate!!!!!

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Politics / Re: APC Postpones Lagos Governorship Primary To 'Fresh Time And Date' by Dsimple: 5:28pm On Oct 02, 2018
Shortyy:
All these power drunk grandfathers won't just go and rest. SMH
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Islam for Muslims / Re: Facts You Need To Know about Shaytaan by Dsimple: 1:05pm On Sep 28, 2018
Ahudhubillahi minna shaytani Rajeem
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch B Corps Members Thread by Dsimple: 1:37pm On Jul 21, 2018
Please is there anyone pasted to Akwa-Ibom here? or better still, is anyone going from Abuja to Akwa-Ibom camp?

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Secrets Of Quran 18,Surah Al-Kahf (The Cave) by Dsimple: 4:04pm On Jun 08, 2018
Jazakallahu khair

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch A Corps Members House by Dsimple: 4:09pm On Apr 19, 2018
Targatarga:



And when the call up letter came out was it the same state you were given previously before option out? Pls I'm asking because I want to go with July batch but I love the state I'm posted too now.. Thanks
No,
first you will be required to select your four preferred states, but the advantage you will have over others is that you can make your choices before anyone else because you will need not go through the rigor of all the registration process and doing that will places you on the high side of getting good and preferred states. and with that you have completed your registration, that task can be done with your phone......
In my own case last year I was posted to Edo even though Edo was not among my chosen States but now I was posted to Akwa Ibom being my fourth choice
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch A Corps Members House by Dsimple: 1:56pm On Apr 16, 2018
please anyone going from Abuja to Akwa Ibom state?
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch A Corps Members House by Dsimple: 8:58am On Apr 16, 2018
Akwa Ibom state....... Hmmmmmm nawaoh too bad
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Reacts To Buhari’s Declaration To Run For Second Term by Dsimple: 7:31pm On Apr 10, 2018
someone is an economic saboteur
NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch A Corps Members House by Dsimple: 3:19pm On Apr 10, 2018
TIDDOLL:
hello, please what if I needed to wait till the next year??
Will I have to revalidate my account then.
Yes you will need to revalidate your account, however its subject to a condition that you will still be less than 30 years by the time you are ready to go.
if you are older than 30 years, you will only see letter of exemption from service on your portal automatically.

peace!!!
Politics / Re: There Will Be Trouble If Buhari Approves $1bn Without NASS - Rimande Shawulu by Dsimple: 12:16pm On Apr 06, 2018
financial terrorist

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch A Corps Members House by Dsimple: 7:33pm On Apr 04, 2018
Targatarga:
*IMPORTANT NOTICE*

*Kindly note the following and don't let anyone confuse you:*

All those who can register now have been mobilized for service by their various institutions.

The NYSC does not mobilize PCMs to serve. It is the various institutions of learning of these graduands that do this.

What the NYSC does is to determine the times that these graduands can be mobilized for service (i.e. whether they'll fall into Batches A, B or C) based on the NYSC calendar.

This is why if you've not been mobilized by your institution to serve, you'll not be able to register on the NYSC portal.

Also,

In case you do not wish to serve with this Batch for whatever reason, *PLEASE* do not skip the registration process all together. Let me repeat, *DO NOT SKIP THE REGISTRATION PROCESS.*

Just go ahead with your registration, complete it and *refuse to show up in camp.* SIMPLE!

If you do this, you can serve with any batch when you are ready, without having to go through stress. All you'll need to do when NYSC calls for registration is to login to your dashboard and revalidate your account. Very simple, right?

Great!

Now, this is what happens if you skip registration all together. You will have to go back to your institution to ask to be re-mobilized. Imagine the stress...


I hope this helps.




My people pls how true is these info cos I don't which to go with batch A if mobilize with them?

the information is very true, I was posted to Edo state in the last batch i.e ( B 2017) stream two, I opted against going because of my work, now I've re-enrolled for this batch and the registration was simplest you can imagine, all I did was to select my preferred States and that's all.
infact I did the registration with my phone

NYSC / Re: My All In One Experience At NYSC Orientation Camp Isselu-uku Delta State by Dsimple: 5:04pm On Mar 30, 2018
Emmerich09:
Yeah it's started and the atmosphere was great, people everywhere, corpers, soldiers, man o war, camp officials. The Dj was on his game giving the right jams, we left for my platoon since me and her were in the same platoon while kizzy and William also left for their own platoon to see wat was going on. So me and Lara got to ours and we saw them building a boat with bamboo sticks and palm leaves that they have cut down into different sizes, when we got there they have built it half way through so I told her to chill for me let me help them out, since we weren't here on time and they needed more hands.
I took the leaves and started doing it the way i saw them doing it and in no time we were through, then our platoon leader brought out the traditional wears they were to put on for the carnival for those who will be participating in the various activities of dancing round the pitch and carrying the boat around, at dis point i stepped back cuz i ain't down for all that lol.
I looked back at where Lara was and saw Mark the highness guy talking to her, Mark is my guy, a cool fine bad nigga dat can make ur girl think twice about dating you and he's cute too, not that I was feeling insecure but u know i had to get back at Lara, cuz earlier in camp mark has asked me if i was into her and I was like guy put ur eyes elsewhere am insideout of her sef he laughed and we locked up but then he said mehn mitch If you were not my guy i would have struggled dis beb and collected her from you ohhh... I looked at him and said guy in fact go try ur luck, I said that to him cuz I know Lara won't even consider it.
So back to presently i left where I was standing and walked down to where they were standing, I got there and we did the normal guyz hailings, and started having small talks about the carnival and all.
Not long kizzo called me to ask wats going on with my platoon, cuz truly the delta camp is very big so once you want clear Intel on something you just need to call to know wats up, I told him where we were and what my platoon was doing he decided to leave his platoon to come join us, not long i saw him and William coming from a far i guess he must have called him. They got to where we were and the crew was once again complete, we decided to chill out under a tree got some refreshments cuz the sun dat day was very hot, you needed to see men sweating mehn I don't have dat energy to be going up and down so we just sat down in a good position where we had the birds eye view of everything going on around us and it was fun.....
Soon they started calling on the various platoons to start coming out one after the other to showcase their dance moves and any other tricks they had off their sleeves... They started calling them out one after the other and truly I was wowed with the creativity I saw in other platoon members, they were so neatly dressed, so organized and ready to do whatever it takes to win the competition.

Platoon one was cool with what they did but when platoon two came out they were more energetic and more frantic about their movements which made me prefer them to platoon one, then it was time for platoon three my platoon, Lara looked at me and said mitchy are you sure this people won't fall our hands? before I could answer William had stepped in and said infact they will fall u guyz legs together, look at how they were dressed, I quickly stepped in and said bro it's not about the looks and dresses you know take a chill pill and let my platoon entertain you guyz, I said it with a huge smile on my face and the guyz were like common sit down let's see wat your people can do sef.
I said okay cool let's see wat they have for us, but deep down i knew my platoon wasn't very much prepared but I had faith in them and I had to back them up in front of my guyz. So they started with the movements, they were 15 in number well arranged and coordinated, 6 guyz were carrying the boat from the inside while a well dressed girl was in the front of it well seated like a princess. The others were around them dancing with all the energy they could muster, swinging from side to side like they were in the water and the waves were pushing them truly dat part was cool. They got in front of the judges and they started throwing the boat so high like it was nothing with the girl inside, and when it lands they will all be in their appropriate positions this alone thrilled the crowd. I looked at William nd said hope you are seeing it now ohhh, you can see that platoon 3 is killing it, he just mombojombo some words like he wasn't thrilled about it but I knew he was.
Next was the platoon 4 they were a bit coordinated but not dat much but they tried, and the next one was Williams platoon immediately they called platoon 5 i started laughing, making him feel very uncomfortable, Lara knew wat i was doing and immediately followed suit with me, he started saying let's just watch and see that he's platoon has been one of the best so far in camp and all dat.
I was like oga relax let me and my baby watch you guyz embarrass yourselves immediately kizzo burst into laughter, and he said mitch no kill William naw chill make dem start first and I said guy you no dey hear when he dey laugh my platoon before they start? So relax na him turn....
So they started and almost immediately something happened....
wetin happen again Oga Mitch?
But on a serious note, you have been excellent in this right from the first chapter... .
when reading it, I'm always smiling in public, always carried away, imagining how the scenarios played out and most importantly, I always have the picture of our Lara in my memory........ at least with this your description, even a dullard should know her by now. .lol
nice writeup
Ghost mood deactivated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Education / Re: 10 Things You Need To Know About The Prolonged First Semester In Unilorin by Dsimple: 4:33pm On Mar 29, 2018
Oyindaberry:
That doesn't mean that they won't still round off the session by June.

kwasu will round up by May, it is the only school in Nigeria that you will know your graduating day in your first day in school.
No ASUU strike, no SSANU strike, in fact, a four year course will be completed in 3 years 8 months, and most importantly, you will be mobilized for NYSC within weeks of graduation.
for example, I completed my degree in there in the month of May, convocation in June, NYSC in November
Education / Re: 10 Things You Need To Know About The Prolonged First Semester In Unilorin by Dsimple: 4:23pm On Mar 29, 2018
unilorin may be "better by far" but the school is far from reality Ajonbadi (2015)




only kwasu graduates or students can relate to this.

kwasu!!!!!!!
The world class university, the pace setter, the university for community development......

My Alma Mata
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Dsimple: 2:54pm On Mar 27, 2018
ped007:

Okay...
Congratulations..
U r special, for coming back to say thanks...
Honestly I owed it to you.....
Really appreciates and also its normal I come back to set it as a reference to those coming behind

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2018 Batch A Corps Members House by Dsimple: 2:33pm On Mar 27, 2018
TrustinGod247:
I have seen my call up no . then what next ? some one pls tell me
you wait...........
that's all you need for now
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Dsimple: 12:08pm On Mar 27, 2018
ped007:
That's a false information from your friend... Just wait till it's time for Batch A Registration and do your Re-validation... #Simple.
I've done it brother, it works, a new call up number has been issued
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Dsimple: 11:51am On Mar 13, 2018
opezy:
What i think u should have done was to enroll for RE-MOBILIZATION for Batch A and that has ended, i think 2 weeks ago or there about. I doubt if u will be able to go with this batch. But to be on d saver side, go to ur school, ensure u ar on the new senate list ur school will be uploading for this batch. Nut waiting for when registration will start, that one i don't know oo
thanks man,
but I'm presently in school for the revalidation stuffs, I was told I need not do anything for now other than wait for the registration to start and revalidate my registration as simple as that.
those that are yet to be mobilized are still doing it, but mine was rejected based on the fact that I've been mobilized earlier
I'm just kinda confused
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Dsimple: 6:55pm On Mar 06, 2018
ped007:

That's a false information from your friend...
Just wait till it's time for Batch A Registration and do your Re-validation...
#Simple.
thanks man really appreciate it

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NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Dsimple: 12:35pm On Mar 05, 2018
Hello guys,
please guys I needs your help, I was posted to Edo with other batch B stream 2 guys but opted against going because I have a job doing in Abuja which I couldn't trade for nysc, now a friend of mine told me that for me to go with batch A 18, I must go back to my school to re-enroll for service, I am still shock at this because I don't want to take any permission from work till the camping date.
please for those in the know, is true that I must go to school or it will be done automatically as I was expecting
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Dsimple: 1:04pm On Jan 13, 2018
iamawara:

and be very careful, once u get to Issele-uku, the transport from the junction to orientation camp is like 300 or 500 with bike or taxi due to fuel, dont let anyone scam ur 1k, or 2k oh, and again you will come accross some peple who will advitise to u a tag for video coverage bla bla during ur entire stay in camp, they collect 1,000 for the tag, dont pay because its a big scam, no body will snap pic/video cover u during camp.
thanks for the information bro,
pls is there any whatsapp group one can join?
secondly, is the Issele uku far from Asaba?
waiting patiently for ur kind reply
thanks
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Dsimple: 9:33am On Jan 12, 2018
clerkent:
Onitsha anambra state and you.please any whatsapp group for delta
Edo but camping in Delta
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Dsimple: 3:44pm On Nov 13, 2017
Oh God!!!!
please I dont want stream one, I cant imagine myself losing this mouth watery offer I just got in the name of this baseless and time wasting scheme
NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2017 Batch B Corps Members by Dsimple: 10:42pm On Nov 06, 2017
will the stream two candidates too see their posted states from 17th or will have to keep checking ?

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