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Politics / Re: Notorious Brigadier General Aliyu Momoh Redeployed To Training Command by Dsimple: 9:17pm On Aug 07, 2015
THIEF

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Politics / Re: Man Insults Monarch In Facebook, Bags 30yrs In Jail by Dsimple: 8:54pm On Aug 07, 2015
davuvid:

Na sooo my brother
Politics / Re: Man Insults Monarch In Facebook, Bags 30yrs In Jail by Dsimple: 8:54pm On Aug 07, 2015
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Family / Re: 5 Tricks Nigerian Women Use To "Trap Men Into Marriage" by Dsimple: 6:28pm On Aug 01, 2015
number 6, satisfying u wit sex. even more than hw u want it, morning, afternoon. night. in d bedroom, kitchen, under mango tree, class room, mkt square late at night. etc thinking dat doing all this will make u deemed it unfare 2 abandone her
Family / Re: 5 Tricks Nigerian Women Use To "Trap Men Into Marriage" by Dsimple: 6:09pm On Aug 01, 2015
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Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 6:30pm On Jul 30, 2015
D arrangement was dat jeleel would help me pursue my d.e admisn while a friend whom i met on my exam day who was also connected 2 one man in d admission office (name witheld) would help secure me jamb admission. my steadfastness yield a very good results as on sallah day last year i was dragging with meat wen jeleel called 2 congratulates me, it was like a dream 2 me, i almost did nt believed it, wen i checked myself i found out dat i've been given two admissions in one day by one skul, instantly, i lost my appetite cos i was overwhelmed wit joy. but u knw wot? i later have a score 2 settle wit jeleel, d guy dat was responsible 4 my gaining admission? i knw most of u wil b lyk, hahaha dsimple, u ar a traitor abi? but jeleel is one of d best guy i've ever met... let me use this medium 2 apologise 2 my mentol, i'm really sorry bros, i knw u r nt fazed wit wot happened but each time i thought of it, i became frustrated dat everytin played out dat way. i promise i'll mak it up to u one day vry soon pls 4gv me.
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 5:37pm On Jul 30, 2015
ASHTAROTH:


I feel like dying right now.
Despite my high score in post utme. Still not admitted.
I'm fed up of life! cry
I felt really bad reading ur posts, i knw wot u must b going thru cos i went thru same infact mine was even more critical dan urs cos i wrote jamb 4 times, took D.E form 4 times and i got 4 admissions last year (two in kwasu and two in fed. uni dutsinma in katsina state) wat a coincidence!!! let me tell u d secretes behind my kwasu admission success, in 2013, i met jeleel1987 a member of this fora, he said he could help me secure admission in kwasu after d 1st and 2nd batches were released and i wasnt on d list because i hv been scammed b4 though nt on admission issue, i was relunctant 2 trusting hm till i lost out totally. in 2014, i took both jamb and d.e forms and at this tym i hv fully learnt my lessons in hard way, immediately i came 4 d exam, i begin pressing my button wit hm not relying on my 'incredible' performances at both jamb, d.e, & pjamb
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 12:53pm On Jul 29, 2015
Yes its out, someone jus called 2 inform me
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 8:17am On Jul 25, 2015
BrightForYou:


Thanks bro,welcome back. I have tried phoning you two times today to feed you back but you didn't answer your phone. Talk to you later in the evening.
So sorry about that, i was not with my phone when u called...
Politics / Re: Buhari To Split NNPC Into Two…plans Fresh Bid Round For Oil Blocks by Dsimple: 7:25am On Jul 25, 2015
When a man with intellect is talking u'll know, sai Baba

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Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 3:12pm On Jul 24, 2015
A4dams:
bro don't say what u don't knw. I knw 6 pipu dat score above 78 nd they've admit dem all. So what are we saying. Funniest part none of dem knw anybody in kwasu except 2 dat knw me nd M not working in adm, am a co student also.
Adam whatsup? are u d Adam in d dept of business admin? anyway to all of u guys yet to be admitted, do what u belief in, if u belief in God, pray like u've never prayed before, if u belief in pressing button, do it perfectly and if u ask me which is better I'll just say both...i was in ur situation so dont tell me what u are going through cos i already know, infact my situation may even be interesting than urs... i wrote jamb 4 times and took d d.e form too 4 times
Politics / Re: 'Immunity Or Not, You'll Face The Law' - Buhari On Corrupt Leader by Dsimple: 8:45am On Jun 01, 2015
alaoeri:
Kashamu shouldn't be happy.
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Education / Re: Kwara State University Post-utme For 2015/2016 Academic Session by Dsimple: 1:43pm On May 31, 2015
seedorfg:
ok sir, but i hav visa card tho, thanks @ Dsimple
u welcome
Education / Re: Kwara State University Post-utme For 2015/2016 Academic Session by Dsimple: 1:03pm On May 31, 2015
seedorfg:
i heard the kwasu p.utme is out and would be closing on 8th june ?. and will i go about the registration process, moreso which bank can i pay into for their p.utme ? @ Dsimple
u don't need to pay through any bank, all payment in kwasu are made using ur ATM, verve or master card. visit www.kwasu.edu.ng for more
Education / Re: Kwara State University Post-utme For 2015/2016 Academic Session by Dsimple: 12:58pm On May 31, 2015
nikiihardehx:
I plan to obtain the post ume form though I didn't fill the school in my direct entry form.....do you I fink I have any chance? and is it true the questions majored in English and current affairs only?....thanks
Go ahead gal, u have d Same chance as those who chose them, the exam is always very simple, last year I got 76% in it.
I'm now in 300 level, I came in through DE too. just study current affair more and lexis and structure in Englih as well as oral Englih and u are good to go.
However, if u still need any assistance, feel free to call me up on 08057314001
Literature / Re: My Life In Secondary School by Dsimple: 6:00pm On May 28, 2015
following, u ar such a genius, carry on babe
Politics / Re: Mahmud Mohammed Will Swear In Buhari Tomorrow by Dsimple: 10:33am On May 28, 2015
Bleep d clueless one of all Time, he said Yesterday that d reason why Mama peace could nt attend d occassion organised for them was cos she is busy packing load from d villa. hope they will nt pack every thing..... anyway pack as much as u can and leave, its a one in a life Time opportunity...
Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: Lawan/akume Ticket Excites PDP by Dsimple: 9:55am On May 27, 2015
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Politics / Re: Senate Presidency: Saraki, Lawan’s Ambition Divides APC by Dsimple: 2:08pm On May 23, 2015
why is Tinubu so calous and heartless like this?
Yes we appreciate u for dealing excessively with that clown from otueke, but u shouldn't impost a leader on us. the SENATE President is d duty of d SENATORS to elect among themselves nt u choosing for them.
My candid advice to d President elect is to jail this bastard and let Nigeria move forward.
Jail Him alongside GEJ, ALLISON MADUEKE, IWEALA, ALL OF THEM FINISH THEM AND LET MOVE ON.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Commissions Armed Forces Radio Station In Abuja by Dsimple: 5:20pm On May 22, 2015
The clueless President of all time, why now?
what have u been doing?
does this worth commissioning by u?
even my school radio was commissioned by commissioner of education .
How much is d project mr clueless one .....
Wallahi our money don suffer for Nigeria.
we are tired of u pack ur loggage and leave muntulla.
Hero my yanshhhhhhhhhhh.
mtcheeeewwwwww

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Education / Re: Kwara State University 2015/2016 Post Utme Update by Dsimple: 10:22am On May 21, 2015
seedorfg:
thanks, are you a student of kwasu, and hw is there fee (total) for fresher, especially indigens
N99, 500 for jambites and N109500 for DE or 200 level student to any level cos of 10000 usually set aside for entrepreneurial studies....... its compulsory from 200l
Education / Re: Kwara State University Post-utme For 2015/2016 Academic Session by Dsimple: 10:13am On May 21, 2015
WELTGURU:

Are you a KWASU aspirant hopefully and patiently waiting for the forth coming KWASU 2015/2016 POST-UTME examination? Are you looking forward to the date of the Post-UTME and yet don’t have valid information as regard that? If you have been surfing the internet for information on when Kwara State University 2015/2016 Post-UTME will hold and how to do your registration then I congratulate you because you are at the right place. And I assure you that this is the best thing that will ever happen to you in the history of your academic race as we will make everything easy for you and help you gain admission into Kwara State University this year. So my advice for you is to read this Post from one line to the next and paragraph to paragraph because if you miss a single sentence in the article you might miss the most important information that will help you succeed.

Kwara State University Post-UTME is usually schedule exactly two months after the release of UTME result, the reason for the two months delay after UTME is simply because JAMB as a body regulating admission of all the University and tertiary institutions in Nigeria, including Kwara State University have to send the information of all the candidates that are legible and qualify to partake in the post-UTME for that year, which means those that score up to the Post-UTME cut off mark for that year to their various choice of institution before they give every school the go ahead to conduct post-UTME and this normally take JAMB about two months to carry out. That is why when you come to write your Post-UTME you will see the officials with the original list displaying your name and other information about you including the passport photograph you used for your JAMB registration. This original list is referred to as the MASTER LIST. If by any means your name is not found on the list you are automatically disqualified and that means you have to wait for another year. That is why JAMB takes time to compile the list before sending it to the various schools and I believe you won’t mind waiting for two months after UTME rather than rushing and find your name missing in the master list.

DATE AND EXAMINATION VENUE FOR KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2015/2016 POST-UTME
Kwara State University Post-UTME last the duration of two (2) to three (3) days, and the venues are arranged according to the departments and faculties. The venue and sitting arrangement will be posted on KWASU official website about ten (10) days before the Post-UTME which I am going to help you with later. Remember I said the exercise will take two days, the venue and sitting arrangement will also be made available at the school main gate with directions on how to locate your venue so that you can identify your examination venue. You will be given 20minutes grace for those that are perpetual late comers. So if you arrive at your exam venue exactly 21 minutes after the commencement of the exam it means you have been disqualified and there is nothing you can do about it. If you know what is good for yourself you go to the school two hours before the commencement of your paper so that you can be familiar with the environment and easily find your way to your venue. Mind you, we start calling names and arranging all the candidates according to their sit number an hour (1hr) before the time scheduled to start the examination, so you just must be at the venue for at least 1:30 minutes before the commencement of the exam.

I know you are curious and anxiously waiting for when I will mention when the Kwara State University Post-UTME for 2015/2016 academic session will hold. For now there is no date yet and I believe I’ve explain why the date has not been fixed yet, as regards JAMB list and others. We are presently working on that and I believe that in no distant time we will make a public announcement via the school website and news papers to inform the public on the date of the Kwara State University Post-UTME.

THE BRUTAL TRUTH ON WHAT YOU MUST DO AND HOW TO GAIN ADMISSION INTO KWASU THIS YEAR.
Most of you, including your very self make this huge mistake of believing that you can easily write and pass KWASU Post-UTME because you pass UTME. It doesn’t work that way. There is a very big difference between UTME and POST-UTME, most especially KWASU post-UTME. In JAMB UTME questions are set in line with your secondary school strategy and marking scheme, but in Post-UTME the questions are not set in line with your secondary school scheme and the marking scheme is totally different. The question will be so confusing that even if you know the answer to the questions you will not be too sure if you are Wright or wrong, because it will be coined in a logical manner that require your logic reasoning. KWASU Post-UTME is different from all other school’s Post-UTMEs because it is very easy to fail. In some other schools what they use is only the Post-UTME result, but in KWASU your post-UTME score will be added to your JAMB score and it will now be divided by two.
JAMB SCORE + POST-UTME SCORE/2
The result of the above formula is called the Average score. Your average score is what will determine whether you merit the admission or not.
The only way to prepare for KWASU 2015/2016 Post-UTME is to get the KWASU POST-UTME PAST QUESTIONS AND ANSWER MANUAL. It contains all the questions of all the Post-UTME s held in Kwara State University since the inception of Post-UTME. With the past question I guaranty you 100% success at the end of your examination. Another mistake that most of you make is that you don’t make hay while the sun shine, you like looking for miracle at the eleventh hour. What I mean is that you don’t do the right thing early; you do it late, when all hope is almost lost. Some of you know that you need the past question but you will wait until the week you are going to write the KWASU Post-UTME before you get it and at the end of the day you find yourself not performing well in the exam despite the fact that you have the past question. The truth is; there is no how you can perform excellently well when you get the past question at the die minute. You must have covered the past question for at least three times before the examination, with that I can assure you that you will pass well and merit your admission on your own without having to stress yourself.
You may be wondering why I am laying more emphasis on this. Last year I had about seven hundred (700) candidates and I ask each and every one of them to obtain the past question early, but most of them think I was preaching while some got it early and start preparing for the exam, and the rest of them got it very late. After the Post-UTME only five percent (5%) out of all the 700 candidates were able to merit admission and those were the people that got the past question early. The rest just wasted their money, time and effort to come for the Post-UTME and go back home while a later help about 70% of the rest of them to gain admission by follow ups and logistics. These are the category of candidates that are financially buoyant. They pay huge amount of money before they could gain admission which they would have avoided if they got the past question earlier. And as for those that does not have the money to run their admission, they lost hope and promise to prepare well the next year and now they have been calling me to help them to obtain the past question even before they wrote JAMB. If you are wise you will make sure you get the past question now and start reading intensively ahead. What will it benefit you if you are not prepared and you come and write the exam and fail after spending all your money and precious time? Call me now and order for your own copy of the KWASU Post-UTME past questions and answers so that you will be very sure that your admission into KWASU is sure this year.

HOW DO I GET THE PAST QUESTION AND ANSWERS MANUAL?
Virtually all the people that call to get the past question are very far from the school environment, most often from other states. So for this reason we come up with a better way of getting the past question across to every aspirant across the nation.
We send the past question in two different ways;
1. We send the hard copy (already printed copy) through courier (Transport company travelling from here to your location) this method normally takes 24-48 hours to deliver the past question to the appropriate destination.
2. We also send the soft copy of the past question through email. And if you don’t have a valid email, we will create one for you, send the past question to the email and send you the email username and password via sms so that you can access the email and print it to have it in hard copy. So all you need do is call me to let me know whichever way you prefer to get the past question sent to you. (07034488560)

Let not your heart be troubled as we are here to help you with everything it takes for you to gain admission into Kwara State University this year.
For more vital information and updates on KWASU Post-UTME for 2015/2016 academic session or anything you want to know about KWASU log onto http://universityadmissionsolutionng..com and like our facebook page http://www.facebook.com/universityadmissionsolution


A lot of people have been calling to inform me that some persons call them to inform them that the post-utme form is out that they should send money to their account as registration is closing the next day. for your information all these folks are fraudsters and scam. The form is not on sale for now and neither is the post-utme date fixed. so if anybody call u and ask you to send money for registration or anything that has to do with post-utme don't mind them. call me first for confirmation before you take any step if not you will have yourself to blame at the end of the day. if you see or hear from a scam you will know cos all they know how to do best is fabricate lies and ask you to send them money. Don’t fall victim. Like they say; a word is enough for the wise.

you can also add me on whatsapp on 07034488560 where i provide KWASU Aspirants with vital information, updates and everything they need to know to help them gain admission. so if you don't have whatsapp on your phone i ll advice you to download it and start building up your experience and i assure you that by the grace of God and your effort put together with my help you will definitely become a bonafide student of KWASU come December this year.

MY NAME IS EDOH RICHES. YOU CAN REACH ME ON 07034488560. YOU CAN ALSO CHAT WITH ME ON WHATSAPP WITH THIS SAME NUMBER OR PING ME ON BBM 2B3002BD.
CALL MR. RICHES ON 07034488560 NOW TO GET YOUR COPY OF THE PAST QUESTION.

To your academic success
Edoh Riches Godswill
C.E.O University Admission Solution



Bros, u are a thief, I'm a student of kwasu all d bullshit u posted above are baseless and malicious.

kwasu post utme is a cbt test mainly Englih Language and current affairs very SIMPLE
Politics / Re: Protesting Workers Lock Out Anyim Pius Anyim (SGF )over N1.2b Allowances by Dsimple: 11:57am On Apr 30, 2015
kikiri on point.... dat his big tommy will soon dry comes june.......
Politics / Re: How PDP Leaders Betrayed Jonathan by Dsimple: 1:05pm On Apr 19, 2015
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Politics / Re: Jega's Announcement Of Presidential Election Results 2015: Part 4 by Dsimple: 12:11pm On Mar 31, 2015
Jona Boy must go.........all road lead to Otueke....... dan buroba.......oloriburuku.....oyin oshi want to disrupt d whole process.... my vote must count..... all hail GMB with likes please

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Politics / Re: Presidential Villa: APC Defeats PDP - Vanguard by Dsimple: 8:08am On Mar 29, 2015
In my hood at the kwara state university malete it is the same story like most other places, here is the break down of the results PRESIDENTIAL: APC 178 PDP 98, SENATORIAL APC 175, PDP 102, HOUSE OF REP: APC 175, PDP 97. This D SIMPLE reporting live and direct from malete. more to come shortly. Jonathan must go back to otueke come may 29 th
Politics / Re: Missing $20bn: Reps Gives Iweala One-week Ultimatum To Submit Forensic Audit Rep by Dsimple: 7:55am On Feb 26, 2015
Bluetooth2:

Our criminal-in-chief must be pissing in his pant now. cheesy
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Politics / Re: Bomb Discovered At INEC Office In Owerri by Dsimple: 8:32pm On Jan 14, 2015
PDP at work... Them swear 4 unna ni? Se make unna no dey see beta thing 4 unna lyf ni? Wether u lyk it or not GMB till GEJ accepts being d commander in chief of d animal kingdom

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Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 10:46pm On Jan 13, 2015
nawttiedivie:
I've not been able to view my result.. password issh I guess,i'll complain at cit when I get to school but almost everybody in my dept has n/a in gns.. is there a way to correct that?
mine also is N/A though some of my friends had theirs released last week bt i'm stil xpectin mine anyway
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 8:22am On Jan 10, 2015
robinicule:
yo, linguistics, woh abt u
I'm nt staying in skul hostel... Abeg linguistic is nt as hard as Business and entrepreneurship, d reigning dept. Tel me wot u ar intending writing 4 Dr Ajones and u're expectin hm to appreciate ur writeup? Perhaps nting
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 12:07pm On Jan 09, 2015
robinicule:
lol, come to my department where we write our a.s.s off, u can never write enof, nah to get dere scope and buckle up dis sem sure pass
which dept is dat?
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 8:38pm On Jan 08, 2015
robinicule:
welcome to kwasu
seriously I dnt think those adult bastards really read my scripts most especially three courses where i gt 33, 34 and 35 respectively in d continous assessment, d bastards stil went on 2 gv me 60 as my over all score. Its just ridiculous, one even gave me 59, just unreasonble.

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