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Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 3:39pm On Jul 21, 2014
wummynino: Glory be 2 God...MLS (200l) all d way,..congrats to dose dt ve bn givn admission,..to dose dt dia names re not yet out don't panic it is well..to my swt@ geawears ur name will come with d 2nd batch don't worry...
CONGRATULOBIA!!!!!! BUT WAIT OOOO U MEAN DE LIST IS ALSO OUT? HHMMMMMMM NA HIN B SAY ME PLAY TWO ZERO B DAT OOO. PLS WUNMI WATS UR SCORE? COS I JUST DEY CONFUSED.
76% in putme and 228 in Jamb
also 72% in putme and distinction in ND
MEHNNNN ELEYI KOJA BECAREFUL OOOOO
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 12:12pm On Jul 21, 2014
pls Guys help me and check mine, I 'm having problem viewing PDF on my Phone. AHMAD IBRAHIM MOHAMMED, JAMB NUMBER 47693378AH, ECONOMICS
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 7:55pm On Jul 20, 2014
Doclight: Being following this thread from the onset, and must say i'm inspired. You guys are just too much, love your faith, and your method of discussion. Must say u guys are matured at heart. Love everything about this thread, especially, d guy who said it's his 4th UTME ND DE. Hmmm i knw it's touching, bt derez always a way, its jst because of d edu. Sector d country has, dats why admission z a miracle, so pls dnt blame ursef. I SEE U ALL BECOMING KWAn SITES come next semester. Gudluck!
sometimes I believe its my faults for dreaming too high.
I used to say to myself that "NO ABU ZARIA, UNILORIN, UNN, OR ATLEAST UNIABUJA NO SCHOOL FOR ME " and i make sure I applied to each of dis schools yet no show before i was convinced to go to poly and use d result to further my application even withh dat unilorin stil denied m twice .
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 9:26pm On Jul 18, 2014
Sheyboy8: mfuckn scammers... still on d hostel issue can sm1 pls tell us hw its being operated lyk amount,numba of pple in a rum, rules etc
yea I 'm also curius abt it. pls anyone with idea on it should pls help. though admission first then any other thing can follow even if it means sleeping in d lecture halls lol. no mind me i just fear ni cos "o n to ti seni ri ni ...." u no go understand
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 7:43pm On Jul 17, 2014
Skmoda360: ..
lemme give u a short hint or story, a bro that im very close to share a story with me... He graduated with third class in chemical engineering and still go for interview hoping to try his luck but he was pick out of all the 2.1' and 1'class ppl that came for the interview even at schl.. friends and lecturers make a mockery of him but now he earns close to a million per month at chevron so ur destiny is quite diff. from theirs..... just ursef and live ur life accordingly....thatz just an irony of life it might be long bt u'll be d best and it might be short and u become a failure.
thanks Bro, i appreciates ur concern. looking forward to seeing u in skul.
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 6:37pm On Jul 17, 2014
tollanny: dnt wori dis yr is ur year...wil b glad to c u as a kwasite by nxt month
thanx very much
wish u well in ur accademic pursuit too
honestly, its very difficult to b a serial loser but life must continue.
my mates in d polytechnic are awaiting their NYSC call up.
me still dey hustle with admission, what an irony!!!
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 4:44pm On Jul 17, 2014
tollanny: ...lmao i av bin waiting for dis kinda post aniway d person was jst xergerating...i am even xpcting d poster to reply ma post but u said it all...emmm are u also an aspirant or a studnt??
I 'm an aspirant jare both Jamb and d.e hoping for atleast one of them. tired of being Jamb customer. this is my Jamb Number four and also d.e Number four.......... what a coincedence!!! but by God grace d LAST
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 2:43pm On Jul 17, 2014
tollanny: cancled as how Where did u get dat frm??
no mind them my sister, firstly they were applying unibadan system of admitting students, secondly dat first and second badges were cancelled.....,... d truth was dat last year majority of those dat score atleast fourty and with minimum of credits in their core subjects were suscessful............dose dat had their names cancelled were either falsified their credentials and or certificate of origin or were unable to pay at d right Time......
get ur facts right my good friend before posting or u ask what u dont know. my good friend Jeleel or Skmoda will answer u right ok? if not for Tolanny dat quote u, i woudnt type dis, i was busy loughing ur ignorance in SWAHILI
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 9:33am On Jul 16, 2014
innoswag: HW DO U MEAN BRO I REALII DO NOT UNDERSTAND U TALK TO ME MR SIMPLE
u too dey show urself. In my area here in abj we call pple like u I.T.K. "i too know " remember YORUBA pple says and i quote "agba tolomi ninu kii pariwo, agba ofifo lo ma n.......... u may wish to complete d rest. i mean no harm pls.pls forgive me if it dosnt go down well with u. mabinu
Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 7:34pm On Jul 15, 2014
innoswag: YOU GUYS SHOULD PUT UR MIND AT REST I PRAY FOR U ALL SEEKING ADMISSION INTO MY SCHOOL KWASU DAT ANYONE WHO BELIEVE IN GOD SHALL BE ADMITTED AM A STUDENT .......................... PRESENTLY AND AM PROUD TO TEL U GUY THAT THE FIRST BATCH WILL BE OUT DIS WEEK U GUYS SHOULD PRAY AND ALL WILL BE WELL BEST OF LUCK TO U ALL
Innoscent or wateva u call urself, I 've been following ur post with keen interest since last year and from ur post I deduced that u have ego. pls learn to b humble. I dont know u but I know u have a great destiny if u can learn to conceal who u are to those dat cant help solve ur problems

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Education / Re: KWARA STATE UNIVERSITY 2014/2015 Post Utme Thread by Dsimple: 7:35pm On Jul 13, 2014
I wrote two exams both Jamb and de. in d Jamb i got 76% and 228 , while in d de i got 72% and distinction
.hoping for d best
Politics / Re: Explosion Rocks Rivers Deputy-Governor's Office by Dsimple: 5:00pm On Dec 18, 2013
talktimi: PS the explosions from the mile 1 market fire were from cans of insecticides and deodorants which were reacting to the extremely intense heat. I was there live as i had to drive a neighbor down who lost 2 shops in the fire. The Rivers state fire service are disgracefully UNDER EQUIPPED and under funded. They shouldn't be using such archaic equipment as i saw them using in this present century.
what brought about the 'extremely intense heat'? Without fire and or blast would there be any heat that will be enough toblow up d insecticides? Dont think every one is dumb like u
Education / Re: Tuition Fees Of Public Universities In Nigeria by Dsimple: 7:22pm On Dec 14, 2013
The most expenssive public university is Kwara state uni with tuition fee of 100,000 for 100l students who are indigen of kwara state and 200,000 for non indigen and returning students also to pay a jaw dropping hundred thousand for indigeneous students. Though d skul is excellent in terms of facilities in place, but d fee is outregeous for a common man like me as I forfeited my admission ealiar dis year cos we were given a week to pay dis wooping amount of money. I applied through DE and was asked to pay 120,000 excluding a compulsory hostel fee of 40,000 for all freshers and 400l students.
Politics / Re: Picture Of Obasanjo Ibb And Buhari In A Friendly Mood by Dsimple: 2:29pm On Nov 18, 2013
Call me and tell me what to comment NOW before its too late. 08057314001
NYSC / Re: Condom Scarcity At NYSC Orientation Camp by Dsimple: 7:00pm On Nov 16, 2013
toba:

Sey condom dey expire ni? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
NO
Health / Re: Research Shows Odd Facts About Short And Tall People by Dsimple: 9:10am On Sep 29, 2013
braine: So I have a chance of living longer• That's good enough for me• #TeamShortPeople
and a chance to develop cadio vascular desease too dnt 4get
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 7:18pm On Sep 28, 2013
pls guys most especially students of kwasu I need u to pls brief me about d kwasu professional degree which form is currently on sale on mode of application, d application fee and more important of all is, are d graduands of d professional degree eligible for service upon completion of d program? I also took part in d post utme and having made d cut off mark but was not admitted in d regular program I applied for, as I got 44 percent with distinction in my national diploma, I see d professional degree as an opportunity to link up with u guys, pls be of assistance to ur brother in need before d form closes. I intend using my ND again (as a D.E applicant) dis time may be I may just be of luck like u guys. Pls here is my phone number if u have any advice 4 me 08057314001. Thanks and God bless.
Politics / Re: Dangote To Construct Refinery And Petrochemical Complex In Ogun And Ondo by Dsimple: 4:16pm On Aug 29, 2013
PapaBrowne: My big question is that why is everything happening under the clueless President's regime.
Under this clueless President, industries are moving back to Nigeria in Droves.
Under Clueless Jonathan, Agriculture is suddenly experience a massive boom.
Under this clueless GEJ, the trains are experiencing a renaissance.
With all the cluelessness going on, we get to see a complete revamping of 22 airports and building 5 new brand new airports as well as the privatisation of the power sector.

With Jonathan's clueless disposition to everything, we are seeing things happen that haven't happened in 30 years.


Looks like cluelessness is a good thing afterall.
including recent call off polytechnic union strike as well as on going university strike which is in its nineyh weeks in an African most richest state. D seed ur pay master is sowing will soon germinate and i pray wen its germinates u will hv d largest share of d Nigerian curse on him. Bunch of thieves parading themselves as leaders
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 10:16am On Aug 22, 2013
raynoni: Alamu Olamilekan, if you really had distinction in your ND and you scored 44% in our Post UTME, come to KWASU on Monday or Tuesday ask for the CIT. My name is Raymond Smith, bring along all your results. Good Luck.


Acctually Mr Ray I am Ahmad Ibrahim Mohammed and like I said ealiar I had Distinction in my ND as well as 44% in my kwasu post jamb with nice olevel results.

I appreciate your comment on my ealiar post but I just saw it today {thursday} cos I lost my phone since last week which means i have been offline since then.

Sir pls here is my phone numbers 08057314001 and 08033760246 I am living very far from kwara state and u knw it will be more painful for me to come to malete and dont make real deal of it. So pls I need ur assistance to pls text me through my number so that I can call you and explain some things to you. Thanks and God bless
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 3:16pm On Aug 11, 2013
tollanny: 5th provisionalist is out
pls guys for God sake help and check my name on d fifth badge I am Ahmad Ibrahim Mohammed, despite having distinction in my ND, I still need to wait till dis moment not jus dat wit 44% in post jamb as well as nice olevel result. Pls check d name on DE list , Ahmad Ibrahim Mohammed.
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 11:06am On Jul 26, 2013
Skmoda-360:

Indigene -99500 bro not 150000 so look the calculations.
Non-indigene- 200000 so I guess you are an indigene considering the way you sound but you can still raise 99k b4 aug12 so keep trying...a little piece frm Sev

He is a DE (200level student) and he is to pay 109500k and another 30,000k or 60,000k for accommodation which is compulsory for all freshers. Even me dat hv nt been admitted yet is bordered cos I knw Insha Allah, I'll b among d nxt group of successful applicant. Bt to b sincere dis skul is truly a yahoo yahoo skul. one of d most expenssive govt skul in Nigeria jus little short of some private university in Nigeria e.g Archievers dat charges 220k for mgt and 250k for sciences yet their mode of admission is nt as tough as dis and dis money includes accomodation. A new skul for dat matter........... chai most expenssive new skul in Nigeria imagine IBB UNIVERSITY LAPAI a state skul also charging less dan 50k including non indigen
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 8:00am On Jul 26, 2013
Tajudeen40: you will be admited if someone with 40 could make it why not myself i score 44 and am admited tourism and hospitality just espect your name today friday and we will meet in skul to do screaning on monday ok!
I am feeling ur pain seriously though I'm helpless bt I kwn for u'll make it. Its nt ur power to be admitted, God did it for u, if he can do dat I think d skul fee matter wunt b too hard for him. Just pray to ur God. Thank God we are in Ramadan period and u are a muslim, remember quitters dont win, and winners dont quit. Ona ara ni olorun a gbe oro wa gba Insha Allah.
Thanks for giving me dat courage with d word ''u will b admitted'' Infact I just cant wait to see my name on d list and hv a chance to meet u. Bt were u connected? Cos me no get any body ooooooo and 2ndly I'm a 2nd choice candidate cos i saw on d DE admission list they wrote ''first choice candidate'', did u made kwasu ur first choice?

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Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 10:27pm On Jul 25, 2013
I say a vry big congratulations 2 those that have been admitted most especially d DE applicant which I'm included, though I'm still looking unto God for mine but I'm happy cos u were admitted it gives me courage and every reason to lough cos if u can make it then I can make also. I knw my Distinction in National Diploma will not be in vain Insha Allah. Though I only have 44 percent in post jamb. Pls is there any one with related score and has been admitted?

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Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 12:11pm On Jul 19, 2013
ismaheel161: Am also DE applicant and am yet 2 c ma name on d admisn list is dere any DE applicant been given admisn
I DONT THINK SO
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 5:59pm On Jul 03, 2013
Pls keep d rumours coming to make this trend a lively one. Hope d proposed universities accademic staff union strike will not hamper their calender?
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 6:12pm On Jul 01, 2013
yetunde01: I scored 43%, we don't know the cut-off mark yet.

But I thought every question carry 2 marks each. Then why 43%
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 5:08pm On Jul 01, 2013
yetunde01:
Have u checked?



Yes ooo dear but I fuckedup, I got 44%
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 4:31pm On Jul 01, 2013
The result is out
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 2:16pm On Jul 01, 2013
yetunde01:

You jst finish the guy, point of correction IJMB is a recognised prog, even KWASU are into it. http://www.kwasu.edu.ng/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=223:ijmb-examination-application-form&catid=35:notices

from ur link above Yetunde, d ijmb u linked me to is organised by kwasu not private body and all payments are made to kwasu account. Which means kwasu will only regards their graduands while national diploma is acceptable by all uni and poly dats my argument if u understand my points.
On d other hand, d choice is urs, u may wish to patronise him after all according to him its 9 months while dat of kwasu is 12 months. Which ever one u choose, I say a vry big Good Luck to u.
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 3:21pm On Jun 30, 2013
If this program is as real as u advertise it, why dont u advertise it on print media and or through radio or tv station? Better still why is it not found on ABU official websites? U think u can just come here and brain wash us abi?




Now to my dear brothers and sisters on this forum, if for any reason (God forbid) u could not secure admission into the university and u are considering other option, then national diploma from a polytechnic would be d best option for u cos of d following reason:

1. U can work with ur certificate b4 pursuing ur degree course (if u so wish, otherwise apply immediately).

2.d result cannot expire

3. U may wish to continue in any polytechnic not necessary d one u graduated from.

4.it is acceptable by all universities not 70% as he claimed( d case 4 ijmb).

5. U may also undergo university's diploma.

6.it is cheaper

All dis are sure way of gaining admission to d school of ur choices (university).

I'm speaking from experience, cos i am a graduand of the federal polytechnic Bida, Niger state. My program lasted from october 2009 to august 2011. And a friend of mine who did dis so called ijmb and gratuated in 2010 cant secure admission @ usmanu danfodio university sokoto, imagine if sokoto rejects u as an indigen of d state where will u run to? Meanwhile he applied as a jambite last year and was admitted in d same school after series of consultations and advise from d administrator of d school.

In nutshell my fellow nairalanders make sure u make a wise decision but i pray kwasu admit u so dat neither d polytechnic nor ijmb will b ur portion. Though i'm a polytechnic alumni, i stil want u to go direct to d uni to save ur time, cos my mate are currently either awaiting their NYSC call up or in d sevice proper while I'm in HND 1 and stil trying my luck in kwasu may be i can switch over.
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 2:56pm On Jun 29, 2013
For those who wrote their exam 2day, hw was d exam, d atmosphere both wethin and outsude d examination hall, d population and in general hw was ur experience? Pls lets make dis forum a lively one. Before d exam, I was of d opinions dat may b kwasu didnt hv 2 many applicants bt d crowd d day I wrote proved me wrong. And 2 d stallites, wots d ratio of d D.E to jambites? I.e from ur experience hw many candidates would u think usually gained admission to 200l?
Education / Re: Kwara State University 2013/2014 by Dsimple: 2:56pm On Jun 29, 2013
tollanny: Wish u guyz all d...i gues by nxtwik d result wil b out..hope for d best...i pray we al c in kwasu.....best of luck

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