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tunshe:
Mama Peace :

PGEJ : Wayionma, my sweet potato, why have you been crying since April elections?

Mama Peace : Why did you call GMB? Asari and co already promised to back us. Everybody don run comot ASO rock,the number of yes ma I receive everyday has reduced.

PGEJ : Na Abdul Salami talk say make I call GMB because America will know and allied forces will treat me like Gbagbo. They said Asari and Co are just like mosquitoes at the mercy of a clap.

Mama Peace : I fit carry this ASO Rock building and all the goodie goodies go Bayelsa abi make we build another one for GMB?

PGEJ : Let's build our own before May 28.

PDP: Oga , you fall our hands o!

PGEJ : Don't worry, you will all be compensated. ...Secretary,Sack all sackables and replace with our loyalists and sycophants.

FFK : Okupe, do you know I have never slept 2 hrs in a day without nightmares of kirikiri.

Okupe: Na Ekiti me dey run go, Fayose has promised me immunity as all embassy no gree grant me asylum. I have lost weight due to much thinking that I now float on swimming pool.

BBacarnasta : Since April, no stipends,no salary,no calls,no communication( PDP betrayed me) .

Lwkmd

With what is happening in the world,there is no conscience left again, no fear of GOD. Human beings will soon grow to become beast like in nature .LORD JESUS come before the world turns upside down.End times sign.

Adamsdelrio:
I need the Holy Spirit to be completely free from sin. I want to use it for the glory of God. I'm not like Simon that wanted to use it for his own selfish interest. I have been seeking him for 3 months now.

Thank God that you said you want to use it for the glory of God.first and foremost you must give your life to Jesus in all sincerety then continue to pray for unction of the HolySpirit, The lord told his disciples to wait for the enduement of the HolySpirit if God sees the geniuneness of your heart He will allow you to be filled with HolySpirit Luke 11 verse 13 If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much will your heavenly Father give the HolySpirit to those who ask Him.

I pity these men who sold their birth right for pottage.So assuming they come across the anti christ himself they would have denied the LORD and collect the mark of the beast so that they can survived in this world that will be destroyed by God himself .Hmmm, at the sametime I don't really blame them though, but blame the shepherds who are suppose to teach the undilluted world of God to the people but are preaching half truth and heresies in the church. This is a wake up for us as christians especially pastors to take end time teaching seriously because so many people will land in hell as a result of ignorance about GOD'S word.

GodMode:
God does not exist..
God does not determine when a person marries.

For your mind.

bennyrazz:
the major problem here is family setting unreasonable standards for the man their daughter wants to marry. Though I am not against setting standards but there should be a limit to the standards family set and there should be limits to the type of man a woman dreams to marry.


Some women have what we call checklist for the type of man they want to marry but they are so quick to forget that God also has a checklist for the type of husband he has destine for them to marry. In God's plan, your husband is short, in the woman's plan, her husband is tall. In God's plan, your husband is a farmer, in the woman's plan, her husband is an Engineer. So when your plan doesn't meet with God's plan for the kind of man they want to marry, how will the marriage be possible?

There is nothing God cannot do for you so far you stick to his plans for you, no father or mother can stop you from getting married so far the man/woman is God's choice.

Lastly, some women are the architect of their own marital woes. They are too high to maintain, nothing pleases them, it is never enough for them, they have this proud look, their taste is too high, they are very wasteful, they cannot endure circumstances, they complain & nag at the same time, they are very disrespectful, they dress like harlots etc

This is very deep and it is only the discerning mind that can fathom it.This is what the Yorubas call oro sunuku ti a fi oju sunuku wo pardon my Yoruba adage.Do you know if only most ladies can wait on the lord to know God's will for them in marriage the number of single ladies or men will be reduced even the rate of divorce will drop.

I laugh when people say ajimobi don't pay salaries on time. If there is anything that ladoja and accord party is known for is blackmailing and mudslinging and he uses gullible civil servants to carry these acts. If you ask them they will tell you it was because Ladoja pay salaries on time and what makes them think if ladoja comes in as governor he will pay them on time another thing was that Ajimobi block their chances of making illegal money because he created e wallet.

A lot of people who are saying there is nothing like spiritual entities whom man has tag spirit wife or husband doesn't mean they don't exist.Do you know 7 out of 10 people are affected by this crafty and wicked beings all over the world.They either oppress or posses you and I don't mean to SCARE people but the truth is they Exist.If GOD's angels exist then demons exist and they can only be resisted by GOD'S WORLD which IS HIS RHEMA and if you don't operate in this realm they will remain till enternity.like i said they don't want people to know they exist hence they disguise a lot ,they might even hide and if you try to resist them they will fight back . The weapon they use mostly is fear and your ignorance about them and the moment there is a vacum in your soul they infilterate into your subconscious mind and thereby attack you the more. Fill that vacum with the word of God and pray for GOD'S GRACE TO BE FILLED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT TO OPERATE IN THE RHEMA, Look for a HOLY SPIRIT FILLED DELIVERANCE MINISTER to cast it out if it is possession type. I like what Paul said in Ephesians6 vs 13 "therefore take up the whole armor of God,thatyou may be able to withstand in the evil day,andhaving done all, to stand. To stand means to resist them and not to give up by praying and fasting, renonunce and denonunce them.then live a holy life and be full of faith that you will overcome them.Be warn they are very crafty and evil.

MSPConcept:
Thanks for the reply. I think I av one due to my dreams and things happening around me. Can you please tell me more? in details. Thanks

sorry for the delay, like I said they exist and they are real,and like I said there is no spirit husband or wife. A lot of people who are ignorant of the ways they operate are under their bondage because they are the same entity .They spirit are being(demons) they don't have a physical form hence they operate either when you are asleep or your subconcious mind.they usually disguise as human beings especially people you hardly know or people you lust after. Behind this is the most deceptive spirits that has ever being created .like I said they live on peoples ignorance and the more you accept them the more they take hold of your life and the more you are either directly or indirectly establishing a covenant with them.Be assured they only recognised one authority and that is the name of JESUS CHRIST SON OF THE LIVING GOD.You must be fully and sincerely surrender your life to JESUS.Then fight the good fight of faith,by engaging a deliverance minister ,you will also be praying on own with every fibre of your being by renoucing and denoucing every covenant with them.remember they will foremost hide themselves so that you never be able to discover them they might even mean no harm but already they destroy so many people destinies through their ignorance or through their sophistication.

My question is this, are you just curious to know about them or you are being afflicted and you think you need solutions to their attacks.if it is the first one i pray you don't fall prey to them. Don't mean to frighten you though but if it is second one then lets talk. Are there spirits husband and wife ?YES ,there ARe real .DO they exist? YES but I would want to tell you it is one and same entity who uses human faces to disguise and use it as a decoy to trap people in their craftiness so when people say spirit wife or spirit husband they don't understand these entities have master the act of deception since the date of Adam and Eve.

Chillext:
What a LIFE we LIVE
Have u taken Note of the CO-INCIDENCE OF LIFE:
1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE.
2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN.
3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD.
4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE....
5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS.
6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH.
7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL.
8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE.
9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS.
10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE.
11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY.
12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY.
13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG.
14. RICH has 4 so does POOR.
15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS
16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE.

Are they all by Co-incidence? We should Choose wisely, this
means LIFE is like a Double-Edged Sword.

If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up.

This is actually food for thought which makes me to fear GOD the more and it goes to show we do not own our lives but God who ordain everything in accordance with his will.The last part made me to understand that God owns our breath hence He can decide to take it back.The moral of the write up is that we should 'tread carefully' while on this earth because we will give account to the OWNER.

If there is anything that disgust God is being a gay whether male or female and God calls it an abomination there is no difference between a man who has sexual intercourse with his fellow man and a man who has sexual intercourse with a goat or chicken which is highly disgusting.The demons operating in these people lives is not one but legion and that is the highest debasement that these demons can reduce a man to . God being a good father has created man to be in high pedestal above all created beings whether visible or invisible which includes demons, powers and principalities and that dominion can only be regain through the saving knowledge of HIS BELOVED SON JESUS CHRIST.

Another way to resolve this is for the military to take over through coup de tat.Dissolve the National assembly, amend the constitution of Nigeria which some cannot be ratified by slashing their salaries and other bogus allowances to half then the wealth of the nation will go round.

taiwo850629:
Yes, what of spirit wife?

There is nothing like spirit wife or spirit husband they are the same entity which are demons by nature,demons have no formal or visible structure that is why the use peoples faces as decoy as lure people into sexual PERVERSION. They are the most cunny ,crafty and wicked beings that as ever existed,they don't want humans to know they exist henced they give false impression about them.The only authority they recognised is JESUS if not, if u cast them out and they notice that there is a vacum they will return except the vacum is filled by the presence and power of the HOLY SPIRIT.

Good write up, Even though it is scientifically proven.I would want to believe this is hand of GOD in His children lives particularly those who wait on Him.I have noticed that too in the lives of pastors who are really serving the Lord in spirit and in truth, infact I know of a man of God who looks 36 when is actually 48 .Another example is Apostle Johnson Sulaiman,some of these men have really waited on God by prayer and fasting and most of them died at old age e.g Pa Sadela nowonder the book of Isaiah 40vs 31 says But those who wait on Lord shall renew their strength; They mount up with wings like eagles,They shall run and not be weary They shall walk and not faint.

Thanks

I don't really know maybe it was delibrate or an error on Dstv part, I notice after switching on my decoder this evening I noticed African magic urban and Studio universial was added to the Dstv family bouquet.

I personally believe Ajimobi will win this election ,If there is anybody who made Ibadan to be what it is today in terms of infastructure and which is glearing to the public give it to him he has really done well more than all other gubernatorial aspirants put together. I don't know what Ladoja is looking, for I expect him to be backing the likes of Seyi Makinde. I would want to believe Ajimobi has good intention for the people of Oyostate especially when he unfolded his plan during the splash Fm media debate that was anchored by Edmund Obilo but he has alot of enemies and if there is anything other opposition parties are good at is blackmailing especially Accord party which is offshoot of PDP. However,he has to come down to the level of the masses at times to hear their complaint because naturally the people of Oyo state especially Ibadan indegines have been wired to believe that government money is suppose to be dash out free of charge without working for it.

I am so elated that Oshinbanjo won he really tried even though he was new in the game. the wind of CHANGE is finally blowing.Oshinbanjo did well, God was with him. I am sure he must be rolling on the floor praising GOD.

Jonathan got it wrong when after winning the election with the aid of yorubas he neglected them and allowed the Hausas who are monolithic in nature to mislead him. He got it wrong when he announced removal of fuel subsidy, he got it wrong when he encouraged corruption,he got it wrong when he allowed chibok girls to be kidnapped and he did not do anything on time to rescue them. He got it wrong when he allowed Bokoharam to destroy so many people,he got it wrong when 1 dollar became 200 . He got it wrong when he appointed Okonjo Iweala and Deziane Madueke to ruin Nigeria through the economic policies.

what i meant by 'come to their level' at times is just play the fool part delibrately even when you know they are wrong then try and correct them in love later. One thing I realise is that at times we are more expose than others in terms of sophiscation and because they are not too expose, don't show it too much that they are wrong at least everybody deserve an ego irrespective of who they are. You can ask for their facebook or twitter account then just drop a word or two to show that you have them in mind. On the contrary don't force yourself on people because it is not everybody that deserve true friendship and they can take you for a ride. Have confidence in yourself and people will respect you for it.

A lot of people find it difficult to sustain relationship in life either as a result of insecurity i:e low self esteem or at one time because of betrayal. Relationship can only be sustain by gradually interacting with people . Ask about the welfare of your friends by giving them calls and at times socialise with them,they are at times you will have to come to their levels because not everyone of them will have the same level of intelligence or esposure like you. One thing I have come to realise in life is that you can never be an island because you will need friends when you run into problems.

The programmed was fantastic,well put together.The producers did a good job.Thank God we still have people of this kind of calibre in the likes of professor Yemi Oshibajo who are willing to use their intellect to move this country in the right direction. I can smell CHANGE in the air.

This man is just ranting because he is afraid that all the illegal wealth bequeathed to him by Jonathan will be recovered from him.foolish lousy man.

Rilwayn001:
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This is a good news even though we all know GEJ kept them since all this while and his plan is to release them tommorow [/size]

Anyways

SaiBuhari

You just spoke my mind.GEJ and the PDP thinks Nigerians are kids that watching 24 season film. I wish to see the final stunt in the last season that GEJ aka JACK BAUER CTU wants to pull.

oduastates:
What ethnicity?
This is even a small part of it. There are things the elders of the land will never put out because the SW Street will simply go ballistic. Just the little they need to know. Only the discerning will be able to decode those things.
One quarter of Nigeria's population with the largest pool of certified professionals and this is all you have to say?
I can easily nominate 50 people who are better qualified, better educated and better suited for the job than most of the people on that list.
Give me 1 professional from any part of Nigeria and I will give you 10 omoluabis .
The same thing is replicated in the federal ministries and parastatals. SW businesses are being denied government contracts. His economic policies are killing small and medium scale manufacturers in the SW. He has almost killed off the vegetable oil industry.
Obasanjo called it right. Never has there being a government which is as clannish as this one.
The people he regards as friends are running his nepotic government like an extension of their private property. The only good thing it is that his bad governance cannot be blamed on the SW as they normally do.
It is for this reason that many omoluabis are shipping out of that cesspit to places where their skills are better appreciated.
From foreign universities to the largest corporations in the world, they are well represented. Competent engineers, programmers, administrators, engineers,scientists etc doing their stuff where they are better appreciated. Better than being saddled with a leper of a country.
You know something is wrong if 3 omoluabi doctors, below the age of 37,attend to you in one hospital in Europe, within a span of 4 visits.
One dummy mentioned Benin -ore Road down there.
$500 billion dollars earned excluding $60 billion he met on the ground and that dummy thinks a patch job on a road of such national importance, and which should have cost less than $500 million is what we deserve.
By the way, Benin-ore is not as important to the SW as the lagos - ibadan- ife - akure - Benin Road which forms the central economic artery of the homeland .
If Obasanjo had run his government like this, no one would ever have heard of El rufai, Ribadu, soludo, Ekwesili, Iweala, Raphael ndukwe etc.
And some people like shouting merit merit merit. If you want merit, bring it on. We will see the outcome.
We will not be saddled with this delinquent for another 4 years for him to be followed by another called Sambo.

N.B : the same playbook as was played in the first Republic They put one or two yorubas in inconsequential ministries of no direct benefit to the economic progress of the region and keep the juicy ones.
Ministry of trade
Ministry of agriculture benefits the north.
Then you have the spots for useless yorubas like Abati, fani kayode, Okupe.
What about putting a yoruba in defence information, General Kolade to make a nuisance of himself on twitter.

Wa gbayi, nice one.

aflyingbird:
how is her relationship with ur family members?

how old is she? sudden anger, irritability cud also mean she's going thru menopause or about to

That is a very good point you ve' made.The op should find out what is really happening,women don't just throw tantrums,she might be apprehensive about your future.calm her down by assuring her everything will be okay.

A lot of Nigeria ladies dont treat their hair hence most of them don't use hair treatment products maybe as a result of too much weaves.Try deep conditioner lotion for hair and use shea butter or castor hair cream. Use it at least twice a week and immediatly after retouching leave the relaxed hair for two to three weeks before using weavon as sides don't braid too often maybe once or twice a year.I hope this tips will help.

You are already addicted to porn which has already led you to low self esteem.A lot of people are in this type of situation and they want a way out.First you have be determined in yourself that want to be free because anything you are addicted to smoking, sex, food drinking,has already become your master and you his slave. Avoid sites that are porn related even romantic films that has little sex subtility in it, avoid musicals that shows obsceneties. Secondly,learn to discipline yourself.thirdly learn to have healthy relationships especially members of your family,your friends.don't be in a secluded place, watch football with friends,in essence don't be idle. Addictions always start from thoughts that aren't checkmated on time which arises from loneliness and idleness.

For the mere fact that the white man has term it sleep paralysis doesn't mean it is .I am not trying to scare the Op, sleep paralysis is cause by demonic attack, has anyone bother to ask that why you pray intensly or call the name of Jesus it doesn't attack that much,the reason is because they like people to believe they don't exist so they work on your ignorance and not to forget the fact that they thrive on openings(sin , unwholsome thoughts) except you resist it it won't go. Their motives is to create fear and use your ignorance to cage you.remember there is power in the name of JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF THE LIVING GOD.

For the mere fact that the white man has term it sleep paralysis doesn't mean it is .I am not trying to scare the Op, sleep paralysis is cause by demonic attack, has anyone bother to ask that why you pray intensly or call the name of Jesus it doesn't attack that much,the reason is because they like people to believe they don't exist so they work on your ignorance and not to forget the fact that they thrive on openings(sin , unwholsome thoughts) except you resist it it won't go. Their motives is to create fear and use your ignorance to cage you.remember there is power in the name of JESUS.

Funny but true post, it was while i was reading the post that i noticed the tags on my T.v was not removed as well. Anyway that is a very good observation. Most people might want to believe the tags are permenent stickers hence not removing it.