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igboboy3:
Lucky Bastard

He'll probably did Law School in ABJ.
He'll do NYSC in Lagos or Abuja or wherever dafuq he likes!
Then, before the service year is over, he would have processed his LL.M admission to one of the top 10 law schools in the world.

After his Masters, he'll be smuggled into Ministry of Justice or Legal Dept of NNPC or NIMASA. He'll have a nice car and bachelor crib in Maitama/Asokoro and a lot of hens will be on his matter. If he likes, he play around with them before settling down with another British educated girl from a Royal family in the SouthWest.

If he likes, he may run for office and win (like Lai Mohammed's son)
or if he is an intellectual, he'll open his own firm. He may end up like Mr Osinbajo who had 'humble beginings' from Corona School
All his children will be born in Canada or the US, giving them a ticket to the world. They'll lack nothing and the cycle will continue.

Lucky Bastard

lol, even though what you said was the bitter truth, I believe some of us on Nairaland have a greater prospect than him, lets keep the faith and work hard,then success is guranteed.

Thanks OP for the insight, into what midlife crises is, I have a relation of mine who though is retired from the coperate world, she is in her mid 50s and very she rich but she decided to go back to school. The question is, is there anything wrong in wanting to do something you have wanted to do? Naturally, like you said it could be as a result of somebody wanting to fufill his long term goals.

Very good piece, it is only those who understand the deeper truth of having a close relationship with God who can understand the message. The question is, how many Christians are praying this kind of prayer. Father, remove, everything that is called, self, self righteousness,, self will, assertions, lust of the eyes, lust of flesh and every pride in my lifestyle in Jesus name, Amen. This should be the prayer of every christian who is heaven conscious.

vooks:
But can you kill demons?

Demons cannot be killed but they can be driven out, because they are spirit entities, but when demons operate through humans like witch, the witch could die in the process, especially when he or she refuses to repent.

vooks:
But can you kill demons?

Demons cannot be killed but they can be driven out, because they are spirit entties, but when demons operate through humans like witch, the witch could die in the process, esespecially when he or she refuses to repent.

atoleybaba:
see zombie....anyways I av 1 thing to say to u... U are ODE

I can see, you are suffering from Schizophrenia, Get a life! Furstrated he-goat.

atoleybaba:
"revered woman indeed dy dre and be deceived....again u insult my mother....for that ur generation will be filled with imbeciles and ur surname will be remembered for having useless unsucessful dejected untrainable offsprings...foolish son from an asshole father....send me home again and receive massive curses....foolish being that as been brainwashed

From what you typed,it is glaring that all your generations are either imbeciles,bastards, or reprobate goats,senseless animal, no wonder nothing reasonable is coming out of your reasoning faculty. Eranko lasan lasan, Omo ale jatijati, ikeji aja.

Lols, fear don dey catch am, it was evident that the election that brought you in as a Governor was rigged.

atoleybaba:
bla bla bla...we all av right to our opinion besides y do u condemn me as if u av never insulted people older than u? Hypocritical entity mtcheww don't mind ur log of wood be facing my straw dre..intact for sending me home ehn ur mom tho a gracious woman, is useless

Even if you have a right to your opinion, insulting a revered woman of God shows your mother, who was supposed to train you as a well mannered child didn't because apart from being useless, and a slowpoke she was also highly irresponsible. Go and learn how to talk responsibly so that something good can come out of your life.

The Congress was awesome, God's power and presence was felt during the Congress. As Redeemers lets continue to pray for daddy G.O for God's strength onhis life, He was really looking frail on that last day, which I am sure is due to fasting, lets contiue to pray that the LORD will raise men of greater passion for God in RCCG.

akemi2:
Good morning fellow NLers. I really need vibrant prayer warriors in this section to teach me how to pray more spiritually. I joined the workforce of my church recently and whenever I lead prayers, my prayer points seems watery and lacks spiritual elements

I would appreciate if I can get hints on how to pray more effectively at a stretch without sounding like merely discussing with God

This is normal especially when one is just starting. I am sure you ve surrendered your life to Jesus, First you must learn how to study God's word, because the more you know and meditate on God's word, the more you have enough weapons in your arsenal to pray, then ask for the power of the Holy Spirit to empower you because the more you are empowered the more it becomes more easier to pray effectively.

atoleybaba:
mummy g.o? Afi mummy g.o na....see her small head with big body Lol...using horsetail to praise God? Nigerian churches with their effizy sha

I am sure you don't have elders at home because if you do, you won't type this rubbish.

TWOWAYMIRROR:
That woman in green is soooo massive...does she still appeal to her husband?...can she still give him erecttiion? ..or is he getting off on sweet sisters in d ministry.?...#jstaninnocentquestion

It's obvious your mind or soul is so full of dirth that it has now filled every part of your brain to reason, You think you've made sense with the gibberish you just type. I pity your life.

I am sure the OP was at the Redemption camp and he prayed the prayer, led by the G.O, because how did he know Daddy G.O raised the prayer point, are you asking this question because you want to stir an hornet nest or you just want to talk. For those who are saying Jesus ask us to pray for our enemies,how do you pray or bless spiritual wickedness, power and principalities? God Forbid! According to Ephesians 6vs10-13, you don't pray for them you prayed against them, Somebody mentioned imaginary enemy, all Christians know that there is an enemy out there called Satan or the Devil,with his demons who come in various guise to wage war against man, hence these are spiritual, the spiritual control the physical. These enemies are both enemies of God the creator and man and the only way to dislodge them is by praying against their onslaught.

Next time, when you are either in your bedroom or bathroom as long as is private, always lock the door after you because anybody could barge in at anytime. It is normal for her to react, Pretend as if you didn't noticed her reactions and at times be bossy, but it doesn't mean you have to intimidate her. I am sure with time she will forget.

Koolmexxi:
What does it matter what he looks like Some of us claim to be Christians but yet have a very big issue with how dis image looks...? Which means we really don't believe or think he was created in the image of our definition of ugly. Our reaction to jus an ordinary image generated by science has betrayed our hearts already. The most important image to any true Christian should be what he came for and died for. Whether he looks like dis image or not, all I know is dat my JESUS CAME, DIED, RESURRECTED AND IS COMING AGAIN FOR ME and can look like anyone for all I care.

A bilion gbosas for you, for that inspired thought. May God bless your soul.

Acjohn:
They pack people we no go school put there because they be Muslim why them no go make blunders.

To buttress your point, the way most Northern teachers teach their students is appalling,when most of them don't study good and competitive courses,its either they study Hausa or Arabic languages, no wonder they cannot compete with their Southern counterpart, I have seen a school, in Kaduna State, where an English teacher was teaching English language with Hausa language.I wondered how the students will comprehend English language with that method of teaching.

Some people will come and argue that it's normal, this is an abomination, I see no difference between being a gay and a person who have sex with an animal. When the judgement of God falls on the world, then He is justified. For Christ sake we are created in His image and likeness.

No wonder,it was his own share of the loot that he used to established ARISE TV Station in the US.He must vomit what he stole, he must not be left off the hook.

DickDastardly:
Useless Yoruba dwarf!
Freedom of the black jews loading.....we past caring
Fvck the cowards!

I am sure while you were typing this useless gibberish, your blood pressure did not rise as a result of the hatred you have for him. Get a life!

So so touching, if only people can be for once be kind enough to give to the poor, especially those that are rich. The world is so much filled with selfish people,'its all about me, me and my family, Whatever happen to others I don't care as long as the world revolves around me.' not knowing that the poor one day will revolt against the rich by becoming a terror to them in form of kidnapping, armed robbery, ritualism, terrorist etc. Although some of these crimes are as a result of greed.

Fasehun is right, I kept wondering if Buhari's foreign trips has yielded any result, if not he should sit down and brainstorm with his cabinet on how to end fuel, power, and unemployment crisis in Nigeria.

Fayose, Irumole to je Jollof rice. Even though I don't like Fayose manner of governance, I think this is all propaganga.

Instead of them to look inward on how to strengthen their IGR, they are busy lamenting, I wonder why they cannot shift their focus on the Agric sector that can yield internal revenue for the states.

Is it mandatory that he must travel when there are important things to do at home? Can't he send a representative to South Africa?, I am sure this is not how other presidents jump from one country to another.Our president has really turn to Ajala.

STFUareyouGod:
Hehehe. Una never chi chum chin

Niyi Osundare warned you lot but it still wasn't your business
When Bokoharam wasnt this strong, northern/Islamic leaders felt no need to join hands and end it, it wasn't their business, it was GEJ's. Now they started attacking mosques it's now your business

"NOT MY BUSINESS

They picked Akanni up one morning
Beat him soft like clay
And stuffed him down the belly
Of a waiting jeep.

What business of mine is it
So long they don’t take the yam
From my savouring mouth?

They came one night
Booted the whole house awake
And dragged Danladi out,
Then off to a lengthy absence.

What business of mine is it
So long they don’t take the yam
From my savouring mouth?

Chinwe went to work one day
Only to find her job was gone:
No query, no warning, no probe –
Just one neat sack for a stainless record.

What business of mine is it
So long they don’t take the yam
From my savouring mouth?

And then one evening
As I sat down to eat my yam
A knock on the door froze my hungry hand.

The jeep was waiting on my bewildered lawn
Waiting, waiting in its usual silence."

Classic poem from Professor Niyi Osundare, are you into literature?

Jadonjack:
Noted. Tnx bro

I am not bro, I am sis, no offence

ObaSanJo, the worst hypocrite among Nigeria's leaders.What did he do to salvage the economy of the country when he was in power.This man had every opportunity to take Nigeria to her Eldorado, but he refused because of greed and third term ambition.

What your brother is going through is known as juvenile deliquency,this happens to teenagers(boys and girls) who are between 14-20 years, they believe they are of maturity,hence they tend to be wayward, rude, steal, commit all sorts of offences. No matter where you take him to either police or Dodan Barracks, let them torture him to heavens, he will only become hardened the more. First, like others have advice pray for him for God to touch his heart, then don't fight with him because he would want to be on the defensive side, remove all monies and anything he can convert to cash from the house. Then there is need to change his social environment, invite him to a good motivational speaking church where he will see his mates who are cool headed and success driven, by this, his mindset will begin to change because he will be challenge and that would want him to channel his energies to the right direction.

I am not sure this is Pastor Johnson Sulaiman Prophecies, some people should be careful with the way they take things out of context, and they do it to tarnish the body of Christ, don't you fear God.