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Jokerman:
Nothing like sex in the garden.

Fruit was Fruit, literally

Yet it said "the garden" and "the fruit" and "in between" and "dont touch" and then God Cursed her pregnancy which resulted to.the birth of the first Murderer!

Keep liiving in the nile.

Chijeep:
Please enlighten us the more

This is it

https://www.nairaland.com/7105728/genesis-bestiality-how-eve-slept#112430296

PastorOlokonla:
I know a lot of people will go batshit crazy at this topic and also, because this question keeps popping up every Sunday.

For me, I came to a realization that organized religion is like a business control centre and the only people gaining are the pastors and GO's.

I also realized most pastors, Imams and GO's have no real jobs and tangible contributions to the society hence our backward.

Also, with all the myriads of churches and mosques in Nigeria, nothing seems to be happening as we are racing toward to bottom of hellish existence on earth.

Insanity is definied as doing the same thing and expecting a different result.
Now lets ask ourselves this question, with all the churches and mosques in Nigeria, has morality increased in the past 20 years?
Capital No!

I have a lot to say as a lifelong church goer but I will stop here.

It is one of the Prophecies!

Realz99:
I have terrible Fears, it can be called schizophrenia,
It's a kind of fear that comes as a result of thinking that something wants to harm you, ...

That is what it means to be Cursed.

Lomprico2:
Is there any proof that he did?

Is it you who.created him?

Stephen0mozzy:
Why do humans have an affinity for evil?
Why is selfishness easier than sacrifice for greater good?

What really is Satan if all the evil we do boils down to "what we want to do for our own good"?

The bible answered it and it all boils down to the fact that humans think that they are intelligent whereas they are stupid as proven by the troubles they get into as.a result of doing things to their own good.

Questionnaires:
For Only Deep Minds: Why Did God Create Satan ?

And every intelligent person will tell you that.this is one of the top 5 nost stupid questions any noun could ask.

I guess, you just learnt that you could ask questions, so.you are just wasting your asking questions ability.

Lomprico2:
Why are you not offering burnt sacrifices? Is it not also God's commandment?

If you had truly read the bible, then you would have known why this was a very stupid question.

Majesty7:
So, why didn't the followers of Christ gave tithe?

Do you not see them doing the job of the levites? fishers of men instead of fishermen?

If they were fishermen, then they are bound to tithe.

And secondly, do.you not see that the levites had disapeared? Time for lovers of God to solve the bible's simeoultenous quadratic equation.

Worker + Income= Tithe + Levite.
Worker + Income = Tithe + x (consecrated Levite missing)

Solve and show your workings.

goodconsience77:
My fellow nairalanders if God gives you supernatural power how will you use it?
If you ask me the same question I will tell you I will use the power to fight against corruption in Nigeria by compelling all the political class to return their loot.
I will give them the grace of restitution for 3 month and after the period of restitution elapsed, any one that refuse to return the loot will be dealt with seriously..
I will also better the life of downtrodden people by giving them support supernaturally.
I will heal the sick and do signs and wonders that better people life.

I will make today Judgment Day and call God to come and do what He planned on doing.

Lomprico2:
You are only obeying your rogue pastors not God.

God will Judge and we shall see amongst us who obeyed Him and who did not, for.it was He Who gave The.Command

But see am, you don.change post.

GlobeTrotter2:
I wonder why people will quote their mind into the bible. GOD SAID BRING THE TITHE. If you call it tithe, It is obviously wrong to give it to your parents. And why can't you give your tithe and also help your parents. They are mutually exclusively.

Why do we always see these types of treads on Sundays SEUN what is your ajender

Very clear command. But these are the types who even after the examiner has said write your names and matric no, they still ended up.submitting their amswers scripts without fulfilling the command. Yet, they shout in wonder when they are marked "Failed"!

alobright17:
you're trying to argue with your Jesus that said shame on to you for paying tithe without giving .

His statement simply means there's only for example 500 naira you then go and pay tithe with it whereas there's someone in need of the money but you rather shamelessly went and pay tithe with it .

That's the op question if one can gift tithe money to someone else in need .Jesus don already answered op question. And the answer is shame on to you that is responding to me for paying tithe without giving.

See how you are twisting like a sserpent. First you said "greater than tithe" i corrected you.

Then in great desperation you again tried adding to the argument "which did Christ called the most important?", i corrected you yet again.

Nna, i dont have time for off topic arguments, foolish arguments. argue with yourself.

Lucifyre:
Damn!🤦🏽 Talk about a daft strawman. U have exceptional experience so im sure uld definitely beat me at this game of raw display of stupidity.

Says the fool bitting the hand that feeds him

alobright17:
the topic is paying tithe and giving which did Christ called the most important?

The place you quoted has it . He even added shame which is woe unto thee .

Imagine .

There is no "which did Christ called the most important" in the topic.

NPFLADMIN:
Okay, they stupidly did. But I still don't understand the need to wipe them off completely from the surface of the earth.

I guess it's just one of the consequences of wars.

Did you not read that they had since been annoying God with their abominations and evil doings? And who does not wipe out evil things and enemies?

Lomprico2:
God does not need nor want your fuckiing money

True, but i want and need to obey Him, so not your problem.

alobright17:
Why did you removed where he he said shame on to you for giving tithe without doing the more important thing which is giving?

Why did he considered giving as more important thing?

That's a question you never asked yourself don't lie .

Besides all Na Lamba . Tithe or not you'll be buying fuel same price as everyone else .

The topic is tithe and not what is greater than tithe.

Even if fuel be N1000/L, Life go still dey sweet for me.

DeOTR:
So Pastors are now Caesars? Well done.

Do you not have sense to know what belongs to pastor from.your Ceaser?

Lucifyre:
😄😄😄
See "Christain" on a Sunday. You make it too easy not to take you guys seriously. What happened to your "christ like virtues". E loss?! 😄

Fool, To be loyal to God above all else is a virtue.

Lucifyre:
If you look at the whole design of the ecosytem, taxonomy and food chain from top to bottom you would be forgiven for calling it sadistic. A very sad probablility game of living things competing for resources for survival and self preservation leading to and enabling the dark tendencies of all players. The porcupine is designed with powerful spikes to deter attackers, then its attackers like the hyena's designed with powerful jaws to power through the spikes with determination leaving everything to chance and a numbers game of probability. Looks a sadistic design to me so i totally get where u are coming from with the sadistic jab at the designer.

Then you have no right to eat chicken, goats, cow and co. fool. So from today, eat dust and stones and sand all the days of your miserable life.

Lucifyre:
He's a well known slowpoke here. Tell him to defend his beliefs now and watch him babble nonsense then when u have him in a corner he'll run away from the convo. Their bible says pray for your enemies but see the dross coming out of the mouth of the fool of a "Christain". Funnny thing is they expect u to take their joke of a religion seriously.

See fool complaining because i destroyed his stupid anti God beliefs to the point that you were looking for any stupid argument to make even when the argument was offpoint and disconnected. So here you are crying because YOU ARE FAIILURE!

NPFLADMIN:
Can you direct me there?

start from Exodus 17 upwards and look for who attacked first.

AntiChristian:
Check numbers 31:40.

Your God got virgins for himself!

Bandits kill your household for this blasphemy.

NPFLADMIN:
Aside the Egyptians, none of those people disturbed Israel.

You did not read the bible well, go.and read it again and see if those nations did not attack isreal first.

plessis:
Yeah. He loves to curse people and prophesy they eat stones.

on your belly and you shall eat dust and stones and sand all the days of your life.

plessis:
You fools prophesy like God is your village uncle or native doctor.
I'm preparing jollof rice rn. I'll snap and send to you to prove that you are just a loud emptyhead.

That is the essence of from today. Your past will always be better than yout tomorrow.

plessis:
Jesus christ must be proud of you.

Jesus does not do proud nor does He love blasphemers.

plessis:
Look at the way the lion brutally devour the sheep and remind me how your God is a loving God.

So instead of eating meat, you should eat stones and sand? From today, you shall eat stones and sand

VinnyBaba:
Hannah was cursed

Do you know your Bible well?

By who?

Plz EXPLAIN.

Have you seen a blessed woman eg Rebekkah, Leah, barren? Never

Genesis 3:16 in full force.

plessis:
Because yahweh is a sadist.

You shall live in sadness and curse like the darlk trolls in the movie Trolls and die in depression and miserability.

VinnyBaba:
Maybe It is because God wants to test their Faith and Later use their VICTORY as a motivation to others.

Just like Job and Hannah in the Bible.

Job had only one bad thing, and not the bad things people get daily, weekly, monthly, yearly.

Hannah was cursed and what you.see is what you.see cursed women do. A blessed woman is always fruitful, so again, she is not a good example.