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Android22:
Jesus is a positionless player. Just like Julian Alvarez (new City signing from River Plate) is one as well.

Because Palmeiras used Jesus as a striker does not mean that is why he was signed

This doesn't make sense one bit. Totally pointless and baseless.

I smell Easter violence

Amoto94:
Tony Cascarino: "Conor Gallagher is an outstanding attacking midfielder who always looks like he’s going to get a goal or make an assist. I like him because I don’t think there’s too many of his type around. He will get goals. No one at Chelsea can do what he does."

Make we hear word naw. Abeg

Chris Rock made more of a Sarcastic statement.
Said Jada should stare in the action film G.I Jane 2... The main character in the initial movie had her hair shaved in the film

Jada lately started going on low cuts cos of Bald head symptoms which was why Chris said called her nd said he'd be looking forward to a GI Jane sequence with her cos of the hair

Will initially laughed his brain's out. Buh soon after he noticed her reaction felt it would be nice to walk straight up to the stage nd smacked the comedian with "Keep my wife's name out your f*cking mouth"
To show how caring of a husband he is.
Chris tell ham say bro calm down na joke. Buh Mancho man wasn't having it. Chris still compose and kept the show going.

Now you can decide which side you want to be on. Buh personally smacking a comedian for cracking a joke you were laughing at seems abit over the top if you ask me. Trump, Obama, etc have received way worst than this. Them no use missile blow anybody

BlueMann:
7-0 after 47 mins

Some statement by the team.for some reason this Sanction seems to have been a source of Inspiration for the players both on the male nd female sides.

Emaprince:
The National team should sign him..so that he will be playing once in a blue moon.

Mugu

He would still be benched.

BlueMann:
I just remembered that game against Leeds, where he missed twice in quick succession from like one or two yards out. How he even managed that is a mystery.

Anyways, it seems it's the season of players comparing their club football environment to that of their national teams. Luke Shaw and Dablord did the same thing yesterday

You're taking it too far. What about against Newcastle. A simple upthrough pass similar to the one Havertz got man couldn't even get his control right. At this point he's completely useless. Even Tuchel who's a Germain knows this and has given up on him.

Same Tactics he's complaining about is what Havertz's thriving at. Even Lukaku wer complain the other day atleast still manages to get some goals

BlueMann:
Timo Werner after scoring vs Israel: "There are differences in the style of play between football at Chelsea and here. Maybe the one at the national team suits me better. Here, I always have scoring chances, I can score goals. I feel very comfortable here." #CFC

Wahaleux

Dude scores a goal that's almost identical with a tap in and suddenly his mouth goes wide. I watched the Germany match and theres still nothing good about this guy.
Shitty striker. So it's style of play that prevents him from scoring 1v1 or controlling the ball at vital opportunities.

PDPGuy:
Thank goodness that the UK government is now allowing CFC to sell tickets! We need a full house for our remaining games to finger up the players

But ripping the club off in the process ofcourse.

Money gotten from sale of tickets goes straight to the Premier League and FA purses. Not even to the Ukrainian people who claim to care about.

Omo the team has been performing outstandingly without the fans.... That's way better than this rip off

donjazet:
Yeah right. What do you say to a man who sets fire to his neighbors house, then dresses up as a firefighter and quenches the same fire he started only now to be receiving adulation??
Just like politicians weaponizing poverty, don't you think?

And what do you say about a man whose brother stirs up a fire in a neighbors house and Instead of him getting fuel to increase the fire he instead offers assistance to his neighbor not just in quenching the fire but also in providing shelter too.

Is he supposed to be tagged a devil cos his brother started the fire? or is he supposed to be hailed for his kindness?

Ibime:
Roman has been meeting former German Premiere to facilitate peace talks. I won't be surprised if West hail him before long

You have to wonder why UK were in such a haste to sanction him.
Well it will be in thier faces if he actually plays a huge role in ending the war

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has asked United States President Joe Biden to not sanction Roman Abramovich to facilitate peace talks.

[via @WSJ]


Our Nairaland saints and pastors what do you have to say about this?? Una no go do deliverance for Ukrainian president so? cos the Abramovich is a devil

donstan18:
I no send foolish managers.

Not one who’s yet to start a tournament and win it for us.

Rest

Pastor don say he no need una advise una still dey advise ham.

Are y'all better than the holy spirits that ministers to him. Now una din dey take pastor back to the world. Pastor don dey tell person "fvck you" on a whole sunday morning

donjazet:
ABRAHMOVIC IS A CRIMINAL.
If you see yourself defending and vociferously supporting a criminal like that then something is wrong with your moral compass. It means you have no right to ever complain about bad leadership.
I was blind, now my eyes are opened to seeing him for what he is. A cynical criminal who used stolen funds to buy hearts and minds.

When the man was putting the club on the European map. Being a philanthropist and humanitarian during the hard times. Transforming the club to one of the best in Europe you were blind.

Now there's lots of uncertainty and controversies your eyes are finally working well and you're now a pastor
Interesting...
It's testimony time

Still not better than Mendy tho

I tell una then o... Messiah Lukaku don turn to Angel bitterness within just 4momths.

This is really fun to watch

Summary of Lukaku's interview can be summed in just an image below

BlueMann:
I heard Roberto Carlos will be coming too.

Its sponsored by Budweiser Kings of Football. Na them dey host the thing. Something about fantasy team or something.

iamoyindamola:
Nihilistjnr won't agree with you on this

Whats my business with that.

I said all this things back then. Alot of people came for my head cos Lukaku seemed like the messiah we need.
Now people have started shouting to play Werner.
Even same guy that was preaching for him to be signed despite my warnings that this guy hardly performs in the big games is now shouting that he should be benched for Werner in big games while he scores against small the teams.

Isn't God wonderful

Honestly reading some comments here about Lukaku makes me laff.

I said this back then. Lukaku's not a big game player. Give him Norwich, Fulham and watch how the goals go flow. Na those defenders he fit bully score nd run go cornerflag celebrate.

But you see big matches and big games. Forget it. .
Atleast when i been talk ham many peoole here said the problem Chelsea had was with those small teams and we should let him score those small teams cos we already know how to beat the big teams.
Make nobody complain
Now its even worst with the kind of olodo midfielders we pack that can't even throw a pass

raumdeuter:
Tuchel needed the CL more than Pep

So is that why Pep was obsessed about TT's tactics before the Ucl final?

He for no bother explain the tactics to us since he felt like dashing him the Ucl in the first place

Exonerate1:
Seriously?

Just 3. And out of the 3 one is from a corner kick.

Zero Creativity. Has been in some descent positions to score himself but can hardly even play the ball on target.

Havertz10:
An attacking midfielder has so far played 20 games for club and country without scoring once

20 games

You beat me to it. Saw the post in one of the social media groups.

20 games 0 goals and just 3 assists. For an attacker that's just terrible.
And then a huge banner is designed for a guy that does little or nothing just because he was the chosen one.
Its just a matter of time before breeze go blow and fowl yansh go open.

Pure definition of Mediocrity. I still wonder how some Chelsea fans even compare the dude to players like Greenwood who are far more talented.

thorrvik55:
Leave shalaye.. Did ur greatest ever coach, Pap Guardiola, chop it at White Hart Lane or not?

Knock out punch

This man has been losing weight since he went to Spurs

donstan18:
Fvck Werner

Fvck Lampard for signing him

Fvck anything Germany

Fvck their league

Fvck Harvetz

You do realise Rudiger is German right.
And so also Thomas Tuchel the boss.

Make you dey misyarn

The way Jorginho jumps makes me laff

Emaprince:
Mount played the pass well to lukaku.

Lukaku did well returning it


The credit should go to the spurs defender cos that would have been a goal

That pass was behind Lukaku. Should have been played in front of him. This is why Lukaku knowing he couldn't shoot had to pass back to Mount who is still improving for 3 years

We should be atleast a goal up

donstan18:
Alonso sabi deal with them

Why the booing against Alonso. Or is it cos of the 2 goals he scored against them in 2017??
These spurs fans sef

Anytime Small dip show. There's always serious fight and quarrel on this thread...

During the last dip from 60+ down to 29k(beeteasee) naso 2 people fight tire for here. And now another round

I don laff tire. Its always funny