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Politics / Re: See APC Receipt For 2023 Nomination Form After Collecting N100M by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 9:42pm On Apr 28, 2022
APC na cruise jare grin grin...

No wonder Nigerians can Neva learn
They keep on entertaining us lipsrsealed angry

Meanwhile...It has come to our notice that Abokis like suffering, reason y they will still queue up behind this evil party come 2023..
Forget tribe, Obi remains the credible candidate naija needs now.

I see OBI giving them a run for there money cool cool

This I have seen cool cool

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo To Visit Monarch, APC Chieftains In Ogun by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 2:51pm On Apr 26, 2022
Let the gnashing continue on the side of bloody Tinubu supporters who are hell bent on imposing one old cargo on us angry

Nigerians are now wiser tongue..
Obi or Osibanjo for 2023. U can only grumble....They are god's mandate. Naija must be better cool cool

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Romance / Re: Why Do People Condemn Sex Videos And Still Share The Videos by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 1:39pm On Apr 19, 2022
I have come to notice that mediocrity trends more than virtues in this life.especially for naija here....and na that stupid stupid things de make pple blow for naija undecided embarassed.

Nobody gives a Bleep about you when you are the modest or humble type..
Don't be surprise, by next week you see big men asking for the girl's identity or whereabout to even promote her the more.


I see the family using this there daughter to cash out big time tongue tongue.

This I have seen cool cool

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Sports / Re: Nigeria's First Choice Keeper: Who Do You Prefer Okoye Or Uzoho? by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 2:08pm On Mar 26, 2022
Iyaebe:
Please stop comparing my Maduka with this one
so cos maduka na fine boy shocked grin
Celebrities / Re: Takor Veronica Found Dead In A Hotel Room In Benue State (Photos) by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 10:15pm On Mar 23, 2022
OriOko88:
She was drugged and bleeped to death by one of his Bleep mates. Benue guys no dey get joy with pretty women. Dem boys and girls dey fuckkk shiit grin
oboy u know dem wella..dea girls too like prick..wallahi

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Celebrities / Re: Takor Veronica Found Dead In A Hotel Room In Benue State (Photos) by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 10:10pm On Mar 23, 2022
Omo e be like say Gee boys don de enter Benue here oo...

Chaaii Allah dem go use girls here wella cos girls here are very wayward and hungry... speaking from experience...
Na Benue I de reside....

This one Benue has been experiencing various death this week, and mostly women..

Problem

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Education / Re: ABU Zaria Student Proposed To Colleague During NUGA 2022 In UNILAG by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 10:03pm On Mar 23, 2022
Omo all these sports girls are good to go...
I like sports babes cos they are always active both in there daily activities and the oza room cool cool cool
Ajibo girls no be my spec at all undecided undecided
And I like my girls chubby shocked tongue..
Congrats to them..
I miss school life shaa..those days at UNN cheesy wink..

Make I dey go abeg before Boogyman go blast me with him kala shocked shocked

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Food / Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 9:27pm On Mar 23, 2022
Drsnives:
Afonja i hail una for dirtiness
grin grin angry
I swear....not hating on anybody..buh na true...
Talking from experience
Food / Re: 8 Things That Taste Better When They’re Free by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 9:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
Am not seeing frog meat there..
Hear in Benue...dem de eat da frog as if is a normal meat ..even rat sef lipsrsealedembarassed embarassed embarassed..

I don tell my babe...anyday wea she go eat da thing come my house, may she jejely just go brush her mouth cos Mua no go kiss any frog meat mouth
angry grin grin cheesy

Buh pork is bae.. pork remains the best meat of the decade cool cool

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Politics / Re: Looming Strike: Inspector-general Of Police To Address Personnel In Lagos, Ogun by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 2:17pm On Mar 22, 2022
olola4:
They should strike jor, let us even see how Nigeria will be without them

Atleast after endsars there was no police on sight and there was bit of orderliness
na u go still beg make dem come back
Sports / Re: Portugal Without Key Defenders For WC Play-off by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 8:04am On Mar 22, 2022
As Far as the goat is available.... nothing mega.
Buh las las Portugal go miss Pepe(chewing gum).
Chaaaiii if da guy mark u ball baa, u go pee for ur knicker. Na la Liga strikers go testify wella.

Portugal all the way..

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Sports / Re: Musa & Iheanacho Arrive In Nigeria Camp For Ghana by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 8:00am On Mar 22, 2022
Nigeria should do the needful in that match...I can accept loosing to any other country in this world, buh I can Neva accept loosing to Ghana angry angry

If dem lose to Ghana baa, they should not bother coming back cos in will bundle all of them to guard room grin angry grin embarassed

Captain Don Dee have spoken cool cool
Family / Re: His Wife Doesn't Appreciate House-keeping Allowance Of N50,000. by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 8:48pm On Mar 21, 2022
Malory:
Then he should stop giving her any amount at all until her brain reset
I swear..I have come to notice that women always learn the hard, reason y I don't ever pet them. If u over show them love too much....dem go dey use u de catch cruise.
Imagine giving ur wife with just two kids 50k in this nonsense economy, and the women is still complaining even when she is working...
My mumu Neva reach like this Allah undecided

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Politics / Re: Workers Seize LG Chairman, Adegoke Ogunsola's Car In Osun by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 5:44pm On Mar 21, 2022
Ha
Celebrities / Re: Davido's Jewelry Collection (Pictured) by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 5:33pm On Mar 21, 2022
If u have the money..flex am ooo..Life na once oo
cool cool cool
Make all these vanity crew no deceive u oo tongue tongue.
Buh mostly importantly try helping those that are In need.....Baba God no go forget u. .
Baba God abeg pick my call embarassed embarassed

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Sports / Re: Ghana Vs Nigeria: 2022 World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 25th March 2022 by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 3:13pm On Mar 21, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
Ghana wey use juju beat Guinea 3-0

We go give dem wotowoto for body
..


Who told that JuJu of a thing is real..
That thing na scam bro..JuJu doesn't work in football...
Education / Re: Nairalander Bags M.eng With 5.0 CGPA. by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 6:24pm On Mar 20, 2022
DasaintHope:
Congrats Man. I myself graduated with a 4.7 average Mechanical from ABU Zaria.

Las las na military work I used the degree go find. Not to discourage you but don't think your path will be flawlessly smooth. If anything it just got harder. Speaking from experience.
Which armed of service did u go for...Me too am a military man buh entered with o level shaa..buh still running my degree..This strike if a tin don tire..I would have been a graduate by now.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Liverpool FA Cup (0 - 1) On 20th March 2022 by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 6:03pm On Mar 20, 2022
ginggerxy:
if you don't want to be stretched for long, then give it up early enough.
My brother is Chelsea catch any team right now... na to bleep them without..

I de vex sef y dem no give us Bayern may we useless dem tongue tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Liverpool FA Cup (0 - 1) On 20th March 2022 by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 6:02pm On Mar 20, 2022
ginggerxy:
if you don't want to be stretched for long, then give it up early enough.
Tell am say blue is always the colour cool cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona El Clasico (0 - 4) On 20th March 2022 by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 6:01pm On Mar 20, 2022
kolamilan:
farmers league with 3 of laliga teams in champions league.
wat of EPL..wat are u saying oga... Football is made in England cool cool
Politics / Re: Police Ban Officers From Demanding Customs Papers by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 5:58pm On Mar 20, 2022
Eriokanmi:
That's no need.
My brother u re a real nigga...
If u want to live more than ur mates in this life as a man..no try am.
I can't Neva try such tin to avoid story that touches sad sad..
Woman can Neva give me high BP in this life undecided undecided

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Politics / Re: Police Ban Officers From Demanding Customs Papers by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 5:55pm On Mar 20, 2022
TOPCRUISE:
Nigerian police will not listen
I dey tell you..They will be looking at this news now asper shocked shocked shocked.....
Abi u go Dr ur house know awetin we de run for road grin grin..
Tinted own is a welcome development...I think tinted should be allowed only for para military and military personnels cool cool
Politics / Re: Electoral Act: Deletion Of Section 84 (12) ‘A Great Error’ - Falana by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 11:06pm On Mar 19, 2022
flipboss:
This is getting interesting. Malami fighting tooth and nail because he wants to become the governor of Kebbi state. He is such a greedy man. He's bought up almost all the available parcel of land in Birnin-Kebbi metropoly.
Since I was born...
I have Neva seen a dull AGF like da Malami undecided angry angry

Such a looser


Tufiakwa

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Politics / Re: Electoral Act: Deletion Of Section 84 (12) ‘A Great Error’ - Falana by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 11:06pm On Mar 19, 2022
lalastimlala:

You do well. Congratulations. Mumu
angry grin grin
Politics / Re: Electoral Act: Deletion Of Section 84 (12) ‘A Great Error’ - Falana by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 11:00pm On Mar 19, 2022
We all know that anything that wil not favour de evil party APC must be swept under de carpet undecided undecided

Ndi mgbu undecided undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 19th March 2022 by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 11:07am On Mar 19, 2022
chiefolododo:
I see arsenal losing
draw sir shocked cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 19th March 2022 by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 11:02am On Mar 19, 2022
Aston Villa will shock Arsenal in this match...I can bet my balls here shocked

Da match is a 2-2 draw...Say I told u
U can quote me after the match cool cool.

Buh I believe say this top four go still sure for Arsenal...dem deserve am abeg..Over 4yrs now..

Man Utd)Maguire utd angry angry should continue with there 7 avenue draw soup undecided tongue..
Blue still remain the colour � cool cool
Romance / Re: He Cheated On Me, I'm Confused by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 10:53am On Mar 19, 2022
See if u want to live longer than your age mate...Always try to avoid your partner's phone e get y angry....

A chat is a chat...You didn't catch him red handed..Youths of nowadays always talk dirty online...buh sometimes, nothing really happened..beta wise up..
The last mistake wea I go do na to come carry my girlfriend phone dey check who and who she de chat...u will just give yourself high BP bfr u time undecided lipsrsealed
They won't teach you this at school cool

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Travel / Re: Immigration Sanctions Officers Who Stole From A 14 Year Old Girl by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 10:16pm On Mar 18, 2022
As naija dey now... everybody wan cash out even if na from a dead man..
Tufiakwa undecided undecided
Na de next level be this....

Anyway shaa I commend de authorities of the immigration services for there action of sacking the two useless fools... That's is a welcome development cool

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Politics / Re: Toyin Abraham, Other Celebrities Criticised For Accepting Award From Lagos State by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 10:01pm On Mar 18, 2022
If up till now u don't know that govt awards are useless and mostly paid for...u must be high on old expired weed undecided
Same goes to all these....
Best governor of the year
Best graduating student of the year
Best university of the year..e.t.c.

Who Una wan impress angry

Ndi mgbu lipsrsealed undecided

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Politics / Re: Deletion Of Section 84(12): Malami Effects Judgement In Line With The Law by DUNDEEMASTER(m): 8:38pm On Mar 18, 2022
Abi e shock you angry angry..If u are shocked u must be suffering from acute malaria undecided undecided.. Anything that will be stumbling stone to dem is not welcomed...

APC will still snatch power again come 2023 if PDP continue with dea iberiberism undecided undecided angry

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