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Airforce1:
Cool word to say to a "super sexy" girl if you ask me

Wizkid is onpoint but haters will always hate.


But this girl no get big breaast..

I like slim girls with big breaast..
They drive me crazy

I can hook u up with one

As if say una no chop am together

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Lasticla or whoever did itit
Y would u remove my space on a thread saying I wan to sleep wit cr7 bla bal, I spooked d space jejely waiting to read and comment dat am FTC den to my surprise someone else was FTC and my space has been removed
I demand an explanation
Cause am really angry!!!!!!!!!

Lame

Like for real #200m prprayer warriors??
Last time I checked, the bible made us understand that ask and it shall be given, not pay and it shall be given
So where adamawa con see their own, or Muslim faithfuls is it in d Quran??

Masturbaters

O yee masturbaters your attentions are kindly needed

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Mtchewwww

Who tell u say I no dae try am

AcesIni:
bro we are in Nigeria. that person fit become president. you know you don't need Secondary school certificate for that.

Hmm true, bubu was a good example
Naija I hail o!!
***singing national anthem***

Smhw true

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So??

Amustical:
Space booker, how market today ooooo?

Waiting for fp

Is dat really wat am seeing , gej d PhD holder was there person get dis kind result, wat will now hapen to dose dat will write u der dis certificate less gworo chewing burukutu sipping gorilla??
Waec pls no come conduct examination for naija againagainagainagain- -[


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Cause u pple are always mass communicating

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The way you dress, is the way you are addressead. Lobatan
If I was there, I will do d same tintin

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Fp

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FTC!!! , ohh d person below me is really hrtbroken , sorry dear wait for ur time
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Opp na true u talk oo

FTC!!!
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@topic
Wetin be sin before for dem face before

And mind u, d rate at which clock is ticking nowadays is alarming

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Apc but y?? Cause of dis despiration?

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Read a thread about passing shot analysis been shown at a particular news.. Guess u knw abt d thread already, if not here is a favour https://www.nairaland.com/2523678/passingshots-analysis-refineries-featured-keeping

Though am a wailer but I have to admit, am proud of u nigga, not because of ur analysis nop, but because you created something tangible and backed it up with facts dat drew external attention, wic many wankers here could have tried doing Instead of wanking all over d thread. Kudos nigga u are a true representation of youthful life.

And nevertheless, am still a wailer so, o yee masturbaters back off!!

Had to break some protocols in my amm device (anti masturbaters mode device) for those of u who doesn't knw it, just to acknowledge a self-servicer.

But beware wankers, device now updated to version 4.22, the latest and d most ruthless version ever designed
So, if u think bcus I acknowledged one of you, dat one now gv u d opportunity to try and infect me am sorry you would be detected, scanned, deleted and extincted..

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blackpanda:
Pls shut up and read before posting. Illiterate!

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Orfankwagh:
666 sign there

Sharp eyeseyes